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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Sam Reece @SamanthaaaReece Hmm yes I'm fully aware that the gynecologist is about to look inside my body but l'll continue hiding my bra and underwear under my folded jeans thank you 12:14 AM Dec 27, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 20.6K Retweets 2.7K Quote Tweets 324.3K Likes >

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (December 28, 2020)

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt how do I have intimacy issues and trouble being vulnerable in relationships when my dumbass is also out here oversharing on twitter dot com for complete strangers 24/7 7:44 AM Dec 23, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 349 Retweets 22 Quote Tweets 5.1K Likes >

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (December 25, 2020)

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funny and relatable tweets about being tired of cooking in 2020 | brandon jinx big jinx @brandonjinx Man tired cooking bout just drink this bottle salad dressing and get bed 4:43 AM May 12, 2020 Twitter iPhone 51 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 359 Likes

Relatable Tweets About Cooking Burnout In 2020

funny tweets from women about wearing sweatpants in 2020 | thumbnail Text - Taylor Trudon @taylortrudon if britney spears can be motivated enough to put black eyeliner all around her eyes every day i can be motivated to change from nighttime sweatpants into daytime sweatpants 3:02 AM Apr 8, 2020 Twitter Web App 6 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 48 Likes >

Hilarious Tweets From Women About Wearing Sweatpants In 2020

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - n****r moon @alesiavsworld If you date men do not worry about what's in the vaccine 6:55 AM Dec 14, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 20.1K Retweets 2.6K Quote Tweets 121K Likes

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (December 23, 2020)

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people share the ridiculous things they did for losers they were in love with | thumbnail Text - Christmas trees & COVID vaccines @teedotham Replying to @literElly At twenty-and-one-whole-idiot years old, a guy asked me to pretend to be a delivery person and take his ex [who he was trying to win back] flowers and a bear. My ass walked into a lecture hall and she clocked me IMMEDIATELY, then pulled me out in the hall to yell at me [..fair]. 5:37 AM Dec 21, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Tomi Obaro @TomiObaro Whenever I see someone trying to parallel park I avert my eyes and continue walking giving them the privacy they need because l'm a decent human being 6:38 AM - Dec 16, 2020 - Twitter Web App 30.6K Retweets 2.9K Quote Tweets 308.6K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (December 21, 2020)

Tweets from women who are frustrated with their husbands | thumbnail Text - Rachel Sobel @whinecheezits My husband has piles miscellaneous documents on every flat surface in our home, infinite clothing living on a decorative bench in our bedroom and is currently hoarding a box of pens from 2005...and he just asked if I knew I had 3 open coffee creamers in the fridge. Pray for him. 1:56 AM Dec 17, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 7 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 128 Likes

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funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail Florida Woman @KrystiPryde dated man 4 years and he once left very romantic note my work bag about much he loves my blue eyes which unbelievably sweet except my eyes are green 4:29 PM Dec 9, 2020 Brooklyn, NY Twitter iPhone 19 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 1.9K Likes

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (December 16, 2020)

Text - Lindsay Goldwert @lindsaygoldwert HOT TIP: Make yourself look as terrible as possible on Zoom calls so when people see you in person in 2021, they're blinded by your beauty 2:13 PM Dec 7, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 3 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 83 Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (December 14, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Somewhere a dad just traded his kid's bike for meth, but sure, l'm the "worst dad on earth" because youtube is buffering. 12:45 AM Dec 12, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 108 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.2K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (December 14, 2020)

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Tweets from women who are frustrated with their husbands | thumbnail Text - Felicia @LostFelicia The husband has a man cold so I asked if he wanted me to plant a memory garden. 6:39 PM Dec 1, 2020 - Twitter Web App 113 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 406 Likes

Tweets From Women Who Are Annoyed With Their Husbands

people share the petty reasons they dumped someone | thumbnail Text - joe heenan @joeheenan What's the pettiest reason you broke up with someone? I broke up with a lassie once cause she microwaved bacon 1:21 PM · Aug 18, 2020 · Twitter for Android 62 Retweets 164 Quote Tweets 1.4K Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Florida Woman @KrystiPryde dated a man for 4 years and he once left me a very romantic note in my work bag about how much he loves my blue eyes which was unbelievably sweet except that my eyes are green 4:29 PM · Dec 9, 2020 from Brooklyn, NY Twitter for iPhone 16 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 1.8K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (December 11, 2020)

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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (December 9, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet Our daughter asked me what "cremation" means so I told her and she responded that it "sounds delicious" so apparently I'm raising a sweet golden-haired Hannibal Lecter 4:46 PM Dec 1, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 62 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 731 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (December 8, 2020)

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