funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 5th, 2020)

Parenting is hard work. 

Luckily, there are always some experienced (and funny ) moms and dads who are tweeting how they handle their everyday struggles so that beginners will know what to expect. 

Or at least amuse them while they're drowning in diapers.



Funniest parenting tweets | Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Self-confidence is my four year old asking turn off ceiling fan so he can show high he jumps. 4:40 pm 1 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 253 Retweets 1.7K Likes >
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Questions Women Want Men To Answer Already

Men and women have many differences that both genders will never understand. They say that the only way you'll get an answer is to just ask and that's exactly what these women are doing: they're asking men the big questions and they want the answers! Any men who are reading this, do you have the clarification these women so desperately need?

women tweet questions they want men to answer - cover photo why do men message so many times when you don't reply | smalls @loveydoveysteph why..do continue message u over and over u did not reply first 68 times? someone pls explain 1:32 AM Jun 30, 2020 Twitter iPhone
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past The First Half of 2020

Everyone knows that marriage has its ups, its downs, and its in-betweens.

The past six months have been very intense as far as relationships when couples were forced to being together all day. Every day. 

But luckily for us and as you can see from the following tweets, they did not lose their sense of humor at all. 

So here are the funniest relationship tweets of 2020 (so far), guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, or both.


Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past The First Half of 2020 | kat @ratmobbs hate this pandemic if wanted waste my early 20s would have gotten married 2:17 am 1 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 111.5K Retweets 485.4K Likes >
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Tweets Of People Disrespecting How Americans Eat Vegemite

Vegemite, the Australian version of Marmite, is an acquired taste, which not everyone has. Australians are very protective of their precious spread and take offense at the way Americans eat it, as they make pretty clear in these tweets. If there's one thing Aussies are passionate about, it's clearly Vegemite. We don't know why, because it's gross...

tweets from people mocking the way americans eat vegemite - cover photo making fun of americans eating vegemite on a spoon | savanna calton @savannacalton hate Americans try vegemite first time. They always put on spoon straight up, and say "Ew 's so salty does anyone eat and like UM know else is salty: SALT but dont go eating on giant spoon IRRESPONSIBLE
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Tweets That Would Be Nonsense In 2019 But Make Sense In 2020

2020 has been quite a year, to say the least, and everyone has had to adjust to new realities. One thing that is for sure, is that we're saying things now that would have made no sense if we'd have said them in 2019, which goes to show how much things can change in six months. Check out these tweets about things we might have said in the past six months, that had we said them back in 2019 (which seems so long ago), people would have looked at us like we were crazy. 

tweets that would make no sense in 2019 but make sense in 2020 - cover photo pre schooler zoom meeting | Quaran-Teacher Mom @funnymomlife Replying adamgreattweet and @Divergentmama "Hey got go. My preschooler has Zoom meeting few minutes
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Common Female Scenarios That No One Talks About

Being a woman is a true blessing and we are indeed the fairer sex. In fact, I like to think of women as a tribe who more or less all experience the same stuff, have variations of the same weird quirks, and who have the same crazy thoughts. But for some reason, we don't share these occurrences with each other, and often we're left feeling like we are the only one who is experiencing it. Well, these tweets will make you feel a whole lot better about all the stuff that goes on in your head and will reassure you that you're not alone in your female craziness awesomeness! 

women tweet about relatable female scenarios - tweet about woman's ex's new girlfriend liking and unliking one of her pics from a year ago | Hana @ohanabaig my ex couple years ago has new girlfriend and she liked and unliked one my pics year ago and if youre out there just want know its ok happens best us good luck out there 7:56 AM Mar 5, 2019 Twitter Android 11.3K Retweets 141.6K Likes | Hana @ohanabaig my ex couple years ago has new girlfriend and she liked and unliked one my pics year ago an
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Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets Of 2020 (So Far)

Through all the trials and tribulations we've endured so far in 2020, women have continued to ruthlessly roast men on Twitter

Whether it's describing how annoying men have been during coronavirus lockdown, or just how irritating they are generally, women are not backing down in expressing how they feel. With mothers, wives, girlfriends, and single ladies all sharing their gripes with the male population, sh*t is going down. We thought we'd compile the funniest tweets of women roasting men from the first half of 2020 for your perusal, and to get you in the mood for the inevitable roasting that will come in the second half of 2020. Men, watch. Your. Backs. 

funny tweets of women roasting men cover photo tweet of woman roasting men in relationships | bellsammy bellsammy My last relationship taught this: An adult man will cry, punch wall, and have mental breakdown front and still be FUCKIN LYING about shit. Bro need therapy, not girlfriend
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women in 2020 (So Far)

2020 is almost over...Well, not exactly, but it's always good to keep your hopes high. 

