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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Snarkiest Tweets Roasting And Toasting Generation Z

Generation Z is full of surprises. One day they'll start a worldwide movement, and other days they'll be scarfing down tide pods. You never know what to expect with people who are literally too young to remember JT with frosted tips — and what a time that was to be alive. These kids are not to be underestimated, they will literally cancel you for the way you part your hair, but at the same time celebrate all forms of love. Sometimes they need to be humbled, but sometimes they need to be celebrated. It depends on the vibe.

Snarkiest Tweets Roasting And Toasting Generation Z| thumbnail text - Photograph - PopGunSuzie @PopGunSuzie ... Dating during covid: What color should I paint my toes for my gynecologist appointment later? 9:45 PM - Feb 1, 2021 - Twitter for Android
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Wittiest Memes In Support Of The Free Britney Movement

The Framing Britney Spears documentary has taken over the world recently. Personally, I don't know anyone who didn't STAN her before but the film sure solidified how iconic she is. The Free Britney movement took off this summer. In the beginning, it seemed it might all be a conspiracy. But to the worlds' surprise, it was true! Now there is one goal that we all hold, y'all better get our QUEEN out of this conservatorship!

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Funny Tweets From Parents Reviewing Their Kids' 'Art'

Every parentthinks their kids are amazing, and they should! Every child deserves to feel special, loved, and encouraged. But... at what point does encouragement just become straight-up lies. When your childpresents you with a page full of scribbles, well there's reason to praise your little Jackson Pollack, but after the fiftieth one in a row, you may find yourself running out of enthusiasm. Ah, the joys of parenting.

funny tweets from parents about their kids' artistic 'talents' | thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 4-year-old drew face Where are my ears? 4: Mom says never use them. 12:24 AM May 30, 2016 Twitter Web Client 1,509 Retweets 5,380 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (February 26, 2021)

Ah, love. Can't live with it, can't live without it. It's all fun and games until your partner drives you so crazy that you want to kill them. Instead, try venting about them on Twitter. Whether it's your husband, your wife, your BF or your f*ck buddy, there's nothing like some sympathy from strangers on the world wide web to make you feel heard. Here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, and when you've finished with these, check out last week's in case you missed them.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Ely Kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl my husband just called me cranky which is sad for him because l'd already secretly decided we could have sex tonight and now instead I'm gonna make him watch gossip girl 4:01 AM Feb 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 11.1K Retweets 1,730 Quote Tweets 261.2K Likes
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Tweets About Things People Used To Think Were Fancy But Aren't At All

I don't know about you, but when I was a child I had literally no concept of money whatsoever. Because my parents wouldn't let me eat Kraft Mac and Cheese, I assumed it was expensive, and thus too nice for us. Boy was I mistaken. Now that I'm an adult, I still feel luxurious every time I pour out the powdered bright yellow 'cheese' all over the little noods. Every time it makes me feel like I've really made it.

Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| Thumbnail text - - Avery France @AveryMichelle5 · Jan 10, 2019 Replying to @ArielDumas I thought Piñatas were hundreds of dollars and only for really rich people. I was so mad when I found out they were affordable and I had only gotten ... one once. 27 8 944
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (February 24, 2021)

They say, "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned," but we say, "hell hath no fury like a woman with a Twitter account who a man has wronged." It's like a modern-day romance novel, with some comedy gold thrown in. Here are the funniest women roasting men tweets we saw this week, where women drag men through the proverbial mud, with some sass and wit thrown in for good measure. And here are last week's in case you missed them.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - abby govindan @abbygov ... I used to think I hated cuddling but I'm starting to think I just hated my ex boyfriend 12:49 AM - Feb 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 3,147 Retweets 363 Quote Tweets 54.9K Likes
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Parents Tweet About Their Kids Being Destructive Little Demons

Parenthood is a life-changing experience in so many wonderful ways. Raising your tiny humans and watching them grow is a beautiful experience, but it's also a messy one. Any parent will attest to their kids finding ways to ruin everything in their path—from spilling food on the floor to ruining your expensive makeup to drawing all over the walls. If there's a way to destroy something, they will. If you're a parent, you'll relate hard to these hilarious tweets from exasperated parents about the daily havoc their destructive kids wreak.

parents tweet about their kids causing mess and destruction everywhere | thumbnail text - Stephanie Ortiz @Six_Pack_Mom Did you know that 2 cups of Rice Krispies can cover an area of over 5 feet? Did you also know that the Krispies can be spilled & crushed in the time it takes an adult woman to pee? I do. Now.
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (February 23, 2021)

Another week has passed, which means dads have put in another seven days of hustle. That's plenty of time for them to bombard Twitter with relatable laughs and dad jokes. Turns out, fatherly humor is the only comic-relief you need, whether it's dads sharing their kids' hilarious quips or questionable parenting moments.  So here's your weekly roundup of the funniest parenting tweets by dads – feel free to read them when you're pretending to use the bathroom to get a few minutes of respite from your kids.




funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail tweets - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal ... PARENTING MATH PROBLEM: One 4 year old attempts to fill a 10 ounce cup with water from the fridge. How many gallons are spilled in the process? 12:00 AM Feb 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 59 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 544 Likes
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (February 22, 2021)

If there are two things we love the most, it's women and humor; after all, it's what our page is all about. That's why never a week goes by where the funny women of Twitter fail to brighten up our day with their wit and sass. And the best news for you is that we've done all the hard work by scouring the internet for these gems; all you need to do is get comfortable and start scrolling. Welcome to this week's funniest tweets written by women, and here are some more for when you've finished.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Emma Ketchum ... @emmaketchup7 Wasn't planning on spending my hottest years living like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chcolate Factory but here we are 6:47 AM - Feb 17, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 95.6K Retweets 2,015 Quote Tweets 714.9K Likes
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The Seven Typical Mansplainers You'll Meet On Twitter

You've heard of mansplainers, and you've heard of Twitter. But what happens when you put these two concepts together? An obnoxiously loud virtual boombox spewing bullsh*t you didn't want to hear today - or ever. You've tried to escape the mansplainers on every corner at work, college, subway, and even the grocery store. You can run, but you can't hide forever. With a keyboard at their fingertips, the mansplainer will inevitably find you.

