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Boomer Advice That's Pretty Much Worthless In This Day And Age (31 Tweets)

Advice from Boomers probably mean well but they are completely out of touch with how the world is these days. Just go up to the front desk and ask if they're hiring? Every company will tell you the same thing, "Online. Online. Online," go and submit your resume into the endless and faceless void and come to terms with the fact that you'll never hear back.

Here are 31 pieces of worthless advice from Boomers. Sorry, Boomers. Sad to say these tweets ring more than true. 


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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (November 11th, 2019)

Every week, we bring you the funniest tweets written by women this week. Because there are some jokes that only women can tell... Enjoy!

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Truths About Food In The Workplace Revealed Through Tweets

If you can recall, in March 2018, a Twitter thread about an office lunch thief went viral. The tweet read, "Co-worker got his lunch stolen and they've agreed to let him watch the security camera tape. This is the most excited I've been at any job ever. Ever." 

Almost all office workers can definitely relate to the all the food drama, maybe not on such a large and viral scale as the thread above, but to some degree. 

Here are some most amusing and relatable tweets about food in the office. We hope on some level, these tweets will remind you to label your lunch, or think twice before you help yourself to someone else's snack.


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Happy Friday Tweets To Spread That Freedom

Guys, we did it. It was a group effort and we freakin' MADE IT because Friday is officially here! No better way to celebrate that fresh Friday feeling than with some Fri-Yay tweets!

Keep smiling, everyone! It's Friday! 

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Twitter Users Reveal Things They Do Before They Fall Asleep

And honestly, same. #BeforeIFallAsleep is trending on Twitter and users are sharing all the things they do right before falling asleep.

What do you do before you fall asleep? For me, personally, I re-live my entire day (not by choice) and my brain works hard to convince me that all my social interactions were beyond awkward and everyone noticed. So that's fun. 

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Twenty-Something Tweets That Sum Up Modern Dating

Modern dating may seem easier than ever but it certainly doesn't feel like that. Here are some real people summing up the hell that is modern dating in a tweet. 

All we can add is that these tweets are relatable as **. 

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Tweet Compilation Literally Just About Croutons

Apparently, croutons are having a moment right now on Twitter, and we needed to jump in right quick and let you know where we stand. We love croutons. So much that a lot of these tweets bashing on the delicious, small and hardened pieces of old bread really confuses us. And even upsets us, to be perfectly honest. 

However, as wise adults, we have to let people have their opinions and learn to let things go. 

...They though they're so very wrong. 

Croutons is life. 

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Yoga Tweets That Every Rational Person Can Sympathize With

Yoga. There are a lot of scientific benefits to yoga, it helps improve posture, your quality of sleep, flexibility, reduces inflammation, and helps with chronic pain etc., etc.. However, what we don't see to hear about trying to get into yoga...it's uncomfortable. Uncomfortable poses, yes, but also just filled with uncomfortable moments!

Ask any rational person, preferably not a yogi, and they will tell you the truth. Just like these tweets below. 


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Daylight Savings Memes And Tweets To Waste More Time

Daylight Savings is here and it's a happy and sad feeling all rolled into one. On one hand, you get an extra glorious hour of sleep and it's so delicious that for once you may actually wake up feeling refreshed. And on the other hand, the sun leaves us way too soon in the day, filling the world with darkness...and seasonal depression begins to set it. 

At least we get some tweets and memes to laugh about it. That helps...right? 

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Seventeen Tweets Only Twitter Users Will Understand

"Half of my Twitter is depressed and the other half wants to raid Area 51" and other tweets that will make twitter users laugh really hard.  


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Dylan Farella Tweets: What We Were Missing From Our Lives

Dylan Farella, is killing it on Twitter and we've taken notice! How have we gone this far without these tweets in our lives ? We just don't know. 

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