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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Accurate Memes About Being A Mom To Add Some Giggles To Your Mother's Day

On Mother's Day, we appreciate the immense amount of patience our mothers have for being able to put up with all of our BS through the years. Honestly, they probably deserve a whole month of appreciation, but since that's not the case, it just means we should all go extra hard today. Moms, we love you. Hopefully these sarcastic memes are up to your standards.

Accurate Memes About Being A Mom To Incorporate Some Giggles Into Your Mother's Day| thumbnail text - Am Ia good mother Susan? My name's Amy.
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week - Mother's Day Edition (May 9, 2021)

It's not an easy gig raising kids, and motherhood especially is a relentless labor of love. Moms, quite frankly, you don't get enough credit for doing the fantastic job that you do, and so on Mother's Day, we're here to celebrate you and all you have given up to raise your little ones. From your pelvic muscles being shot to sh*t to never having a full night's sleep ever again, to having to answer a million "why" questions from your toddler, you give up your body, sanity, and emotional well-being to have children. I swear your kids are grateful to you for it, even if they don't show it. So in your honor, this Mother's Day, here are the funniest tweets from moms we saw this week, which will remind you that you're not alone in the perils of motherhood. Twitter is truly the place for all mothers to come together and rant about the trials, tribulations, and occasional joys of motherhood. And here are last week's funniest parenting tweets for when you're done with these.




funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Vision Bored @VisionBored1 So excited to do twice as much today and Monday so I can 'take a break' on Sunday Mother's Day is so great 5:04 PM · May 8, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 68 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 419 Likes
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White Claw Tweets For The Chugging Inspiration You Need This Weekend

White Claw has taken the US of A by storm, and I am guilty as charged as one of the women who has fallen under its spell. This hard seltzer is so wonderful and refreshing that you don't even realize you're consuming liquor until you're trashed within the hour. The Claw is delicious and dangerous at the same time, which is exactly what keeps me and the Twitter users of all the world coming back for more. Enjoy this hilarious batch of White Claw tweets to get you hyped for the weekend. 

Funny tweets about White Claw | thumbnail text - White Claw Gang ... @whiteclawcrew Sun: is out Me: ok fine l'll get some White Claws 7:10 PM · Apr 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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People Reveal Their Most Epic Walks Of Shame

All the singles out there know what it's like when the blinding sunlight hits them right in the face before they head on out for their walk of shame. After a night of drinking and debauchery, you may not feel ready to handle hitting the great outdoors. You may also be regretting all your life decisions thus far, but just know that I believe in you. Even though nobody outside actually cares about what you're wearing and what your clothing suggest about the night before, the recovering parties can't help but feel like all eyes are on them as they strut down the streets. Therefore, people have been learning the art of mastering the walk of shame for years. This three-year-old Reddit thread features some of the best walks of shame I've heard to date. Scroll down and see if they compare to your own. 

Reddit thread about the walk of shame | thumbnail text - Posted by u/israblof 3 years ago What's your best walk of shame story? nsfw
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Very Extra Gen Z Fails Which Could Cause Worries For Our Future

Generation Z is all over the place these days. They decide the trends, cancel the millennials, and make very questionable decisions online. I think many of them have not fully internalized the idea that everything they put on the internet is permanent. If they're going to go around cancelling people, they need to make sure everything they post is extremely woke and correct. It can be very difficult to do so when your entire life is plastered all over social media.

But at least it's entertaining for the rest of us.

Very Extra Gen Z Fails Which Could Cause Worries For Our Future| Thumbnail text - doody @_Doodster ... Mr.Wilson Imao, I don't even know what to say Marcus Wilson 5 - Mathematics Wilson March 5, 2021 at 9:04am Greetings Mr.Wllson, I just wanted to inform you that you keep lowering my grades so please increase it.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (May 7, 2021)

