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This Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets - (April 1, 2020)

Twitter has become a breeding ground for roasting anyone and everyone. When it comes to women roasting men, it is a true battle of the sexes and the female wrath is unleashed in all its force. The result? Pure comedy. Here is a selection of this week's funniest tweets of women roasting men and of course, the main theme is all things coronavirus. If you love these, here are some more tweets of women dragging men to within an inch of their lives. 

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Funniest Responses To Jimmy Fallon's Latest Hashtag Challenge

As time goes on, quarantine is kind of losing its thrill. Sure, being forced to stay at home and do nothing all day sounded like fun and games at the beginning, with most people embracing the opportunity to stay in PJs all day and drink margaritas at 3 pm if they so wished. But now everyone's struggling to keep themselves entertained and Jimmy Fallon is here to show how desperate people are getting. His latest hashtag challenge #ImSoBoredI asked people to tell him a funny thing they've done to pass the time in quarantine, and as usual, the answers don't disappoint. From running ketchup taste tests to writing fan fiction stories starring neighborhood squirrels, here are some of the funniest ways people have been keeping themselves occupied during the quarantine. 

Jimmy Fallon hashtag Challenge twitter funny coronavirus covid-19 quarantine | jimmy fallon @jimmyfallon 's time Tonight Show: At Home Edition Hashtags! Tell us funny thing done pass time quarantine, and tag with #ImSoBoredl. Could be on show! | Elise @mills_elise Replying jimmyfallon #ImSoBoredlI cooked full three course meal, and ate all by myself whilst pretending on cooking show won.
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A Bunch Of Dark But Chuckle-Worthy Comics

You know it, I know it, we're sick of Corona content. So here's something a little different, in the form of comics! These comics made by Eat The Rich make fun of everyday situations in a cute and endearing, yet sarcastic way. Here are some of the funniest, but if you like these, check out the rest on their Instagram page. 

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Describing 2020 In 5 Words To Someone Comatose Since 2016

We all know that the world is upside down right now and with access to unlimited information about the current situation, it's easy to get bogged down in endless articles about it all. But sometimes, less is more. A tweet asking people to "Describe 2020 to someone who has been in a coma since the day before the 2016 election, using only 5 words" might help you get all the information you need, in a much more concise way. Give it a try!

tweet 2020 coma patient coronavirus covid-19 coma 2016 election patient | Travis Akers @travisakers Describe 2020 someone who has been coma since day before 2016 election, using only 5 words. | Dr. Jack Brown @DrGJackBrown Replying travisakers 's plural Apocalypse?
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 30, 2020)

Every week, we bring you the funniest tweets written by women this week. If you need some more break from the news, we have many more twitter jokes only women can tell... Enjoy!

Funniest women tweets | open purse @_chismosa_ Emails now be like hope are staying safe, sheltered place, stocked with toilet paper, and healthy during these absolutely unprecedented, wild, chaotic, terrifying times. Just wanted follow up- 7:08 pm 26 Mar 2020 New Haven, CT Twitter iPhone 32K Retweets 204.9K Likes
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More Funny Wedding Fails

Well, it's safe to say that no one is getting married any time soon. Not unless they want to stand two meters away from each other and whoever is officiating the ceremony, with no guests in attendance and not have a party. Sounds like it would make one big ol' giant wedding fail right? Well, back in the day before corona happened (does anyone remember that?), weddings didn't always go that smoothly either. Here are some more wedding fails for you to cringe at, while you distract yourself from the fact that life seems to have stopped for now. 

wedding fails funny twitter bride groom guests | Ed Hill @kingedhill Follow My friend had her wedding on beach. During ceremony gust wind blew minister's toupée into ocean and then seagull ate WeddingFail
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Fifty Tweets From Exhausted Parents Trying To Stay Sane

We hope you and your family are staying safe during these grim coronavirus times and taking all precautions seriously. 

However, we all need a laugh every now and then. Especially the parents amongst us. 

We know there are so many parents who are currently more afraid of being home for so long with their kids than any virus :)

That's why we're here for you with a bunch of tweets written by other parents and could provide you with the comfort and the chuckle you all need right now! 

Stay safe & Sane! 


Funny parenting tweets during quarantine | shonda rhimes @shondarhimes Been homeschooling 6-year old and 8-year old one hour and 11 minutes. Teachers deserve make billion dollars year. Or week. 7:12 pm 16 Mar 2020 Twitter Web App 94.2K Retweets 587K Likes
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Master Photoshop Legend James Fridman Is At It Again

Our favorite photoshop trolling legend, James Fridman has updated his portfolio with some more hilarious works of art, aka, taking the piss out of people's photoshop requests. This is what happens when you ask the wrong guy for help; or when he takes your requests as literally as he possibly could. It's genius, it's humor, it's talent and we can't get enough!

twitter photoshop James Fridman bad funny tweets legend master talent troll trolling | Anastacio @gmail.com James Fridman <fjamie013@gmail.com> Hey Jamie Really fan do, can please erase guy back, he kinda messes my pic. Thanks lot! Here go, buddy.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Now, more than ever, relationships are on a test.

