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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - transgenda spenda @churchcunt Me: Women and men should get paid the same Men: So that means i can kick you in the stomach and then body slam you on the concrete and fart in your face? Since we equal now

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix What I say: Be ready, we are leaving in five minutes. What the child hears: Get undressed. Start finger painting. Lose at least one shoe.

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text Onyx @Allanah_Morales Y'all remember principals used sit our classes our teachers became fake nice af day lol

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funniest parenting tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ My 4yo is irate that she's not in our family pictures that were taken in 2012.. She was born in 2016

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - ThreeTimeDaddy @threetimedaddy My wife wants another dog. I don't want another dog. So we sat down and discussed it in detail and it turns out we've been on a waiting list for 4 months

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Alyssa Schoener @alyssa_schoener Men are really lovey dovey in the morning because they realize they need love and intimacy to survive and then they fully wake up and become little demons

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funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 5 AM.

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funny bad amazon movie reviews | thumbnail includes two reviews Text - Amazon Movie Reviews @AmznMovieRevws The Emoji Movie. Reviewed in the United States on February 19, 2020 Format: Prime Video I have an aggressive niece who likes to pick fights at her elementary school, and she even bit one of her classmates last August.

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funny tweets about non-americans not understanding American Halloween | thumbnail Text - Quarantined & Spooked @MartinCAlonso Soooo do Americans actually put candles in their pumpkins for Halloween???

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Jessie @mommajessiec Sex is cool, but have you ever been running late and the person you're meeting texts they're running late?

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 6-year-old: Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Me: This better be important. 6: Do ghosts fart?

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry Marriage teaches us lots of things. Today my husband learned that the dish towels go in the kitchen

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Rachel @femaleredhead men be like "hand me the aux cord I'm about to change your life" then play drake

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funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Me: It's National Daughter Day. 8-year-old: What did you get me? Me: Nothing. It's not a gift-giving holiday. 8: I'll remember that on Father's Day

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | ABOLISH THE POLICE @dada_issues i was in a sex store today and this girl walked in, looked at me and went "hello, where are the strap ons?" like girl i don't work here but aisle 12

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 Just when I thought we had turned a corner on this clusterfuck of a year, my daughter brought a recorder home from school.

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