funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

funniest women roasting men tweets of the week | Text - ruthie @ruthkalkidan you let a man in your life now you irritated before 9 am

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (October 21, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - bacon popsiclestein @Gupton68 If I learned just one thing as a parent, it's that by the 3rd kid they can be juggling samurai swords and hand grenades and you won't care as long as they're doing it quietly

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (October 20, 2020)

funniest women tweets we came across this week | jodie @jodieegrace can't believe tik tok teens have just discovered yoga pants and they're calling them flared leggings hate here

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (October 19, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - LizerReal My 5yo named her new kitten Penis. Penis is female.

Funniest Parenting Tweets

funny birth control tweets | thumbnail Text - Molly Priddy O @mollypriddy women: *grow up knowing sex is their responsibility, take birth control pills that mess up their bodies, get incredibly painful IUDS, avoid dark areas at night and problem men, all to avoid getting pregnant before they want* men: "ugh she wanted me to wear a condom"

Funny Birth Control Tweets To Laugh The Breakouts Away

funniest relationship tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Jude D @heyitsJudeD Just squeezed my own boob and sighed hard in case your wondering how my sex life is going

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (October 10, 2020)

Emily In Paris memes that prove people aren't a fan | thumbnail includes two memes Text - Sean Abrams @seanybrams The only Emily that deserves to be in Paris

Fans Dish Out Brutal Reviews On 'Emily In Paris' In Meme Form

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - transgenda spenda @churchcunt Me: Women and men should get paid the same Men: So that means i can kick you in the stomach and then body slam you on the concrete and fart in your face? Since we equal now

Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets

funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix What I say: Be ready, we are leaving in five minutes. What the child hears: Get undressed. Start finger painting. Lose at least one shoe.

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (October 13, 2020)

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text Onyx @Allanah_Morales Y'all remember principals used sit our classes our teachers became fake nice af day lol

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (October 12, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ My 4yo is irate that she's not in our family pictures that were taken in 2012.. She was born in 2016

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week

funniest relationship tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - ThreeTimeDaddy @threetimedaddy My wife wants another dog. I don't want another dog. So we sat down and discussed it in detail and it turns out we've been on a waiting list for 4 months

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (October 9, 2020)

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Alyssa Schoener @alyssa_schoener Men are really lovey dovey in the morning because they realize they need love and intimacy to survive and then they fully wake up and become little demons

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (October 7, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 5 AM.

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week

funny bad amazon movie reviews | thumbnail includes two reviews Text - Amazon Movie Reviews @AmznMovieRevws The Emoji Movie. Reviewed in the United States on February 19, 2020 Format: Prime Video I have an aggressive niece who likes to pick fights at her elementary school, and she even bit one of her classmates last August.

Twitter Account Of Bad Amazon Movie Reviews Is Too Funny

funny tweets about non-americans not understanding American Halloween | thumbnail Text - Quarantined & Spooked @MartinCAlonso Soooo do Americans actually put candles in their pumpkins for Halloween???

Non-Americans Do Not Understand American Halloween - 20 Tweets

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26-year-old daughter refuses to go on the family beach house vacation after 23-year-old stepsister demands to get the bigger room and dad agrees: ‘He said I was being territorial’

26-year-old daughter refuses to go on the family beach house vacation after 23-year-old stepsister demands to get the bigger room and dad agrees: ‘He said I was being territorial’

26-year-old's aunt demands that he give 19-year-old cousin his old car for free, she refuses to pay him due to his success: "She's always had this weird resentment toward me for getting out of our small town and doing well"

26-year-old's aunt demands that he give 19-year-old cousin his old car for free, she refuses to pay him due to his success: "She's always had this weird resentment toward me for getting out of our small town and doing well"

Mother demands her 33-year-old daughter, Sofia, grow up after she lashes out at her sister Julie for asking their stepdad to give her away at the wedding: ‘She is way too old for this, it’s time for her to grow up’

Mother demands her 33-year-old daughter, Sofia, grow up after she lashes out at her sister Julie for asking their stepdad to give her away at the wedding: ‘She is way too old for this, it’s time for her to grow up’

31-year-old pushes away birthday cake when she whiffs chocolate from it, 29-year-old baker friend leaves in tears despite knowing about friend's allergy: "She claimed to have forgotten about my issues with chocolate"

31-year-old pushes away birthday cake when she whiffs chocolate from it, 29-year-old baker friend leaves in tears despite knowing about friend's allergy: "She claimed to have forgotten about my issues with chocolate"

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39-year-old woman leaves 43-year-old husband for European dream vacation when he drops the ball on planning, he resents her in return: "I'm frustrated and sad"

39-year-old woman leaves 43-year-old husband for European dream vacation when he drops the ball on planning, he resents her in return: "I'm frustrated and sad"