Being in love isn't all flowers and unicorns. Sometimes your significant other can piss you off so much that you want to punch a hole in the wall (ala-Andy from The Office). And when that happens, Twitter is at your service, to vent your frustrations to the world and hopefully find some solace in other people's relationship woes. Welcome to your weekly dose of funniest relationship tweets to dig into. And when you're finished with these, here are last week's gems to peruse through.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Let's get married and have kids so instead of hitting a happy hour on Friday you can wash sports uniforms and I can try to pick which can of beer or seltzer pairs best with the hamburger helper l'm making. 9:08 PM Apr 30, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 38 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 734 Likes
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This Week's Batch Of Funniest Dating App Tweets (May 7, 2021)

Dating has evolved over time, and somehow we've arrived at the age of dating apps. It's so wonderful to be here together... right? If you've been on the apps as long as I have, it's actually the opposite of wonderful. Just hearing the words Tinder, OkCupid, and Hinge makes me physically ill. Okay, so maybe I'm being a bit of a drama queen, but try one day on the apps and you'll see what I mean. The singles of Twitter know exactly what I'm talking about. Check out this week's funniest tweets about people's ridiculous experiences on dating apps below. 

Funny tweets about dating apps | thumbnail text - Lane Moore @hellolanemoore men on dating apps will be like "text me, I'm not on this app much" WELL B*TCH THIS APP JUST GAVE U A HOT GIRL TO TALK TO CHANGE UR PRIORITIES 6:27 PM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Awkward Comments Made By Gyno's Which Cannot Be Forgotten

As every woman knows, a visit to the gynecologist can be a little awkward. Even if your doctor is super friendly and puts you at ease, there's something about having a stranger being fist (or speculum) deep in your vagina that puts you slightly on edge. Depending on their approach, sometimes, gynecologists try to make things less awkward by making small talk during their examination, which, ironically, can make things even worse. These women shared the awkward things their gynecologists said to them, and all I'll say is, peering inside someone's vagina is not the time or place to crack jokes.

women share the awkward things Gynecologists said to them during appointments | thumbnail Text - Lisa DuBois @joaniejabronie when i got my first gyno exam as a teenager, the gynecologist asked me what I wanted to do for a career. I said I wanted to be an artist. Then while checking my cervix she said- "i wanted to be a muppeteer". 6:46 PM Dec 27, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 13.7K Retweets 636 Quote Tweets 209K Likes
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Baristas Expose Starbucks Orders Which Are So Extra It Hurts

Does anybody really drink regular coffee anymore? Imagine walking into Starbucks and asking for a plain latte. God, that sounds so boring. You need cold foam! Pumps of syrup! Light ice! Not we're talking.

Actually, though the baristas at Starbucks have to put up with a lot of insanity. People really take the menu as a suggestion there. They are not afraid to add 16 pumps of matcha. So what if that total is $16.99? A girl needs her matcha.

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'Cheugy' is The New Basic, And We Officially Feel Old

In this week's episode of internet drama, 'Cheugy' has officially entered our lexicons, whether we like it or not. According to the New York Times, cheugy is a term that has gained popularity on Tik Tok, used to "describe someone who is out of date and is trying too hard." I'm out of date and trying too hard on a regular basis, so I guess I identify as cheugy now. And you know what? I'm okay with it. Twitter users are up in arms over the new term, coming up with their own idea of actions that are definitely 'cheugy,' or refusing to accept the new term altogether. Scroll down for their hilarious thoughts. 

Twitter goes crazy over the term 'cheugy' | thumbnail text - kelly andrew @KayAyDrew ... I read an article about the word "cheugy" at 3am in a half asleep delirium and was convinced l'd dreamt it but it turns out I have not and also it applies to half the women on my Facebook. 10:05 PM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Tweets Of Kids Who Savagely Roasted Their Parents Over Text

Texting with teenagers always comes with the risk that they'll respond the same way they do in person: in monosyllabic grunts. And nothing is more infuriating than a teenager who doesn't communicate and makes you feel like a total idiot for just trying to have a conversation with them. Comedian Maggie Widdoes shared her experience on Twitter of texting a 13-year-old in her life a lovely "Happy birthday" message, only to receive "yeah" in response. Her tweet sparked other people to share their experience of texting teenage kids, siblings, nieces, and nephews and only receiving silence or one-word answers in reply. They prove one thing, and one thing only— kids are brutal!

