funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 26, 2020)

It's Sunday and that means one thing only...Exhausted parents tweeting the funniest things about their daily life with kids. 

Or as one of the parents brilliantly described it: "You think you are in charge of your house until your kid gets out of bed and you panic and hide the ice cream you are eating". On point. 

We have some more if you like.

 

Parenting tweet written by a mom who can't stand hearing the word "Again" from her toddler | Molly McNearney @mollymcnearney l'd rather hear my toddler say F-word than "Again
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Metro UK Try (And Fail) To Spend Net Worth Of Jeff Bezos, Founder Of Amazon - Twitter Thread

Being super-wealthy (and we're talking Jeff Bezos the founder of Amazon kind of wealthy), has its perks - the most obvious being that you can buy whatever you want, whenever you want. But one of the lesser-known hardships of being one of the richest men in the world is that it's actually harder than you think to spend that sort of money. A hilarious Twitter thread by Metro UK shows just how difficult it is to spend Bezos' net worth, which happens to be $189.3 billion. Read on and laugh, and be grateful that you don't have such a struggle in your life...



tweets about the Metro UK challenging themselves to spend Jeff Bezos' net worth | Amazon founder Jeff Bezos records yesterday as saw the largest ever growth in wealth in day. mogul a whopping $13 billion dollars in 24 hours. bringing his net worth to S 189.3 bdlbn. THREAD) | We still have a lot to spend. So how can dent this obscene sum? Jeff needs a fighter jet, because what billionaire CEO doesn't need a small army at his disposal. Ten F-22 Raptors. That should do it. $1.4 billion.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Love and humor go together like peanut butter and jelly. 

That's probably the real secret for good long-lasting relationships. 

Enjoy these relationship tweets as we think they are pretty dang funny.  

Craving for more? check out our last week's list too

Funniest relationship tweets | Jodi @jodixmaloneyx Why do boys ask wearing" as if sit around sexy lingerie all day? l'm my penguin onesie are wearing 6:43 pm 17 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 59.7K Retweets and comments 430.7K Likes >
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Tweets About The Realities Of Married Life

We're back with some more hilariously honest tweets about the reality of married life, and they're more relatable than ever! Between the arguments, the pettiness, and the ridiculous moments, our other halves can drive us crazy. But these Tweets show that there really is love when you look hard enough!

funny tweets about the reality of marriage - cover pic about finding a black thong in your bed, asking your husband, but it's a face mask | Mommy Owl @Lhlodder Just found black thong tucked inside my bedsheets knew didn't belong so alled my husband over ask wth is. So anyway funny story turns out thong looks lot like face mask.
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (July 22, 2020)

It's that time of the week again - when we collect the best "women roasting men" tweets from the week and put them all in one place for you to peruse at your pleasure. A time and place for all women to unite in how utterly annoying men can be. Come on, you know you love it!

funny tweets of women roasting men - Any time a guy on Tinder says he's "looking for something casual," I just send him a link to a Gap v-neck tee"
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (July 20, 2020)

Will all the funny ladies please stand up? When times are tough, there are two things you can always count on: Women and twitter.

Every week, we bring you the funniest tweets written by the funniest women and this week is no exception. 

If you're still craving for some more female humor, check out our earlier post once you're done with this list.


Funniest women tweets | crystal J @mendozur Jobs: NOW HIRING applies* Jobs: Not tho 2:02 am 11 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 97.1K Retweets and comments 522.1K Likes >
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 19, 2020)

Moms and dads who spread the joy of parenting on twitter are my favorite people on earth. 

They're exhausted, fed up and mostly, would appreciate a few more hours of sleep, please.

So shout out to those tired people who still make the effort of telling the world how parenting life is all about. 

We have some more if you like.    

Funny parenting tweets | t7 MumlnBits Retweeted Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78 Parenting, where one minute ready scream head off at one kids and very next minute crying at pictures they were younger. 4:15 am 18 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 279 Retweets and comments 1.1K Likes >
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Relationships are a long and sometimes bumpy road. But couples who can find some humor in the day-to-day annoyances, disagreements and quirks of married life are more likely to go the distance.

These brutally real relationship tweets will make you laugh like no other. 

If you're into more of these jokes, check out our last week's list as well. 


Funniest Relationship Tweets | James @CaucasianJames dudes dress up nicer golf than they do dates 8:52 pm 14 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 29.4K Retweets and comments 298.5K Likes >
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (July 15, 2020)

We all know that Twitter is a breeding ground for anyone and everyone to ruthlessly roast each other. And when it comes to women roasting men, no one is holding back. Here are the best Tweets we came across this week of women roasting men for all the world to see. Scroll through, laugh along with us and you may even get some inspiration to do some roasting of your own. 

funny tweets of women roasting men - cover pic BREAKING: ex boyfriend now dating girl he swore he followed "by accident" when we were together
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (July 13 , 2020)

If you're in need of a pick-me-up, then we've got a treat for you. 

