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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (August 15, 2020)

The dads of Twitter are a funny bunch who are just winging it at parenting and hoping for the best. All while whining about it on the internet Twitter, of course, because men love to make mountains out of molehills. Hello man-flu! Anyway, we've collected the funniest dad tweets from this week for your viewing pleasure. Scroll down, laugh, and then check out last week's in case you missed them.

funniest dad tweets of the week - thumbnail text - The Dad THE DAD @thedad feel so bad I annoyed my son by making him pause YouTube for 2 seconds so he could come get the sandwich I made and cut into perfect triangles for him, my little prince
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (September 13, 2020)

We're back with your weekly roundup of the funniest parenting tweets we saw this week. AKA, a collection of parents venting about their little darlings in 280 characters or fewer, to receive consolation from other parents who are also sick of their offspring. Have kids they said, it will be fun they said. Yeah, right! Got an annoying child? Twitter is the place to let it all out!




funniest parenting tweets of the week - text - Kids_kubed +1 @Kids_kubed 7: Mommy, remember how I collect acorns in the fall? Me: Yes! You collected so many last year 7: and remember how I told you to keep them? Me: 7: Can I have them now? Me:
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (August 8, 2020)

Each week we bring you the funniest parenting tweets we've seen over the past seven days. But did you ever notice that the majority of them are from moms? Well, we did, and it got us wondering: where are the funny dads of Twitter?! So, we set about searching for them, and we struck gold. The dads of Twitter are hilarious, and we think they should get more of the limelight. Their honest tweets about the challenges and triumphs of parenting will make you feel less alone in the challenges you face, and so we present to you, dear readers, a list of the funniest dad tweets we saw this week. And next week we'll bring you the same. And the week after that. And the same after that.

funniest dad tweets of the week- cover pic | Text - No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards I'm 3 kids and 13 years into parenting and I went to bed last night like an idiot assuming my 6yo would sleep in because she was up late, and now I want to yell at my earlier self "that's not how it works you dumbass! You're in hell, remember?" But I won't because l'm an optimist
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 30, 2020)

It's the weekend, and if you're a parent, that probably means you're stuck inside with the kids wondering how you're going to entertain the little darlings today. If the thought of it drives you the brink of insanity, then you're not alone; here are this week's funniest parenting tweets from parents everywhere are just as exasperated as you are, despite loving their offspring more than life itself. And here is last week's haul in case you missed them.

funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet | Marcy G @BunAndLeggings 3yo kid complaining about cold ice | My 3yo doesn't like cold ice, and asked warm up. She wants warm ice doesn't melt told her can't do and she said mom can do And she's hyping up so hard over here thinking maybe could.
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 23, 2020)

Being a parent is a tough gig, and venting about all the hardships it entails is a healthy outlet for the inevitable frustration of the job. And what better place to vent than Twitter, the home of roasts and a place where you'll find the validation, solace, and sympathy you seek from fellow parents. Here are this week's funniest parenting Tweets, and last week's in case you missed them.

funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet | Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Being great mom: scheduling doctor's appointments, keeping track school projects, setting up playdates, making sure everyone brushes their teeth Being great dad: popsicles lunch
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Collection of Tweets About The Endless Joys of 7-Year-Old's

A very specific age that comes with a higher level of sass, more intriguing questions, and overall, just a bunch of madness. 

Luckily for us, parents document these precious moments and share them with the world via Twitter. 

kids 7 tweets funny twitter year olds lol parenting parents relatable | tweet by Jessie @mommajessiec My son asked my 7yo she would survive bear attack and she replied she would try be his friend, thus making her most adorable my children but also least likely survive an encounter with an actual bear.
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 16, 2020)

We're in the middle of summer vacation, and it shows. How? Because parents on Twitter are more ruthless, desperate, sarcastic, and frustrated than ever. And it makes sense; it's not like they haven't been 'homeschooling' their kids for the past four months BEFORE they started summer break, right? It's a tough time to be a parent, and we sympathize! Browse through the funniest parenting tweets we found this week, and then check out last weeks, in case you missed them. 

funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet by mom about asking her 4-year-old kid to hold her beer | Not Nanny @not_thenanny brought my beer park and wanted do zipline so literally asked my 4YO hold my beer think just peaked at bad momming.
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 9, 2020)

Kids are true delights. Until they're not. You know the drill. Rationally, you know you love your kids unconditionally, but sometimes, just sometimes, they really know how to push your buttons to the max. It's in those moments you really question how deep your love really is for them. These funny parents of Twitter are the voices for all the parents out there who are being driven to the brink of their sanity by their offspring. And in case you missed last week\s funniest parenting tweets of the week, here they are

funniest parenting tweets - tweet about kids being kidnapped by pirates and arguing who goes first | Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 my family were kidnapped by pirates and forced walk plank into shark infested waters pretty sure my children would fight over who got go first.
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Relatable Tweets About Growing Up With Siblings

