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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Sarcastic Tweets From Parents Who Are Done With Parenting

They say having kids is the most rewarding thing you can do. But when you haven't slept in three years, you have spit up in your hair, and you can't even go to the bathroom without a tiny human following you, it's easy to forget why you became a parent in the first place. To all the parents out there who are losing their minds, humor might be the only thing left that will preserve your sanity, and luckily, you aren't alone. The funny parents of Twitter use sarcasm, sass, and wit to get through the trials and tribulations of parenting, and they are here for you. Welcome to this week's funniest parenting tweets, which will make you laugh, relate or roll your eyes.




funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - That Mom Tho ... @mom_tho my kid can't remember where her shoes are but remembers that 13 months ago i said maybe i would take her to see micky mouse for her fifth birthday which is of course in two weeks and of course we are not going 4:17 PM · Jun 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 94 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 822 Likes
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Tweets From People As Single As A Sour Cream and Onion Pringle

Dating this past year has been... interesting. Basically, anyone who has attempted it while keeping up with regulations deserves an award and free therapy as an added bonus. But let's be real, for some of this year didn't really change our motivation to go out there and find people to date at all, we've never been that b*tch.

For anyone who being single has basically become their established brand, these Tweets are for you.

Tweets From People As Single As A Sour Cream and Onion Pringle| thumbnail text - J Murch @J_murch25 I'm sorry for roasting you I was trying to flirt 7:48 PM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,627 Retweets 298 Quote Tweets 9,426 Likes
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Common Female Scenarios That No One Talks About But Should

Being a woman is a true blessing and we are indeed the fairer sex. In fact, I like to think of women as a tribe who more or less all experience the same stuff, have variations of the same weird quirks, and who have the same crazy thoughts. But for some reason, we don't share these occurrences with each other, and often we're left feeling like we are the only one who is experiencing it. Well, these tweets will make you feel a whole lot better about all the stuff that goes on in your head and will reassure you that you're not alone in your female craziness awesomeness! 

women tweet about relatable female scenarios - tweet about woman's ex's new girlfriend liking and unliking one of her pics from a year ago | Hana @ohanabaig my ex couple years ago has new girlfriend and she liked and unliked one my pics year ago and if youre out there just want know its ok happens best us good luck out there 7:56 AM Mar 5, 2019 Twitter Android 11.3K Retweets 141.6K Likes | Hana @ohanabaig my ex couple years ago has new girlfriend and she liked and unliked one my pics year ago an
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'Walk Of Shame' Tweets Prove It's Nothing To Be Ashamed About

The infamous walk of shame has become a staple in American pop culture. These days, some people on Twitter have been calling it "the stride of pride," claiming that getting D last night is nothing to be ashamed about. But the walk of shame often has nothing to do with sex. They could just be related to the many shameful moments in people's lives. We documented this week's most clever tweets about the walk of shame, including sex-related tweets, and tweets that have literally nothing to do with sex. 

Funny walk of shame tweets | thumbnail text - lina ... @leenski_32 Can't be a walk of shame if it's Pride Month 5:06 PM · Jun 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Capturing The Trials And Tribulations Of Love

Being in love is the best thing in the world. Finding that person to be your rock, best friend, and lover is difficult, but once you find them, you're golden. Apart from the fights, of course. Those are sh*t. But then again, so is spooning yourself to sleep—or so we've heard. But whatever your situation, you have to laugh about it, right? Luckily, these brutally honest relationship tweets will make you giggle like no other. And if you're into these tweets, check out our last week's list as well.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Shade 5 ... @Shade510 Wife: Do you want me to help you? Marriage Translation: Would you like me to tell you what you're doing wrong? 1:26 AM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 125 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 403 Likes
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Memes That Made Us Say 'Ye' For Kanye's 44th Birthday

Say what you will about Kanye, he has definitely made some questionable comments and posted some disturbing things online, but one thing is clear, that man sure knows how to entertain. Can you imagine him having any other kind of profession? He was put on this Earth to make art, and then also to randomly insert himself into the political sphere from time to time. But that's how our boy keeps us on our toes.

