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Guy Tries The Sleep Recorder App And Shares The Sounds With Twitter

Sleep recorders are designed to track snoring, sleep-talking or other sounds that occur during slumber. For @fin_costick, those "other sounds" turned out to be a hefty supply of the night farts. 

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Twitter Users Properly Describe A Movie With One Sentence

Describe a movie with one sentence. Can you do it?

We love these accurate and short movie synopsis tweets! If these don't liven up your day, we're just not sure how to help you. 

Enjoy! 

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Amusing Tweets Proving Things Are Quite Different Down South

Things are a little different down South. Nobody would really deny that. The southern United States has its own distinctive traditions, food, and accents, making it one of the most fascinating regions in the country. Of course, to go along with all of the other quirks and differences in the South, there's a whole world of Southern dialect and phrases that Yankees and other Americans simply have no idea about. Here are 14 "Why Do Southerners..." Tweets you will find hard to understand but will still make you laugh.  


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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (October 14th, 2019)

Every week, we bring you the funniest tweets written by women this week. Because there are some jokes that only women can tell... Enjoy!

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Things Overheard In Public Restrooms Bring The Terror (26 Tweets)

One does not simply walk into a public restroom without being disgusted. Seriously, there's no way you're walking into a public restroom without commenting (out loud or in your mind) about the restrooms current state of being. 

And while 99% of the time, it's absolute horrors and something from a nightmare... there are those magical times where you walk into a restroom that is so unexpectedly clean, nice, well-stocked and you don't mind spending a few extra minutes in there doing your thing. 

It's important to hold onto those moments, since they're so rare and scarce... or else we'll just be left with memories of horror -- like the tweets below:

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Recent Introvert Tweets To Validate Canceling Your Plans (13 Tweets)

Hello introverts of the internet! You've come to the right place because these tweets are solely for you. 

As an introvert, you'll truly be able to appreciate and relate to these fresh #introvertproblems tweets! And if this doesn't satisfy your quench, we have more

Do you have any introvert problems to add to this list? 


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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (October 7th, 2019)

Every week, we bring you the funniest tweets written by women this week. Because there are some jokes that only women can tell... Enjoy!

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Road Trip Tweets That Are Simply Too Good Not To Share (32 Tweets)

Why is it that road trips sound way more fun and romantic than they actually are? Maybe the movies are to blame for this delusion we have about the "crazy" adventures we're about to embark on. Whatever that weird road trip delusional might be, it always seems to be the very opposite.

I don't know about you but whenever I'm about to go on any sort of road trip, my number one item I cannot be without is a pillow and with that pillow I will sleep 97% of the entire trip. 

What are your road trips like? 

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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Guaranteed to make you laugh, cry or both. Just in case you have missed our previous list, here's a link.

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Tweets For All Those Who Love Autumn

We're a few weeks into pumpkin spice everything and we love it! Now, it's time to get spooky...

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Marriage Tweetery Has Arrived With Large Haul (30 Tweets)

Get those tagging hands ready because we guarantee you'll be tagging your significant other in a majority (if not all) of these relatable marriage tweets! 

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Savage Comments On The Internet That Bring The Heat

Some of the finest, wittiest and just plain savage comments we've come across on the internet. You might need to cool off after reading these comebacks because they truly bring the heat! 

Enjoy 35 of the best comments we've seen!

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Finest Collection Of Tweets Written By Women Last Week (September 30, 2019)

Every week, we bring you the funniest tweets written by women this week. Because there are some jokes that only women can tell... Enjoy!

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Please Welcome One Of Our Favorite Twitter Accounts, @KeetPotato

And The Winner For The Funniest Twitter Account Goes To...@KeetPotato who tweets about...actually everything. 


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