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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (June 24, 2020)

When it comes to roasting battles, Twitter is certainly where it's at. Women endlessly roasting men has become somewhat of a norm and we love documenting the best of the best! Here is your weekly selection of women roasting men on Twitter to within an inch of their lives! 

funny tweets of women roasting men cover photo tweet of woman roasting husbands | Cydni Beer @cydbeer Studies confirm mother has been left alone with her children all day her husband is placed into friend zone.
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Weird Things Only People Over 40 Do

There are some things that seem to be a right of passage once you reach a certain age. Whether it's texting with your index finger only, eating certain foods, or using specific phrases, the younger generation will always have something to mock their elders about. These hilarious tweets about the things people do once they reach the age of 40 prove that we're all the same and that some things in life just can't be avoided! 

Weird Things Only People Over 40 Do cover image tweet asking why people over 40 end text with 'that's fine' | Jesse @Queerdad_ Not being funny but why does everyone over age 40 end their sentences text with s fine doesn't sound f: ckin fine Sandra
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (June 22, 2020)

For all of you who could use a laugh right about now, here are some A+ tweets from women this week. 

We really can't stop thinking about how good are they. 

 

Funniest women tweets | Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson gonna have retire expression "avoid like plague" because turns out humans do not do 5:25 am 12 Jun 2020 Twitter Android 88K Retweets 390.1K Likes >
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (June 21, 2020)

Kids say the funniest things and we just love when parents spread the joy by sharing and tweeting them. 

The weekend is here and you can all enjoy a new batch of kids and parents wisdom. 

Here are some more parenting tweets from last week in case you have missed it. 


Funniest parenting tweets | 27 Sarcastic Mommy Retweeted Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins Good news: My son cleaned his room Bad news: He found his harmonica 4:53 am 9 Jun 2020 Twitter iPhone 247 Retweets 1.6K Likes >
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Everyone knows that marriage has its ups, its downs, and its in-betweens.

It's Friday and you know the drill...we give you the hilariously brutal relationship tweets we found online in the past week. 

Here are some more, just in case you have missed our previous list.

Funniest relationship tweets | craíg @bigguccicraigy she anemic and her iron man 7:01 pm 13 Jun 2020 Twitter iPhone 106.8K Retweets 607.4K Likes >
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Funny Tweets From Parents About What 'Alone Time' Means At The Moment

Parenting is hard at the best of times, but during lockdown, getting some alone time is nearly impossible. Yes, we all love our kids, but being around them 24/7 is sometimes a little. Too. Much. And by that, we mean a total nightmare! These parents have a thing or two to say about it and have taken to Twitter to vent their frustrations about never having a minute of peace and quiet to themselves. The funny parents of Twitter are at it again...

parents tweet alone time funny twitter coronavirus quarantine parenting | Animal - Divergent Mama @Divergentmama Homeschooling Tip: if count Tiktok their rooms as kids music, dance and PE classes might get few hours alone peace.
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (June 17, 2020)

Everyone loves a good roast on Twitter, especially when the roaster doesn't hold back. And when it comes to women roasting men, all is fair in love and war, right? Well, not always. The proverb, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" really rings true when it comes to women who roast men on Twitter and it's pretty brutal. Check out these ruthless tweets below to see what we're talking about.

funny tweets roasting women men tweets twitter battle of the sexes | Janet Forklift @janetforklift Zucchini noodles taste like settling husband who isn't funny but has good job
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Funny Tweets Describing Generational Gaps

Boomers, Gen X, Gen Y, Gen Z... the olden days... where do these new definitions end? Between all the new technology that's coming out every two minutes and the economic hardships that face young people today, it's hard not to compare the generations gone by to the times we're living in now. These tweets perfectly sum up the differences between growing up in our parents and grandparents' time, vs today and they're funny, relatable, and accurate (if not a little depressing). 

funny tweets generational gap twitter generation z generation x | steph @liftinglentils "millenials spend all their money on luxuries says generation insists on having expensive sets good" plates as well as regular plates as if anyone gives sh.t
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (June 15, 2020)

Every week, we bring you the funniest tweets written by women this week.

If you need some more break from the news, we have many more Twitter jokes only women can tell... Enjoy!

Funny women tweets | stevie wonder pls call lilliexnicole will NEVER forgive y'all way y'all acted at grocery stores those first 3 weeks quarantine 9:47 pm 9 Jun 2020 Twitter iPhone 129.8K Retweets 604.8K Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (June 14, 2020)

Every week we bring you the funniest parenting tweets we saw on Twitter because nothing is funnier than frustrated parents. Enjoy!

funny parenting tweets | 27 Sarcastic Mommy Retweeted Stone Cold Daddy @Stonecolddad316 "Daddy want mommy" is new Let speak fucking manager 3:18 pm 7 May 2020 Twitter Android 38 Retweets 109 Likes >
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

You know the drill...Here are some funny tweets guaranteed to make you laugh, cry or both.

Just in case you have missed our previous list, here's a link.

Funniest relationship tweets | Annie Hamilton @ANNIE_HAM Dated guy frat who had playlist entitled "if girls show up" 1:01 am 25 May 2020 Twitter Web App 16.8K Retweets 329.2K Likes
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (June 8, 2020)

Every week, we bring you the funniest tweets written by women this week.

If you need some more break from the news, we have many more Twitter jokes only women can tell... Enjoy!

Funniest women tweets | Bess Kalb @bessbell Today learned tiny little whisk assumed salad dressing whisk and have been using about two years make salad dressings is fact Christmas ornament. 5:43 am 26 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 4.9K Retweets 115.5K Likes >
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (June 07, 2020)

Every week we bring you the funniest parenting tweets we saw on Twitter because nothing is funnier than frustrated parents. Enjoy!

Funniest parenting tweets | Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 If wait long enough make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal s science. 4:19 am 26 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 105 Retweets 946 Likes >
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Funny Tweets From Women About Wearing Face Masks

Unfortunately, the crazy times we're living in requires us to wear facemasks whenever we leave the house. Although they're uncomfortable and annoying, they're crucial for protecting ourselves and others from infection, so we have to deal with it. Thankfully, the funny women of Twitter have articulated all the highs and lows that come with wearing a facemask, and we've compiled the funniest ones are below for you to scroll through and relate hard to.

funny women tweets facemasks twitter female | Amanda Duberman @AmandaDuberman An added benefit wearing mask is men on street no longer tell smile 9:10 PM Apr 10, 2020 Twitter iPhone 108 Retweets 301 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Now, more than ever, relationships are on a test.

Here are some funny tweets guaranteed to make you laugh, cry or both.

Just in case you have missed our previous list, here's a link.

Relationship tweets | consentida @yyvveettee men be like cutel my cute 1:00 am 25 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 92.4K Retweets 564.7K Likes >
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (June 3, 2020)

Twitter has become a breeding ground for roasting anyone and everyone. When it comes to women roasting men, it is a true battle of the sexes and the female wrath is unleashed in all its force. The result? Pure comedy. Here is a selection of this week's funniest tweets of women roasting men. As they say... hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. If you love these, here are some more tweets of women dragging men to within an inch of their lives. 

funny tweets roasting women men tweets twitter battle of the sexes | maybe: Dallas @realDKoelling men are like "im sorry if dating made think want date "
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