adults tweet how kids are roasting them over Text | thumbnail Text - Maggie Widdoes @mwidds Don't text the 13 year olds in your life happy birthday unless you're ready to get full bodied curb stomped in return Testerday oI FM HAPPY BIRTHDAY P!!! hope you guys are celebrating somewhere on the road Read Yesterday Yesterday 8:25 PM Yeah iMessage 5:33 AM Dec 16, 2020 · Twitter Web App 1.8K Retweets 652 Quote Tweets 69.4K Likes, Robby Russell @robbyrussell Replying to @mwidds Heya! How's your weekend
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (May 5, 2021)

Twitter is helpful for many things, but one of its best uses has to be its ability to serve as a platform for women worldwide to come together and do what they do best: roast men. Each week we compile the funniest women roasting men tweets we came across over the past seven days, and this latest haul is as ruthless as ever. They say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and no one proves that to be more accurate than the funny women of Twitter who are disappointed in men. Once you've enjoyed these tweets, head over to last week's batch of women roasting men tweets in case you missed them, which are equally as relatable.


funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - ms pippershnippetz ... @lolumOKUR the next short guy that makes me sad is going in a ziploc bag 4:51 PM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 682 Retweets 37 Quote Tweets 7,401 Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (May 4, 2021)

The dads of Twitter know that fatherhood can be simultaneously challenging and full of joyful moments. That's why we love bringing you a weekly haul of the funniest dad tweets we came across over the past seven days, which are the epitome of dad humor and the reason dads get the rep that they do — for both the good and the bad. Once you've digested all of these hilarious dad tweets, you can check out last week's funniest dad tweets as well, which are equally as entertaining.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland My daughter woke up at 6:06 today instead of her usual 6:00 because we let her stay up 5 hours past her bedtime last night. 5:26 PM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 48 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 1,173 Likes
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Women Disclose Everything Their Future Husbands Need To Know

Marriage is not all mushy rainbows and butterflies. But if you listen to what your wife needs from you, perhaps it can be. You know what they say: happy wife, happy life. JK - obviously, both parties have to meet in the middle and make compromises for one another, but that doesn't mean you can't show your wife a little extra love and go above and beyond for her from time to time. The women of Twitter have never been shy when it comes to sharing their thoughts, and they're all about letting their future husbands know about all their future desires and expectations. 

Funny tweets women wrote to future husbands | thumbnail text - -MB- @madifromtexas28 Dear future husband, there will be a queso fountain & a mechanical bull at the reception. I don't make the rules 8:19 PM · Apr 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Insanely Naive Man Believes Women Actually Enjoy Getting A Pap Smear

There are many things a pap smear is, but pleasurable is definitely not one of them. Shoving a speculum way up there to scrape cells off the cervix in order to check them for cancer sounds like the opposite of a good time. I thought this harsh truth was common knowledge up until I came across a tweet in which a woman documents her convo with a man about pap smears at the gyno. Once she gave him some insight into what does down at a pap smear, he tried to respond in solidarity, but failed miserably, stating that it could be awkward if "they hit a spot that makes you awkwardly moan." Yep, yikes. Scroll down for the hilarious responses of the Twitter sphere. 

Man believes woman get pleasure from a pap smear | thumbnail text - SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs surely men don't think we. enjoy pap smears I mean it's not as awkward as the gyno Why's that haha What's the difference You don't have a metal contraption shoved up your vagina and people shoving things up there for tests and shit That's what I was expecting but didn't know for sure Yeah happens yearly Yea, that can get awkward especially if they hit a spot that makes you awkwardly moan once Imao Tha
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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (May 3, 2021)

The funny women of Twitter are back with their hilarious quips, complaints, and observations about life. From relationships to work to parenting and everything in between, they've got an opinion on it, and you can bet it's a funny one. Each week, we compile some of the funniest tweets from women we saw over the last seven days, and we're grateful to them for keeping us amused as they vent about life. And when you're done laughing at this compilation, head over to last week's funniest women tweets which are equally entertaining.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly when someone w well maintained dyed blonde hair complains about being broke im like. just let your hair be brown weirdo. there's $1000 a month and it's not that bad i promise. 6:07 AM Apr 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 862 Retweets 443 Quote Tweets 32.3K Likes
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