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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 15, 2020)

Every week we bring you the funniest parenting tweets we saw on Twitter because nothing is funnier than frustrated parents. Enjoy

Funny parenting tweets | Simon Holland @simoncholland No one is full more false hope than parent making colorful daily schedule their kids during Covid- 19 quarantine. 3:55 am 14 Mar 2020 Twitter iPhone 294 Retweets 2.3K Likes
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Funny Tweets From Parents Amid Coronavirus Confusion

Coronavirus is causing life as we know it to come to a standstill. Toilet paper is sold out everywhere, hand sanitizer is a commodity and hanging out with other humans is basically a big no-no. Kids aren't just at risk of spreading the virus, but also misinformation about the pandemic too, as playground chatter becomes fear-mongering rumors. Not only that but with the imminent threat of schools closing, kids could be stuck at home indefinitely and as you might have guessed, most parents aren't too happy about it. Here are some tweets from parents that show just how sick of coronavirus they are. 

parenting tweets coronavirus funny twitter kids | Nick Turner @NewsyNick 9-year-old said she heard cornavirus made up by adults trick kids into washing their hands asked who told her this and she said kid at school Now just pray this kid doesn't know post Twitter thread.
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Parents Share Questions From Their Toddlers That Even Google Couldn't Answer

"But why?" is a question that all parents dread. Usually, it's because they don't know the answers and don't want their kid to know, but sometimes it's because there is just no answer. Reddit asked parents of the internet for the "why?" questions their toddlers have thrown at them that even Google couldn't answer and some of them are truly unanswerable. Check them out below. 

askreddit question kids parents toddler parenting fail google why reddit thread parenting frustrating | DaddyGamer1984 4.1k points 4 days ago "Whats smell colour nine?"
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Collection of Tweets About The Endless Joys of 7-Year-Old's

A very specific age that comes with a higher level of sass, more intriguing questions, and overall, just a bunch of madness. 

Luckily for us, parents document these precious moments and share them with the world via Twitter. 

kids 7 tweets funny twitter year olds lol parenting parents relatable | tweet by Jessie @mommajessiec My son asked my 7yo she would survive bear attack and she replied she would try be his friend, thus making her most adorable my children but also least likely survive an encounter with an actual bear.
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Baby Fever: Simple Reminders Of What You're In For (Tweets)

If you're a woman, sometimes your ovaries will scream "WANT!" at you, when you come across a cute baby. That is known as baby fever. 

However, sometimes, you're not ready for such a thing and need to be reminded of that. So, we're here to save you. 

You're quite welcome.

Here are 19 tweets that will help you remember that kids are not always as magical as Instagram portrays them to constantly be! Here is the real, unspeakable side to parenting. 

funny tweets kids babies baby fever parents parenting lol twitter relatable | Steve @papaneedscoffee 2y.o eating his lunch Papa's coffee hot Yeah baby 's hot, don't touch 2y.o blow on Papa at this point witnessed with horror, my 2y.o attempt blow on my freshly made coffee, only spit half eaten chicken nugget straight into 164K 4:09 PM Jan 28, 2020
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Parents Tweet Their Thoughts About Sesame Street

Sesame Street is a children's television series filled with great educational messages. And even though it debuted over 50 years ago, kids everywhere (and parents) still watch the beloved children's show.

And even though parents do watch it with their kids, many will say it is absolutely the ban of their existence. With those high-pitched character voices, songs that feel like someone is drilling into your ear-hole, and just nonstop confusing backstories. 

Luckily, the parents of today have Twitter to express their true feelings. (Sorry parents of yesterday, we truly do feel your pain)


sesame streets parents tweets parenting kids lol relatable funny twitter | tweet by SpacedMom @copymama Every parent is basically Oscar Grouch: cranky, unshowered, and living trash can.
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Parents And Netflix: A True Love Story (22 Tweets)

Parents -- They're are just like us! Err, just with kids.. 

And when it comes to Netflix, there might not be a more loving and supporting Netflix crowd than parents. 

Many parents have admitted to the fact that Netflix does play a large role in their daily life -- or at the very least have tweeted about it. 

Here are 22 tweets from parents on their undying love for Netflix (and honestly, same):



netflix parenting tweets funny lol twitter kids parents relatable accurate | Katie Didn't @Pork Chop_Hair [5:30am Babe. Wake up. Hurry, babe only have fourteen and half hours decide watch on Netflix tonight put coffee on. 1,972 5:31 PM Jan 19, 2020
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Parents Tweet The Blatant Lies They Tell Their Kids (21 Tweets)

Honesty is an important virtue that a majority of parents try to instill on their young ones, so they can grow to be well-rounded individuals. 

Not these parents, of course. 

Just kidding, we know a little white lie never hurt anyone! In fact, some lies can end up benefiting the kid and their poor, exhausted parents. So what's the harm? Plus, it's kind of freakin' hilarious.

Here is a collection of ridiculous lies that parents have convinced their kids were truths: 

funny lies tweets parents parenting twitter kids lol | tweet by Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ try really hard not lie my kids Also can't go Disney world 's locked
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (January 26, 2020)

Every week we bring you the funniest parenting tweets we saw on Twitter because nothing is funnier than frustrated parents. Enjoy!

Funniest parenting tweets of the week | one minute you're young cool and dancing to live music every friday night, and the next minute you're begging your kids through gritted teeth to go back to bed so you can finish watching your documentary about avocados
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On Edge Parents Who Are Not Feeling The 'Magic' of Christmas (Tweets)

"Sorry kids, but Santa said you can only ask for toys that are Amazon Prime eligible." Here are some brutally funny tweets from parents who are seriously over the holidays


Funny christmas tweets by on edge parents | tweet by Jaynesharp Piper MUMMY QUICK, COME LOOK! THERE ARE LOADS TOYS SPARE ROOM have already bollocksed up Christmas, lads
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 17, 2019)

Every week we bring you the funniest parenting tweets we saw on Twitter because nothing is funnier than frustrated parents. Enjoy!

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