Happy Birthday, Birthday Kanye, thank you for the memes — sorry about the divorce.

Memes That Made Us Say 'Ye' For Kanye's 44th Birthday| Thumbnail text - Kanye look like the type of kid to argue with the teacher and bring up the teachers divorce
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Tweets About Cringy Mansplaining Which Are Almost Too Painful To Read

Mansplaining has been around for centuries, if not millenniums. You can bet that cavemen mansplained to cavewomen how to build a fire whilst they were already doing it to cook food every day. Corrective dysfunction is nothing new, the only difference is that today people actually get called out for vomiting out complete nonsense when literally nobody asked. It honestly never gets old to see people putting mansplainers on blast every day on Twitter. In terms of calling men out on their BS, we've come so far, and it so inspiring we could cry.

Tweets About Cringy Mansplaining Which Are Almost Too Painful To Read| thumbnail text - Mrs K ... @one_mrs_k Hello, I want to report a murder. My 23 yr old son has just tried to mansplain how the dishwasher works. 5:18 PM · Jun 2, 2021 · Twitter for Android 8 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 347 Likes
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Most Savage 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets From This Week

Sometimes a woman needs to vent about any and all men who happen to be in her life. Whether it's privately to her friends or publically on social media, releasing pent-up frustration can be a cathartic experience, and we'd highly recommend it. What better place to do that venting than on Twitter, which has taken over from the school playground as the home of roasting battles. Welcome to the virtual playground, where women roast men with zero mercy, paying homage to the adage, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned... on Twitter.




most savage women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Alyssa Schoener @alyssa_schoener ... Sometimes his lies are so extravagant that I have to forgive him. Not because I believe him but because l'm impressed by the effort. 7:39 PM · Jun 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 110 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 1,873 Likes
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Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting

Parenting is a Herculean task and not one for the weak-willed. Continuously making sure your kids are fed, clothed, bathed, and occupied can get pretty exhausting and make you want to throw in the towel. Unfortunately, that's not really an option, and so you have to keep on going— at least until your kids are 18. To the dads who do manage to keep up the parenting gig, we salute you. Because as much stick as we give dads, they can be pretty funny, so here's our Twitter tribute to them. The funniest dad tweets we found this week are a great dose of dad humor for when you need a pick me up. And last week's funny dad tweets are pretty good too!

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - jon drake @DrakeGatsby ... Imagine raising a child, staying up countless nights with them, sacrificing for them and then on Father's Day they get you a tie with a fish on it 10:08 PM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 30 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 522 Likes
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A Batch Of Awkward Tweets About Dreaded Gynecologist Appointments

We're not sure what's the more dreaded doctor's appointment - the dentist or the gyno. For the sake of this post, we're gonna go with gyno (although the verdict is still out). The women of Twitter aren't shy about the woes of having to endure the gyno, sharing oddly specific things about their appointments on a weekly basis. Scroll down to see what we mean, and good luck at your next gyno appointment! 

Tweets about gynecologist appointments | thumbnail text - Julia Gallimore ... @julia_gall_ *at a gyno apt* Nurse: "Are you having any breast issues?" Me: "Yeah, they're not big enough." 7:10 PM · Oct 22, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women Who Have More Sass Than Sense

Everyone knows that women are funnier than men; we don't need to convince you. But just in case you forget this blindingly obvious fact, we like to remind you each week by compiling a list of some of the funniest women's tweets we came across. Funny women tweets are gifts that keep on giving and a reminder that women are f*cking hilarious. Twitteris the perfect platform for funny women to show off their talents, whether they're ranting about men, relationships, kids, and everything in between. Scroll through this week's funny dose of women, and then check out last week's in case you missed them.




funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Tiff @its_me_your_mom Pinterest girls be like: I'm getting married in a barn but the barn is made of reclaimed barn wood from a different barn 3:39 PM · Jun 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,615 Retweets 61 Quote Tweets 32.7K Likes
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Funniest Tweets About Marriage We Saw Last Month

Marriage is a total dream until your significant other is driving you so crazy that you rue the day you ever met them. Sometimes it feels like that day is every day and sometimes it doesn't, but let's be honest: marriage bliss can often feel like one big scam. So if you're married, you'll relate to these tweets which sum up the marriage journey pretty succinctly. And here are some more funny relationship tweets when you want some more. 

funniest tweets about marriage we saw last week | thumbnail Font - Dan Regan @Social_Mime ... Marriage teaches you new things, like there's a wrong way to open curtains. 5:30 PM · May 31, 2021 · Twitter for Android 99 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 487 Likes
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Funny Twitter Thread Poking Fun At How Some Men Apologize

A sincere apology means owning your mistake, acknowledging what you did wrong, and putting plans in place to ensure it doesn't happen again. This is the best way for the person you've wronged to see how sincere you are and to be able to trust you again. But some people aren't very good at apologizing, especially men. Twitter user @aj_fairley tweeted, "Apologize like a man...GOOOO" and the results from women are golden. Let's just say that the women of Twitter aren't too impressed with the apology skills (or lack thereof) of the men in their lives. Check out their hilariously relatable responses below.





funny texts about men apologizing Text - Lemon of Lime @EMaietta Replying to @aj_fairley *pretends nothing happened* Oh, you're still mad? I thought we were past that
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This Week's Painfully Accurate Adulting Tweets

Being a strong, independent female adult is all fun and games, until all the bills, responsibilities, and lack of sleep pile one after another. After non-stop adulting the past couple of weeks, we've personally had enough. We called up the adulting hotline, and unfortunately, there's no way to cancel our subscription. Seriously garbage customer service. Because there's no way of ever getting out of adulting, the people of Twitter are non-stop complaining about it. Scroll down for this week's tweets about the hot mess that is adulting. 

Funny adulting tweets | thumbnail text - Iris @_kweenini i swear adulting is just doing the laundry nonstop 7:56 AM · Jun 6, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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This Week's Batch Of 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets

Who you live with is no joke. Home is where the heart is, but not if you're sharing your home with a total psycho. The psycho roommates of Twitter are back for another week of making their roomies' lives a living hell, and we're ready with all the popcorn we need for this week's batch of entertainment tweets. Let the tweets below serve as cautionary tales for the next time you're looking for your roomies. Adulting is hard enough as is. You don't need to add more unnecessary drama into your life. May all the lovely roomies be bestowed upon you in the future. 

Psycho roommate tweets | thumbnail text - Taylor Karrh @TaylorKarrh UPDATE: My roommate moved out and took the comforter with him. Taylor Karrh @ TaylorKarrh · Oct 13, 2020 My new roommate took one of my comforters out of storage, washed it, and started using it on his bed without asking me. How should I feel about this? 1:32 AM · Jun 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Grindr Convos Which Are Only Funny When It Happens To Someone Else

You may not be on Grindr, but you definitely don't have to be a part of the LGBTQ+ community to understand the raw awfulness that can come from dating apps. Yes, of course, it all works out sometimes, but we're not here to talk about that. That would be a hella boring listicle. We're here to get thoroughly entertained by these hilarious Grindr convos. Let's have a moment of silence for all of our single friends, queer or not, who risk their sanity every day by using these dating apps. You are seen, you are loved, please continueshare more of these iconic moments.

Grindr Screenshots Which Are Hilariously Awful, But Painfully Relatable| thumbnail text - You look the same you do on Twitter 7:02 PM Lol thank you 7:02 PM Is that a good thing 7:06 PM It's open to interpretation
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