CheezCake

funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

walk of shame tweets | thumbnail text - Brynn ... @BigBoyBrynn just did the walk of shame off of a water slide because i was 5lbs over weight...IM NOT CRYING YOU ARE 1:57 AM · Aug 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

More Walks of Shame That Have Nothing To Do With The Morning After Sex

It's not a walk of shame if you strut
View List
Parenting Tweets That Nearly Made Us Spit Out Our Coffee From Chuckles| Thumbnail text - Marissa ... @michimama75 5: I'm bad at this puzzle Me: you're trying your best! Mommy has a hard time with that one too! 5: yeah, because you're bad at it 7:02 PM · 1/16/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets That Nearly Made Us Spit Out Our Coffee From Chuckles

A rare state of joy
View List
Advertisement
Funniest Women's Tweets That Got US Feeling All Empowered And Stuff| Thumbnail text - gabbi “gabbi boyd" boyd @GabbiBoyd ... i'll post a selfie looking the best i've ever looked and someone will be like “thank you for promoting REALISTIC beauty standards" 8:25 PM · Jan 9, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Women's Tweets That Got US Feeling All Empowered And Stuff

Proud to be apart of this demographic
View List
Astrology Tweets That Had Us Looking At The Constellations With Some Serious Suspicion| Thumbnail text - jayO @theearthyvirgo Virgo: "I'll be nicer, if you be smarter." 99 3:22 PM · Jan 14, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Astrology Tweets That Had Us Looking At The Constellations With Some Serious Suspicion

It's hard to trust these days
View List
adulting tweets | thumbnail text - Damilola Orija @the_dietchef ... Adulting 101: Having a bad day but showing up at work regardless because nobody cares and work has to be done 8:35 PM · Jul 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Adulting Tweets Which Expose The Harsh Truth About Growing Up

Cheers to never growing up
View List
Advertisement
psycho roommate tweets | thumbnail text - nanea ... @naneakuualoha having a crazy roommate is a coming of age experience 3:30 AM · Aug 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People That Will Be Forever Scarred By Their Psycho Roommates

Roommates be crazy
View List
funny tweets about the realities of fitness for parents | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford ... @thearibradford I pulled a muscle and got floaters in my eyes from trying to show my kids how to do a cartwheel so I won't be selling my at-home fitness program after all. 5:00 AM - Apr 26, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 72 Retweets 407 Likes

Funny Tweets About The Realities Of Fitness For Parents

Or, a lack thereof
View List
drunk texts on twitter | thumbnail text - 8bitfiction ... @8bitfiction growth is fun gone were the days of drunk texting my exes now i just drunk text my 2(two) friends and tell them how MUCH i LOVE THEM 10:13 PM · Aug 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets About Drunk Texts For All The Hot Messes Out There

You're a hot mess, and we're falling for you
View List
Advertisement
Marriage Tweets That Fully Epitomize The Realities Of Tying The Knot| thumbnail text - JDan Follow @Social_Mime Marriage, because you need to know you were folding a bag of chips wrong your entire life. 17 63 123

Marriage Tweets That Fully Epitomize The Realities Of Tying The Knot

Ah, the joys of marriage
View List
Twitter Is Riled Up About How Bills Should Be Split Between Couples| thumbnail text - Keshav Kant @MxKantEven I know this won't be a hot take for people with sense but: The division of financial responsibility in a relationship should be equitable not equal. If you make 3x what your partner does, you should pay more because you can. Do a 2:1 split, and cover 70% of the bills. 7:02 PM · Jun 28, 2021 96.5K

Twitter Is Riled Up About How Bills Should Be Split Between Couples

We are all entitled to our own opinions
View List
Parenting Tweets That Are So Spot On It Hurts| thumbnail text - Yelisa ... @motherplaylist No one: My 8yo on the 3rd of January: So what are we doing for Halloween? 6:27 PM · Jan 3, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets That Are So Spot On It Hurts

Ah, our little angels
View List
Advertisement
toxic trait tweets | thumbnail text -  matt horwood @matthewhorwood My toxic trait is setting 100 alarms simply ignore every morning 3:14 PM Jan 11, 2022 Twitter iPhone

15 Funny Tweets That Are Calling Out People's Most Toxic Traits

We all have negative qualities that we're trying to work on. The first step is recognizing the problem. The people of Twitter are great at admitting the issues they need to work on and have taken to the platform to confess their most toxic traits. Their toxic traits also happen to be funny AF. Have a look below, and feel free to confess your most toxic trait in the comments. This is a safe space, after all.
View List
funny tweets about being over 30 and in denial about it | thumbnail text - Emily Murnane @emily_murnane Hmm turns out being over 30 is just your back hurting and your stomach feeling kinda off for the rest of your life  My Life Is The Pitts Family chao @LifePitts I've reached the age where that spot on my arm could either be a questionable mole or dried nacho cheese.

Memes About Turning 30 For Anyone In Denial About Leaving Their 20s

But denying it only makes it worse
View List
Funniest Women’s Tweets We Have The Luxury Of Blessing Your Feeds With| thumbnail text - Sarah J. Hass @tacko_belle credit card chip machines are like: - DO NOT remove your card - DO NOT - hey look at me - DO NOT remove your card - take out your card immediately or I'm burning this place to the ground 8:48 PM · 1/2/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Women’s Tweets We Have The Luxury Of Blessing Your Feeds With

These women are incredible
View List
22 Embarrassing Situations That Are Actually Hilarious| Thumbnail Text - Hand - dmbrookes While at work, the girl working behind me was trying to say "the pleasure was all mine" to a customer but it came out "I pleasure myself" 16h Reply

22 Embarrassing Situations That Are Actually Really Funny

Yiiiiikes
View List
People Confuse 'Incense' With 'Incest' Totally Changing The Meaning Of The Sentence

Confusing 'Incense' With 'Incest' Awkwardly Changes The Meaning Of The Sentence

A small word with such huge meaning
View List
1 2 3 4 5