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This Week's Top Celebrity News: A Satirical Roundup (November 23, 2020)

It's time for your weekly scoop on what's going on in the lives of the rich and famous. The latest 'Weekly Diary' — a parody summary of everything that happened to your favorite celebs —  is no different from the last. Together with Mock Diaries, we bring a satirical twist to all the latest celebrity gossip, so you're clued in and get some laughs at the same time. This week, Michael B. Jordan wins the sexiest man alive award, and his mom has a lot to say about it. Scroll down to see that and everything else that's new in the world of celebs.

satirical weekly diary of top celebrity news | thumbnail Text - Kate Middleton said she plans to change some of the 'outdated royal rules' when she becomes Queen. It'll be interesting to see what she'll think is 'outdated' when she's 100 years old and finally gets to be Queen.
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Sneak Peeks Into Texts Between Celebs: Ryan Gosling Turns 40

Ryan Gosling, the guy who won over the nation's hearts after his role in The Notebook, turned the big 4-0 last week on November 12. Although his celebration wasn't as lavish as Kim Kardashian's 40th birthday private island rave, his celebrity friends congratulated him nonetheless. Together with Mock Diaries, we bring you the hilarious (but satirical) text messages he received from friends and family. Welcome to this week's parody series of celebrities' intimate conversations.

satirical text conversations from Ryan Gosling's famous friends for his 40th birthday | thumbnail includes picture of Ryan Gosling Text - 00 Sprint LTE 10:53 AM 85% Messages Mom Details Happy birthday, dear. Your first 40 years were pretty darn great. Here's hoping you get a colonoscopy and a testicular screening soon to make sure you'll live 40 more. iMessage
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This Week's Top Celebrity News: A Satirical Roundup (November 9, 2020)

We're back with the Weekly Celebrity Diary; real celebrity news, with a satirical twist. Together with Mock Diaries, each week, we summarize everything that happened in the lives of the rich and famous, so you are always in the know when it comes to your fave (and worst) celebs. This week in celebrity news, Julianne Hough and Brooks Laich's divorce kind of shocks fans — but not really — and Kevin Jonas' 33rd birthday kind of goes unnoticed. Sad face! Read on to find out all your other juiciest celebrity gossip!



satirical weekly diary of top celebrity news | thumbnail includes picture of Meghan Markle Text - In a history-making move, Meghan Markle voted in the U.S. presidential election, making her the first person in the British royal family to infuriate the royals every time she does, well, really anything.
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Sneak Peeks Into Texts Between Celebs: Scarlett Johansson's Post-Wedding Messages

While the world continues its descent into madness, celebrities are continuing to live their best lives. Between Kim Kardashian celebrating her 40th birthday on a private island and Gwen Stefani getting engaged, there's no shortage of celebrations happening amongst the rich and famous. And now another celeb who we owe a huge congratulations to is Scarlett Johansson, who married Colin Jost last week. Although it's Scarlett's third marriage, it is only Colin's first, so perhaps she can give him some tips on how to survive it. Although, on second thoughts, maybe she's not the best one to ask for advice on this particular topic. Either way, we've teamed up with Mock Diaries to bring you the text messages that Scarlett received after the wedding from her famous friends and family. Welcome to this week's parody series of celebrities' intimate conversations.

satirical text conversation between Scarlett Johansonn and her famous friends after her wedding to Colin Jost | thumbnail includes picture of Scarlett Johansonn and Colin Jost with text message from Gwenyth Paltrow Gwyneth Paltrow Details Beautiful wedding, S wish all success and happiness new marriage already know love is hard so just hope never want get divorced at same time. Love iMessage
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This Week's Top Celebrity News: A Satirical Roundup (November 2, 2020)

Each week, together with Mock Diaries, we bring you the Weekly Celebrity Diary, a parody take on the biggest celebrity news of the week. We summarize anything and everything that happened in the lives of the rich and famous over the past seven days, keeping you up to speed with your favorite (and worst) celebs. This week, Scarlett Johansson gets married for the umpteenth time, and Kim Kardashian's lavish private island birthday party happens despite most of the world going into another lockdown. Welcome to the best and worst of celeb news!


satirical weekly diary of top celebrity news | thumbnail Text - Brad Pitt is officially single again. The actor and his 27-year-old German model girlfriend Nicole Poturalksi called the relationship quits. Apparently, it was never as serious as the media made Brad Pitt believe.
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Sneak Peeks Into Texts Between Celebs: Gwen Stefani's Congratulatory Engagement Messages

Each week, together with Mock Diaries, we bring you a sneak peek into the secret world of texts between celebs. One of the most significant celebrity news pieces this week was Gwen Stefani's announcement of her engagement to her boyfriend of five years, Blake Shelton. After posting the happy news on Instagram yesterday with the caption: 'Yes, please!', her picture boasted an enormous engagement ring. We were able to get ahold of the text messages her family, and some of her very famous friends sent her after hearing the exciting news. Welcome to this week's parody series of celebrities' intimate conversations.

satirical text conversation between Gwen Stefani and her celebrity friends after her engagement | thumbnail includes picture of Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton Text - poo Verizon 4G 8:22 PM O 20% Messages Ellen DeGeneres Details Congratulations on your engagement!! I can't think of anyone else who complements each other the way my wife and I do, and I hope you two are half as happy as we are. Give Blake a kiss on the forehead for me. iMessage
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This Week's Top Celebrity News: A Satirical Roundup (October 26, 2020)

