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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Robert Pattinson Standing In The Kitchen Memes Makes Great Material

Robert Pattinson, the Twilight heartthrob from back in the day, has recently found his way back into the spotlight for two main reasons. The first is his upcoming performance as the new Batman, which people have pretty mixed feelings over. The second is the resurfacing of a picture of Pattinson on Instagram from 2017 (which he has since deleted). The photo shows him standing in a kitchen during the shooting of Good Time, in which he plays Connie, a petty thief. Connie doesn't exactly have the dashing looks you're used to seeing Pattinson sport in Twilight, and of course, the internet immediately took advantage of how creepy he looked. The memes are savage, but also hilarious. Check out some of the funniest ones below.

Funny memes of Robert Pattinson standing in kitchen | text - spooky blm donny @_donnydrama we kicked this dude out of the party 6 times and somehow he keeps getting back in literally no one knows who he is
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (September 25, 2020)

Nothing makes a relationship easier than venting about it on Twitter, and we sure know how to find the funniest ones. Each week we treat you to the funniest relationship tweets we found over the past seven days, and this week's are just as good as ever. Tuck in on this twitter feast, and then check out last week's when you're done. 

funniest relationship tweets we saw this week - Text - Jude, sexy siren of the south @heyitsJudeD My husband asked me what l'd like for my birthday Is 'a divorce' an appropriate answer? Asking for me.
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (September 23, 2020)

The well-known adage, "Hell hath no fury like a scorned woman armed with a Twitter account," has neven been more accurate. And this week's collection of women roasting men on Twitter are here to prove it. We've scoured the internet for the funniest tweets of women unleashing all their fury onto men, and they're as brutal as ever. And when you're done with these, here's some more to keep you entertained!

funniest women roasting men tweets of the week - Text - Roxi Horror @roxiqt WOMEN: When I had my IUD inserted, I blacked out from the pain but it wasn't a big deal MEN: Condoms are uncomfy :( If I have to wear one, this is going to be the worst day of my life :(
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (September 22, 2020)

The dads of Twitter don't get enough credit for succinctly summing up the joys, woes, trials, and tribulations of parenting within the confines of Twitter's 280 character limit. So, we take great pleasure in finding the funniest tweets written by all the dads out there and putting them together in one place for you each week. Here is your weekly haul of funniest dad tweets for you to scroll through, and here are some more for when you're done.

funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking I can clean my car, vacuum it squeaky clean. Put my kids in. Give them absolutely nothing and there's 52 lbs of crumbs in the seats when they get out. This is how I know children are 98% made up of crumbs.
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (September 21, 2020)

We're back with your weekly catch of the funniest tweets written by women over the past seven days, and as usual, they don't fail to disappoint. A venting woman is funny at the best of times, but when she's limited to 280 characters, every word counts, so you can be sure it will be golden. Scroll through these nuggets of humor, and then scroll through some more when you're done. Twitter is the gift that keeps on giving!






funniest women tweets we came across this week - Text - Rachel @femaleredhead girls be like "happy birthday to the craziest person i know" and it's just sarah
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (September 20, 2020)

Another week has gone by, which means another week of parents doing their best with their little ones. But, as with everything in life, parenting comes with good and bad days. And when the bad days strike, Twitter is there as a platform to vent on, filled with parents who will empathize with your struggles and spur you on. Here is a list of the funniest parenting tweets we came across this week, where parents try to keep their offspring alive without losing too much of their sanity. Have kids, they said, it will be fun, they said.

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - mark @TheCatWhisprer Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me between 2 and 50 times and you're my 5yo getting out of bed at night.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (September 18, 2020)

Relationships - can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. And if you're living with one, you can bet someone is going through the same frustrations that you are. Here are this week's funniest relationship tweets that we came across, collected, and put in a handy list for you to scroll through and relate hard. And when you're done, here are some more. You're welcome!


funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic | Text - Goats? @Gooooats It's unfair of my wife to assume that I'm the one who absentmindedly put the milk away in the cereal cabinet. I mean, I definitely did it, but she shouldn't just assume.
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (September 16, 2020)

We're back with a fresh haul of women roasting men tweets, and they're as fabulous as ever. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, especially a woman who has Twitter. So Scroll through, relate and laugh at these scathing reviews of men by women and then check out last week's selection for even more humor.




funniest women roasting men tweets of the week | Text - Alyssa Schoener @alyssa_schoener I once asked this guy why he was ignoring me when I clearly showed interest in him and he responded with "when did u show interest in me?" Like hm idk maybe when I had sex with u
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (August 15, 2020)

