funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Sarcastic Tweets From Parents Who Are Totally Done With Parenting

If you're a parent, then congratulations on making another week of keeping your kids alive. Parenting is full of moments that make you want to laugh, cry, jump off a cliff, and everything in between. Unfortunately, no one hands out parenting medals. so Twitter is an excellent place to get the appreciation, empathy, and cheerleading that you need to keep you going for another week of parenting. Welcome to this week's funniest parenting tweets, which, as usual, are as relatable as they are hilarious. Oh, and here's last week's in case you missed them.




sarcastic tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - Katia Lévy ... @Frenchbiche What wine pairs well with a teenager who knows everything and is always right? 6:01 AM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 518 Retweets 334 Quote Tweets 8,920 Likes
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Awkward Moments Which Take 'Awkward' To A New Level

Life is full of awkward moments, so there's no need to go and embarrass yourself for no reason. But these people didn't get the memo, so they went ahead and did it anyway, and got shamed on the internet ruthlessly. Check out the cringe-worthy awkward moments these individuals got themselves into, which ended up benefiting you!

people who embarrassed themselves on the internet in really awkward moments | Text - If you were 32 weeks pregnant, and your spouse posts a meme in a private group that you're not in, that says "I only date antivaxxers because you only have to pay child support for 8 years instead of 18" What would your thoughts be? He says it's not about me
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People Reveal Objections During Wedding Ceremonies They Witnessed

Wedding dramas are some of the best kinds of dramas. We know, we know, we shouldn't take pleasure from something ruining the happiest day of the happy couple's lives, but some things are too good not to share. Writer Elan Gale asked his followers on Twitter for real stories of people who witnessed objections made during wedding ceremonies and the replies were truly comical. Check them out and cringe!

tweet of bride's sister objecting to wedding because she was pregnant with the groom's baby | kc @k_swizzler93 Replying theyearofelan yes bride's sister objected by saying she pregnant. by groom year later groom married said sister. 2:30 AM Mar 18, 2020 Twitter iPhone >
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More Old-Fashioned Ways To Find Love Without Dating Apps

Welcome to another week of Twitter poking fun of dating apps! This week, tweeting about old-fashioned ways to find love apart from dating apps is all the rage, with people referencing every pop culture reference from the past twenty years from High School Musical to Twilight. Even the Bible is mentioned in one of the hilarious tweets. We're absolutely loving this trend, and rounded up a couple of our favorite tweets below. Which is the most likely to work out for you? Let us know in the comments. 

Old-fashioned ways to find love instead of dating apps | thumbnail text - barnes and noble
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Hot Girl Summer Moments To Remind Y'all It's Time To Crank Up The AC

Hot girl summer is one of those things that will take place every year no matter what. You may think you're not ready, but you're not the one in charge here. It's a mindset that you can't fight. Once the days get longer, and your a$$-cheeks get sandier, you know what the deal is. There really is no reason to fight it because this is our time to thrive ladies! If you're not psyched up yet, here are some Tweets to get you in the hot girl mood.

Hot Girl Summer Moments To Remind Y'all It's Time To Crank Up The AC| Thumbnail text - That Mom Tho ... @mom_tho the swamp in my cleavage tells me im having a very hot girl summer 6:47 AM · Jun 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 71 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 439 Likes
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Wearing Red Clothing At Target Isn't A Good Move

The majority of people don't think twice about what they wear when they go to the supermarket; in fact, most people just about get out of their pajamas for the occasion. But it turns out that one thing you do need to consider when getting dressed the morning of your supermarket shop is the color of your clothing. Because supermarkets have uniforms and wearing the color of those uniforms will likely result in fellow customers assuming you work there - something these people didn't think about when they wore red shirts to Target. Check out their hilarious Tweets documenting their experiences of being confused for employees.

tweets about people wearing red at target being mistaken for employees | Fucked up and wore a red at target. 5 people have asked me for help | Note to self: don't go to target whilst wearing tan pants and a red shirt. Just had a lady ask to speak to my manager because I didn't know where the baby food
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Men Who Got Super Sassy About Pregnancy And Pissed Off Their Wives

We can't imagine having a pregnant wife is easy because you have to deal with the hormones, the stress, and the responsibility of getting them through the pregnancy. But being pregnant is even harder, so the sympathy for partners is somewhat limited. These men think they've got it so tough having a pregnant wife and have resorted to being smart asses to cope with it. Three guesses as to whether or not their wives appreciate their sass? Yep, you got it. They don't! These tweets from dads-to-be prove that it's never too early to start with the dad humor.



funny tweets from men about pregnancy who pissed off their wives | thumbnail text - Will Rodgers ... @WilliamRodgers PRO TIP When your angry, hungry, hormonal, pregnant, wife asks you, "Where do you want to eat?" "I dunno, probably separate rooms.." Is NOT the right answer... 4:20 AM · Sep 14, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 69 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 414 Likes
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The Walk Of Shame Is Officially More About Fame Than Being Ashamed

Breaking news: the walk of shame is officially nothing to be ashamed about. We would say you heard it here first, but you probably heard it on Twitter first. People openly tweet about their personal walks of shame on a weekly basis, many of which have nothing to do with the morning after sex. When people publicly broadcast their most shameful moments, it doesn't really seem like they're especially ashamed of it. Hence, the walk of shame has transitioned to the walk of fame. Does your walk of fame moment compare to the ones below? Let us know in the comments. 