We present to you our weekly collection of the funniest and wittiest recent Twitter posts made by women. 

If you're still craving for some more female Twitter humor, check out our earlier post when you're done with this list.

Funniest women tweets of the week | Heaven @HeavenSentMel Due Covid-19 will not shake hands or hug anymore may either Kneel or Bow 2:51 am 9 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 159.9K Retweets and comments 601.1K Likes >
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Children Of Strict Parents Tweet Their “Weirdest Rules” Growing Up

When you grow up, you assume that everything your parents say is true. After all, adults know everything, right? All those rules you had imposed on you that might have seemed slightly weird at the time, you just took as a given. It's only once you grow up and discuss them with other adults that you realize how fricken weird they were! A tweet asking people who had strict parents what the "weirdest rule they had growing up" was, has revealed some hilarious and weird practices that will either make you feel like you're not alone or be grateful that your parents weren't THIS weird! 

people tweet rules from strict parents growing up - cover pic tweet I could have action figures with no guns and no print on my tshirts | Kyle BLM @SpaceLeftEmpty Replying The_Dingus_Khan could have action figures but if they came with guns, all those went into trash. Absolutely no t-shirts with any kind print on them or name brand shoes because won't allow be walking billboard
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 13, 2020)

Parenting is both challenging and rewarding—and sometimes very, very funny.

Take these tweets from moms and dads, for example. 

While reading them, some of you may cry, laugh but most of all, feel like they were written about you. 

Don't forget to check our last week's list of parenting jokes, if you have missed it.  

  



Funniest parenting tweets | WTFDAD @daddydoubts Sure own kids are annoying, but have ever met other people's kids? 5:33 pm 4 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 241 Retweets and comments 1.2K Likes >
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Museums Battle Over Who Has The Best Butt Exhibit

Yorkshire Museum is famous for starting battles on Twitter between museums worldwide. It picks an obscure category, such as to find the world's creepiest exhibit, and museums everywhere compete to get their submission to the top. And now, they've held their latest Twitter battle, this time to find the world's best museum butt. Yes, you read that right. Museums across the globe have submitted their best butt exhibit and explained exactly why they think their entry should win. These tweets are entertaining, educational, and hilarious, so read through and decide whose butt you think is the best! 

Museums Battle on Twitter Over Who Has The Best Butt Exhibit - cover pic tweets of butts | Yorkshire Museum @YorkshireMuseum 'S TIME CURATORBATTLE Today's theme is #BestMuseumBum! This cracking Roman marble statuette depicts an athlete at peak fitness may have decorated town house one Eboracum's wealthier residents. Has someone taken bite out this BEAT MuseumBums | Dana Ardis @ZooLuki @Rainluvvr RT @DrJEBall clear winner BestMuseumBum is statue Aphrodite Kallipygos (lit Aphrodite beautiful butto
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More Familiar Female Scenarios Ladies Can All Relate To

Ladies, ladies, ladies! You know those weird situations you find yourselves in that make you wonder if they only happen to you? Like finding food in your bra, or wearing the same three items of clothing repeatedly because nothing else looks good? We're here to reassure you: it's not just you! These tweets from women are reassuringly familiar and make us realize that we're not alone in our crazy! 

relatable women tweets | Abby Heugel @AbbyHaslssues just got an extra 10 minutes resistance training trying take off my sports bra. O 613 1:09 AM Jan 12, 2018 152 people are talking about this
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Thankfully, the Internet has got us covered in the love department too, because saying 'I love you,' couldn't be easier than with a relationship tweet. So if you're looking for something to bring the fun back in your relationship, send this collection of relationship tweets to your significant other. 

Funniest relationship tweets | Uwa Toyin jaynnedoe Idk if im ready marriage man .imagine getting home after long day and someone starts talking 1:57 am 4 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 71.2K Retweets and comments 392K Likes >
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Satirical Twitter Thread About Why Babies Are Problematic

Today's society assumes that everyone wants to be a parent. And while many people do, there are plenty who don't and their rights and opinions are are equally as valid as those who do want kids. Someone started a hilarious Twitter thread listing all of the reasons why babies are problematic, which, although meant as a joke, does raise some points which those who choose not to have kids might use in support of their argument. Read through this funny thread and see how much you agree with the points! 

funny twitter thread on why babies are problematic - cover pic ash @ARTSHL3Y 3) they especially prey on women. women lose sleep, their own BODILY FLUIDS, and sanity all just these misogynists are still allowing and supporting this 7:00 PM May 9, 2019 Twitter iPhone
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