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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (June 17, 2020)

Everyone loves a good roast on Twitter, especially when the roaster doesn't hold back. And when it comes to women roasting men, all is fair in love and war, right? Well, not always. The proverb, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" really rings true when it comes to women who roast men on Twitter and it's pretty brutal. Check out these ruthless tweets below to see what we're talking about.

funny tweets roasting women men tweets twitter battle of the sexes | Janet Forklift @janetforklift Zucchini noodles taste like settling husband who isn't funny but has good job
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Funny Tweets Describing Generational Gaps

Boomers, Gen X, Gen Y, Gen Z... the olden days... where do these new definitions end? Between all the new technology that's coming out every two minutes and the economic hardships that face young people today, it's hard not to compare the generations gone by to the times we're living in now. These tweets perfectly sum up the differences between growing up in our parents and grandparents' time, vs today and they're funny, relatable, and accurate (if not a little depressing). 

funny tweets generational gap twitter generation z generation x | steph @liftinglentils "millenials spend all their money on luxuries says generation insists on having expensive sets good" plates as well as regular plates as if anyone gives sh.t
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (June 15, 2020)

Every week, we bring you the funniest tweets written by women this week.

If you need some more break from the news, we have many more Twitter jokes only women can tell... Enjoy!

Funny women tweets | stevie wonder pls call lilliexnicole will NEVER forgive y'all way y'all acted at grocery stores those first 3 weeks quarantine 9:47 pm 9 Jun 2020 Twitter iPhone 129.8K Retweets 604.8K Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (June 14, 2020)

Every week we bring you the funniest parenting tweets we saw on Twitter because nothing is funnier than frustrated parents. Enjoy!

funny parenting tweets | 27 Sarcastic Mommy Retweeted Stone Cold Daddy @Stonecolddad316 "Daddy want mommy" is new Let speak fucking manager 3:18 pm 7 May 2020 Twitter Android 38 Retweets 109 Likes >
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

You know the drill...Here are some funny tweets guaranteed to make you laugh, cry or both.

Just in case you have missed our previous list, here's a link.

Funniest relationship tweets | Annie Hamilton @ANNIE_HAM Dated guy frat who had playlist entitled "if girls show up" 1:01 am 25 May 2020 Twitter Web App 16.8K Retweets 329.2K Likes
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (June 8, 2020)

Every week, we bring you the funniest tweets written by women this week.

If you need some more break from the news, we have many more Twitter jokes only women can tell... Enjoy!

Funniest women tweets | Bess Kalb @bessbell Today learned tiny little whisk assumed salad dressing whisk and have been using about two years make salad dressings is fact Christmas ornament. 5:43 am 26 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 4.9K Retweets 115.5K Likes >
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (June 07, 2020)

Every week we bring you the funniest parenting tweets we saw on Twitter because nothing is funnier than frustrated parents. Enjoy!

Funniest parenting tweets | Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 If wait long enough make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal s science. 4:19 am 26 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 105 Retweets 946 Likes >
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Funny Tweets From Women About Wearing Face Masks

Unfortunately, the crazy times we're living in requires us to wear facemasks whenever we leave the house. Although they're uncomfortable and annoying, they're crucial for protecting ourselves and others from infection, so we have to deal with it. Thankfully, the funny women of Twitter have articulated all the highs and lows that come with wearing a facemask, and we've compiled the funniest ones are below for you to scroll through and relate hard to.

funny women tweets facemasks twitter female | Amanda Duberman @AmandaDuberman An added benefit wearing mask is men on street no longer tell smile 9:10 PM Apr 10, 2020 Twitter iPhone 108 Retweets 301 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Now, more than ever, relationships are on a test.

Here are some funny tweets guaranteed to make you laugh, cry or both.

Just in case you have missed our previous list, here's a link.

Relationship tweets | consentida @yyvveettee men be like cutel my cute 1:00 am 25 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 92.4K Retweets 564.7K Likes >
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (June 3, 2020)

Twitter has become a breeding ground for roasting anyone and everyone. When it comes to women roasting men, it is a true battle of the sexes and the female wrath is unleashed in all its force. The result? Pure comedy. Here is a selection of this week's funniest tweets of women roasting men. As they say... hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. If you love these, here are some more tweets of women dragging men to within an inch of their lives. 

funny tweets roasting women men tweets twitter battle of the sexes | maybe: Dallas @realDKoelling men are like "im sorry if dating made think want date "
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People In Their 30s Share Sad Realities Of Being Their Age

Time is a funny thing; one minute it's 1995 and you're rocking big velvet scrunchies and listening to The Spice Girls and the next minute you're getting annoyed at teenagers who play their music too loud on the bus. Welcome to your 30s, where the 90s are over 20 years old. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?! It seems like it's not just us; a Twitter thread asking people in their 30s to reveal unexpected things about being their age has revealed that old age has apparently come early. Welcome to the age where people half your age are dressing the way you did 30 years ago, only now it's vintage.

reality age 30s twitter funny tweets people share expectation vs reality | Jono @jonoabroad Replying exfatalist Eye sight dropping off cliff Suddenly being old person who talks young people and seeing urgh why is he talking us look" Young people tech stores assuming an idiot. Being grumpy lot.
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (May 25, 2020)

Every week, we bring you the funniest tweets written by women this week.

If you need some more break from the news, we have many more Twitter jokes only women can tell... Enjoy!

funniest women tweets | Alice @keatsfanclub Still thinking about began an email my tutor with hope had good weekend" and he just replied "Hi Alice didn't" 6:56 pm 11 May 2020 Twitter Android 18.5K Retweets 216.6K Likes
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Hilariously Honest Tweets About Married Life

Married life isn't always bliss. Sure, there's lots of love, but it's supplemented by petty arguments over anything and everything, with some nitpicking in-between. These tweets about the reality of married life show just how much couples can get to each other when it comes to the everyday squabbles. But they also show the love within marriages too, so it's not all bad. 

hilarious honest tweets marriage married life relationship twitter funny | Grant Tanaka @GrantTanaka want make dinner wife: nah 's ok honey know still tired doing back 2003 >
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (May 31, 2020)

Every week we bring you the funniest parenting tweets we saw on Twitter because nothing is funnier than frustrated parents. Enjoy!

Funniest parenting tweets | Not Nanny @not_thenanny just wanted five minutes drink my coffee so sent my kid other room look toy 's my pocket. Follow more parenting hacks. 5:42 pm 20 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 311 Retweets 1.6K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Now, more than ever, relationships are on a test.

Here are some funny tweets guaranteed to make you laugh, cry or both.

Just in case you have missed our previous list, here's a link.

Funniest relationship tweets | hot car gatorade (remix local_celeb if im going on date think regardless gender other person should pay. this is rooted fact don't want pay 6:44 pm 24 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 45.2K Retweets 375K Likes
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Funny Kids With Absolutely No Filter Whatsoever

When it comes to honesty, kids are brutal these days. They are getting ballsier by the day, and saying exactly what is on their mind... a far cry from the old "kids should be seen and not heard" mantra of way back when. Here are some hilarious tweets from parents who reveal just how honest their kids are and some of them seriously burn!

funny kids no filter tweets twitter babes whatsoever | Leena @LeenaVanD 3yo need get cuddles someone else am REALLY busy and already had enough didn't birth such rejection 2:17 AM Nov 24, 2016 Tweetbot iOS 37 Retweets 110 Likes
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