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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

people share their awkward moments on Twitter | thumbnail includes two tweets Text - B @BenedictBridget My bf met my family for the first time & we we're playing catch phrase & his word was boner. Instead of skipping it like a normal person he said "something that Bridget gives me" right infront of my father 5:13 AM Dec 26, 2018 · Twitter for Android 30.3K Retweets 2K Quote Tweets 315.6K Likes

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funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail Alyssa @iissaalyssa Shopping guy is so hard do guys like besides other girl's pictures | Ginny Hogan @ginnyhogan_ My boyfriend just accidentally sent 7 texts row he intended his friend. All 7 were about much he loves Nicholas Cage would rather have found out he cheating.

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal When I randomly walk into a room in my home and find my kids playing quietly together I slowly and silently back out like l've stumbled into a den of hungry velociraptors who by some miracle haven't noticed me yet. 1:10 AM - Nov 13, 2020 - Twitter Web App 94 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes >

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Karen Chee @karencheee I'm not saying my grandparents *worship* me, that would be crazy. I'm just saying they have 8 pics of me around the apartment and only 1 pic of jesus 6:34 PM Nov 9, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 153 Retweets 21 Quote Tweets 7.1K Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Lauren Flans @LaurenFlans the orphan i adopted sucks at chess fml 8:07 AM Nov 13, 2020 · Twitter for Android 20.7K Retweets 2.1K Quote Tweets 293.5K Likes >

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Funny period tweets only women will understand | Thumbnail Text - m. diane @CULTMOTHER told my boyfriend I was going to start my period and he said, "AGAIN??" it's like, you know what, you're right, I'm cancelling my subscription. 11:15 PM Jun 11, 2018 · Twitter for Android 119.7K Retweets 2.6K Quote Tweets 520.3K Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer Husband, "I'm going to the store, do you need anything?" Me, "A bottle of champagne." Husband, "Oh, I got you one yesterday." Me, "I said what I said." 11:56 PM Nov 5, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 139 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.5K Likes <.

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funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail Text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly any guy who has ever tried to have sex without a condom needs to either support medicare for all or venmo every person they've rawed $500 for antibiotics just in case. ideally both though. 12:24 AM Nov 10, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 130 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 2.2K Likes <>

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Brian Wecht @bwecht Audrey (6yo): Daddy! Did you know that after Michael left my school, he came back and now people call him David? Me: Does he look and sound totally different too? Audrey: Yes!!! Me: That's not the same kid, honey. Audrey: *long pause* Maybe 11:51 PM · Nov 6, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 570 Retweets 20 Quote Tweets 9.4K Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Rachel @femaleredhead "are you ok?" no, the sun is setting before 5pm 12:07 AM Nov 3, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 18.5K Retweets 479 Quote Tweets 57.8K Likes >

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Village Person @SvnSxty when l'm having a bad day as a parent, I just remind myself that plenty of animals won't hesitate to eat their kids, so really I'm in gold star territory 2:32 AM Nov 2, 2020 · Twitter for Android 244 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes >

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Text - Karen Chee @karencheee The #1 thing I look for in dating is someone who always knows what they want to eat. I never know and I do not care and I just want it to be decided for me. I would like to date a school cafeteria 12:45 AM Nov 2, 2020 · Twitter Web App 208 Retweets 21 Quote Tweets 4.3K Likes

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funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail Text - Rachel @femaleredhead men love getting you water after sex it's like the one little job they're good at 6:05 AM Oct 29, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 540 Retweets 93 Quote Tweets 5.8K Likes >

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funniest dad tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet 50% of parenting a toddler is deciding if the object they're about to break is worth getting up off the couch 7:41 PM Oct 27, 2020 · Twitter Web App 163 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 969 Likes >

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funniest women tweets we came across this week - Text - taylor garron @taylorgarron i'm getting hotter as i'm getting older and that is because i always return the shopping cart to its proper home 7:57 PM Oct 26, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 2.4K Retweets 68 Quote Tweets 14.1K Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - MumlnBits @MumlnBits Toilet training your kid means you can use unlimited amounts of bribery so: -if you pee in the toilet you'll get a sticker -when you poop in the toilet you'll get a toy -if you stop peeing and pooping all over the house you can carry on living with mummy & daddy 5:08 PM · Oct 29, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 24 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 131 Likes >

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