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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funny memes about the struggles of being a picky eater | Dave Strogen DaveStrogen picky eater and go restaurant and start reading menu. immediately regret this decision. | courtney @courtney_haas_ Being picky eater sucks mamma dinner Probably something will hate Great Delivered

Relatable Memes About The Struggles Of Being A Picky Eater

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobry ... I don't know who needs to hear this but before when you find old yellow teeth in your husbands car and accuse him of being a serial killer, always make sure there's not an empty bag of corn nuts on the floorboard 6:10 PM Jan 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 64 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 258 Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (February 5, 2021)

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funniest women roasting men tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Sahana Srinivasan ... @sahana_srini wtf guy on bumble was like "I don't like bumble can we talk on snap?" | was like "I don't have snap u can message me on insta" and he was like "I don't have insta what about kik" I was like "I don't have kik what abt comments section of youtube video" and he unmatched me 2:33 AM Jan 31, 2021 - Twitter Web App 27.3K Retweets 1,588 Quote Tweets 497K Likes

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (February 3, 2021)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | text - Sarcastic Mommy ... @sarcasticmommy4 How's virtual school going for you? I'll start. My son was late to his PE class because he was making nachos. 11:52 PM Jan 27, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 96 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (January 31, 2021)

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Jessie @mommajessiec ENGAGED: Netflix Chill MARRIED: Netflix WHERE IS REMOTE? ARE SITTING ON REMOTE? GET UP

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (January 29, 2021)

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funniest women roasting men tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Font - Just J ... @junejuly12 Him: I put hand sanitizer on a practically invisible paper cut and nobody has ever felt such incredible pain! Her: This seems like a good time to remind you that we have three kids with extra large heads Him: I'll see myself out 9:25 PM - Jan 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 69 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 313 Likes

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (January 27, 2021)

funniest tweets about marriage we saw last week | thumbnail Font - Jawbreaker ... @sixfootcandy My husband just shushed me. He will be missed. 7:51 PM Jan 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 575 Retweets 36 Quote Tweets 4.9K Likes

Funniest Tweets About Marriage We Saw Last Week

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly O @danadonly ... can't wait for melania and trump to divorce and then have abc boldly let him be the bachelor 4:55 AM - Jan 20, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 75 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 1.9K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (January 25, 2021)

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funny and relatable tweets about the struggle of sharing a bed with your partner | thumbnail Text - mark 00 @TheCatWhisprer DATING: can't wait to see you again MARRIAGE: part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night 4:16 PM Aug 21, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 28.1K Retweets 4.1K Quote Tweets 236.9K Likes

Funny Tweets About The Relatable Struggles Of Sharing A Bed With Your Spouse

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Jessie 00 @mommajessiec I saw a man at the grocery store taking pictures of different containers of yogurt and I didn't need to look for a wedding ring to know he's married. 4:38 PM Jan 15, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 405 Retweets 51 Quote Tweets 4.2K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (January 22, 2021)

funniest women roasting men tweets of the week| thumbnail Text - Sara K. Runnels @omgskr 000 Hot guy on a dating app: Hi! I'm seeking casual sex in exchange for 8% of my time The Shark: While l'd likely invest in this product on the packaging alone, your pitch was weak & the business model doesn't seem scalable, especially during a pandemic. For those reasons, I am out 11:34 PM · Jan 15, 2021 from Seattle, WA Twitter for iPhone

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (January 20, 2021)

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 000 [loud thud] Me: What was that? 6-year-old: Nothing. Me: Then why did I hear it? 6: It was a loud nothing. 8:20 PM Jan 16, 2021 - Twitter for Android 132 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 2.6K Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (January 19, 2021)

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - ellie schnitt 000 @holy_schnitt I do not have the attention span to follow through on a workout plan which is good because l'd be way too powerful if I was smart, funny, hot AND could run for more than 37 seconds without getting concerningly winded 5:16 AM Jan 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 241 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 3.8K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (January 18, 2021)

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Melissa Mason 000 @_melissamason_ Fuckboys in 1813 It is because I regard you so highly that I cannot marry you. 10:54 AM Jan 13, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 27.8K Retweets 2.6K Quote Tweets 192.3K Likes Sparkle Pants @DontCome4Me_Boo Husband: wanna have s- Me: no H: paghetti for dinner? Me: o0oh. Yes. 12:25 AM Jan 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 16 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 154 Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (January 15, 2021)

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Blair Socci 000 @blairsocci Going forward men around the nation need to take a critical look at their choice of sunglasses if u dont want me to think u stormed the capitol 8:21 PM Jan 8, 2021 · Twitter Web App 514 Retweets 30 Quote Tweets 6.3K Likes

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (January 13, 2021)

funny tweets about all the things men would rather do than go to therapy | Adam Nayman @brofromanother 000 Paul Men will literally not let themselves get attached anything they can't walk out thirty seconds flat if they feel heat around corner instead going therapy | corie johnson @corietjohnson 000 men will literally create an online college based network interact socially will one day be adapted into film starring jesse eisenberg instead going therapy

Funny Tweets About All The Things Men Do To Avoid Therapy

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