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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (January 10, 2021)

Have kids, they said. It will be fun, they said. Well, that might not be true in all cases. These funny parenting tweets prove just how misleading that statement can be and how, realistically, kids can drive you to the brink of insanity. Thank goodness for parents who have a good sense of humor and who share their parenting woes on Twitter for all other parents to relate to, uniting together in parenting angst.

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland 000 I hope my friends don't find out I own a coat. -Teenagers 4:17 PM Jan 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 338 Retweets 34 Quote Tweets 3.8K Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of 2020

If you managed to get through parenting in 2020, I genuinely believe you can get through anything. It's been a real sh*t show of a year for everyone, but parents, you've had it tough. From having to basically homeschool your kids (because, let's be honest, zoom classes don't work) to cooking a million meals a day to putting up with endless tantrums about absolutely nothing—all while trying to keep your sanity—is a real feat of perseverance. Thankfully, Twitter has been there to serve as a platform for all your venting needs, and boy oh boy, have parents made use of it. We've collected some of the funniest parenting Tweets from 2020, which not only give an insight into the trials and tribulations of parenting during a pandemic but also show what heroes you parents are.

funniest parenting tweets of 2020 - thumbnail | Text - Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 Just when I thought we had turned a corner on this clusterfuck of a year, my daughter brought a recorder home from school. 8:17 PM Sep 18, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 132 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.7K Likes >
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Motherhood 101: Kids Will Put Anything In Their Mouths

All first-time parents can relate to the never-ending, panic-inducing task of sterilizing their baby's bottles. All. Day. Long. Seriously, the lengths we go to keep our eldest kids safe, ensuring that every piece of feeding equipment has been washed with hot water, soaked in bleach, and then washed in more hot water. Just in case we missed a microbe of dirt. Our hands may be scalded and raw, but we'll do anything to keep our babies protected, right?

Meanwhile, our little angels sit there eating trash out of the garbage, picking up bits of dirt from the floor, and putting anything and everything they can find in their mouths. I mean, what is the point?! And so, when it comes to our second child, quite frankly, they can eat whatever they want, from wherever they want. And sterilization can f*ck right off!

funny video of mom sterilizing all baby bottles and baby eating dirt anyway
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (December 29, 2020)

It's been a hell of a year, and dads have powered through, trying to get themselves and their little ones to the end. Throughout all the parenting frustration that 2020 has brought, dads have used Twitter as an outlet for their dad humor. Sharing their parenting quips in 240 characters or less, they've brought us the eye-rolling dad jokes we all need to make this year slightly more bearable. Here are this week's funniest dad tweets.




Funniest dad tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet If parenting has taught me anything, it's that you only give your toddler as much juice as you'd like to see on the floor 5:59 PM · Dec 28, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 179 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.2K Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (December 27, 2020)

Thankfully, there are only a few more days left of 2020. This dumpster fire year has been extremely taxing on so many parents. Many have lost their minds, or at least come close to it. And we totally get it; parenting is hard! Luckily, Twitter has served as a platform for parents to vent their woes, frustrations, and funny quips about their kids. Each week, we serve you up a selection of the funniest parenting tweets we came across over the past seven days to brighten up your day and make you feel less alone in the parenting struggles.



funniest parenting tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Emily @emily_tweets Well my 3 year old overheard my husband, and now thinks 'sit on my face' is a fun thing to say while playing. 9:31 PM · Dec 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 195 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 2.4K Likes
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Tweets Showing Kids Roasting Adults Over Text

Texting with teenagers always comes with the risk that they'll respond the same way they do in person: in monosyllabic grunts. And nothing is more infuriating than a teenager who doesn't communicate and makes you feel like a total idiot for just trying to have a conversation with them. Comedian Maggie Widdoes shared her experience on Twitter of texting a 13-year-old in her life a lovely "Happy birthday" message, only to receive "yeah" in response. Her tweet sparked other people to share their experience of texting teenage kids, siblings, nieces, and nephews and only receiving silence or one-word answers in reply. They prove one thing, and one thing only— kids are brutal!

adults tweet how kids are roasting them over Text | thumbnail Text - Maggie Widdoes @mwidds Don't text the 13 year olds in your life happy birthday unless you're ready to get full bodied curb stomped in return Testerday oI FM HAPPY BIRTHDAY P!!! hope you guys are celebrating somewhere on the road Read Yesterday Yesterday 8:25 PM Yeah iMessage 5:33 AM Dec 16, 2020 · Twitter Web App 1.8K Retweets 652 Quote Tweets 69.4K Likes, Robby Russell @robbyrussell Replying to @mwidds Heya! How's your weekend
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Heartwarming Pictures Of Dads Who Can't Get Enough Of Fatherhood

Fatherhood is a gift that many take for granted. Although kids come with their fair share of headaches, they are still a beautiful addition to family life. These dads have got into the full swing of things when it comes to being a father, and I'm sure their kids feel the love every day. 

heartwarming pictures of dads embracing fatherhood - thumbnail includes pictures of dads with kids Text - "you got me in the palm of your hand", "did someone say BEAST MODE?"
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (December 20, 2020)

Parenting is one of the most demanding jobs in the world, but somehow parents make it work every time. Even when their little darlings are driving them up the frickin' wall. But thank God for Twitter, the platform for parents to vent the trials and tribulations of their everyday struggles and find solace in the company of other parents who have lost it. Welcome to this week's funniest parenting Tweets.



funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo my kid had her whole class make birthday cards for her dog who celebrated his birthday yesterday. we don't have a dog. 8:47 PM · Dec 14, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 274 Retweets 30 Quote Tweets 2.3K Likes
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Parents Show They Have Kids Without Speaking (Funny TikToks)

