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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funniest marriage tweets we saw last month | thumbnail text - Robert Knop ... @FatherWith Twins A couple of our wine glasses broke, and I bought slightly smaller ones to replace them. I don't think my wife has ever been this mad at me before. 2:43 AM Feb 19, 2021 - Twitter Web App 25 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 126 Likes

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funny tweets from parents about hiding from your kids | thumbnail text - MichiMama ... @michimama75 Hiding from my family in the bathroom, drinking coffee. So far 2021 is more of the same. 5:23 PM - Jan 1, 2021 Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets From Parents Who Need To Constantly Hide From Their Kids

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - sydney battle @SydneyBattle ... as a depressed adult i can't rave enough about "popcorn dinner" 8:52 PM Feb 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 5,468 Retweets 726 Quote Tweets 79.6K Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - fimest @Neyogems ... My 6 year old son just asked me how I know his name.. I'm not in the mood today 8:16 PM · Feb 20, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 47.8K Retweets 4,584 Quote Tweets 560.8K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 28, 2021)

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funny tweets from parents about their kids' artistic 'talents' | thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 4-year-old drew face Where are my ears? 4: Mom says never use them. 12:24 AM May 30, 2016 Twitter Web Client 1,509 Retweets 5,380 Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Ely Kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl my husband just called me cranky which is sad for him because l'd already secretly decided we could have sex tonight and now instead I'm gonna make him watch gossip girl 4:01 AM Feb 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 11.1K Retweets 1,730 Quote Tweets 261.2K Likes

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funniest women roasting men tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - abby govindan @abbygov ... I used to think I hated cuddling but I'm starting to think I just hated my ex boyfriend 12:49 AM - Feb 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 3,147 Retweets 363 Quote Tweets 54.9K Likes

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (February 24, 2021)

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parents tweet about their kids causing mess and destruction everywhere | thumbnail text - Stephanie Ortiz @Six_Pack_Mom Did you know that 2 cups of Rice Krispies can cover an area of over 5 feet? Did you also know that the Krispies can be spilled & crushed in the time it takes an adult woman to pee? I do. Now.

Parents Tweet About Their Kids Being Destructive Little Demons

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail tweets - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal ... PARENTING MATH PROBLEM: One 4 year old attempts to fill a 10 ounce cup with water from the fridge. How many gallons are spilled in the process? 12:00 AM Feb 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 59 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 544 Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Emma Ketchum ... @emmaketchup7 Wasn't planning on spending my hottest years living like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chcolate Factory but here we are 6:47 AM - Feb 17, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 95.6K Retweets 2,015 Quote Tweets 714.9K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (February 22, 2021)

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The seven mainsplainers you'll meet on Twitter | thumbnail text - Dr Eleanor Janega ... @GoingMedieval Ladies and gentlemen once again, I give you my mentions, where men are attempting to explain to a doctor of history that Rome was actually really clean based on, IDK just like the vibes of it. bro u know that time had like public baths and plumbing while in the middle ages they bathed twice a year and threw their shit on the street? 1 like rome definitely had its problems but in terms of cleanl

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text -the luckiest Penny. ... @aSouthernPenny My son proposed to his fiancée about six months ago and she said yes. They're super happy, we love her family too. I just found out today that another girl is in love with him and plans to propose next week... should I say anything? Oh and also, he's 4. They're all 4. 3:42 AM · Feb 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 14K Retweets 1,274 Quote Tweets 178.8K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 21, 2021)

funny skills that parents picked up by mistake (twitter thread) | thumbnail text - SpacedMom @copymama ... There are certain instinctive mom skills that can't be taught. Like sensing exactly how long you have to hold on to a dandelion your kid picked for you before it's safe to discreetly toss it aside. 5:22 PM · Jun 8, 2019 · Twitter Web Client

Funny Tweets About The Special Skills Parents Develop By Mistake

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funny relatable tweets about getting older | thumbnail text - Kelly @kelly_le I'm at the age where I need enough notice for sex so I can be sure to get a nap in first.

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