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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Mansplaining Tweets That Prove People Really Like To Test Our Patience

It's amazing how some people have the ability to say so much without really saying anything of substance at all. Around here, we refer to such people as mansplainers. We all know that Mansplaining is nothing new, but nowadays we have the luxury of sharing/roasting every terrible mansplaining instance we have to experience on Twitter. We've truly come a long way, mansplainers, on the other hand, still have a lot to learn.

Mansplaining Tweets That Prove People Really Like To Test Our Patience| thumbnail text - Danielle Nicki @Dani... Jul 25 #IfMenHadltTheirWay mansplaining would be an Olympic sport A MAN!A MAN HAS ARWEDI TO SHARE HIS MANLY VIEWS
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The Best Twitter Life Hacks Of The Week

We're always looking for ways to glow up, whether it be hitting up the gym or checking out the self-help books. But have you ever considered going to Twitter for the life hacks that you need? Beyond all the negativity, there are actually some pretty solid life hacks. Some are ridiculous, whereas others are quite useful. Either way, we're here for it. Scroll down for our fave life hacks of the week. 

life hack tweets | thumbnail text - Alex Cohen @anothercohen Life hack: struggling to become a morning person? Simply have a child It's 4am and I am thriving 2:11 PM · Jul 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Hot Girl Summer Tweets That Showcase The Many Different Ways To Experience It

Hot girl summer is here whether you like it or not. You can choose how to spend it, but it's probably best to just let whatever is meant to happen happen. Whether yours meant to have a summer fling, get a boss-a$$ raise, or dab pools of sweat off of your forehead. You're still hot no matter what, and this is your summer! Here are some Tweets that showcase how different people are experiencing this highly anticipated season.

Hot Girl Summer Tweets That Showcase The Many Different Ways To Experience It| thumbnail text - Chandler de Medici @inceliklihayta7 hot girl summer 7:53 PM · 7/22/21 · Twitter for iPhone 34 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 1,068 Likes
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Strange Things Only People Over 40 Do

There are some things that seem to be a right of passage once you reach a certain age. Whether it's texting with your index finger only, eating certain foods, or using specific phrases, the younger generation will always have something to mock their elders about. These hilarious tweets about the things people do once they reach the age of 40 prove that we're all the same and that some things in life just can't be avoided! 

Weird Things Only People Over 40 Do cover image tweet asking why people over 40 end text with 'that's fine' | Jesse @Queerdad_ Not being funny but why does everyone over age 40 end their sentences text with s fine doesn't sound f: ckin fine Sandra
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People Who Woke Up And Chose To Spill Some Truth Tea On Twitter

Although Twitter is the definition of a public platform, people still enjoy getting quite personal on it and it is always entertaining when they do so. Why not spill the tea? What else are you going to do with it? It's going to cool down eventually. After all the amazing memes we've found on Twitter, we can say, with confidence, that if you have a funny thought, you might as well post it, someone else definitely will think it's funny too.

People Who Woke Up And Chose To Spill Some Truth Tea On Twitter| thumbnail text - Shaun Galanos @thelovedrive Having chemistry with someone doesn't mean you have to date them (or sleep with them). Maybe you're supposed to open up a taco truck together. Chemistry is good for all relationships, not just romantic ones.
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Unhinged Astrology Tweets To Soothe, Warn, And Hype You Up

The astrology side of Twitter is nothing if not chaotic. Every sign is roasting the next while boasting about how elite their own is. There are some extremely general horoscopes posted each day as well. For example, this Leo season, apparently Earth signs should be expecting love. If your life doesn't revolve around astrology, the Earth signs are Virgo, Taurus, and Capricorn. So watch out you granola peeps, love is coming your way according to Twitter. Also, happy birthday you insane Leos, we genuinely fear you.

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Toxic Tweets About Texting The Forbidden Ex

We all need to come out and speak the truth right now. Yes, we're all guilty of texting our exes, and no, we shouldn't be ashamed of it. It's definitely dumb behavior that will only yield toxic results, but we're only human, okay? Cut us some slack. Because the humans of Twitter have been up to some shady sh*t with their exes, they totally get it. Whether they've been playing manipulative mind games with their exes via text or just writing the classic "I miss you" to keep them in their grasp, it needs to stop. Alas, we all know as long as there are toxic relationships in the world, they'll never stop. Instead of trying to make it stop, let's embrace it. Scroll down for our top picks for tweets about texting exes. 

texting ex tweets | thumbnail text - @khilanii just texted my ex I love him then blocked him because god said confuse the enemy 8:17 PM · Jul 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Sassy Comebacks Women Gave After Receiving Unsolicited Pregnancy Advice

It's a pretty universally acknowledged fact that you should never EVER give unsolicited advice to a pregnant woman. Like, ever. However, some people didn't get the memo and feel it appropriate to give their two cents to women who have either already given birth or are still pregnant. And let us tell you this for free: no uterus, no opinion. In fact, even if you do have a uterus, if the baby in question is not in YOUR one, then your opinion means jack sh*t. These hilarious tweets from women who received unsolicited advice from people while pregnant prove just how unwelcoming that advice can be. They also serve as a lesson to us all: unless you are asked for your opinion, keep it to yourself.

