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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Very Extra Horoscope Tweets For Any Casual Astrologers

Astrology can be very confusing to those of us who never looked too much into it. From the outside, it looks like this crazy cult where people let the positioning of the stars dictate their life decisions. Sure, when you put it like that it might seem frivolous. But there are so many crazier superstitions people hold, and a lot of actual history backing up the observation of astrology. Basically, if you can enjoy the interesting aspects without having it take over your entire life, that's a good place to be.

So for any casual astrologers out there, here are some funny Tweets that you might just relate to.

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'Friends' Reunion Causes Ross-Rachel Meltdown Tweets After True Romance Is Revealed

This was the ultimate reunion that no one ever thought was going to actually take place. But it really took place this weekend. Once and for all. And in case you were curious, no, I'm not okay. Neither is anyone who watched this show from beginning to end a disgusting amount of times. Now, of course, we all have to watch it again with the new critical information from the reunion that will likely never escape our psyches.

Apparently, Ross and Rachel did have crushes on each other in real life, and ... well these Tweets say it all.

'Friends' Reunion Causes Ross-Rachel Meltdown Tweets After True Romance Is Revealed| thumbnail text - >> Izzy @tmlinson13 how do people expect me to be fine after today when I'll be forever carrying the knowledge of David and Jennifer were crushing on each other and reflecting that energy into Ross and Rachel? #FriendsReunion
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This Week's Funniest Walk Of Shame Tweets

The walk of shame has become a staple of American pop culture, but Twitter has proven that it's not only related to the morning after sexual escapades. The walk of shame covers anything shameful, whether you forgot to buy one necessary item on your grocery store run, you embarrass yourself in a pathetic attempt to parallel park, or you do something stupid at home alone - but you witnessed your own downfall so it's still embarrassing. Scroll down for this week's shameful tweets. 

funny tweets about walk of shame | thumbnail text - . jaq @cheddarsink ... walked alone all the way to the tennis courts and then found out they were occupied and i was too socially awkward to tell them that i booked it so i just. left. and did the walk of shame back home. 10:47 AM · May 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Tweets From People Mentally Physically and Psychologically Prepared For Hot Girl Summer

You may have noticed the weather is getting a little warmer, and we all know exactly what's coming. Hot girl summer is virtually so close we can taste it my dudes. And no, that does not mean we all have to start hitting the gym every day or get, 'bikini body ready.' Here's your loud and clear reminder that your body is always bikini body ready.

Hot girl summer is about being a confident, sexy, boss bitch. Just like werewolves embrace their powers during a full moon, we hot girls embrace ours when the sun comes out, and it's nearly that time of year again. The world is not read, but these Twitter users definitely seem to be.

Tweets From People Mentally Physically and Psychologically Prepared For Hot Girl Summer| thumbnail text - Bris @bristyldempseyy Due to personal reasons, I will be flourishing and and having a hot girl summer. 6:22 PM · May 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 45 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 229 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets That Had Us Howling

Relationships are all fun and games when they're going well, but when they're not, well... it's a whole different story. But that's why Twitter was invented because what's the fun in keeping your relationship gripes to yourself when you can broadcast them for the world to read? Reading through a bunch of funny people moaning about the trials and tribulations of their relationships—or lack thereof—will either make you grateful to be single, realize that your significant other isn't that bad, or feel less alone in your relationship drama. And here are some more funny relationship tweets for when you're done with these.




funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Ariana Lenarsky @aardvarsk dating a very social person in their 30s is like starting a show in its 20th season with 125 characters and 3,000 storyarcs to learn 7:15 PM May 21, 2021 Twitter Web App 7,449 Retweets 1,535 Quote Tweets 141.8K Likes
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Relatable Tweets About How Annoying Brothers Are

Growing up with brothers is both a blessing and a curse. On the one hand,   it helps you know how to deal with men from an early age, teaches you how to fight and hold your own, and you'll always have someone to protect you if necessary. On the flipside, brothers are a total pain in the ass. They fight you, they tease you, and they fart all the damn time. Seriously—I'd know; I grew up with two of them. So if you also had the pleasure or displeasure of growing up with brothers, then you'll relate hard to these tweets.

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These 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets Are Savage AF

Has a man recently screwed you over? Are you a victim of general masculine wrongdoing? If so, we have just the remedy for you. Our latest haul of women roasting men tweets will instantly make you feel better about your sh*tuation, by realizing that so many other women are sick and tired of men and their ways. The wittiest women of Twitter who have had enough of men's nonsense take pen to paper (or fingers to keyboards) and vent out their frustrations in 280 characters or less. And when you're done with these, check out last week's collection of women roasting men tweets in case you missed it. 



savage women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan ... men are like "i like you too much this is why i have to never see you again goodbye" 8:04 PM · May 19, 2021 · Twitter Web App 5,305 Retweets 1,306 Quote Tweets 69.2K Likes
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Vibrator Tweets Which Made Us Vibrate With Laughter

There's no time like the present, and thankfully the present comes with modern technology - such as the wonderful vibrator. Since they were introduced into popular culture, the V has never been better, and as a result, we've never looked fresher. The people of Twitter are not ones to shy away from vibrators, and tweet hilariously clever stuff about it on a daily basis. Scroll down for the best tweets about vibrators we saw this week. 

Funny tweets about vibrators | thumbnail text - dan ... @dadopotamus my 3 year old walked into our living room with company over and started belting out her favorite song using my wife's vibrator as her microphone. this is the single greatest moment of my life. 11:31 PM · May 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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People Tweet The Coolest Perks They Got Due To Their Parent's Occupation

Growing up, you have no idea what kind of careers are considered 'successful' or not. You just know your parents come back and forth from this mysterious place and like to complain about it a lot. It isn't until we get a little bit older that we may start to notice that our childhood was not the same as everyone else's and it may (definitely) have something to do with what our parents did for a living.

