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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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People Tweet The Ridiculous Problems They Come Across Due To Their Name

There's no such thing as a 'normal name.' You might have the most common name in your country and then realize nobody can pronounce it in another. Or your name might sound very simple, but for whatever reason, your parents decided to put in a silent Q and now you have to spell it out every gosh darn time somebody asks for it. If your name has always given you sh*t, you tend to get used to the ridiculous moments that come out of it, but in the back of your brain, you might hold a bit of resentment for your 'creative' parents.

People Tweet The Ridiculous Problems They Come Across Due To Their Name| thumbnail text - Hannah ... @hannahchrstina when I was in year 1, the whole class were playing a spy game together where your spy name was your name spelled backwards
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Funny Parenting Tweets That Hit Where It Hurts

Parents, we take out hats off to you; you have the most challenging job in the world because raising tiny humans is a tough gig. It's a 24/7 deal, with absolutely no time off, however sleep-deprived and frazzled you are. Luckily, Twitteris there for parents to come together to rant about the joys trials and tribulations joys of being a parent. Whether you're a new parent, a veteran, or somewhere in between, your struggles always feel more manageable when you know someone else is going through the same thing. This week's funniest parenting tweets serve up all the parenting humor you need, and here are last week's in case you missed them.




funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Vision Bored @VisionBored 1 I was out with my sons and my youngest started crying because he wanted a box of tampons thinking it was candy. My middle son yelled, "Those aren't candy, they're TAMPONS for Mommy's WIENER!" My oldest screamed, "Mommy doesn't have a WIENER she has a VAGINA!" Wear a condom. 3:41 PM · May 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 637 Retweets 72 Quote Tweets 7,015 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week

Another week has passed, which means seven more days of people trying to navigate their way through the ups and downs of romance. Whether you're single, married, in a situationship, or recently coupled up, relationships are hard work. Being in love is great and all, but always having to consider someone else can be exhausting. Luckily, Twitter is here for people to vent out their relationship struggles and entertain the masses at the same time. Welcome to this week's funniest relationship tweets. 



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Anne Sundell @anne_sundell i have come across so many of the same people on dating apps over the years i've started to see them as coworkers 4:55 PM · May 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 978 Retweets 97 Quote Tweets 18.1K Likes
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This Week's Batch Of Funniest Dating App Tweets

Tinder, OkCupid, Hinge, Grindr, Bumble - no matter what dating app you're on, dating apps could get hella weird. We all out here trying to find our person, alas nobody said it would be easy. We need to swipe through tons of duds before we get to the right person. At least the people of Twitter are holding the fort with us by tweeting out fire stuff about dating apps on a weekly basis. Scroll down for this week's hilariously awesome tweets 

Funny dating app tweets | thumbnail text - sam ... @_SamVargas_ Hehe back on dating apps Bogheae 9 Halumeany I AM READY TO GET HURT AGÅIN.
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Funny But Low-Key Legitimate Questions Americans Have For British People

British culture may be one of the most intriguing to Americans. In many ways we a very similar. We speak the same language, listen to similar music, even watch many of the same TV series. However, there are a few big traits that remind us that we are not the same. The accent is a big one, as well as our swear words and slang, and our food preferences. Marmite? No thanks, we're good.

Funny But Low-Key Legitimate Questions Americans Have For British People| thumbnail text - Nazuna's boyfriend ♡ ★ ... . .. @ΤΟΥΒΟΝΝΙE why do british people call their moms "mum" but they don't call their dads "dud"? 8:14 AM · Jul 11, 2020 · Twitter Web App 66 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 461 Likes
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Cringe-Worthy Tweets About People Who Mansplain Like It's Their Literal Job

Mansplaining is definitely not a new phenomenon, but it is quite impressive how people keep developing new and creative ways to mansplain the sh*t out of everything to more and more victims each year The most amazing part is that not a single soul has ever asked them to do it either. People who mansplain genuinely think they're making the world a better place. Maybe it's better to let them think that, their fragile egos simply could not handle the truth at this point.

Enjoy these cringe-worthy mansplaining Tweets, maybe you'll learn something! (You probably won't)

Cringe-Worthy Tweets About People Who Mansplain Like It's Their Literal Job| thumbnail text - lil manko @fkawhit why does my bf mansplain stocks to me babe please I literally became a millionaire on animal crossing buying and selling turnips where's ur experience???? 6:03 AM · May 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 15 Retweets 317 Likes
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Most Savage 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets From This Week

Someone famous once said, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned," and they were so right. Especially the woman on Twitter, who know how to unleash their digital rage onto any man who has wronged them. Whether they're roasting one specific man or mankind overall, whether it's about relationships or general life, they are ruthless, and their roasting knows no bounds. Here is this week's collection of the funniest women roasting men tweets we found, and their wrath and humor are of top quality as per usual. And here are last week's women roasting men tweets, just in case you missed them.




most savage women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly in a fight w my boyfriend bc he wasn't an enthusiastic enough participant in my "what will we name our 6 daughters" conversation 8:01 PM · May 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 359 Retweets 39 Quote Tweets 16.2K Likes
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Funny Tweets That Accurately Sum Up The Nightmare Of Difficult In-Laws

Some people are fortunate and marry someone whose parents are lovely, reasonable people who make it easy to get along with. Others aren't so lucky and end up with nightmare in-laws whose sole purpose seems to be making their children-in-law's lives miserable. You might be thinking that it's easy to see what type of in-laws you'll get while you're dating someone, so what could go wrong? However, the unfortunate reality is that some people play nice before their kids get married but do a total 180 once they tie the knot. If you can relate to having nightmare in-laws, then these tweets are for you and hopefully will bring you comfort in the knowledge that you're not alone in your misery!