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Drinking Games To Usher In The Weekend Right

Drinking games serve as great bonding experiences. Sure, you don't need to drink to have fun, but it sure makes it a helluva lot more fun. The cool thing about drinking games is that there are always new ideas, no matter how ridiculous they are. Surprisingly enough, you can count on Twitter for the most innovative drinking game ideas, whether it has to do with TV shows or merely existing. Scroll down for our picks of the week. 

drinking game tweets | thumbnail text - chelsea slotin @chelsea_slotin New drinking game. Take sip every time boy walks bar wearing khaki shorts and navy blue shirt. 12:21 AM Jul 18, 2021 Twitter iPhone
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Funny Memes That Capture The Absolute Audacity Of Adulthood

Adulting is hard. It's really damn hard, and unfortunately, the only way over it is through it. The good news is you're not alone, and everyone has to go endure the same things to get to the other side. Whether it's having to pay bills, making small talk with people you hate or do your own laundry, adulting is full of crappy moments. On the bright side, it also has some perks, like being able to buy your own alcohol, drive yourself home when you've had enough of the awful party you're at, or simply buying a ticket to somewhere warm and tropical to get away from it all. Anyway, these memes about adulting might make you feel a little less alone in this big ol' journey we call life.

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Twitter Account Shows Spotify's Most Bizarre But Genius Playlists

Music is life. It's the finishing touch that creates the mood for any situation, whether it's a make-out session, a breakup, or a fun car ride with your friends. Having the right playlists is essential for ensuring you are always prepared to set the mood for any given scenario. The finishing touch to any great playlist is its title because the name you give to your epic selection of songs truly captures the essence of the music. But, what if instead of collating the songs and then creating a title, you made a title and then added songs that told the title's story? A Twitter account called "Weird Spotify Playlists" documents hilariously bizarre Spotify playlists containing songs solely to match the playlists' title. Confused? Scroll through this list to see what we mean; it's genius!

Twitter Account Shows Spotify's Most Bizarre But Genius Playlists | thumbnail text - DILUXI POV: you're in the car with your mum Afatcow 18min Add songs Mom E broox MOBDEAD Where Are We Going O Treyarch, Malukah We Are Going Burning Spear Shopping DE LLXE The Jam Okay E Lil Baby, Lil Durk PLAYLIST Cooking sausages BSR 9 songs, 36 min 57 sec # TITLE ALBUM DATE ADDED Open Rhye Woman 2 days ago Packet O Jack Jetson SA Take Out Qway 2 days ago Ten Years of Butter Sessions, Vol 1 2 days ago Low Flung
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Women Tweet About The Triumphs And Defeats Of Hookup Appointments

Hookup culture has been having a moment for quite some time now, but we're starting to think it's not all it's cracked up to be. A whole lot of effort goes into dick appointments, and often, we discover that the D wasn't even worth all the prep. There have also been times where we got super hyped up and ready to go, only to have him cancel last minute to play video games with his homies. So rude, and so not worth our time. The horny women of Twitter know the triumphs and defeats of dick appointments all too well and constantly share their struggles on the platform for the world to see. Scroll down for the funniest tweets from this week. 

dick appointment tweets | thumbnail text - bellyb @corpsefucker421 ... gonna make an app where u can rate dude's dick down game like yelp. rate the dick appointment out of 5 stars, let others know if it was worth your time or not 2:55 PM · Jul 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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This Week's Funniest Women Roasting Men Tweets

Men and women both put up with a lot of sh*t from each other, and of course, each gender will claim that the other one is more annoying. But let's be honest, men are a tiiiiiny bit more annoying than women. Haha, just kidding. Men are so much more annoying—infinitely more annoying, in fact, and the women of Twitter know it. So it's that time of the week again when we collect the best "women roasting men" tweets from the week and put them all in one place for your convenience. It's a time and place for all women to unite in how utterly annoying men can be. Come on; you know you love it!

funniest women roasting men tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Hanna Dickinson @hansdickiehansdickie my ex hid competition" which was insane because there definitely wasn't one my vibrator because he "didn't want the 11:04 PM Jul 14, 2021 · Twitter Web App 8 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 222 Likes
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Parents Reveal Their Kids Funny Reactions To Learning About How Babies Are Made

Every parent dreads the day when their kids ask how babies are made. The birds and the bees chat is one that parents try to put off as long as physically possible because no one wants to deal with the awkward questions their kids will inevitably follow it with. Their kids will mainly ask questions involving their own sex life, and no parent wants to discuss that with their children. However, some kids take it in their stride, whereas others don't take it so well. These parents show us just how bad it can go and confirms why it's one of the most dreaded of all parenting moments.

Parents document funny reaction from their kids about learning about birds and the bees | thumbnail text - SCOTT WARNER . Just had the & u chat with my 9 yr old son... Here are a few of his quotes: "You and mom are disgusting!" "When did you guys do this?" "I will never do that!" "Did you throw up Dad?" "I don't want kids anymore!" I've never seen a more disgusted child in my life.
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This Week's Batch Of Funniest Tinder Exchanges

Dating apps are weird AF already, but there's something about Tinder that makes it the weirdest of them all. Maybe it has to do with the fact that it's the most known hookup app, but who knows? All we know is that there have been some hilarious exchanges on the app. Twitter account TinderScaries documents the best Tinder conversations, and we're always here to grab the best ones.  Scroll down for our top picks of the week. 

funniest tinder exchanges | thumbnail text - tbh I don't like guys named you have to impress me you have 2 texts to keep me interested go No thanks, I'm not a dog. I don't do tricks on command. Sent
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Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Tried Nailing Parenting This Week

Everyone knows that dads and their jokes are super cringe-worthy. On the other hand, they are precious, and we must protect them at all costs. Otherwise, dad bods, dad jokes, and dad tweets will cease to exist - and where would we be without those things?! Twitter dads are our favorite, and we will continue to document their fatherly shenanigans every week. Scroll down for this week's best dad tweets, and then check out last week's in case you missed them.

funniest dad tweets from this week | thumbnail text - Dad to the bone ... @MirrorAdvice If you haven't taken a swig of your kid's sippy cup cause it's the only liquid around and you are thirsty AF, are you even a parent? 6:50 PM · Jul 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 38 Retweets 105 Likes
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