Having siblings is cool because you get ready-made friends without having to put any effort in. On the other hand, having siblings is like growing up with ready-made enemies that you can't get away from. It's a love-hate thing and these tweets sum it up perfectly. If you have siblings, you'll probably relate to all of these. I know I did!

funny tweets about growing up with siblings - tweet about adult siblings not telling their parents | bekah @bekah_owsley Just overheard my 54 year old dad tell my 58 year old aunt "don't tell mom" So apparently 's lifelong thing. 6:18 AM Aug 9, 2018 Twitter iPhone >
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Kids Are The Ultimate Savage Roasters (18 Tweets and Posts)

Kids are the ultimate savage roasters because they're honest and don't hold back. At all. 

But it does make for some funny and interesting stories! And for that, we are grateful. 

If you're in the mood for more everyday kid shenanigans that parents have to deal with, check out these tweets from this week!

kids roast funny tweets | Pwynce Wyn @WynRichards My 6yo daughter just caught getting out shower looks like minion 32 9:42 PM Aug 26, 2016
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 2, 2020)

Have kids they said. It will be fun they said. Or, as one parent accurately tweeted this week: "I hate when you want to be the best mother and wife ever but you also need to like eat, sleep and take the occasional shower." Yep, sounds about right! 

Here are some of this week's funniest parenting tweets and here are last week's in case you missed them. 

funniest parenting tweets - tweet about son who wiped booger on dads pillow | Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy My son wiped booger on pillow while were sitting on my bed watching TV. He saw my face and said Don't worry, Mommy Daddy's pillow guess 's fair. 7:11 PM Jul 31, 2020 Buffer
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People Tweet Bad Ways Their Parents Apologize

For some reason, parents have a hard time apologizing. It's like they see it as a sign of weakness or something. Maybe it's that generation, or perhaps it's something you develop as soon as you have a child, but whatever the reason behind it, it's not the best trait to pass down to your kids. Everyone should be able to humble themselves and apologize when they know they're wrong, but a tweet saying "apologize like your parents, go" has proved just how hard parents find it to apologize — or more accurately, not apologize. Scroll down to see how similar your parents are to these peoples' or whether you're part of the lucky few who are blessed with emotionally healthy parents who can admit when they're wrong.

funny tweets about bad ways parents apologize - cover pic tweet about parents ignoring then suddenly speaking to them again | @nour_xo789 Replying flstinifaerie *ignores 2-3 business days, huffing and puffing, not answering speak them, then magically starts talking
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 26, 2020)

It's Sunday and that means one thing only...Exhausted parents tweeting the funniest things about their daily life with kids. 

Or as one of the parents brilliantly described it: "You think you are in charge of your house until your kid gets out of bed and you panic and hide the ice cream you are eating". On point. 

We have some more if you like.

 

Parenting tweet written by a mom who can't stand hearing the word "Again" from her toddler | Molly McNearney @mollymcnearney l'd rather hear my toddler say F-word than "Again
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 19, 2020)

Moms and dads who spread the joy of parenting on twitter are my favorite people on earth. 

They're exhausted, fed up and mostly, would appreciate a few more hours of sleep, please.

So shout out to those tired people who still make the effort of telling the world how parenting life is all about. 

We have some more if you like.    

Funny parenting tweets | t7 MumlnBits Retweeted Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78 Parenting, where one minute ready scream head off at one kids and very next minute crying at pictures they were younger. 4:15 am 18 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 279 Retweets and comments 1.1K Likes >
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Children Of Strict Parents Tweet Their “Weirdest Rules” Growing Up

When you grow up, you assume that everything your parents say is true. After all, adults know everything, right? All those rules you had imposed on you that might have seemed slightly weird at the time, you just took as a given. It's only once you grow up and discuss them with other adults that you realize how fricken weird they were! A tweet asking people who had strict parents what the "weirdest rule they had growing up" was, has revealed some hilarious and weird practices that will either make you feel like you're not alone or be grateful that your parents weren't THIS weird! 

people tweet rules from strict parents growing up - cover pic tweet I could have action figures with no guns and no print on my tshirts | Kyle BLM @SpaceLeftEmpty Replying The_Dingus_Khan could have action figures but if they came with guns, all those went into trash. Absolutely no t-shirts with any kind print on them or name brand shoes because won't allow be walking billboard
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 13, 2020)

Parenting is both challenging and rewarding—and sometimes very, very funny.

Take these tweets from moms and dads, for example. 

While reading them, some of you may cry, laugh but most of all, feel like they were written about you. 

Don't forget to check our last week's list of parenting jokes, if you have missed it.  

  



Funniest parenting tweets | WTFDAD @daddydoubts Sure own kids are annoying, but have ever met other people's kids? 5:33 pm 4 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 241 Retweets and comments 1.2K Likes >
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