With the world descending into madness, there's not much positivity in the news lately. But thankfully, in the world of celebs, there's always something exciting going on, and as usual, our Weekly Celebrity Diary provides you with everything you need to know. Together with Mock Diaries, we bring you a weekly parody of the biggest celebrity news of the week, summarizing everything that happens to your favorite (and worst) celebs. This week, between Melania Trump's stunt double and Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson's relationship drama, we've got enough gossip to keep you busy for... about five minutes. You. Are. Welcome.

satirical weekly diary of top celebrity news | thumbnail Text - It's official! Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson are back together. Sources say Tristan worked really hard to convince Khloe that he will never cheat on her again… as long as the coronavirus is still out there.
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Sneak Peeks Into Texts Between Celebs: Royal Fam Begs Prince Harry To Return To UK

Wonder what's been going on in the celeb world this week? Check out our Weekly Celeb Diary to find out. But one of the main sources of gossip is the pressure that Prince Harry is facing pressure from his family to return to the UK and pay his grandmother, Queen Elizabeth, a visit before the end of the year. Together with Mock Diaries, we bring you a sneak peek into the texts that various members of Prince Harry's inner circle have been sending him. As you can imagine, they range from typically British passive aggression to extreme politeness. It's all here in our parody series of celebrities' intimate conversations with their family and friends. 

satirical text conversation between Prince Harry And The Royal Family about him coming back to the UK | thumbnail includes picture of Prince Harry and Queen Elizabeth | Hi, son told staff prepare Frogmore Cottage return. Please text back let know if are thinking coming. And And please stop saying not coming. As said already told staff prepare would be rude not come.
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This Week's Top Celebrity News: A Satirical Roundup (October 19, 2020)

Since last week's Weekly Celebrity Diary, the world of celebs has been a happening place. Between Hailey Beiber getting a "J" tattoo on her finger (yes, we get it, you're married to Justin Beiber) and Kris Jenner making yet another asinine comment, we've got it all here for you, in this week's diary. Together with Mock Diaries, we bring you a weekly parody of the biggest celebrity news of the week. It's a summary of everything that happens to your favorite celebs—and the ones you openly dislike, while you are busy living your best life (Or your worst. We won't judge.) And here's last week's diary, in case you missed it.

satirical weekly diary of top celebrity news | thumbnail Text - Hailey Baldwin got tattooed the letter “J” with a star on her ring finger in honor of her husband Justin Bieber. Luckily, it also works as a “J” for jackass in case they get a divorce.
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This Week's Top Celebrity News: A Satirical Roundup (October 12, 2020)

It's been a busy week in the celebrity world, and the drama keeps on coming. From Princess Beatrice slashing open Ed Sheeran's face with a sword to Mary Kate Olson divorcing her OAP ex-husband, there's a lot of news to keep track of. But have no fear, we've teamed up with Mock Diaries to keep you up to speed. Welcome to Week 2 of the 'Weekly Diary,' a parody of the biggest celebrity news of the week. A summary of everything that happens to your favorite celebs—and the ones you openly dislike, while you are busy living your best life (Or your worst. We won't judge.) And here's last week's diary, in case you missed it.

satirical weekly diary of top celebrity news | thumbnail Text - Mariah Carey said that she and ex-fiancé James Packer "didn't really have a physical relationship" during the 18 months they were in love. James went on to say that that's absolutely untrue, they gave each other high-fives all the time.
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Sneak Peeks Into Texts Between Celebs: Zayn Malik and Yolanda Hadid

Ever wondered what famous people text their other famous friends? Come on, admit it, we've all been there. Are their conversations as weird and mundane as the regular folk, or do they just gossip about other celebs? Does Beyoncé really shoot text Jay Z to grab some milk on his way home? I guess we'll never know, but we've teamed up with Mock Diaries to bring you parodies of celebrities' intimate conversations with their family and friends with the hope to make you laugh (or cry, it's totally up to you how you react!)

satirical text conversation between Zayn and Yolanda Hadid when Gigi gave birth - thumbnail includes pictures of zayn, gigi and yolanda and their text conversation | taking Gigi hospital right now She says baby is coming real, this time. This is not drill OMG Ok keep posted on every little thing happens. There's no way falling back asleep. Shit. Can't find car keys Do know where they are? Gigi's freaking out DID FALL ASLEEP? YOLANDA Found them
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This Week's Top Celebrity News: A Satirical Roundup (October 5, 2020)

We've teamed up with Mock Diaries to bring you the 'Weekly Diary,' a parody of the biggest celebrity news of the week. A summary of everything that happens to your favorite celebs—and the ones you openly dislike, while you are busy living your best life (Or your worst. We won't judge.) From Donald and Melania Trump testing positive for COVID-19 to Stormi Jenner's new $12,000 backpack, everything you need to know about the celeb world is in here. Please scroll through our first roundup and let us know what you think!

satirical weekly diary of top celebrity news | thumbnail includes pic of Gigi Hadid Text - Gigi Hadid is already an amazing mom two weeks after giving birth. Her friends and family are impressed by how gracefully she tells the nanny how to raise her baby girl.
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