funny but relatable tweets about in laws that hit home way too hard | thumbnail text - Danny Zuker @DannyZuker In-laws are God's way of showing you that no matter how f cked up your own family is, it could be so much worse. 7:27 PM · Aug 9, 2014 Twitter Web Client
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Tweets Which Truly Capture The Nauseating Essence Of Hangovers

Drinking is such a fun power trip. We seriously feel like we're on top of the world when we're drunk. However, with great power comes great responsibility, and if you fail at drinking responsibly, you'll end up with a horrible hangover. Nothing is worth feeling and looking like sh*t in the morning. NOTHING. The drinkers of Twitter know the consequences of heavy drinking all too well. In the tweets below, they speak the truth. Let these tweets serve as a cautionary tale for your next big night out. 

Funny tweets about being hungover | thumbnail text - god gives the worst hangovers to his hottest warriors
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A Batch Of Mortifying Tweets About Gynecologist Appointments

Being an adult woman definitely has its perks, but there are also many cringe moments involved. Nobody's a fan of going to the gyno, alas it's one of the many requirements of being a woman. The women of Twitter despise going to the gyno, but their tweets about their experiences are hilarious. Scroll down for this week's gyno tweets. 

Awkward gyno tweets | thumbnail text - Carmen Lagala @CarmenLagala ... Is it rude to bike 3 miles in the hot hot sun for a gyno appointment? Follow up, gyno is a man 10:03 PM · May 27, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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Tweets Celebrating The Magic Of Being Wine Drunk

Back in the college days, we were all about hard liquor - vodka, tequila, whiskey, rum, you name it. But then we grew up and became adults, who unfortunately can't handle our liquor like we once could once upon a time in our youth. For this reason, God introduced the wonderful concept of wine. You could drink copious amounts of wine and still go to work the next day with full spirits and energy. Wine drunk works for any time, and Twitter is well-aware. It's a bountiful blessing to us all, hence we must consume it at least once a week. Scroll down for this week's wittiest wine drunk tweets. 

Tweets about being wine drunk | thumbnail text - goob @DeAngelbutt I feel like I access my entire cognitive ability when I'm wine drunk. Like Plato has nothing on me when l've had 6 glasses of Chardonnay 5:51 AM · May 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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More Tweets Proving We Were Not Psychologically Prepared For The 'Friends' Reunion

The 'Friends' Reunion special was released on HBOMAX this past weekend, and I don't know what we expected, but I think I can speak for the majority of 'Friends' fans when I say, "I am not okay." Originally I thought it was because of the real crush reveal between Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer (can't get too much into this before I lose it), but after looking at all of these other Twitter reactions I realized that we all hold so much love for those 6 people, characters, storylines, whatever. 

These people really felt like our homies, and anyone who disagrees just doesn't get it. Sorry, go watch 'The Big Bang Theory' or whatever suits your fancy.

Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| thumbnail text - nicole boyce @nicolewboyce I love that the friends reunion is a science experiment in how 6 very rich people approach plastic surgery 9:47 PM · May 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 708 Retweets 55 Quote Tweets 19.3K Likes
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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women Who Had Us Howling

Twitter is a fun ol' place to hang out; it's full of humor, and let's face it, we could all use some more of that. No one rocks Twitter quite like women because women are freakin hilarious, and we're so here for it. Each week we collect some of the funniest tweets written by women that we've come across and serve them to you on a plate, with a side serving of sass. Scroll through these funny women's tweets and then check out last week's funniest women tweets for a further helping of entertainment thanks to women's humor.





funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - nash flynn @itsnashflynn snow white broke into a house in the woods and did chores. wow, boring. goldilocks, the true hero, broke in to a house, made some judgements, and then took a nap. i have no notes 12:52 AM · May 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 14.5K Retweets 196 Quote Tweets 147.5K Likes
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Top Reasons Why The US And The UK Couldn't Be More Different

Whilethe USand the UK share the same language (with very different accents, of course), every day that passes makes it clear that they couldn't be more different from a cultural perspective. A Redditor started a thread asking people what the main difference is between the US and the UK, and the responses range from seriously accurate to hilarious. What differences did these Redditors miss? Let us know in the comments. 

Cultural differences between the UK and the USA | thumbnail text - Lem32 · 3h The US is blindly optimistic, and the UK is blindly pessimistic culturally.
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Adulting Tweets Which Speak The Truth About Growing Up

The start of another week calls for another celebration of the reality that is adulting. Responsibilities to fulfill and bills to pay? Forget about all that. Read this week's funniest stuff on Twitter about all the adulting struggles you can relate to, but are procrastinating doing right now because adulting totally sucks. 

This week's adulting tweets | thumbnail text - Solange Mbunde @ianmbunde ... minutes into adulting on a Monday Go take a rest; you deserve it.
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Wildest 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets We Saw This Week

Picking out your roomies is a major life choice that will impact your inner Zen for the year to come. Therefore, it's not a choice that should be made lightly. Have you learned nothing from the psycho roommates we've posted about in the past?! Here's another dose of psycho roomies from Twitter in case you forgot the consequences of not choosing your roomies wisely. Have roomies that are even worse? Let us know in the comments. 

This week's psycho roommate tweets| thumbnail text - diogenes @drnkngwdionysus My friend telling me about their psycho roommate and I just want to ask if he's single because I know I can change him. 8:08 PM · May 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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