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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 29, 2020)

Each week we scroll through the world wide web — OK fine, just Twitter— to find you the funniest parenting tweets. These 280 character nuggets of gold contain the best parenting rants, quips, complaints, and advice you'll find. And the best part? You don't even have to search for them; we've done the hard part for you. Enjoy this selection of funny parenting tweets, which are as amusing as the last.


funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Text - joe heenan @joeheenan There was a massive unflushed Jobby in the toilet. I asked my boys who did it & my 10yr old son said it was him. My 5yr old son is crying cause he says it was him & his big brother is taking the credit. Have a great week everyone! 10:35 AM Nov 23, 2020 Twitter for Android 276 Retweets 69 Quote Tweets 8.1K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (November 27, 2020)

Relationships are a ball when they're going well, but when they're not, well... that's why Twitter was invented. Because why keep your relatonship gripes private when you can broadcast them for the world to read? The entertaining people of Twitter never let us down when it comes to quips about the trials and tribulations (and sometimes the mushy side) of love, relationships, and everything that comes with it. Here are the funniest relationship tweets we came across this week.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert Do like yelling Get married
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Children Of Strict Parents Tweet Their “Weirdest Rules” Growing Up

When you grow up, you assume that everything your parents say is true. After all, adults know everything, right? All those rules you had imposed on you that might have seemed slightly weird at the time, you just took as a given. It's only once you grow up and discuss them with other adults that you realize how fricken weird they were! A tweet asking people who had strict parents what the "weirdest rule they had growing up" was, has revealed some hilarious and weird practices that will either make you feel like you're not alone or be grateful that your parents weren't THIS weird! 

people tweet rules from strict parents growing up - cover pic tweet I could have action figures with no guns and no print on my tshirts | Kyle BLM @SpaceLeftEmpty Replying The_Dingus_Khan could have action figures but if they came with guns, all those went into trash. Absolutely no t-shirts with any kind print on them or name brand shoes because won't allow be walking billboard
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (November 25, 2020)

Ladies, have you ever been so annoyed with your man (or men in general) that all you want to do is scream from the rooftop and let everyone know just how fed up you are? If the answer is yes, then why not give Twitter a go? It's the virtual rooftop we all need, and these women have certainly utilized it. Welcome to this week's funniest 'women roasting men' tweets, where women roast men on Twitter to within an inch of their lives.


funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail Text - sherry @sherrysworld trust me bro, no woman has ever looked at your tinder profile and gone "i wish he was holding me like he's holding that fish" 5:16 PM Nov 20, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 300 Retweets 28 Quote Tweets 2.4K Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (November 24, 2020)

Most people have a love-hate relationship with dad humor. And by that, I mean they hate how much they love it. The awful jokes make us groan, roll our eyes, and sometimes, genuinely laughing out loud. And when they share their dad jokes, quips, and rants about parenting on Twitter, we love it even more. Each week, we scour the internet for the funniest dad tweets we can find, and we love sharing them with you. When you need a pick-me-up, scroll through these tweets, then last week's, and then the week before that.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - WTFDAD @daddydoubts I just sneezed and my kid shouted from his bedroom "bless you dad!" which is adorable. You know what else is adorable? GOING THE FUCK TO SLEEP 4:03 AM Nov 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 147 Retweets 17 Quote Tweets 1.7K Likes >
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (November 23, 2020)

Funny women and Twitter are the perfect pair. Like a glass of wine with The Bachelor. Or heartbreak and ice cream. So each week, we scour the internet for the funniest tweets written by women so that if you're having a bad day, you can scroll through these for some light-hearted humor. And then, you can look through last week's haul for some more hilarious women jokes. It's just the gift that keeps on giving.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp Baby carrot inventor: ok so the idea is we make tiny little carrots Investor: eh.. Baby carrot inventor: BUT we make sure they are always soaking wet Investor: you've got yourself a deal 9:09 AM Nov 16, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 1.1K Retweets 38 Quote Tweets 22.1K Likes >
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 22, 2020)

Have kids, they said. It will be fun, they said. Sure, it's all fun and games until your kid smears poop all over the wall. Or they're screaming bloody murder because you cut their sandwich into a square shape instead of a triangle, you monster! But, through all the trials and tribulations that parenting brings, you've got to be able to laugh your frustrations away, and the parents of Twitter certainly do an excellent job at it. Here is this week's collection of funniest parenting Tweets for all parents (and non-parents alike) to relate hard to.

