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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Simon Holland 000 @simoncholland [5:45 AM, in a harsh whisper] Daddy, don't worry, you can sleep. I'm making my own breakfast, how do you turn on the stove? Me: l'm up. 4:07 PM Jan 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 95 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 1.7K Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly 00 ok but like who's gonna even wanna come to america at this point? how does 90 day fiancée expect to stay on the air? 6:55 PM Jan 7, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 228 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 4.2K Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Rachel McCartney 000 @RachelMComedy Kim and Kanye getting divorced right now is the first time they've read the room in five years 2:17 AM - Jan 6, 2021 - Twitter for Android 20 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 793 Likes

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funny tweets about Kimye getting a divorce | thumbnail Tilly Kanye's Lawyer tillyksg JUST LIVE LOOK at Kanye discovering he's being DIVORCED after opening Twitter | Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse 000 Kim Kardashian and Kanye West reportedly divorcing. At this difficult time, please give them privacy and space they need make reality TV show and album about breakup. Page Six @PageSix Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are getting divorce She's done

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Seductive 'Bridgerton' memes to match the seductiveness of the show | thumbnail Text - OLONI BABY @Oloni nobody: absolutely nobody: simon & daphne: UTU #Bridgerton B 11:34 PM Dec 28, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 182 Retweets 33 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes

People's Tweets About 'Bridgerton' Are As Seductive As The Show Itself

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funniest women tweets we came across in 2020 | thumbnail jai @bootangina my overprotective catholic mother just told this lockdown is God's way telling go out too much. sorry everybody this entire pandemic is my fault not staying home MY BAD

Funniest Tweets Written By Women In 2020

funny tweets from people who don't want kids | thumbnail Text - Chef Neecie @WineWeedWife We spent $12,775 on daycare last year, for anyone currently using the pull out method. 2:15 AM · Apr 18, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 32.1K Retweets 3.9K Quote Tweets 123.2K Likes >

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funniest tweets from 2020 about the royals | thumbnail Text - Pigeon Fancier @isabelzawtun Imagine walking into work on Monday, your boss is like "you need to train the new guy" & you look over & it's Prince Harry You need to be so patient w him bc he has no employable skills; he doesn't even know excel 6:45 PM Jan 10, 2020 · Twitter Web App 724 Retweets 21 Quote Tweets 7.2K Likes

Funniest Tweets About The Royals From 2020

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funniest relationship tweets of 2020 | Thumbnail Text - Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz my girlfriend just asked me why I still pay rent for my apartment when I spend every night at her place so now I have to come up with an answer that somehow doesn't include the phrase "breakup insurance" 1:02 AM Dec 29, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 11.6K Retweets 1.1K Quote Tweets 314K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets Of 2020

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - bibo @biboofficial let a man talk about himself uninterrupted for 10 minutes and he'll be like "wow i really like you" 3:43 AM Dec 26, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 62.1K Retweets 10.6K Quote Tweets 728.1K Likes >

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (December 30, 2020)

Funniest dad tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet If parenting has taught me anything, it's that you only give your toddler as much juice as you'd like to see on the floor 5:59 PM · Dec 28, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 179 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.2K Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (December 29, 2020)

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people share their bizarre childhood beliefs | thumbnail Text - Moose Friend @sarahthemoose Replying to @Kristen Arnett My dad told me the appendix was an organ our cavemen ancestors needed to hold rocks to grind up their food I was TWENTY TWO about to go in for emergency surgery, crying "I've never even eaten any rocks" when the ER docs had a good laugh at me 5:08 PM · Dec 20, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone >

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Sam Reece @SamanthaaaReece Hmm yes I'm fully aware that the gynecologist is about to look inside my body but l'll continue hiding my bra and underwear under my folded jeans thank you 12:14 AM Dec 27, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 20.6K Retweets 2.7K Quote Tweets 324.3K Likes >

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (December 28, 2020)

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt how do I have intimacy issues and trouble being vulnerable in relationships when my dumbass is also out here oversharing on twitter dot com for complete strangers 24/7 7:44 AM Dec 23, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 349 Retweets 22 Quote Tweets 5.1K Likes >

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (December 25, 2020)

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funny and relatable tweets about being tired of cooking in 2020 | brandon jinx big jinx @brandonjinx Man tired cooking bout just drink this bottle salad dressing and get bed 4:43 AM May 12, 2020 Twitter iPhone 51 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 359 Likes

Relatable Tweets About Cooking Burnout In 2020

funny tweets from women about wearing sweatpants in 2020 | thumbnail Text - Taylor Trudon @taylortrudon if britney spears can be motivated enough to put black eyeliner all around her eyes every day i can be motivated to change from nighttime sweatpants into daytime sweatpants 3:02 AM Apr 8, 2020 Twitter Web App 6 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 48 Likes >

Hilarious Tweets From Women About Wearing Sweatpants In 2020

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