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Favorite Relatable Introvert Tweets Of 2019 (26 Tweets)

Here are 26 tweets that perfectly capture what it's like to be an introvert and wins the title of our favorite introverts thoughts of 2019! Introverts are many things, we value time to ourselves, love it actually, large groups make us uncomfortable, and we absolutely hate-hate-hate phone calls (why can't you just text?). But most all of, we are silently strong. 

It can be tough living as an introvert, especially when your surroundings won't let you be. These spot-on tweets truly capture what it's like to be an introvert, for those of you who don't know what it's like and for those who will resonate with the following:

introvert funny tweets relatable life true accurate best of 2019 lol twitter | tweet by caithuls have phone interview today and someone told just be myself so l'm not going answer call
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2019 in Review: Forty Times Women Mercilessly Roasted Men On Twitter

Shout out to all those women who ruined men in 280 characters or less this year and practically cracked us up.  

tweets of women roasting men in 2019 | tweet by LizHackett If my husband bought Peleton, l'd spend year making selfie videos drying my bras
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Hannukah Tweets That Are As Lit As A Menorah

The holidays ain't over yet! Today may be Christmas, but it's also the 4th night of Hannukah and we're celebrating the only way we know how -- with a tweet dump!

And jelly donuts. Lots and lots of jelly donuts. 

Happy Holidays, everyone! 

tweets funny hannukah holidays twitter lol | tweet by ProfEmilyOster Kid: grandma and grandpa are coming Hanukkah and bringing guilt mean gelt Also yup
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Perfect Pairing Thread: Michael Scott As Baby Yoda

The Office's Michael Scott is definitely one of the most beloved TV characters ever so what could go wrong when pairing him with another beloved icon who burst into our life lately in The Mandalorian.  When Twitter user @kdk3 created this astonishingly perfect pairing between the two, it was clear they have a whole lot in common - they just do all the same adorable things in all the same adorable ways. So thank you for that!


michael scott from the office as baby yoda | baby yoda and michael scott both with wet shiny eyes
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On Edge Parents Who Are Not Feeling The 'Magic' of Christmas (Tweets)

"Sorry kids, but Santa said you can only ask for toys that are Amazon Prime eligible." Here are some brutally funny tweets from parents who are seriously over the holidays


Funny christmas tweets by on edge parents | tweet by Jaynesharp Piper MUMMY QUICK, COME LOOK! THERE ARE LOADS TOYS SPARE ROOM have already bollocksed up Christmas, lads
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Tweets Prove That Technology Can Be A Pain Sometimes

The advances in technology over the last few decades have been so rapid it's hard to even keep track. That's how we end up with things like these. 

funny tweets about technology | getting ddos'd by my cats whose dumb idea is this cat flap? lots of notifications from a smart cat flap that sends information about the cats as the pass through it
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Fifty Funniest Relationship Tweets We scrolled Past This Year

Ready for the best and funniest 2019 relationship insights by the people of twitter? Guaranteed to make you laugh, cry or both. 

funniest relationship tweets of 2019 | tweet by DanaSchwartzzz EVERY WOMAN MY LIFE: juggling 3 jobs, does yoga, cooks, goes therapy, remembers everyone's birthday THEIR BOYFRIENDS: once almost made dinner reservation but turns out place closed
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Santa Has Got His Hands Full With These Wish Lists

The kids have spoken! And they want a lot. A lot.

Some kids had funny, and maybe even reasonable requests on their list. Reasonable to us, at least. 

Others are in a big, disappointing surprise when Santa doesn't bring them the new iPhone and other outrageously expensive items that were requested. 

kids santa wish list funny ridiculous iphone gucci expensive lol christmas | note from daisy asking santa to stop adam sandler
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Tweets About The Disaster Called Office Holiday Parties

"Remember folks, you can only lose the holiday party. You can't win the holiday party". So True! 

funny tweets about christmas office party | ShaqKatzner Everyone who made work today after our office holiday party last night is acting like they survived Vietnam. Someone just referred co-worker as "brother"
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Secret Santa Workplace Tweets. Enough Said.

Hands up if your workplace is engaging in 'Secret Santa' this year!

Secret Santa, a great way for employees to engage in some holiday cheer by purchasing a gift (usually a limited amount) for an unsuspecting recipient, and then forgetting all about it until the last second. Thus resulting in the gift cards. 

Don't even try to deny it, we know because we're one of you. 


santa secret tweets funny | SoVeryBritish three possible reactions pulling name out Secret Santa: 1 Oh god no 2. Oh, okay 3 Who
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50 Funniest Parenting Tweets of The Year

Every week, we round up the most hilarious tweets from moms and dads. As 2019 draws to a close, it's time to laugh at the best parenting tweets from the whole year (because let's be honest, we could use some extra laughter this year).



funny parenting tweets | Text - Natasha @dramadelinquent My husband and I decided we don't want to have children. We will be telling them tonight. 9:15 pm · 11 Nov 2019 · Twitter for Android 29.1K Retweets 129.2K Likes
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Mall Santas: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly (26 Tweets)

Asking for a friend, whose idea was it to place a Santa in every mall?

In a strange holiday tradition, parents will stand in line, at the mall, and pay money to place their children on a strangers lap for an awkward photo. 

So naturally, we needed to round up all the tweets about the experience: 

santa claus mall tweets | Exhausted looking old Mall Santa | Santa claus - Jessie @mommajessiec I can't be the only one making the throat slashing sign at the mall Santa when their child asks for the newest iPhone. 165 8:16 AM - Dec 3, 2019
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