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funny tweets from men about pregnancy who pissed off their wives | thumbnail text - Will Rodgers ... @WilliamRodgers PRO TIP When your angry, hungry, hormonal, pregnant, wife asks you, "Where do you want to eat?" "I dunno, probably separate rooms.." Is NOT the right answer... 4:20 AM · Sep 14, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 69 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 414 Likes

Men Who Got Super Sassy About Pregnancy And Pissed Off Their Wives

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pettiest things parents did to their kids | thumbnail text -  Simon Holland ... @simoncholland It may be petty but if my kid wakes me up one more Sunday before 5 AM, I'm taking the straw off her juice box when I pack her lunch. 3:22 PM · Jan 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 33 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 731 Likes

Pettiest Things Parents Did To Their Kids

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Entitled Mom Expects Sister To Watch Her Kids Every Time She Runs To A New Hookup| thumbnail text  - r/AmltheAsshole u/TakeOnMeTakeMeHigh · 1d AITA for refusing to babysit for my sister? Not the A-hole

Entitled Mom Expects Sister To Watch Her Kids Every Time She Runs To A New Hookup

Not everybody has baby fever
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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix If it's Sunday night and you're not just finding out about a school project that's due tomorrow are you really even a parent? 3:21 AM Jun 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPad

Dads Who Are Lowkey Sick Of Their Kids

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funny memes about the hell of raising teenagers | thumbnail text - *Edgy teenager encountering the slightest inconvenience in life* I have decided that I want to die. katie rosman ... @katierosman How being a mother of a teenager started -> how being a mother of a teenager is going

Memes That Accurately Describe The Hell Of Raising Teenagers

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - That Mom Tho ... @mom_tho my kid can't remember where her shoes are but remembers that 13 months ago i said maybe i would take her to see micky mouse for her fifth birthday which is of course in two weeks and of course we are not going 4:17 PM · Jun 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 94 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 822 Likes

Sarcastic Tweets From Parents Who Are Done With Parenting

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Mom pays babysitter with toothpaste | thumbnail text - Posted by u/Aboogailoo 2 days ago EM pays me for babysitting with toothpaste TL;DR EM has me watch her kids all day, clean her bathrooms, feeds her kids Chick-fil-A while I get animal crackers, and then pays me with five tubes of toothpaste. This happened about ten years ago, I was 14 at the time, and a family that was in the process of packing to move overseas

Stingy Mom Pays Babysitter With Toothpaste Tubes And Nothing Else

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People Reveal The Moments They Realized They Were Turning Into Their Mom| thumbnail text - lucysmyname · 15h I told my kids to go clean their rooms. I sounded so much like my mom that I ran and cleaned mine, too. Reply 4 Vote 3 ...

Women Reveal The Moments They Realized They Were Turning Into Their Mom

There's no going back from here
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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - jon drake @DrakeGatsby ... Imagine raising a child, staying up countless nights with them, sacrificing for them and then on Father's Day they get you a tie with a fish on it 10:08 PM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 30 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 522 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting

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relatable parenting memes for the parents who have had it up to here | thumbnail text - Me: be careful on that my kids: JACK ASS Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass Literally Anything: *exists* 3 Year Old: Give it to me.

Memes For Exhausted Parents Who Have Had It Up To Here

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Parenting is praising your 5-year-old like they won a Nobel Prize because they woke up in the middle of the night and got 100 percent of their puke in the toilet. 5:10 PM · May 29, 2021 · Twitter for Android 111 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 4,412 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Sarae @LoveSarae One time I faked died in front of Micah to see what he would do and he said "oh no, mummy died". Then SAT ON MY HEAD and continued playing on his iPad. I taught him how to dial 999 that day. 12:59 PM · May 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,713 Retweets 215 Quote Tweets 27.8K Likes

Funny Parenting Tweets That Hit Way Too Hard

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Jessie @mommajessiec ... Welcome to parenthood. Sitting on the toilet? A child will be in to see you shortly. 7:47 PM · May 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 221 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 1,176 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (May 23, 2021)

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Reddit thread about teachers and family secrets | thumbnail text - r/AskReddit · Posted by u/Curzon88 20 hours ago 2 6 2 3 E 4 [NSFW] Teachers, what are some family secrets you know about people because their kids told you?

Teachers Expose Family Secrets Which Their Students Revealed To Them

Kids are the new Gossip Girl
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funny tweets from sarcastic moms who are done with parenting | thumbnail Katie Didn't ... @Pork_Chop_Hair [back at work after being a stay-at-home parent for many years] Me: alright, before this meeting starts, I want everyone to go pee. I don't care if you don't feel it, you need to try. 5:53 PM · Jun 16, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 1,766 Retweets 70 Quote Tweets 10.5K Likes

Sarcastic Tweets From Moms Who Are Done With Parenting

Moms who have had it up to here
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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Me: I don't know how making meals that all the kids will eat could get any more difficult. Child: I am no longer eating any food that contains the letter "e." %3D 7:16 PM · May 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (May 11, 2021)

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