Parenting is a full-time job and a pretty relentless one at that. There's no clocking off or switching shifts; being a parent is a permanent position, which involves the good, the bad, and everything in between. From the mess to the permanently empty wallet, to the spit-up every three seconds, parenting has its trials and tribulations. Parents are sharing on TikTok how you can tell they have kids without actually saying they have kids, and their videos are the most relatable thing ever. The trend was started by TikTok user @mommacusse, who showed how people can tell she's a parent without her saying anything. So whether or not you have kids, you used to be one, so you will relate hard to these funny videos.

funny tiktok of parents show that they have kids without saying they have kids | thumbnail includes three images trash and junk food wrappers on the car's floor and woman showing an empty wallet
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Parenting Memes Reminding You Of The Joy Of Kids

Everyone knows that parenting isn't the easiest gig, but parents are masters who make it work. But what makes it easier, is having a nanny. Or, a batch of hilarious memes that you can relate to and know you're not alone. You. Are. Welcome. 

parenting memes reminding you of the joy of kids | thumbnail My child get up go poop son bitch | Ah parenting. Yes s crayon my coffee. And no, I didn't find out until I reached bottom
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (December 14, 2020)

Parents have the most challenging job in the world — and let's not pretend parenting is anything short of a full-time job. But they don't get enough credit for raising tiny humans into fully formed, mostly functioning adults. When things get tough, they take to Twitter to let out their frustrations and vent to fellow parents who get it because parenting struggles are real! And so, each week, we collect the funniest of these vents and make a list of funny parenting tweets. This week's haul is as entertaining as the week before and the week before that.

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Somewhere a dad just traded his kid's bike for meth, but sure, l'm the "worst dad on earth" because youtube is buffering. 12:45 AM Dec 12, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 108 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.2K Likes
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Creative, But Weird Pregnancy Announcements

Announcing your pregnancy to friends and family is an exciting moment for all couples. Whether it's face to face, via text, or facetime, there are many creative ways to relay the big news. Although some couples don't have any creativity at all, others go all out. And then there are the ones who go a little... too all out. These ridiculous (or cute if that's your thing) pictures may or may not give you some inspiration on how to announce your pregnancy.

pictures of creative pregnancy announcements | thumbnail includes two pictures of pregnancy announcements couple eating spaghetti with prego sauce | and woman eating for two while man drinks for two
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Dad Trolled After Tweeting About His 'Smart' Home-Schooled Kids

Every parent thinks their children are the smartest, the cutest, and the overall best humans on the entire planet. And ironically, bragging parents are among the worst people on the entire planet and they all need to be shipped to an island somewhere where they can fight to the death over whose child can recite the alphabet backward before even being born. One father took to Twitter to brag about his children's intelligence, slam the public school system, and promote his new book. Needless to say, it didn't go down very well with other parents or teachers. Follow below to see how he was mercilessly trolled. 

dad trolled home school bragging twitter smart teacher kids | Adam Lane Smith @TheBrometheus My wife and never baby talk our kids use full sentences and wide vocabulary including complex words. My son is 3 and can carry full conversation. Adults at family gatherings are shocked at his social aptitude. My daughter isn't even 2 and she uses 4-syllable words.
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (December 6, 2020)

Any parent will confirm that kids are both a blessing and a curse. Sure, when they're watching TV, eating their favorite snack, or asleep, they're a doozy. A dream! But most of the time, they're a total nightmare, making you wonder why you ever had them. But parenting is always easier when you can vent about your kids on Twitter, and these parents have got the hang of it pretty well. Welcome to this week's funniest parenting tweets.

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 I'm writing a book. It's called, "I Wasn't Gonna Drink Tonight But." My children are my inspiration. 7:16 AM Dec 5, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 120 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes >
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Collection of Tweets About The Endless Joys of 7-Year-Old's

A very specific age that comes with a higher level of sass, more intriguing questions, and overall, just a bunch of madness. 

Luckily for us, parents document these precious moments and share them with the world via Twitter. 

kids 7 tweets funny twitter year olds lol parenting parents relatable | tweet by Jessie @mommajessiec My son asked my 7yo she would survive bear attack and she replied she would try be his friend, thus making her most adorable my children but also least likely survive an encounter with an actual bear.
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Father Cuts Seven-Year-Old Daughter's Hair After She Doesn't Maintain It, Asks If He's Wrong

Parenting is one of the most challenging jobs in the world, especially when you're a single parent. Parents don't always get it right; in fact, most of the time, they screw up. But the sign of a good parent is one who can admit their mistakes and apologize to their kids when they get it wrong. One dad posted on Reddit, wanting to know how badly he had f*cked up when he cut his daughter's hair. He explained that he is a single parent and struggles to maintain his seven-year-old daughter's hair, which she refuses to take any responsibility for herself. After many discussions with her, he finally cut her hair, which she found very distressing. His mother and sister told him that it was the wrong move, but he is unsure. Redditors gave mixed responses, with many telling him that his reasoning was fair, but the way he carried it out wasn't OK. Below is his account; scroll through and tell us what you think. Is this bad parenting, or were his actions justified?

dad asks if he's wrong for cutting seven-year-old daughter's long hair after she won't maintain it | thumbnail Text - Posted by u/Imnotyourbuddytool 5 months ago Was I wrong to cut my daughters hair? I'm a single father, and my daughter is 7 years old. She had long hair almost down to her belly button but I can't ever seem to get her to take care of it. I've warned her over the last year that if she doesn't start brushing her hair at least twice a day, we're getting it cut shorte
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