Who will survive a few weeks of quarantine together? And what about all those singles?  

Here are some funny tweets guaranteed to make you laugh, cry or both.

Just in case you have missed our previous list, here's a link.

relationship tweets | rob @OkButStill every woman working home is doing so on macbook air on couch, cup tea. every man is at 3-monitor setup with loudest keyboard he could find at best buy. 6:16 pm 21 Mar 2020 Twitter Web App 38.7K Retweets 389.2K Likes
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This Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets - (March 25, 2020)

Twitter has become a breeding ground for roasting anyone and everyone. When it comes to women roasting men, it is a true battle of the sexes and the female wrath is unleashed in all its force. The result? Pure comedy. Here is a selection of this week's funniest tweets of women roasting men and of course, the main theme is all things coronavirus. If you love these, here are some more tweets of women dragging men to within an inch of their lives. 

funny tweets, roasting, women, men, tweets, twitter, battle of the sexes | Rachel Sennott @Rachel_Sennott if had boyfriend right now l'd be getting mad at him not fixing corona virus
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People's Far-From-Glamorous WFH Setups

Before corona-gate, everyone dreamed of working from home in their pajamas. Traveling into the office every day was nothing other than a nuisance; a means to an end. But now that we're being forced to stay home, we miss the days where we had a real office, with a real desk and space for our computers. Turns out, working from home isn't all it's cracked up to be, especially if you're not set up for it, or living in a studio apartment. People are having to be creative with their workspace and are finding comfort in knowing they're not alone in their struggles. A Twitter thread is encouraging people to share their makeshift WFH setups and some of them are super creative! Check them out below. 

twitter work from home creative coronavirus COVID-19 funny tweet isolation creativity | Jules Forrest @julesforrest Can do WFH workspace setup thread, unglamorous edition? My partner and are both working our studio apartment. My setup is chair front front door and my desk is our clothes hamper | Brad Cahoon @iambradcahoon Replying julesforrest Standing desk flex KIRKLAND Baihlissue Lavere sotnas and Aotency 30 425 KIRKLAND STMDStesanA 30 425
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Twitter Users Share Their Quarantine Nicknames

People are doing whatever it takes to keep them distracted and occupied during their corona quarantine. Some people are doing home workouts, some people are finally getting all their paperwork in order. And some are just trying to stay sane while they attempt to homeschool their kids. Whatever you're doing, you can spare a few seconds to work out your quarantine nickname. How do you do this? Well, according to Elan Gale, it's "how you feel right now + the last thing you ate out of the cupboard." Here are some of the funniest responses to his tweet. Mine is "Fed up Oreo Ice Cream". What's yours?

twitter share quarantine nicknames coronavirus COVID-19 isolation funny tweets users food | elan gale @theyearofelan quarantine nickname is feel right now last thing ate out cupboard can call angry chili mango"
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 23, 2020)

Every week, we bring you the funniest tweets written by women this week. As you can probably imagine, this week is mostly having fun about this new weird worldwide situation or in other words, "coronavirus laughs". If you need some more break from the news, we have many more twitter jokes only women can tell... Enjoy!

women tweets | jai @bootangina my overprotective catholic mother just told this lockdown is God's way telling go out too much sorry everybody this entire pandemic is my fault not staying home MY BAD 5:21 am 20 Mar 2020 Los Angeles, CA Twitter iPhone 136.6K Retweets 1M Likes
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People Admit Their Obscure COVID-19 Panic Purchases

Covid-19 has got people panic buying all sorts of supplies - mainly toilet paper (please, stop doing this). Maybe you're stocking up on your favorite cereal or good old tins of tuna. Whatever gets you through this difficult time. A tweet asking people for their weirdest panic purchase during the coronavirus crisis has given a true insight into people's priorities in this trying time. From dry lentils to pregnancy tests, some of these answers are hilarious. How many do you relate to?

twitter panic purchase coronavirus COVID-19 shopping store shop admit obscure | Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen everyone's weirdest panic purchase my brain glitched and bought three types jam
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Guy Writes Coronavirus Rhapsody For Our Entertainment

When you're stuck in quarantine, you get creative. Some people are doing yoga, some are learning a new language, and some, like this guy, are writing rhapsodies. Not only is he talented, but he also made it informative and educational - yes, you guessed it. It's coronavirus themed. Check out the entertaining lyrics of a coronavirus rhapsody below and then check out the official theme songs people have given COVID-19. 

coronavirus rhapsody twitter funny meme tweet COVID-19 musical lyrics song | Dana Jay Bein DJB danajaybein lost my mind wrote Coronavirus Rhapsody: Is this sore throat? Is this just allergies? Caught lockdown No escape reality | see little silhouette man douche douche did he even wash his hands though security is tightening very very frightening Gotta lay low (gotta lay low) Gotta lay low (gotta lay low) Gotta lay low masturbate Masturbate
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