funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funny skills that parents picked up by mistake (twitter thread) | thumbnail text - SpacedMom @copymama ... There are certain instinctive mom skills that can't be taught. Like sensing exactly how long you have to hold on to a dandelion your kid picked for you before it's safe to discreetly toss it aside. 5:22 PM · Jun 8, 2019 · Twitter Web Client

Funny Tweets About The Special Skills Parents Develop By Mistake

funny relatable tweets about getting older | thumbnail text - Kelly @kelly_le I'm at the age where I need enough notice for sex so I can be sure to get a nap in first.

Painfully Relatable Tweets About The 'Joys' Of Getting Older

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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (February 19, 2021)

parents tweet about their kids creepy imaginary friends | thumbnail text - Beth Newell @bethnew Today my daughter told me one of her best friends is a dead girl named Hallie who hangs out at her daycare and hits her when she says bad words like "stupid." 3:46 AM · May 2, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 572 Retweets 296 Quote Tweets 17.2K Likes

Parents Tweet About Their Kids' Creepy Imaginary Friends

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - becca slack ... @ohboybeccaslack men will have 500 cult classics on dvd and 1 towel. 8:48 PM · Feb 10, 2021 - Twitter Web App 9,803 Retweets 2,045 Quote Tweets 159.7K Likes

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (February 17, 2021)

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funniest dad tweets of the week | thumbnail text - Jonesy The Beautiful Idiot l+) @VikingJonesy ... Took my kids sledding because it's the only way I can legally throw them down a hill 11:44 PM · Feb 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 113 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 530 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (February 16, 2021)

people reveal their weirdest dating stories | thumbnail text - texasblonde @texasblonde22 Replying LizerReal Went meet guy stopped and sat on bench. He grabbed my keys and started playing with my pepper spray and pepper sprayed himself face. Date over.

People Tweet About Their Weirdest, Most Awkward First Dates Ever

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - ashley ray @theeashleyray ... i think it's nice that in the early 2000s if your sister was a pop singer, you got to try it out too 6:01 PM · Feb 11, 2021 Twitter Web App 17.1K Retweets 579 Quote Tweets 313K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (February 15, 2021)

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Chelsea Peretti ... @chelseaperetti my son is crying bc he wants to be a flamingo "not a pretend one" 4:10 AM - Feb 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,242 Retweets 279 Quote Tweets 43.7K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 15, 2021)

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland ... Annual reminder that heart shaped pizza is less pizza for the same amount of money. 4:07 PM · Feb 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 277 Retweets 23 Quote Tweets 2,405 Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (February 12, 2021)

funniest women roasting men tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Roxi Horror ... @roxiqt Ladies, if your boyfriend is holding a fish in his display photo, you don't have a boyfriend. He's in love with the fish in his display photo. He's going to marry her & go live in a lake with his new fish family. Know the signs. 8:16 PM Feb 9, 2021 · TweetDeck 72 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 790 Likes

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (February 10, 2021)

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Jonesy The Beautiful Idiot M @VikingJonesy ... Bought my kids a donut maker and we tried making donuts and now I can't stand donuts or my kids 1:43 AM - Feb 7, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 132 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 787 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (February 9, 2021)

funny tweets about parents totally depending on google to survive | thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... I'm Googling "how to get glitter slime off the dog" if anyone was wondering what kind of parenting adventure I was having today. 8:44 PM · May 27, 2020 - Twitter Web App 14 Retweets 108 Likes

Funny Tweets About Parents Being Totally Dependent On Google To Survive

Fifteen tweets about the super bowl that are hilarious| Thumbnail text - - andi :D ... @andivmg i'm too hot to care about the superbowl 8:58 PM · Feb 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 365 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 5,461 Likes

Super Bowl Tweets Are More Entertaining Than The Super Bowl

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - sydney battle @SydneyBattle i was born on my due date and i was only 5 pounds. it's called being considerate & respecting ur mother 10:58 PM · Feb 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 28.4K Retweets 6,663 Quote Tweets 532.4K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (February 8, 2021)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Simon Holland ... @simoncholland Let's get married and have kids so we can spend hours preparing and cleaning up after dinner so our kids can spend seconds deciding they just don't like the texture. 3:41 AM Feb 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 37 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 824 Likes

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