funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funniest women roasting men tweets of the week | Text - Alyssa Schoener @alyssa_schoener I once asked this guy why he was ignoring me when I clearly showed interest in him and he responded with "when did u show interest in me?" Like hm idk maybe when I had sex with u

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funniest dad tweets of the week - thumbnail text - The Dad THE DAD @thedad feel so bad I annoyed my son by making him pause YouTube for 2 seconds so he could come get the sandwich I made and cut into perfect triangles for him, my little prince

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funniest women tweets we came across this week - text Jess Carpenter @JessCarpWrites Overly healthy people be like, "Just mix oats, organic soil, a splash of almond milk, and a leaf from the world's tallest tree and you've got the EASIEST, MOST PERFECT, chocolate chip cookies

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - text - Kids_kubed +1 @Kids_kubed 7: Mommy, remember how I collect acorns in the fall? Me: Yes! You collected so many last year 7: and remember how I told you to keep them? Me: 7: Can I have them now? Me:

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people share funniest memes of KUWTK ending on Twitter - cover pic | text - Ryan Warne @thouartvandelay Kris Jenner trying to become a chef since kuwtk is ending

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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic | text - Satirical Mommy @MommySatirical Marriage tip: if your wife repeatedly asks why something is where it is - "It's not bothering anybody" is NOT the correct response

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (September 11, 2020)

funniest women roasting men tweets of the week- cover pic | Text - Priscilla @itsPKav give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. teach a man how to cook a fish and he will immediately forget what you said.

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funniest dad tweets of the week- cover pic | Text - No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards I'm 3 kids and 13 years into parenting and I went to bed last night like an idiot assuming my 6yo would sleep in because she was up late, and now I want to yell at my earlier self "that's not how it works you dumbass! You're in hell, remember?" But I won't because l'm an optimist

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tweets of dumb things people overheard at movie theaters | tweet about 127 hours movie @ Save CJ @oboe_cop Replying to @shutupmikeginn I went to see 127 hours at the cinema. Part way through a lady in the row behind me said l hope he's not going to be stuck behind that rock for the whole film

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funniest tweets written by women - cover pic | Agnes @Agnessjon Just when I thought this year couldn't get any worse I just heard on the news that we might be able to have family dinners as usual this Christmas

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about kid playing with electric toothbrush | Kiss my Fat Ash @Tobi_ls_Fab true horror is hear buzzing toddler playing with his electric batman toothbrush.and then realize s not toothbrush he's playing with 3:43 AM Sep 3, 2020 Twitter iPhone 58 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 303 Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet @cheers27402373 I've never been to hell, but I once hung out with a newly engaged couple who called each other 'Babe' every 5 minutes

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (September 4, 2020)

funny twitter reactions to 'I hope this email finds you well' | waviest @therealwavybaby "Hope this email finds well email found Mindy Kaling | Kombucha girl

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funny women roasting men tweets - cover pic tweet alisha @tiredtaurus if a man tells a joke and it's funny I'll wait until I get home to laugh

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (September 2, 2020)

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funniest tweets written by women - cover pic | Wendy Darling @Wendchymes I have a trough of leftover baked rigatoni to look forward to at lunch today

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funny tweets about adulting - cover pic | Caspar Lee @Capsar_Lee Remember when you were little & u'd fall on the trampoline and you couldn't get back up? That's adulting

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