"Is my baby fat ever gonna leave or it just turned into fat fat"?
"first of all, KAREN" ... In case you didn't know, Lawrence Police is based in Kansas and their Twitter account is straight fire. If you're not following them, you're missing out.
A Seattle Uber driver has the internet buzzing over a "ride type menu" he created for his passengers as a fun way to break the ice. Twitter user @LuisLovesGoats came across the creative driver and shared his experience with Twitter. The 38 years old driver, George Ure, printed his menu two weeks ago in an effort to make his customers more comfortable and to "make people laugh," he told Forbes. It's pretty obvious everyone agrees this man deserves 5 stars and a tip!