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Funniest Marriage Tweets From This Week (Feb 1, 2022)| thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness My Wife: Don't look at your phone while driving Also my wife when l'm driving: What do you think of these earthy colored blankets? 7:32 PM · Jan 20, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Marriage Tweets From This Week (Feb 1, 2022)

Too funny not to laugh at
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Dad Tweets That Are Almost Too Accurate For Comfort| thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix ... @RodLacroix Child: I can't wait to be an adult. Me [sorting my bills by overdue dates]: yes it's fantastic 5:20 PM · 1/24/22 · Twitter Web App

Dad Tweets That Are Almost Too Accurate For Comfort

These dads get it
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Parenting Tweets That Accurately Depict The Consequences Of Procreation| thumbnail text - @IDontSpeakWhine Ways to make a teen roll their eyes: 1. Say, "Good morning" 2. Tell them you love them 3. Look at them 2:46 PM · 1/21/22 · Twitter for Android

Parenting Tweets That Accurately Depict The Consequences Of Procreation

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Emotionally Distant Parents Told Son His Whole Life That He Needed To Move Out ASAP| Thumbnail Text - Green - AITA for not moving back home with my parents? My (18M) parents planned on being a child free couple, but because of religious beliefs they kept me even if I was an unwanted pregnancy. I always knew that I would be expected to move out as soon as I reached 18 years old.

Emotionally Distant Parents Told Son His Whole Life That He Needed To Move Out ASAP

Now they come crawling back
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Helicopter Mom Refuses To Let Adult Daughter Drive Alone After 6PM| thumbnail text - r/AmltheAsshole u/throwRA_advice56 · 21h 1 1 1 1 AITA for not letting my daughter drive alone at night which led to her not talking to me?

Helicopter Mom Refuses To Let Adult Daughter Drive Alone After 6PM

Trust is a thing people
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Delusional Man Fuming After He Gets Kicked Out For Bringing 4 Children to Child-Free Wedding| Thumbnail text - r/AmltheAsshole u/Upper-AD46567 • 17h 3 7 9 2 e 5 AITA for having my husband's friend kicked out for bringing his 4 kids to my child-free wedding?

Delusional Man Fuming After He Gets Kicked Out For Bringing 4 Children to Child-Free Wedding

The audacity of some people
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twitter thread about child-free weddings | thumbnail text - Alise Morales @AliseNavidad Replying bryanyang one my aunts did full catholic wedding ceremony english and spanish like 10 and still think as one worst days my life. my little cousins left get mcdonalds but double-digits so had stay. horrific. 5:38 PM Jan 25, 2022 Twitter Web App

Parents And Non-Parents Alike Celebrate The Magic Of Child-Free Weddings (Twitter Thread)

Time to hit the open bar immediately
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aita post | thumbnail text - AITA cussing at lady at park 14M) recently took my sister (4F park close my house, she pretty excited go because her da

Entitled Mom Thinks Her Sons Have A Right To Play With Little Girl's Bike At Park Because 'She's Not Using It'

A mom who thinks her kids deserve more than other kids
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aita post | thumbnail text -AITA for snapping at this lady at the grocery store because of my son's crying? My son's (6 months) been cranky all morning because he's teething. I (27m) had to go grocery shopping and since it's just me taking care of him he came with me. Normally he's calm when I have him in his baby carrier because right now he just wants to be held by me but I forgot that at my mom's yesterday so went in with his stroller to the market.

Single Dad Snaps At Nosy Woman At Grocery Store For Telling Him How To Take Care Of His Baby

Some people don't know how to mind their own business
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Man Calls His Wife Selfish When She Isn't Able To Breastfeed| Thumbnail text - Posted by u/Throwaway60991 2 hours ago 3 AITA for meanly telling my husband to respect my decision to use formula?

Man Calls His Wife Selfish Because She Isn't Comfortable Breastfeeding

Hubby really needs to sit down
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funny tweets from sarcastic moms who are done with parenting | thumbnail Katie Didn't ... @Pork_Chop_Hair [back at work after being a stay-at-home parent for many years] Me: alright, before this meeting starts, I want everyone to go pee. I don't care if you don't feel it, you need to try. 5:53 PM · Jun 16, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 1,766 Retweets 70 Quote Tweets 10.5K Likes

Sarcastic Tweets From Moms Who Are Done With Parenting

Moms who have had it up to here
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relatable parenting memes for the parents who have had it up to here | thumbnail text - Me: be careful on that my kids: JACK ASS Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass Literally Anything: *exists* 3 Year Old: Give it to me.

Memes For Exhausted Parents Who Have Had It Up To Here

Have a kids they said. It will be fun, they said
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funny parenting memes relatable to anyone with kids | thumbnail text - when the doorbell rings in the middle of bathtime Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer Parenting hack: Tell much lamer bedtime stories than spouse so children will ask them instead every night.

Parenting Memes For The Exhausted Parents Out There

Parenting isn't always easy
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Ignorant Husband Tells Wife To Not ‘Expect Appreciation’ For Being A Stay At Home Mom| Thumbnail text - r/AmltheAsshole u/Particular-Willow-17 · 4h AITA for telling my wife that she should stop constantly expecting appreciation and just get on with her job of being a SAHM?

Ignorant Husband Tells Wife To Not ‘Expect Appreciation’ For Being A Stay At Home Mom

Never too late to divorce
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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Font - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... Just saw my toddler holding a pillow over the face of her teddy bear while whispering "night night". I'm worried for my safety. 8:19 PM Jan 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 103 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 600 Likes

Dad Tweets That Are A Hoot And A Half

The funny dads of Twitter
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dad creates funny list of all things you can do while holding a baby | thumbnail text - Eating "What parent can honestly say they've never eaten a crumb off their unsuspecting child's head? Especially if the kid is sleeping peacefully— it's a victimless crime. Plus, you're directly responsible for how clean your child is so the 5-second rule just got a whole lot of leeway."

Dad Creates Funny List Of How To Hack Basic Life Skills While Holding A Baby

Parenting hacks 101
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