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The Weirdest Cheating Excuses Women Got From Their (Now Ex) Boyfriends

Judging by one thread based off of a tweet which posed the question, "What's the funniest excuse for cheating someone has given you?" there are a LOT of morons out there.

excuses for cheating | tweet by that1mum funniest excuse cheating someone has given go. My ex told he cheated on because had driving phobia
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Guaranteed to make you laugh, cry or both. Just in case you have missed our previous list, here's a link.

funny relationship tweets | tweet by monst1ace Girls are shit with birthday gifts hint Rolex all year she'll turn up with jar 's filled with 22 things she loves about lol
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Heard On A Plane: Odd Things People Have Overheard

Flying is grand, isn't it? 

Well, the idea of flying somewhere is grand, the execution....not so much. Unless you're wealthy and can afford anything more than economy, then we're sure flying is always fun for you. But you are not allowed to talk to us. Ever. 

The rest of us, the economy crew, we're basically stuffed in like sardines -- breathing in all of each others germs, stenches and whatnot. And there is no escape. 

There is no "you" anymore, you have all become one and you overhear some weird/dumb things that'll have you thinking, "I'm sorry... what??".

These are just a few of overheard things on a plane: 


funny airplane overheard tweets | tweet by milehighinheels So where are headed funny because obviously they're on the same plane and headed to the same destination
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Anxiety Mixed With Humor: Funny Tweets About Going To The Dentist

The fear, the anxiety, the flossing problems, the drilling woes...Here are hilarious tweets to sum up your visits to the dentist. 

Dentist memes | tweet by Anna Kendrick I get the same feeling at the dentist that I get when a cop car is behind me; I haven't done anything wrong, but I feel incredibly guilty.
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Parents Share Spoiler-Free Tweets About Frozen 2

Parents are sharing their thoughts and experience about the phenomenon film sequel "Frozen 2," on Twitter. 

And honestly, kudos to them for handling the insane obsession that is "Frozen." If you're a parent, we're more than sure you'll relate to these tweets. And if not, let's just say we got it easy... for now. 

Here are 25 of the funnies and most relatable tweets about "Frozen 2."

frozen 2 funny tweets | tweet by RandiLawson Will understand Frozen 2 if only seen Frozen 86 times past 4 months
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Forty-Four Examples of Men Writing Women And Not Doing A Good Job

44 examples of men now knowing what they are doing when writing about women and/or female characters.

Gentlemen, please, write with your pens, not your penis. 

And here is another forty-nine examples of the same type of mistakes in writing


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Tweets About Things That Should Not Exist (14 Tweets)

That darn middle seat. We get it, you need to make room for more passengers and make more money... but for the love of all that is holy -- the middle seat is simply the worst thing. 

At least, to us. 

What are some #ThingsThatShouldNotExist you would add to the list below? 

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That's not how any of this works, fellas

33 examples of men writing about women and not getting it right. Not at all.

And here are another forty four examples of more bad ways men wrote about women.

Examples of men writing women very badly and accurately
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (December 2nd, 2019)

Every week, we bring you the funniest tweets written by women this week. Because there are some jokes that only women can tell... Enjoy!

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People Use 'Viral Flight-Attendant Meme', To Make Fun Of Their Own Career Choices

Twitter product manager, Laura Gao, took over twitter feed this weekend with her viral imaginary script of her and her unpleased dad flying together when there's a medical emergency on the plane. People loved it and used the meme as Gao intended—to talk about themselves and what they do.  


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