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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Neil deGrasse Tyson Tweets About Elsa's Facial Dimensions Causing Uproar

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Girlfriend snaps at boyfriend when he tries eating her pasta dinner despite him getting a burger for himself, his excuse is that he "paid for it," sparking tension between them: 'We ended up eating in silence'

Girlfriend snaps at boyfriend when he tries eating her pasta dinner despite him getting a burger for himself, his excuse is that he "paid for it," sparking tension between them: 'We ended up eating in silence'

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The Best Marriage Memes for Couples Who Just Get It

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30 Manflu Memes Capturing the Drama of Having a Sick Boyfriend

Introvert Memes That Accurately Depict the Desire to be Alone

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