Walk of shame tweets | thumbnail text - Cheno ... @ChenoJPinter Petition to switch out "Walk of Shame" and put in "Stomp of Glory" 6:50 PM · Jun 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Savage 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets That Need Some Aloe For The Burn

They say, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned," but what they failed to take into account was a scorned woman with a Twitter account, prepared to unleash hell onto men into the Twittersphere. It's a lethal combination, and for some reason, we get immense satisfaction from scrolling through Twitter and finding ways that women are disappointed with men. This week's collection of 'women roasting men' tweets further proves that a hilarious woman with a social media following is one of the most lethal combinations of scorned women. Scroll through this list of gems and then check out last week's in case you missed them.




most savage women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Colleen ... @Coll3enG Old men on hinge are always like "good evening, Missy. If you could fly anywhere in the world where would it be and why? My name is Kevin and you can call me at -*** _****. My social security number is 230-**-****, feel free to open a credit card in my name, sweetie." 8:01 PM · Jun 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 6 Retweets 194 Likes
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People Tweet Their #FavoriteThingAboutSex, And It's Thoroughly Titillating

Do you remember when you realized people actually had sex? It's kind of a sobering moment. Maybe it happened in college, or high school even. A couple of your friends recap their crazy night out with you and suddenly you realize, 'Oh sh*t, people really do be getting down and dirty.' It's true, everyone has sex. Some people more than others obviously, but everyone be doing it, and everyone has their favorite thing about it as well.

Didn't realize the s-word could become a viral hashtag on Twitter, but here we are. 

People Are Tweeting Their #FavoriteThingAboutSex, And It's Thoroughly Entertaining| thumbnail text - January 6th = @gohome1122 #MyFavoriteThingAboutSex Hard to come up with anything specific about those 90 seconds..
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A Batch Of Anxiety-Inducing Tweets About Gyno Appointments

Certain things about being an adult woman are awesome, but having to go to the gyno? Not so much. We know we should be mature about our annual check-ins and pap smears, but when there's a threatening tool known as the speculum involved, our maturity goes out the window, anxiety kicks in instead. The women of Twitter share their woes about the dreaded gynecologist appointment on a weekly basis, and they're bringing it on strong this week. Scroll down for this week's batch of tweets about going to the gyno. 

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People On Twitter Speculate What The Queen Of England Must Be Carrying In Her HandBag

Sometimes hashtags take off on Twitter for no specific reason and we should just be thankful it's not an entirely toxic trend this time. On Twitter people are throwing out ideas of what the Queen of England possibly needs her to carry in her handbag. Is there a possibility that it's just an empty sack? It sounds more likely most things are actually carried for her by some guard or something. Does she even have a smartphone? Or a wallet? Okay, maybe this is actually a legitimate hashtag.

People On Twitter Speculate What The Queen Of England Must Be Carrying In Her Hand Bag| thumbnail text - Matthew reist @ReistMatthew #WhatsInTheQueensHandbag Boris Johnson's comb KellieLovesHashtags @HereToHashtag ... #WhatsInTheQueensHandbag a voodoo doll of Meghan
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Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women

Each week, we bless you with a list of the funniest women we saw on Twitter. And that's no exaggeration; it truly is a blessing because the women of Twitter are hilarious, and they know how to sum up life's sh*tty moments with a twist. The twist being humor, sass, and sarcasm, and honestly, we're here for it. Welcome to this week's funniest women's tweets for you to peruse, share and then check out last week's when you're done with these.

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Lane Moore @hellolanemoore once I stop people-pleasing it's over for you bitches if that's ok with you, no worries if not! 4:25 AM · Jun 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 31.3K Retweets 692 Quote Tweets 177.1K Likes
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This Week's Batch of Sadly Accurate Adulting Tweets

Being an adult has pros and cons. On the one hand, you're more independent and powerful than ever, but on the other hand, with great power comes great responsibility. And that responsibility isn't a price we're always willing to pay. The thing about adulting is that even though you're not down to accomplish all of your responsibilities, you still gotta. The people of Twitter have to undergo the neverending cycle of adulting on a weekly basis, and we're sure you could relate. Scroll down for this week's best adulting tweets. 

adulting tweets | thumbnail text - •.. @JasMina_ I'm my dads emergency contact now, is this what adulting is ??? 6:06 AM · Jun 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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This Week's Collection Of 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets

Another week has passed, which means the poor people of Twitter have survived another week living with their psycho roomies against all odds. There are plenty of shady roommates out there that seem to have arrived fresh off the plane from the underworld, and we seriously don't understand how their victims come out unscathed. Maybe if you hide out in your room long enough, they won't know you're home. However, it's more likely that they're psycho enough to wait until you finally creep out of your room so that they can go psycho on you once again. Sigh. Scroll down for this week's crazy roomie tweets. 

Tweets about psycho roommates | thumbnail text - Sarah @sarahjean913 Me to any potential new roommates we might be getting "yeah lemme see your birth chart I need to know how crazy you might actually be" 5:34 AM · Jun 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Memes For Women That Are Way Too Baffling For Men To Comprehend

Ladies gather round. If you love memes, love laughing at your own misfortune and love all things women-related, then this collection of memes is for you. We all know that life is more challenging for women than men, so we might as well find the funny in it. Whether it's romantic sh*t shows, kids, fashion fails or general life, we always have something to be sassy about, and these relatable women memes capture that so well, it hurts. So go and share them with all the women in your life. Because sharing is caring, and we care about you.

Memes For The women which men just don't get | thumbnail text - Fckboys in 1813 It is because I regard you so highly that I cannot marry you. Me coming home to the mess that i made when i was getting ready
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