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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

Funny memes of Robert Pattinson standing in kitchen | text - spooky blm donny @_donnydrama we kicked this dude out of the party 6 times and somehow he keeps getting back in literally no one knows who he is

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funniest relationship tweets we saw this week - Text - Jude, sexy siren of the south @heyitsJudeD My husband asked me what l'd like for my birthday Is 'a divorce' an appropriate answer? Asking for me.

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (September 25, 2020)

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funniest women roasting men tweets of the week - Text - Roxi Horror @roxiqt WOMEN: When I had my IUD inserted, I blacked out from the pain but it wasn't a big deal MEN: Condoms are uncomfy :( If I have to wear one, this is going to be the worst day of my life :(

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (September 23, 2020)

The ruthless women of Twitter

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funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking I can clean my car, vacuum it squeaky clean. Put my kids in. Give them absolutely nothing and there's 52 lbs of crumbs in the seats when they get out. This is how I know children are 98% made up of crumbs.

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (September 22, 2020)

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funniest women tweets we came across this week - Text - Rachel @femaleredhead girls be like "happy birthday to the craziest person i know" and it's just sarah

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (September 21, 2020)

Women of Twitter who crack us up

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - mark @TheCatWhisprer Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me between 2 and 50 times and you're my 5yo getting out of bed at night.

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (September 20, 2020)

The funny parents of Twitter

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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic | Text - Goats? @Gooooats It's unfair of my wife to assume that I'm the one who absentmindedly put the milk away in the cereal cabinet. I mean, I definitely did it, but she shouldn't just assume.

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funniest women roasting men tweets of the week | Text - Alyssa Schoener @alyssa_schoener I once asked this guy why he was ignoring me when I clearly showed interest in him and he responded with "when did u show interest in me?" Like hm idk maybe when I had sex with u

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (September 16, 2020)

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funniest dad tweets of the week - thumbnail text - The Dad THE DAD @thedad feel so bad I annoyed my son by making him pause YouTube for 2 seconds so he could come get the sandwich I made and cut into perfect triangles for him, my little prince

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (August 15, 2020)

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funniest women tweets we came across this week - text Jess Carpenter @JessCarpWrites Overly healthy people be like, "Just mix oats, organic soil, a splash of almond milk, and a leaf from the world's tallest tree and you've got the EASIEST, MOST PERFECT, chocolate chip cookies

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (September 14, 2020)

Women of Twitter who crack us up

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - text - Kids_kubed +1 @Kids_kubed 7: Mommy, remember how I collect acorns in the fall? Me: Yes! You collected so many last year 7: and remember how I told you to keep them? Me: 7: Can I have them now? Me:

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (September 13, 2020)

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people share funniest memes of KUWTK ending on Twitter - cover pic | text - Ryan Warne @thouartvandelay Kris Jenner trying to become a chef since kuwtk is ending

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Funny memes about KUWTK ending

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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic | text - Satirical Mommy @MommySatirical Marriage tip: if your wife repeatedly asks why something is where it is - "It's not bothering anybody" is NOT the correct response

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (September 11, 2020)

All is fair in love and war. And Twitter of course

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funniest women roasting men tweets of the week- cover pic | Text - Priscilla @itsPKav give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. teach a man how to cook a fish and he will immediately forget what you said.

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (September 9, 2020)

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funniest dad tweets of the week- cover pic | Text - No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards I'm 3 kids and 13 years into parenting and I went to bed last night like an idiot assuming my 6yo would sleep in because she was up late, and now I want to yell at my earlier self "that's not how it works you dumbass! You're in hell, remember?" But I won't because l'm an optimist

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (August 8, 2020)

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tweets of dumb things people overheard at movie theaters | tweet about 127 hours movie @ Save CJ @oboe_cop Replying to @shutupmikeginn I went to see 127 hours at the cinema. Part way through a lady in the row behind me said l hope he's not going to be stuck behind that rock for the whole film

Twitter Users Reveal Ridiculous Statements Overheard At The Movie Theater

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