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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet | Marcy G @BunAndLeggings 3yo kid complaining about cold ice | My 3yo doesn't like cold ice, and asked warm up. She wants warm ice doesn't melt told her can't do and she said mom can do And she's hyping up so hard over here thinking maybe could.

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 30, 2020)

stories of people getting fired from their jobs | Greg DeNinno @gpdno My wife 16 years suddenly and unexpectedly died August. My work got mad because would cry office so took 6 weeks off. They wanted back sooner but refused AndThenIWasFired

People Reveal Their 'And Then I Was Fired' Moments

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funny tweets from characters in the bible | Vamwe blaz @_avocadoO_T3 itsNyaWan Llove democzacy Moses he came down mountain Trallfoodboll Thefoorballtroll ScrappyMo pitied and Israelites worshiping another god | abby @abigail_kaputo itsNyaWan Jonahs wife hearing him explain why he hasn't been home three days because he swallowed by fish

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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about husband and wife arguing about who will die first and why | Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking my wife and argued last night about which one us will be dying first and why each think other will die first officially run out things discuss

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 28, 2020)

people share screenshots of customer service reps flirting with them on Twitter | O p r lme Thank you :) You are very sweet and I must say you have a very lovely name Its okay! Have you found anything on the parcel sorry im kind of in a rush roxana nco.uk Rup eSh I Custom" Service Good news is that Seller will contact you within 24 hours with an update and order should be delivered to you On priority. rite a message.. Not the amazon customer service guy legit flirting with me LOOOOL orie Send Do

Times People's Customer Service Reps Flirted With Them

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funny women roasting men tweets - cover pic tweet about dating men in their 30s like shopping in thrift store and dating men in their 20s like products about to be recalled

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (August 26, 2020)

funniest tweets written by women - cover pic tweet about moms holding their boobs up and dropping them onto your knees | Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry If don't hold boobs their original position before letting them drop and rest on knees while sighing loudly every day are even mom anywhere? 9:16 PM Aug 22, 2020 Twitter iPhone >

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (August 24, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet | Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Being great mom: scheduling doctor's appointments, keeping track school projects, setting up playdates, making sure everyone brushes their teeth Being great dad: popsicles lunch

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 23, 2020)

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Funny tweets about working | dirt prince @pant_leg get so mad people ask gonna do on my day off bitch gonna recover all my days on

Painfully True Tweets About Having to Work

funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about husband acting like a grown man and a child | Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy My husband: l'm grown man. Please stop treating like child. Also my husband: Can find my jacket hungry need nap.

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 21, 2020)

woman tweets about putting poop in purse on date because guy's toilet didn't flush | misunderstood worm @_blotty Following Him so beautiful moment smiled at ,u had s really sweet my head have piece my poo my purse

Woman Live-Tweets Hiding Poop In Purse Because Date's Toilet Wouldn't Flush

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stories of people flashing professionals by mistake - cover pic tweet about woman who unnecessarily took off pants and underwear when getting hip tattoo | sarah schauer @sarahschauer having bad flashback time got my hip tattoo and took off my pants and underwear and tattoo artist said absolutely did not need

Woman Unnecessarily Flashed Tattoo Artist, Inspires Others To Reveal Similar Mistakes

funny women roasting men tweets - cover pic tweet about men waking you up with their snoring and then hugging you in the morning | Fiasca uncletypewriter Men will snore ear entire night and then try and hug lovingly morning. Sir am exhausted and have headache; ll kill us both this bitch

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (August 18, 2020)

funniest tweets written by women - cover pic tweet "putting some chlorine in my margarita so it tastes like I'm drinking it in a pool"

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (August 17, 2020)

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Macaulay Culkin funniest tweets | Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk Here's some things doing instead watching oscars 1. Making ramen | Macaulay Culkin o @IncredibleCulk This is an updated Home Alone would actually look like.

Turns Out, Macaulay Culkin Is One Of The Funniest Tweeters

funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet by mom about asking her 4-year-old kid to hold her beer | Not Nanny @not_thenanny brought my beer park and wanted do zipline so literally asked my 4YO hold my beer think just peaked at bad momming.

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 16, 2020)

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‘So I put a lock on our bedroom door’: Mother agrees to babysit daughter's cats while she's on vacation with boyfriend, her only condition is to sleep in their bed, boyfriend refuses

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Adopted 16-year-old refuses to change his first name despite pressure from new family, they cite possible teasing but he stands his ground: "People will expect a more serious name from a grown man"

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