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Dad Trolled After Tweeting About His 'Smart' Home-Schooled Kids

Every parent thinks their children are the smartest, the cutest, and the overall best humans on the entire planet. And ironically, bragging parents are among the worst people on the entire planet and they all need to be shipped to an island somewhere where they can fight to the death over whose child can recite the alphabet backward before even being born. One father took to Twitter to brag about his children's intelligence, slam the public school system, and promote his new book. Needless to say, it didn't go down very well with other parents or teachers. Follow below to see how he was mercilessly trolled. 

dad trolled home school bragging twitter smart teacher kids | Adam Lane Smith @TheBrometheus My wife and never baby talk our kids use full sentences and wide vocabulary including complex words. My son is 3 and can carry full conversation. Adults at family gatherings are shocked at his social aptitude. My daughter isn't even 2 and she uses 4-syllable words.
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The Best Kids Quotes From Last Week (May 7, 2020)

Kids R The Best Screenwriters is back with more hilarious real quotes by real kids Created by the talented Assaf and Sarit Katz, who originally shared quotes from their own children on Facebook which turned into a wonderful page filled with honesty and hilarity.

And since you all liked the first list so much (for those who missed out before, you can find it here), we decided to treat you with even more quotes -- right here, right now!

If you're not following Kids R The Best Screenwriters on Facebook, you're missing out on the fun! If you have a kid who said something you think is worth sharing -- send it their way (via Facebook messenger) for a possible feature! 


kids quotes parenting funny lol facebook honesty true real life cute aww | IS JUST M? OR IS HOT HERE? Dad is changing lightbulb kitchen. Omar (3.5 Dad, why are changing? Dad lightbulb burnt out. Omar Mom cooked too? BY =Kids R best screenwriters REAL KIDS! QUOTES REAL | BY MommY, WHERE DO BATS COME boys jump around and bump into each other. Byron (6 Let's try not bump our butts against each other, because know coronavirus. Paul (5 But don't have coronavirus doesn't come butts comes bats. EKids
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Funny Tweets About The Reality Of Parenting Teenagers

All stages of parenting are hard. When your kids are newborns, you don't sleep and when the 'terrible twos' hit, you have to deal with tantrums all day. But when they reach the teenage stage, well, that's a whole new ball game of difficult. Those teenage hormones will control your life and there's absolutely no telling how it will go. These parents describe just how difficult and frustrating it is being the parents of teenagers and how nobody can be prepared for it however hard they try.

funny tweets teenagers parents fail twitter | Steve Olivas @steveolivas At airport. Just kissed 13yo son on his forehead. He reacted like Dracula getting impaled by wooden stake.
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (May 3rd, 2020)

Every week we bring you the funniest parenting tweets we saw on Twitter because nothing is funnier than frustrated parents. Enjoy!

Funniest parenting tweets | Brian Kieffer @bckietter My 7 y.o. put on a suit for his class Zoom this morning. My wife told me I needed to go see it so I popped my head in to grab a pic. He was concerned I was going to interrupt him and flashed me the I'm on a call hand signal. It took everything I have not to bust out laughing.
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32 Parenting Memes That Hit You Where It Hurts -- The Truth

Parents, you the real MVP. Kids are more than a handful, and we salute all the parents out there who are dealing with this 24/7. 

Parents of world, this one it for you! 

parenting kids funny memes | baby looking at their reflection do Don't let anyone tell s bedtime | lion and cub my kid trots into my room after put him back into his bed 9th time @stamfordmommy
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Parents' Nonstop Petty Negotiations With Kids (Tweets)

And when we say nonstop, we mean nonstop. Trade lawyer, @scottlincicome, tweeted "Nobody tells you parenthood is basically an infinite series of petty negotiations," and it struck a chord in many parents who then shared their own recent petty negotiations with their kids.

funny tweets parenting kids | Jacob Nosal Follow @JacobNosal Replying scottlincicome my son turned 2 found out do fact, negotiate with terrorists. 4:43 PM 8 Jul 2019
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Justin Timberlake Finding 24-Hour Parenting Hard, But Receives Little Sympathy

Justin Timberlake was recently interviewed on SiriusXM's "The Morning Mash Up" about how quarantine has affected his family life. The singer and his wife Jessica Biel, have moved to a house in Montana with their 5-year-old son Silas, to protect themselves from coronavirus. His reply to the inquiry was "We're mostly commiserating over the fact that just 24-hour parenting is just not human" and as you can imagine, it was met with some less-than-favorable responses from the internet. People were pretty upset that the star, who has an estimated net worth of $250 million, was finding it hard to be quarantined with one child in a huge house surrounded by beautiful and scenic natural views. Some jumped to his defense, but most were livid. Here's how it went down. 

justin timberlake parenting twitter quarantine coronavirus COVID-19 funny tweets isolation sympathy | krp @KayArePea Replying 1followernodad parenting toddler by myself, trying simultaneously do and work home, and somehow expected hold together while my income cut by 75 sincerely want them both punched face immediately.
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (April 12, 2020)

Every week we bring you the funniest parenting tweets we saw on Twitter because nothing is funnier than frustrated parents. Enjoy!

Funniest parenting tweets | Simon Holland @simoncholland So don't go restaurants, kids aren't signed up anything, and are just staying home during spring break? Sounds like my childhood. 3:11 pm 7 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 527 Retweets 3.5K Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 15, 2020)

Every week we bring you the funniest parenting tweets we saw on Twitter because nothing is funnier than frustrated parents. Enjoy

Funny parenting tweets | Simon Holland @simoncholland No one is full more false hope than parent making colorful daily schedule their kids during Covid- 19 quarantine. 3:55 am 14 Mar 2020 Twitter iPhone 294 Retweets 2.3K Likes
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Funny Tweets From Parents Amid Coronavirus Confusion

Coronavirus is causing life as we know it to come to a standstill. Toilet paper is sold out everywhere, hand sanitizer is a commodity and hanging out with other humans is basically a big no-no. Kids aren't just at risk of spreading the virus, but also misinformation about the pandemic too, as playground chatter becomes fear-mongering rumors. Not only that but with the imminent threat of schools closing, kids could be stuck at home indefinitely and as you might have guessed, most parents aren't too happy about it. Here are some tweets from parents that show just how sick of coronavirus they are. 

parenting tweets coronavirus funny twitter kids | Nick Turner @NewsyNick 9-year-old said she heard cornavirus made up by adults trick kids into washing their hands asked who told her this and she said kid at school Now just pray this kid doesn't know post Twitter thread.
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 1st, 2020)

Every week we bring you the funniest parenting tweets we saw on Twitter because nothing is funnier than frustrated parents. Enjoy

Funniest parenting tweets | Simon Holland @simoncholland Stop assuming all toddlers want give high five. 3:07 pm 20 Feb 2020 Twitter iPhone 161 Retweets 1.1K Likes
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Parents Share Questions From Their Toddlers That Even Google Couldn't Answer

"But why?" is a question that all parents dread. Usually, it's because they don't know the answers and don't want their kid to know, but sometimes it's because there is just no answer. Reddit asked parents of the internet for the "why?" questions their toddlers have thrown at them that even Google couldn't answer and some of them are truly unanswerable. Check them out below. 

askreddit question kids parents toddler parenting fail google why reddit thread parenting frustrating | DaddyGamer1984 4.1k points 4 days ago "Whats smell colour nine?"
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