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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (July 8, 2020)

Men and women both put up with a lot of sh*t from each other. Each one thinks the other is more annoying, but come on, let's be honest... men are a LITTLE bit more annoying than women. Ok fine, a lot more annoying. There, I said it. And so did these women. They just put it more succinctly in a tweet. Scroll through this week's best 'women roasting men' Tweets and see how many of these you find relatable. It can't just be me...

funny tweets of women roasting men - cover pic men miss anniversaries and birthdays but NEVER miss an insta models bikini pic
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Father Of Four Daughters Tweets Their Funny Conversations

Being a parent isn't easy, but when you're a father of four daughters, you've certainly got your work cut out for you. Kids are cheeky, rude, and playful but sometimes they leave you stumped, not knowing what to say. Being a parent isn't easy for anyone, but when you're a father of four daughters, you've certainly got your work cut out for you. James Breakwell - said father of four girls has tweeted the funny conversations he has with his kids and they're hilariously relatable for anyone who has ever been a parent of young children. 

funny tweets from father of four daughters - cover photo conversation between father and four year old | James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn did just catch doing? 6-year-old: Jumping on bed Why is bad? 6: Because were looking. 9:03 PM Jun 18, 2020 Twitter Android
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Funniest Masturbation Tweets From Women

Masturbation - it's awkward to talk about, but it's something we all do, so I say let's normalize it! Why is it that society accepts talk about men pleasuring themselves, but not women? Well, these women are changing that narrative, and are tweeting about what gets them going, what turns them off and everything in between. Enjoy!

funny tweets by women about masturbation - cover image about masturbating to Ryan Gosling in the movie theater | Anna Kendrick @Annakendrick47 Ugh NEVER going Ryan Gosling movie theater again. Apparently masturbating back row is still considered inappropriate
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Twitter Users Try Guessing What Inventors Were Thinking

We take it as a given that most things are the way they are simply because that's the way it's always been, but the reality is, everything was either invented or discovered by someone at some point in time. Where it's toast, constellations, or the toilet plunger, it's fascinating to be inside the mind of someone who saw a need for something and invented it and these Twitter users are desperately trying to figure it out for themselves.

Tweet saying GUY WHO INVENTED STEW: I wish this plate of meat and vegetables was damp
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (July 6th , 2020)

The ladies of Twitter never fail to make us laugh over their brilliant wisdom. 

Every week, we round up some of the funniest jokes written by women and this week is no exception. 

You can also visit our past collection if you're in the right mood.  


Funny women tweets | brooke miller @buhrooke This is first year l'm not going Fiji because COVID-19. Normally do not go because am poor. 10:21 pm 26 Jun 2020 Twitter iPhone 154.6K Retweets 991.1K Likes >
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People's Stories Of Objections During Wedding Ceremonies

Wedding dramas are some of the best kinds of dramas. We know, we know, we shouldn't take pleasure from something ruining the happiest day of the happy couple's lives, but some things are too good not to share. Writer Elan Gale asked his followers on Twitter for real stories of people who witnessed objections made during wedding ceremonies and the replies were truly comical. Check them out and cringe!

tweet of bride's sister objecting to wedding because she was pregnant with the groom's baby | kc @k_swizzler93 Replying theyearofelan yes bride's sister objected by saying she pregnant. by groom year later groom married said sister. 2:30 AM Mar 18, 2020 Twitter iPhone >
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 5th, 2020)

Parenting is hard work. 

Luckily, there are always some experienced (and funny ) moms and dads who are tweeting how they handle their everyday struggles so that beginners will know what to expect. 

Or at least amuse them while they're drowning in diapers.



Funniest parenting tweets | Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Self-confidence is my four year old asking turn off ceiling fan so he can show high he jumps. 4:40 pm 1 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 253 Retweets 1.7K Likes >
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Questions Women Want Men To Answer Already

Men and women have many differences that both genders will never understand. They say that the only way you'll get an answer is to just ask and that's exactly what these women are doing: they're asking men the big questions and they want the answers! Any men who are reading this, do you have the clarification these women so desperately need?

women tweet questions they want men to answer - cover photo why do men message so many times when you don't reply | smalls @loveydoveysteph why..do continue message u over and over u did not reply first 68 times? someone pls explain 1:32 AM Jun 30, 2020 Twitter iPhone
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past The First Half of 2020

Everyone knows that marriage has its ups, its downs, and its in-betweens.

The past six months have been very intense as far as relationships when couples were forced to being together all day. Every day. 

But luckily for us and as you can see from the following tweets, they did not lose their sense of humor at all. 

So here are the funniest relationship tweets of 2020 (so far), guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, or both.


Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past The First Half of 2020 | kat @ratmobbs hate this pandemic if wanted waste my early 20s would have gotten married 2:17 am 1 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 111.5K Retweets 485.4K Likes >
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Tweets Of People Disrespecting How Americans Eat Vegemite

Vegemite, the Australian version of Marmite, is an acquired taste, which not everyone has. Australians are very protective of their precious spread and take offense at the way Americans eat it, as they make pretty clear in these tweets. If there's one thing Aussies are passionate about, it's clearly Vegemite. We don't know why, because it's gross...

tweets from people mocking the way americans eat vegemite - cover photo making fun of americans eating vegemite on a spoon | savanna calton @savannacalton hate Americans try vegemite first time. They always put on spoon straight up, and say "Ew 's so salty does anyone eat and like UM know else is salty: SALT but dont go eating on giant spoon IRRESPONSIBLE
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Tweets That Would Be Nonsense In 2019 But Make Sense In 2020

2020 has been quite a year, to say the least, and everyone has had to adjust to new realities. One thing that is for sure, is that we're saying things now that would have made no sense if we'd have said them in 2019, which goes to show how much things can change in six months. Check out these tweets about things we might have said in the past six months, that had we said them back in 2019 (which seems so long ago), people would have looked at us like we were crazy. 

tweets that would make no sense in 2019 but make sense in 2020 - cover photo pre schooler zoom meeting | Quaran-Teacher Mom @funnymomlife Replying adamgreattweet and @Divergentmama "Hey got go. My preschooler has Zoom meeting few minutes
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Common Female Scenarios That No One Talks About

Being a woman is a true blessing and we are indeed the fairer sex. In fact, I like to think of women as a tribe who more or less all experience the same stuff, have variations of the same weird quirks, and who have the same crazy thoughts. But for some reason, we don't share these occurrences with each other, and often we're left feeling like we are the only one who is experiencing it. Well, these tweets will make you feel a whole lot better about all the stuff that goes on in your head and will reassure you that you're not alone in your female craziness awesomeness! 

women tweet about relatable female scenarios - tweet about woman's ex's new girlfriend liking and unliking one of her pics from a year ago | Hana @ohanabaig my ex couple years ago has new girlfriend and she liked and unliked one my pics year ago and if youre out there just want know its ok happens best us good luck out there 7:56 AM Mar 5, 2019 Twitter Android 11.3K Retweets 141.6K Likes | Hana @ohanabaig my ex couple years ago has new girlfriend and she liked and unliked one my pics year ago an
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Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets Of 2020 (So Far)

Through all the trials and tribulations we've endured so far in 2020, women have continued to ruthlessly roast men on Twitter

Whether it's describing how annoying men have been during coronavirus lockdown, or just how irritating they are generally, women are not backing down in expressing how they feel. With mothers, wives, girlfriends, and single ladies all sharing their gripes with the male population, sh*t is going down. We thought we'd compile the funniest tweets of women roasting men from the first half of 2020 for your perusal, and to get you in the mood for the inevitable roasting that will come in the second half of 2020. Men, watch. Your. Backs. 

funny tweets of women roasting men cover photo tweet of woman roasting men in relationships | bellsammy bellsammy My last relationship taught this: An adult man will cry, punch wall, and have mental breakdown front and still be FUCKIN LYING about shit. Bro need therapy, not girlfriend
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women in 2020 (So Far)

2020 is almost over...Well, not exactly, but it's always good to keep your hopes high. 

The first six months of this year have been weird and chaotic but it's still a great time to look back at all the funny (and less funny) things that happened and relive them all over again. 

In spite of everything, a lot of funny things happened this year, and a lot of them happened to women on Twitter. 

Here are the funniest tweets by women from 2020 (so far). 

Funniest Tweets written by women in 2020 | secular angel @mixedmediapaper admire babies dont want hold something anymore they just drop 5:33 pm 11 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 146.2K Retweets 854.2K Likes >
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Funniest Parenting Tweets So Far From 2020

So...uh...2020's been a very looooooong year, huh? 

Especially for parents.

Let's see...they had to deal with lockdown, homeschooling, ruined summer plans...And it's STILL (somehow) only June. 

We've gathered some of the funniest jokes parents tweeted starting in January 2020, when they were still all excited about this new year. 

Six more months to go, y'all. Hang in there. 

Funniest Parenting tweets of 2020 | abena _fatcheeks If my kids ever tell they're BORED Imma hit them with" Back 2020 10:53 pm 11 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 99.8K Retweets 422.5K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

The best way to distract yourself from the constant issues in your romantic life is to deal with each arising issue with humor. 

Laughing at your own misery can be quite therapeutical and it really helps you deal with almost everything in life.

 It's Friday again and we have some relationship tweets that hilariously sum up what it's like to be in one... 

Relationship tweets | Maddy @madelinesmoth men sit there unmoisturized empty stomach missing toenail and are like think will critique this girl's appearance 9:23 pm 19 Jun 2020 Twitter iPhone 86.4K Retweets 507.8K Likes >
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