Twitter provides the mansplainer creature with the outlet he's been looking for. The platform allows him to intrude on any conversation with his superior expertise, knowledge, and opinions, even though nobody asked for them. Here are the mansplainers of the Twittersphere - read it and weep, ladies!



The seven mainsplainers you'll meet on Twitter | thumbnail text - Dr Eleanor Janega ... @GoingMedieval Ladies and gentlemen once again, I give you my mentions, where men are attempting to explain to a doctor of history that Rome was actually really clean based on, IDK just like the vibes of it. bro u know that time had like public baths and plumbing while in the middle ages they bathed twice a year and threw their shit on the street? 1 like rome definitely had its problems but in terms of cleanl
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 21, 2021)

Being a parent is the fullest kind of full-time job you'll find these days. Nine to five? Try 24/7. But don't worry, the hours go pretty fast considering you will never be able to finish all of the work required in a day. Not sure if you want to apply yet? Here's the kicker: The pay is virtually nothing. HOWEVER, you do get a bundle of joy that you get to love with all your heart AND you will gain an unlimited archive of amusing stories that can be shared on Twitter. Here are some of the funniest parenting tweets we found this week!

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text -the luckiest Penny. ... @aSouthernPenny My son proposed to his fiancée about six months ago and she said yes. They're super happy, we love her family too. I just found out today that another girl is in love with him and plans to propose next week... should I say anything? Oh and also, he's 4. They're all 4. 3:42 AM · Feb 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 14K Retweets 1,274 Quote Tweets 178.8K Likes
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Funny Tweets About The Special Skills Parents Develop By Mistake

Parenting is an all-encompassing job. When you have kids, you somehow turn into a maid, a doctor, a nurse, a chef, an electrician a therapist, and a teacher overnight, all without a pay rise. But with your new and improved 'job' description, you pick up a bunch of skills that you wouldn't otherwise have learned. From knowing when the perfect time to throw away the flower your child picked for you, or how to shorten picture stories, the skills parents develop by mistake are useless in all other scenarios. These hilarious tweets from parents about the skills they picked up might just hit close to him if you have some little ones of your own. 

funny skills that parents picked up by mistake (twitter thread) | thumbnail text - SpacedMom @copymama ... There are certain instinctive mom skills that can't be taught. Like sensing exactly how long you have to hold on to a dandelion your kid picked for you before it's safe to discreetly toss it aside. 5:22 PM · Jun 8, 2019 · Twitter Web Client
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Painfully Relatable Tweets About The 'Joys' Of Getting Older

Aging is a cruel process; one minute, you're 23, and your whole life is ahead of you, but five minutes later, you're a decade older, and your back hurts from bending down to pick up your groceries. Honestly, I don't know where the time goes. In the wise words of Andy Bernard from The Office, "I wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days before you actually left them." These tweets will hit home hard if you're at the age where you need to schedule naps before you have sex. I'm not; I'm just speaking for a friend.

funny relatable tweets about getting older | thumbnail text - Kelly @kelly_le I'm at the age where I need enough notice for sex so I can be sure to get a nap in first.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (February 19, 2021)

Relationships can be hard work. Being in love is great and all, but always having to consider someone else can be exhausting. Luckily, Twitter is here for people to vent out their relationship struggles and entertain the masses at the same time. Welcome to this week's funniest relationship tweets, where people lay bare all of their love-related drama for the world to see. And here are last week's in case you missed them.



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Parents Tweet About Their Kids' Creepy Imaginary Friends

Every parent wants their children to be as creative and curious as possible. After all, that's how they learn about the world. Kids don't usually use common sense, but rather their imagination, and don't get me wrong; it's a beautiful thing. But sometimes, especially when it comes to creating imaginary friends, things can get a little... creepy. Parents tweeting about the hilarious but bizarre imaginary friends their kids made up reveals how these 'friends' can have quite an impact on the rest of the family. Things went from cute to creepy real fast!

parents tweet about their kids creepy imaginary friends | thumbnail text - Beth Newell @bethnew Today my daughter told me one of her best friends is a dead girl named Hallie who hangs out at her daycare and hits her when she says bad words like "stupid." 3:46 AM · May 2, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 572 Retweets 296 Quote Tweets 17.2K Likes
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (February 17, 2021)

It's that time of the week again, where we serve you another hilarious haul of women roasting men tweets. The wittiest women of Twitter who have had enough of men's nonsense take pen to paper (or fingers to keyboards) and vent out their frustrations in 280 characters or less. It should be evident to men now, but for the love of God, stop pissing women off because we will ruthlessly take you down. On Twitter, for all the world to see. Annoy us, and you'll get roasted in the ultimate hall of shame.




funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - becca slack ... @ohboybeccaslack men will have 500 cult classics on dvd and 1 towel. 8:48 PM · Feb 10, 2021 - Twitter Web App 9,803 Retweets 2,045 Quote Tweets 159.7K Likes
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