funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - hat Mom Tho 000 @mom_tho parenting young kids includes wishing they'd be quiet and anxiety rising when they are

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (October 25, 2020)

funniest relationship tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Lil BOO @LizerReal Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing because that's the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (October 23, 2020)

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funniest women roasting men tweets of the week | Text - ruthie @ruthkalkidan you let a man in your life now you irritated before 9 am

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (October 21, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - bacon popsiclestein @Gupton68 If I learned just one thing as a parent, it's that by the 3rd kid they can be juggling samurai swords and hand grenades and you won't care as long as they're doing it quietly

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (October 20, 2020)

funniest women tweets we came across this week | jodie @jodieegrace can't believe tik tok teens have just discovered yoga pants and they're calling them flared leggings hate here

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (October 19, 2020)

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - LizerReal My 5yo named her new kitten Penis. Penis is female.

Funniest Parenting Tweets

funny birth control tweets | thumbnail Text - Molly Priddy O @mollypriddy women: *grow up knowing sex is their responsibility, take birth control pills that mess up their bodies, get incredibly painful IUDS, avoid dark areas at night and problem men, all to avoid getting pregnant before they want* men: "ugh she wanted me to wear a condom"

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Jude D @heyitsJudeD Just squeezed my own boob and sighed hard in case your wondering how my sex life is going

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (October 10, 2020)

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Emily In Paris memes that prove people aren't a fan | thumbnail includes two memes Text - Sean Abrams @seanybrams The only Emily that deserves to be in Paris

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - transgenda spenda @churchcunt Me: Women and men should get paid the same Men: So that means i can kick you in the stomach and then body slam you on the concrete and fart in your face? Since we equal now

Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets

funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix What I say: Be ready, we are leaving in five minutes. What the child hears: Get undressed. Start finger painting. Lose at least one shoe.

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (October 13, 2020)

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text Onyx @Allanah_Morales Y'all remember principals used sit our classes our teachers became fake nice af day lol

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (October 12, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ My 4yo is irate that she's not in our family pictures that were taken in 2012.. She was born in 2016

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week

funniest relationship tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - ThreeTimeDaddy @threetimedaddy My wife wants another dog. I don't want another dog. So we sat down and discussed it in detail and it turns out we've been on a waiting list for 4 months

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (October 9, 2020)

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Alyssa Schoener @alyssa_schoener Men are really lovey dovey in the morning because they realize they need love and intimacy to survive and then they fully wake up and become little demons

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (October 7, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 5 AM.

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week

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