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parents recall the creepiest things their kids have ever done | thumbnail text - Niteryder007 · 1d My 12 year old will occasionally scream while sleeping. It makes your hair stand up when you get woke from a deep sleep. I have also woken up in the middle of the night to see him standing right next to my bed. Sometimes just facing the wall or staring at me. He is always "sleep walking" and I can escort him back to bed. Trouble is, I never know how long he has been up. He never remembers any of it

Parents Recall The Creepy And Disturbing Things Their Kids Have Done

Kids can be far from innocent

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Blue Berrymore @BerrymoreBlue ... Me before kids: "I will feed my children only nutritious foods, never speak harshly to them, and limit screen time." Me after kids (Screaming): "Eat your freaking happy meals so you can watch your damn movie!!" 10:41 PM · Jul 12, 2021 · Twitter for Android 138 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 377 Likes

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funniest parenting tweets we saw this week - thumbnail | Text - Anna ... @AnnaDoesntWant2 The craziest thing about being a mom is how we'll make friends with anyone who lives near us and has kids the same age. You just killed a lady and turned her hair into a wig for your grandma? No thanks. Wait, did you say your kid is 3? Mine too! Come for dinner on Friday at 5:00? 7:45 PM Jul 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 42 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 238 Likes

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Controlling Grandma Bleaches Granddaughter's Hair Without Asking Her Mom| thumbnail text -

Controlling Grandma Bleaches Granddaughter's Hair Without Asking Her Mom

It's the lack of consent for us

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Man Angry At Wife After She Says No To His BFF Moving In With Them And Their Newborn| thumbnail text -

Man Angry At Wife After She Says No To His BFF Moving In With Them And Their Newborn

Maybe wait until you don't have a newborn on your hands

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people reveal their mom's most iconic catchphrases | thumbnail text - calinaxoxo · 2y "Are you drinking enough water?" Headache? Drink more water. Upset stomach? Drink water. Bad grades? You need more water. Bone protruding from your knee? Drink some water, you'll be fine.

People Reveal Their Mom's Iconic Catchphrases

Mom wisdom is unparalleled

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Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners | thumbnail text - Оpal @PamCamp60217334 Replying to @JessicaValenti When I turned 40 I wanted to go blonde. Unfortunately my brunette hair didnt take it well. When my 8 YO daughter got off the bus that day the first thing she said was "I hope you can wash that out". 11:32 PM · Jan 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners

Truth from the mouth of babes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy ... Tonight our 4 year old ate his dinner in a record time of 4 hours 27 minutes 9:57 PM · Jun 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 42 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 663 Likes

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Jealous Woman Angry With BF For Keeping Healthy Relationship With Ex-Step-Daughter| thumbnail text - Posted by u/qwrrtyuiopasdfgjl 7 hours ago AITA for including my ex's daughter in my life(sleepovers, vacation, etc)?

Jealous Woman Angry With BF For Keeping Healthy Relationship With Ex-Step-Daughter

Insecurity is not a cute look

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sarcastic tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad I'm just hoping my toddler goes to sleep before his 30th birthday 1:53 AM · Jun 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 129 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 703 Likes

Parents Who Are Fed Up Of Their Kids And Totally Done With Parenting

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Savage Truth Bombs Every Parent Wishes They Could Say About Their Kids | thumbnail text - Marcy G @BunAndLeggings Being a stay at home parent can be lonely and frustrating because the only people you get to talk to all day poop their pants and are complete assholes. 1:13 AM · Aug 6, 2019 · Twitter for Android 153 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 998 Likes

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Delusional Mom Fuming When Kids Won't Celebrate Father's Day With Jerk Step-Dad| thumbnail text - r/AmltheAsshole u/ALoveyCola • 19h 2 4 e1 3 1 7 AITA for telling my mom I am never sharing Father's Day again? Not the A-hole

Delusional Mom Fuming When Kids Won't Celebrate Father's Day With Jerk Step-Dad

Marriages don't bond families, love does

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Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week | Thumbnail text - NicholasG ... @Dad_At_Law So glad to be able to spend hard-earned money at restaurants again so my daughter can say things like, "This shrimp isn't as good as the popcorn shrimp at school. I think it has real shrimp in it." 3:49 PM · Jun 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 21 Retweets 45 Likes

Sarcastic Dads Who Are Done With Parenting

Have kids they said, it will be fun, they said

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Crazy Mom Ashamed Of Son's Vasectomy, Instead Tells People His Wife Is Infertile| thumbnail text - r/AmltheAsshole u/throwaway671209 · 3h 2 3 e 3 3 2 8 AITA for shaming my mother in law in front of the whole family for spreading lies about me?

Crazy Mom Ashamed Of Son's Vasectomy, Instead Tells People His Wife Is Infertile

Moms, but out

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Iconic Father's Day Tweets From Dads Who Deserve A Raise| thumbnail text - Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan My 4 yr old son gave me a hand made card for Father's Day. Maybe for Christmas l'll draw him a picture of some toys. 11:53 AM · Jun 20, 2010 · Twitter Web Client 2.1K Retweets 3.2K Likes

Iconic Father's Day Tweets From Dads Who Deserve A Raise, Or At Least A Long Nap

A fifteen percent increase sounds about right, or 3 hours

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sarcastic tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - Katia Lévy ... @Frenchbiche What wine pairs well with a teenager who knows everything and is always right? 6:01 AM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 518 Retweets 334 Quote Tweets 8,920 Likes

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