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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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People In Their 30s Share Sad Realities Of Being Their Age

Time is a funny thing; one minute it's 1995 and you're rocking big velvet scrunchies and listening to The Spice Girls and the next minute you're getting annoyed at teenagers who play their music too loud on the bus. Welcome to your 30s, where the 90s are over 20 years old. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?! It seems like it's not just us; a Twitter thread asking people in their 30s to reveal unexpected things about being their age has revealed that old age has apparently come early. Welcome to the age where people half your age are dressing the way you did 30 years ago, only now it's vintage.

reality age 30s twitter funny tweets people share expectation vs reality | Jono @jonoabroad Replying exfatalist Eye sight dropping off cliff Suddenly being old person who talks young people and seeing urgh why is he talking us look" Young people tech stores assuming an idiot. Being grumpy lot.
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (May 25, 2020)

Every week, we bring you the funniest tweets written by women this week.

If you need some more break from the news, we have many more Twitter jokes only women can tell... Enjoy!

funniest women tweets | Alice @keatsfanclub Still thinking about began an email my tutor with hope had good weekend" and he just replied "Hi Alice didn't" 6:56 pm 11 May 2020 Twitter Android 18.5K Retweets 216.6K Likes
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Hilariously Honest Tweets About Married Life

Married life isn't always bliss. Sure, there's lots of love, but it's supplemented by petty arguments over anything and everything, with some nitpicking in-between. These tweets about the reality of married life show just how much couples can get to each other when it comes to the everyday squabbles. But they also show the love within marriages too, so it's not all bad. 

hilarious honest tweets marriage married life relationship twitter funny | Grant Tanaka @GrantTanaka want make dinner wife: nah 's ok honey know still tired doing back 2003 >
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (May 31, 2020)

Every week we bring you the funniest parenting tweets we saw on Twitter because nothing is funnier than frustrated parents. Enjoy!

Funniest parenting tweets | Not Nanny @not_thenanny just wanted five minutes drink my coffee so sent my kid other room look toy 's my pocket. Follow more parenting hacks. 5:42 pm 20 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 311 Retweets 1.6K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Now, more than ever, relationships are on a test.

Here are some funny tweets guaranteed to make you laugh, cry or both.

Just in case you have missed our previous list, here's a link.

Funniest relationship tweets | hot car gatorade (remix local_celeb if im going on date think regardless gender other person should pay. this is rooted fact don't want pay 6:44 pm 24 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 45.2K Retweets 375K Likes
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Funny Kids With Absolutely No Filter Whatsoever

When it comes to honesty, kids are brutal these days. They are getting ballsier by the day, and saying exactly what is on their mind... a far cry from the old "kids should be seen and not heard" mantra of way back when. Here are some hilarious tweets from parents who reveal just how honest their kids are and some of them seriously burn!

funny kids no filter tweets twitter babes whatsoever | Leena @LeenaVanD 3yo need get cuddles someone else am REALLY busy and already had enough didn't birth such rejection 2:17 AM Nov 24, 2016 Tweetbot iOS 37 Retweets 110 Likes
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (May 27, 2020)

Twitter has become a breeding ground for roasting anyone and everyone. When it comes to women roasting men, it is a true battle of the sexes and the female wrath is unleashed in all its force. The result? Pure comedy. Here is a selection of this week's funniest tweets of women roasting men. As they say... hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. If you love these, here are some more tweets of women dragging men to within an inch of their lives. 

funny tweets roasting women men tweets twitter battle of the sexes | Lex @lexi_ciano Who cares if girls look different without makeup d ck looks hella different soft
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Tough Life Lessons You Learn In College But Not In High School: Funny Tweets

It might be hard to remember what going to school is even like given the current situation, but cast your minds back if you can. High school and college may both be educational institutions, but in reality they couldn't be more different. Whether it's the way you communicate with your teachers, or the attitude students have in class, these hilarious tweets demonstrate the stark difference between high school and college and how the former can never prepare you for the latter.

tweets college lessons high school funny twitter tough | College Student @CollegeStudent Emailing professors be like polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar* Professor sure sent my iPhone O 93.7K 7:43 PM Oct 3, 2017 33.8K people are talking about this >
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (May 25, 2020)

Every week, we bring you the funniest tweets written by women this week.