The first six months of this year have been weird and chaotic but it's still a great time to look back at all the funny (and less funny) things that happened and relive them all over again. 

In spite of everything, a lot of funny things happened this year, and a lot of them happened to women on Twitter. 

Here are the funniest tweets by women from 2020 (so far). 

Funniest Tweets written by women in 2020 | secular angel @mixedmediapaper admire babies dont want hold something anymore they just drop 5:33 pm 11 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 146.2K Retweets 854.2K Likes >
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Funniest Parenting Tweets So Far From 2020

So...uh...2020's been a very looooooong year, huh? 

Especially for parents.

Let's see...they had to deal with lockdown, homeschooling, ruined summer plans...And it's STILL (somehow) only June. 

We've gathered some of the funniest jokes parents tweeted starting in January 2020, when they were still all excited about this new year. 

Six more months to go, y'all. Hang in there. 

Funniest Parenting tweets of 2020 | abena _fatcheeks If my kids ever tell they're BORED Imma hit them with" Back 2020 10:53 pm 11 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 99.8K Retweets 422.5K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

The best way to distract yourself from the constant issues in your romantic life is to deal with each arising issue with humor. 

Laughing at your own misery can be quite therapeutical and it really helps you deal with almost everything in life.

 It's Friday again and we have some relationship tweets that hilariously sum up what it's like to be in one... 

Relationship tweets | Maddy @madelinesmoth men sit there unmoisturized empty stomach missing toenail and are like think will critique this girl's appearance 9:23 pm 19 Jun 2020 Twitter iPhone 86.4K Retweets 507.8K Likes >
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (June 24, 2020)

When it comes to roasting battles, Twitter is certainly where it's at. Women endlessly roasting men has become somewhat of a norm and we love documenting the best of the best! Here is your weekly selection of women roasting men on Twitter to within an inch of their lives! 

funny tweets of women roasting men cover photo tweet of woman roasting husbands | Cydni Beer @cydbeer Studies confirm mother has been left alone with her children all day her husband is placed into friend zone.
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Weird Things Only People Over 40 Do

There are some things that seem to be a right of passage once you reach a certain age. Whether it's texting with your index finger only, eating certain foods, or using specific phrases, the younger generation will always have something to mock their elders about. These hilarious tweets about the things people do once they reach the age of 40 prove that we're all the same and that some things in life just can't be avoided! 

Weird Things Only People Over 40 Do cover image tweet asking why people over 40 end text with 'that's fine' | Jesse @Queerdad_ Not being funny but why does everyone over age 40 end their sentences text with s fine doesn't sound f: ckin fine Sandra
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (June 22, 2020)

For all of you who could use a laugh right about now, here are some A+ tweets from women this week. 

We really can't stop thinking about how good are they. 

 

Funniest women tweets | Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson gonna have retire expression "avoid like plague" because turns out humans do not do 5:25 am 12 Jun 2020 Twitter Android 88K Retweets 390.1K Likes >
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (June 21, 2020)

Kids say the funniest things and we just love when parents spread the joy by sharing and tweeting them. 

The weekend is here and you can all enjoy a new batch of kids and parents wisdom. 

Here are some more parenting tweets from last week in case you have missed it. 


Funniest parenting tweets | 27 Sarcastic Mommy Retweeted Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins Good news: My son cleaned his room Bad news: He found his harmonica 4:53 am 9 Jun 2020 Twitter iPhone 247 Retweets 1.6K Likes >
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Everyone knows that marriage has its ups, its downs, and its in-betweens.

It's Friday and you know the drill...we give you the hilariously brutal relationship tweets we found online in the past week. 

Here are some more, just in case you have missed our previous list.

Funniest relationship tweets | craíg @bigguccicraigy she anemic and her iron man 7:01 pm 13 Jun 2020 Twitter iPhone 106.8K Retweets 607.4K Likes >
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Funny Tweets From Parents About What 'Alone Time' Means At The Moment

Parenting is hard at the best of times, but during lockdown, getting some alone time is nearly impossible. Yes, we all love our kids, but being around them 24/7 is sometimes a little. Too. Much. And by that, we mean a total nightmare! These parents have a thing or two to say about it and have taken to Twitter to vent their frustrations about never having a minute of peace and quiet to themselves. The funny parents of Twitter are at it again...

parents tweet alone time funny twitter coronavirus quarantine parenting | Animal - Divergent Mama @Divergentmama Homeschooling Tip: if count Tiktok their rooms as kids music, dance and PE classes might get few hours alone peace.
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