The dads of Twitter are a funny bunch who are just winging it at parenting and hoping for the best. All while whining about it on the internet Twitter, of course, because men love to make mountains out of molehills. Hello man-flu! Anyway, we've collected the funniest dad tweets from this week for your viewing pleasure. Scroll down, laugh, and then check out last week's in case you missed them.

funniest dad tweets of the week - thumbnail text - The Dad THE DAD @thedad feel so bad I annoyed my son by making him pause YouTube for 2 seconds so he could come get the sandwich I made and cut into perfect triangles for him, my little prince
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Funny Twitter Thread On How Some Men Apologize

A sincere apology means owning your mistake, acknowledging what you did wrong, and putting plans in place to ensure it doesn't happen again. This is the best way for the person you've wronged to see how sincere you are and to be able to trust you again. But some people aren't very good at apologizing, especially men. Twitter user @aj_fairley tweeted, "Apologize like a man...GOOOO" and the results from women are golden. Let's just say that the women of Twitter aren't too impressed with the apology skills (or lack thereof) of the men in their lives. Check out their hilariously relatable responses below.





funny texts about men apologizing Text - Lemon of Lime @EMaietta Replying to @aj_fairley *pretends nothing happened* Oh, you're still mad? I thought we were past that
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (September 14, 2020)

Women are great, aren't they? Especially when they're funny, and more specifically, when they're funny on Twitter. Airing your grievances, woes, gripes, and rants, all in a sarcastic 280 character tweet, is bound to induce a chuckle or two, and we live for that. On that note, here are this week's funniest tweets by women for you to scroll through. And here are some more for when you've finished.




 

funniest women tweets we came across this week - text Jess Carpenter @JessCarpWrites Overly healthy people be like, "Just mix oats, organic soil, a splash of almond milk, and a leaf from the world's tallest tree and you've got the EASIEST, MOST PERFECT, chocolate chip cookies
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (September 13, 2020)

We're back with your weekly roundup of the funniest parenting tweets we saw this week. AKA, a collection of parents venting about their little darlings in 280 characters or fewer, to receive consolation from other parents who are also sick of their offspring. Have kids they said, it will be fun they said. Yeah, right! Got an annoying child? Twitter is the place to let it all out!




funniest parenting tweets of the week - text - Kids_kubed +1 @Kids_kubed 7: Mommy, remember how I collect acorns in the fall? Me: Yes! You collected so many last year 7: and remember how I told you to keep them? Me: 7: Can I have them now? Me:
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Funny Ways To Escape a Bad Date (Twitter Thread)

Have you ever had such an awful date that you wished you could have escaped from there and then? We've all been there, but it's just so awkward to bail on a date early, especially if the person you're with is nice, but you're just not into them. Well, now you have some tips and tricks on what to do next time you find yourself in that situation. Enjoy these hilarious tweets on how to escape a date, and then share your advice on how to leave a bad date early in the comment section below.

funny tweets on how to escape a bad date - cover pic | Text - Dave Matt @davematt88 #How ToEscapeADate Show up reading a book called " The Idiot's Guide to Herpes."
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Announcement Of KUWTK Ending Brings The Best Reactions From Twitter

As if 2020 couldn't get any weirder, the announcement that Keeping Up With The Kardashians will be ending rocked the entertainment world this week. It's been 14 years and 19 seasons of watching the famous Kardashian family grow up, have hundreds of meltdowns, make millions of dollars and have multiple children. As you can imagine, fans aren't taking it well that the last episode will officially air in 2021 and have taken to Twitter to air their feelings. The results? Pure humor and brilliance. Check out some of the funniest ones below.

people share funniest memes of KUWTK ending on Twitter - cover pic | text - Ryan Warne @thouartvandelay Kris Jenner trying to become a chef since kuwtk is ending
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Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (September 11, 2020)

It's that time of the week again, where we bring you the funniest relationship tweets we found over the past seven days. It's all fun and games being in love until your partner drives you so crazy that you have to vent about them to the world on Twitter. Can't live with them, can't live without them, eh? Then, there's the single folk out there who are happily unattached and not getting frustrated by anyone. The grass is always greener. Anyway, enjoy these twitter gems and then check out last week's in case you missed them.


funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic | text - Satirical Mommy @MommySatirical Marriage tip: if your wife repeatedly asks why something is where it is - "It's not bothering anybody" is NOT the correct response
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (September 9, 2020)

We're back with this week's haul of funniest women roasting men tweets. We know how much you love reading women ruthlessly taking down the men in their lives using 280 characters or fewer, and we love scouring Twitter to find them for you. So pour yourself a cup of something, sit back, and enjoy scrolling through. And when you're done with these, check out last week's funniest women roasting men tweets, in case you missed them.


funniest women roasting men tweets of the week- cover pic | Text - Priscilla @itsPKav give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. teach a man how to cook a fish and he will immediately forget what you said.
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