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Vision Bored @VisionBored1 sure sex is great but have you ever opened a bag of chips alone in an empty house knowing no children will come rushing in the room to ask for some 10:59 PM - Nov 20, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 56 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 659 Likes >
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (November 20, 2020)

Tina Turner once famously sang, "What's love got to do, got to do with it"? Well, everything. The thing about love is that we can't live without it, but boy, oh boy, can it drive us up the wall. Whether you're happily single or pining for someone you can't have, or whether you're in a messy situationship or happily married, love affects us all. So here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, which bring some humor and a positive spin on that tricky little thing that we call love. All, from the big wide world of Twitter




funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer I survived my first day sharing an office with my husband. I give our marriage two maybe three months tops. 2:41 AM Nov 11, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 55 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes
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People's Most Awkward Moments Captured On Twitter

Life is full of unfortunate mishaps, and sometimes we do painfully embarrassing things. Whereas most of us try to forget they ever happened, others post their brain fart moments on Twitter so the world can share in their misery and get a few laughs along the way. These people have shared the moments where they wished the floor would swallow them up, and provided us with some humor at the same time.

people share their awkward moments on Twitter | thumbnail includes two tweets Text - B @BenedictBridget My bf met my family for the first time & we we're playing catch phrase & his word was boner. Instead of skipping it like a normal person he said "something that Bridget gives me" right infront of my father 5:13 AM Dec 26, 2018 · Twitter for Android 30.3K Retweets 2K Quote Tweets 315.6K Likes
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (November 18, 2020)

Women roasting men on Twitter has become one of our favorite weekly lists to compile. For some reason, we get immense satisfaction from scrolling through Twitter and finding ways that women are disappointed with men. So here's your weekly haul of women roasting men tweets, and when you're done, here's last week's list for you to peruse through.



funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail Alyssa @iissaalyssa Shopping guy is so hard do guys like besides other girl's pictures | Ginny Hogan @ginnyhogan_ My boyfriend just accidentally sent 7 texts row he intended his friend. All 7 were about much he loves Nicholas Cage would rather have found out he cheating.
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (November 17, 2020)

Week after week, we scour Twitter to find the best of the best in dad humor. We know that fatherhood can be simultaneously challenging and full of joyful moments, so why not vent and celebrate with the online community? Whether you are a dad, have a dad, or know a dad, these tweets are relatable to almost everyone. Excellent work dads, you crushed it this week yet again.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal When I randomly walk into a room in my home and find my kids playing quietly together I slowly and silently back out like l've stumbled into a den of hungry velociraptors who by some miracle haven't noticed me yet. 1:10 AM - Nov 13, 2020 - Twitter Web App 94 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes >
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (November 16, 2020)

Our weekly list of 'Funniest Women Tweets' is always a winner. How could it not be when we collect some of the funniest female minds out there and compile them all in one handy list for you? The women of Twitter are the perfect blend of hilarious, witty, and snarky, and this week's haul is no different from all the others. Welcome to this week's funniest quips by the brilliant women on Twitter.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Karen Chee @karencheee I'm not saying my grandparents *worship* me, that would be crazy. I'm just saying they have 8 pics of me around the apartment and only 1 pic of jesus 6:34 PM Nov 9, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 153 Retweets 21 Quote Tweets 7.1K Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 15, 2020)

Parenting comes with its highs and lows. Of course, no one talks about the highs because, let's face it, bragging parents are possibly one of the worst types of people on the planet. But the lows... well, everyone wants to hear about the lows because the lows are funny, especially when they're put on Twitter for the world to see. So, each week, we compile a list of the funniest parenting tweets we came across over the past seven days to give you a taste of the trials and tribulations (and occasional joys) of parenting. Scroll through this week's haul and then mosey on over to last week's to get more parenting survival tips and tricks.

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Lauren Flans @LaurenFlans the orphan i adopted sucks at chess fml 8:07 AM Nov 13, 2020 · Twitter for Android 20.7K Retweets 2.1K Quote Tweets 293.5K Likes >
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Painfully Relatable Yet Funny Period Tweets

Ladies, if there's one thing we can all relate to, it's when Aunt Flo pays us our monthly visit. And while our period is a necessary but beautiful evil, and we're grateful for it, yada yada, the pain, hormones, and bleeding that comes with it are things that, frankly, we could do without. Here are some hilarious period tweets that all women can relate to, which men will never understand. Because periods are a total b*tch... period.

Funny period tweets only women will understand | Thumbnail Text - m. diane @CULTMOTHER told my boyfriend I was going to start my period and he said, "AGAIN??" it's like, you know what, you're right, I'm cancelling my subscription. 11:15 PM Jun 11, 2018 · Twitter for Android 119.7K Retweets 2.6K Quote Tweets 520.3K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (November 13, 2020)

Sometimes, the only way to distract yourself from your romantic perils is to post them on Twitter and laugh about them with the rest of the world. It doesn't matter whether you're single, married, or in some weird situationship; everyone can relate to our weekly selection of funny relationship tweets. Enjoy this week's haul, and then look at some more for further love-related humor.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer Husband, "I'm going to the store, do you need anything?" Me, "A bottle of champagne." Husband, "Oh, I got you one yesterday." Me, "I said what I said." 11:56 PM Nov 5, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 139 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.5K Likes <.
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (November 11, 2020)

Twitter has become a breeding ground for roasting of all kinds, but it's the ultimate playground when it comes to women roasting men. Each week we bring you the funniest 'women roasting men' tweets, and this week, the haul is as funny as last week's and the week before that. Essentially, women roasting men on Twitter has always been and will always be funny. You're welcome!

funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail Text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly any guy who has ever tried to have sex without a condom needs to either support medicare for all or venmo every person they've rawed $500 for antibiotics just in case. ideally both though. 12:24 AM Nov 10, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 130 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 2.2K Likes <>
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