funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly O @danadonly ... can't wait for melania and trump to divorce and then have abc boldly let him be the bachelor 4:55 AM - Jan 20, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 75 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 1.9K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (January 25, 2021)

funny and relatable tweets about the struggle of sharing a bed with your partner | thumbnail Text - mark 00 @TheCatWhisprer DATING: can't wait to see you again MARRIAGE: part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night 4:16 PM Aug 21, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 28.1K Retweets 4.1K Quote Tweets 236.9K Likes

Funny Tweets About The Relatable Struggles Of Sharing A Bed With Your Spouse

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Jessie 00 @mommajessiec I saw a man at the grocery store taking pictures of different containers of yogurt and I didn't need to look for a wedding ring to know he's married. 4:38 PM Jan 15, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 405 Retweets 51 Quote Tweets 4.2K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (January 22, 2021)

funniest women roasting men tweets of the week| thumbnail Text - Sara K. Runnels @omgskr 000 Hot guy on a dating app: Hi! I'm seeking casual sex in exchange for 8% of my time The Shark: While l'd likely invest in this product on the packaging alone, your pitch was weak & the business model doesn't seem scalable, especially during a pandemic. For those reasons, I am out 11:34 PM · Jan 15, 2021 from Seattle, WA Twitter for iPhone

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (January 20, 2021)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 000 [loud thud] Me: What was that? 6-year-old: Nothing. Me: Then why did I hear it? 6: It was a loud nothing. 8:20 PM Jan 16, 2021 - Twitter for Android 132 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 2.6K Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (January 19, 2021)

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - ellie schnitt 000 @holy_schnitt I do not have the attention span to follow through on a workout plan which is good because l'd be way too powerful if I was smart, funny, hot AND could run for more than 37 seconds without getting concerningly winded 5:16 AM Jan 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 241 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 3.8K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (January 18, 2021)

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Melissa Mason 000 @_melissamason_ Fuckboys in 1813 It is because I regard you so highly that I cannot marry you. 10:54 AM Jan 13, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 27.8K Retweets 2.6K Quote Tweets 192.3K Likes Sparkle Pants @DontCome4Me_Boo Husband: wanna have s- Me: no H: paghetti for dinner? Me: o0oh. Yes. 12:25 AM Jan 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 16 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 154 Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (January 15, 2021)

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Blair Socci 000 @blairsocci Going forward men around the nation need to take a critical look at their choice of sunglasses if u dont want me to think u stormed the capitol 8:21 PM Jan 8, 2021 · Twitter Web App 514 Retweets 30 Quote Tweets 6.3K Likes

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (January 13, 2021)

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funny tweets about all the things men would rather do than go to therapy | Adam Nayman @brofromanother 000 Paul Men will literally not let themselves get attached anything they can't walk out thirty seconds flat if they feel heat around corner instead going therapy | corie johnson @corietjohnson 000 men will literally create an online college based network interact socially will one day be adapted into film starring jesse eisenberg instead going therapy

Funny Tweets About All The Things Men Do To Avoid Therapy

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Simon Holland 000 @simoncholland [5:45 AM, in a harsh whisper] Daddy, don't worry, you can sleep. I'm making my own breakfast, how do you turn on the stove? Me: l'm up. 4:07 PM Jan 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 95 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 1.7K Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (January 12, 2021)

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly 00 ok but like who's gonna even wanna come to america at this point? how does 90 day fiancée expect to stay on the air? 6:55 PM Jan 7, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 228 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 4.2K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (January 11, 2021)

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Rachel McCartney 000 @RachelMComedy Kim and Kanye getting divorced right now is the first time they've read the room in five years 2:17 AM - Jan 6, 2021 - Twitter for Android 20 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 793 Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (January 8, 2021)

funny tweets about Kimye getting a divorce | thumbnail Tilly Kanye's Lawyer tillyksg JUST LIVE LOOK at Kanye discovering he's being DIVORCED after opening Twitter | Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse 000 Kim Kardashian and Kanye West reportedly divorcing. At this difficult time, please give them privacy and space they need make reality TV show and album about breakup. Page Six @PageSix Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are getting divorce She's done

RIP To Kim And Kanye, But Twitter's On Fire About Their 'Impending' Divorce

Seductive 'Bridgerton' memes to match the seductiveness of the show | thumbnail Text - OLONI BABY @Oloni nobody: absolutely nobody: simon & daphne: UTU #Bridgerton B 11:34 PM Dec 28, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 182 Retweets 33 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes

People's Tweets About 'Bridgerton' Are As Seductive As The Show Itself

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funniest women tweets we came across in 2020 | thumbnail jai @bootangina my overprotective catholic mother just told this lockdown is God's way telling go out too much. sorry everybody this entire pandemic is my fault not staying home MY BAD

Funniest Tweets Written By Women In 2020

funny tweets from people who don't want kids | thumbnail Text - Chef Neecie @WineWeedWife We spent $12,775 on daycare last year, for anyone currently using the pull out method. 2:15 AM · Apr 18, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 32.1K Retweets 3.9K Quote Tweets 123.2K Likes >

Funny Tweets From People Who Don't Want Kids