If you need some more break from the news, we have many more Twitter jokes only women can tell... Enjoy!

Funniest tweets by women | Antonia @Flaminhaystack Not one person who went job interview 2015 got answer right So where do see yourself 5 years now 6:57 pm 21 May 2020 Twitter Android 22.4K Retweets 136.7K Likes
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Bloody Funny : People Are Tweeting In A British Accent

"These brits. You can't really understand what they're saying"...

We just love this new twitter trend of people making fun of British accents.  


People Tweet in A British Accent | Melia o melia_ol British people be like "Cowvid Nointeen" 5:29 pm 29 Mar 2020 Twitter iPhone 6K Retweets 9.9K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Now, more than ever, relationships are on a test.

Here are some funny tweets guaranteed to make you laugh, cry or both.

Just in case you have missed our previous list, here's a link.

Funny relationship tweets | Simon Holland @simoncholland Made level marriage where get trouble being able fall asleep so fast. 3:24 pm 8 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 115 Retweets 1.6K Likes >
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Parents Of Teenagers Tweet Their Daily Life Joys

Ah, raising teenagers. 

Always fun. 

To get through it, you need a good sense of humor and these parents of teens have very very good ones. 

Funny tweets by parents of teenagers | brokenamber @amberlr4 Be kind people meet never know who's raising teenager 5:12 pm 22 Mar 2019 Twitter iPhone 40 Retweets 126 Likes
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Mom Tweets Hilarious Bedtime Conversations With Son

As most parents know, putting kids to bed is hardly a walk in the park. For some reason, they'll find every excuse under the sun to stay awake (until they become teenagers and then sleep is all they do) and make your life a misery while they do it. One mom and professor at Duke Divinity School, Kate Bowler, tweeted all of the delaying tactics of her six-year-old son Zach, who for 30 days straight tried to keep his mom in the room longer than usual after getting tucked in by asking questions. Here are some of his funniest ones.

mom tweet bedtime conversation son funny procrastination | Kate Bowler O @KatecBowler goodnight lovie Him waggling eyebrows) goodnight mom will be hard leave kisses head be fine Him: Goodnight "M O M M O M" spells DAD.right mom makes direct eye contact know much want correct Him DO! 4:50 PM Apr 25, 2020 Twitter Web App 22 Retweets 923 Likes
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This Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets - (May 20, 2020)

Twitter has become a breeding ground for roasting anyone and everyone. When it comes to women roasting men, it is a true battle of the sexes and the female wrath is unleashed in all its force. The result? Pure comedy. Here is a selection of this week's funniest tweets of women roasting men. As they say... hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. If you love these, here are some more tweets of women dragging men to within an inch of their lives. 

funny tweets roasting women men tweets twitter battle of the sexes | lenny e @lennholmes men are ceo's she's only friend' and then dating her afterwards
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All Too Relatable Quarantine Fitness Tweets

It's been nearly two months since gyms closed to the public and we were forced to exercise at home (or just continue not exercising as is the case for some). But whether you're a workout junkie, or someone who enjoys the occasional workout, or even just a couch potato, quarantine is proving a little too much for everyone when it comes to working out. Here are some tweets that pretty much sum up how we're all feeling. 

relatable quarantine fitness tweets funny twitter coronavirus exercise gym | Alana Hope Levinson @alanalevinson think 's really inspiring some are able do workout videos all way thru without just giving up ten minutes snack or tweet or both 3:24 AM Apr 25, 2020 Twitter iPhone >
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (May 18, 2020)

Every week, we bring you the funniest tweets written by women this week.

If you need some more break from the news, we have many more Twitter jokes only women can tell... Enjoy!

Funny women tweets | Tomi Obaro @TomiObaro just don't see bras making comeback after this 10:47 pm 11 May 2020 Twitter Web App 91.2K Retweets 507.1K Likes >
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