People are sharing on Twitter the random perks they got from their parent's occupations, and it just proves that some random jobs are much cooler than typical high-paying ones. Especially to a child.

People Tweet The Coolest Perks They Got Due To Their Parent's Occupation| thumbnail text -Aaron Wudrick D O @awudrick Replying to @causalinf My mom was a librarian. So I never had to pay any late fees for overdue books. 8:55 PM · 5/15/21 · Twitter for Android 5 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 192 Likes
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Funny Ways To Escape a Bad Date (Twitter Thread)

Have you ever had such an awful date that you wished you could have escaped from there and then? We've all been there, but it's just so awkward to bail on a date early, especially if the person you're with is nice, but you're just not into them. Well, now you have some tips and tricks on what to do next time you find yourself in that situation. Enjoy these hilarious tweets on how to escape a date, and then share your advice on how to leave a bad date early in the comment section below.

funny tweets on how to escape a bad date - cover pic | Text - Dave Matt @davematt88 #How ToEscapeADate Show up reading a book called " The Idiot's Guide to Herpes."
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Funniest Eye-Rolling Dad Tweets To Start Your Day

Dads get a lot of stick for their eye-rolling, groan-inducing humor, especially the dads of Twitter. But the truth is, we should be thanking them because their hilarious observations and jokes about their parenting struggles brighten up our day and make us feel better about our parenting shortcomings. Each week we compile the funniest dad tweets we came across for your entertainment and viewing pleasure. And make sure to check out last week's funniest dad tweets in case you missed them.




funniest dad tweets we came across this week and had to share | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking ... it's been 14 months working from home with 3 kids. That's 425 days. 425 multiplied by 3 is 1,275. i have been asked 1,275 times over 425 days "are you doing work today?". so yes i'm having bourbon for breakfast, Cancel susan. 3:24 PM · May 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 64 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 765 Likes
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The Sassiest Women Of Twitter Who Had Us Crying

The sassy women of Twitter never fail to inspire us with their wit, charm, and overall awesomeness. At Cheezcake, we love funny women, which makes sense because we are funny women. That's why our weekly haul of funniest women tweets is the favorite part of our week, so if you too like funny women (and why wouldn't you), then this collection of funny tweets will tickle all your funny bones and more. And you can check out last week's funniest women tweets when you're done, to get another dose of female humor.

funniest women tweets we came across this week that had us crying with laughter | thumbnail lucy ford @lucyj_ford saying 'i have money tied up in investments' to describe having asos returns i haven't sent back yet 10:33 AM May 18, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 7,117 Retweets 324 Quote Tweets 95.4K Likes
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People Embarrassingly Confess The Things They Believed As Kids

As kids, we see the world through rose-tinted glasses, with a naively idealized view of pretty everything. But then we grow up, the bubble bursts, and real-life sets in, and everything falls apart. Most of us had some weird revelations as we got older and realized how naive we were as kids. These discoveries can be pretty embarrassing, but these brave people shared them with Twitter for your entertainment.

People embarrassingly confess the things they believed as kids | thumbnail text - Jenny Jaffe @jennyjaffe I grew up thinking proposals were these massive surprises but in reality it's like "we talked about it for a year and I designed my engagement ring and I told them exactly how I wanted to be asked" 12:00 AM · Feb 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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This Week's Roundup Of Funniest Adulting Tweets (May 23, 2021)

Another week has gone by, yet adulting hasn't gotten any easier. Like, are we just supposed to work and pay bills forever? I don't get it. At least the people of Twitter understand the struggle, and hilariously define what being an adult means to them on a daily basis. So welcome to this week's group therapy for all the struggling adults out there. Check out all the tweets lamenting all the responsibilities that come with growing up below. 

Funny tweets about adulting | thumbnail text - Adulting is understanding what your parents meant when they said "you'll understand one day"
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Best Twitter Reactions To Eurovision 2021

Eurovision 2021 has been a long anticipated event. Last year was the first time it didn't take place due to obvious reasons. It is the the most popular international singing competition in the world, and there are always a butt-load of surprises.This year, however, was full of record breaking scores and unconventional performances.

Italy won for the first time in over 3 decades.

San Marion received their first ever 12 points in a Eurovision final.

For the first time in 15 years, a band won first place: Italy's @Maneskinofficial

Israel's @Eden_Alene broke the record for the highest note sung is Eurovision history

Ireland and the United Kingdom finished lead last in the semi and grand final, respectively, for the second year in a row.

There was clearly a lot to talk about, and Twitter users go into it very quickly.

Best Twitter Reactions To Eurovision 2021| Thumbnail text - - Dan Stevens @thatdanstevens Called it... #Eurovision She's quite good, but everybody hates the UK, so, zero points.
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Relatable Therapy Memes For Anyone On The Verge Of A Total Breakdown

Forget needing the newest designer purse or sunglasses; nowadays, having a therapist is the latest must-have accessory. Don't get me wrong, it's incredible that mental health resources are becoming more accessible and with less stigma attached. But sometimes, it seems like people rely a little too heavily on their therapists to keep them sane, not knowing how to manage their breakdowns on their own anymore. Essentially, we've created a whole generation of hot messes who are hanging on by a thread—you know I'm right. But in case you have any doubts, these therapy memes sum it up pretty well. 

relatable memes about therapy for anyone on the verge of a total breakdown | thumbnail text - Me avoiding my therapist and doing the opposite of what he told me to do My therapist calling his therapist the moment I leave his office... 0000
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