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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

Tweets Capturing Airplane Scenarios We've All Experienced| Thumbnail text - Joint - elijah daniel Follow @elijahdaniel i fell asleep on the plane and woke up with the elderly man next to me sleeping on my shoulder i can't believe i have a boyfriend now

17 Tweets Capturing Airplane Scenarios We've All Experienced

Funniest tweets about horrors and absurdities of air travel
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Movie Couples That Just Needed Some Therapy To Survive| thumbnail text - victor Gaslighter Pro 9000 @childofuranus ... aries are the chihuahua of the zodiac I won't be elaborating 6:43 AM · 10/17/21 · Twitter Web App 177 Retweets 79 Quote Tweets 1,437 Likes

Astrology Tweets That Made Us Feel Confused But Also Like Rockstars

Rockstars, because astrology is about stars
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funny tweets about growing up with siblings | Pindi boy @sherrytweets_ #growingupwithsiblings Be Like Not Touching two cars parked very closely | Saad Iqbal @saadiqbalwaryah Trying figure out which drink has less so can give sibling

Funny Tweets About The Love-Hate Relationship Between Siblings

You love them, but you don't like them
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funny tweets, British, problems, polite, culture, twitter | Tweet VeryBritishProblems T@SoVeryBritish Brit 1: Excuse sorry, can just Brit 2: Yes course, sorry Brit 1: Sorry, thanks <both Brits somehow know 's happening> 04/04/2015 21:53 6,375 RETWEETS 8,229 FAVOURITES | Looking into having hands surgically removed after waving at someone who waving at someone behind

'Very British Problems' Making Life Awkward For Brits Everywhere

Just keep calm and carry on
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girls who are not like other girls | thmbnail text - Lydia @Parker123Lydia I'm not like other girls (who want someone to buy them a boob job). I'm different (I want someone to buy me LASIK). 12:18 AM · Oct 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

12 Tweets Poking Fun At Girls Who Are 'Not Like Other Girls'

We're different
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Clever Tweets From Parents With Some Golden Senses Of Humor| Thumbnail text - Lottie-BOO ... @Lottie_Poppie I let my toddler play with my phone today so now everything is in Spanish and I have 273 pictures of her left hand 7:18 PM · 10/7/21 · Twitter for iPhone 237 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1,579 Likes

Clever Tweets From Parents With Some Golden Senses Of Humor

The beginning of the school year means golden Tweets
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Funny tweets about hookup culture | thumbnail text - puta @crybabyriyuh me coming in a hookup vs leaving it CLOWN THEY THE RA NY SAVING GRACE HE MARIAH CAREY 11:43 AM - Apr 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Hookup Culture Enthusiasts Reveal Their Funniest Anecdotes and Philosophies

U up?
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Fourteen Emails People Regretfully Can Never Take Back| Thumbnail text - PJ ... @kickthepj I accidentally signed off a business email with "brest" instead of "best" so I'm just letting you know that l'm moving to another planet 10:45 PM · Sep 30, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone

Fourteen Emails People Regretfully Can Never Take Back

There's no going back from here
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Dad Tweets From Some Dads Who Are As Cool As Cucumbers| Thumbnail text - Simon Holland ... @simoncholland I'm at a pumpkin patch with my family, is $48 a good deal for a pumpkin? 3:52 PM · 10/2/21 · Twitter for iPhone 115 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 2,018 Likes

Tweets From Some Dads Who Are As Cool As Cucumbers

The dads of Twitter. never dissapoint
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Mansplaining Tweets That Reminded Us How Irrelevant Their Opinions Are| thumbnail text - Remote Goat @fuwolfman I just caught myself mansplaining tree branches to a squirrel. 2:44 AM · Oct 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Mansplaining Tweets That Reminded Us How Irrelevant Their Opinions Are

Oh, mansplainers
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Guys get roasted for complaining about being friend-zoned | thumbnail includes two tweets Text - millennial of manila @MillennialOfMNL when people complain about being in the "friendzone" this is what they actually mean am a good person and I demand you take my penis

Men Complain About Being 'Friend-Zoned' And Got Roasted

The truth hurts. So does rejection.
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funny tweets about kids telling jokes | thumbnail text - The Dad ... THE DAD @thedad My son just learned about riddles, but also doesn't understand anything about riddles, so he keeps blurting out stuff like, "Why did the turtle cross the road? HE DIDN'T HE'S DEAD." 6:20 PM Sep 26, 2020 Buffer

Funny Tweets About Kids Terrible Attempts At Making Jokes

Kids have the weirdest sense of humor
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Tweets About Children Who Will Do Anything For A Sweet Treat| thumbnail text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet I'm not saying my 4yo is an optimist, but while putting groceries away he held up a bag of cookies and said "I'll just keep these in my room, ok?" 5:15 PM · 11/23/20 · Twitter for iPhone 189 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 2,041 Likes

Tweets About Children Who Will Do Anything For A Sweet Treat

Wouldn't we all
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Twitter Roasts Woman For Her Unrealistic Expectations For Men| thumbnail text - lyssa ms. aquafinaaa @ms_fishscale i don't steal hoodies from my boyfriends because i date real men. they don't wear hoodies, only business attire.

Twitter Roasts Woman For Her Unrealistic Expectations For Men

Men who wear hoodies apparently are not it
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Snarky Tweets From Women That Made Us Laugh Out Loud For Real| thumbnail text - Erin McGuire Olson @e_mcguire_ The challenge l'm doing this month is called October and it's where I just try to get through every day of October 5:20 PM · 10/4/21 · Twitter for iPhone 57.8K Retweets 1,415 Quote Tweets

Snarky Tweets From Women That Made Us Laugh Out Loud For Real

We love you women of Twitter
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life hack tweets | thumbnail text -  SAMUEL ADAMS @SamuelAdamsBeer Life hack: tell your boss you forgot something at home. Then just drive to a brewery. 9:06 PM · Oct 8, 2021 · Twitter Web App

Ridiculous Twitter Life Hacks Of The Week

Hack it with Twitter
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