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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

funniest tweets written by women - cover pic about the pill being like an advent calendar | tweet by sophie @sophieeewhite7 pill is kinda like mini advent calendar u think about

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (August 3, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets - tweet about son who wiped booger on dads pillow | Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy My son wiped booger on pillow while were sitting on my bed watching TV. He saw my face and said Don't worry, Mommy Daddy's pillow guess 's fair. 7:11 PM Jul 31, 2020 Buffer

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 2, 2020)

funny examples of people getting tongue-tied and embarrassing themselves - cover pic tweet about confusing words | Lucas @OFLaCar Meant say "hold on second" and "give minute customer and came out as "hold second monday

People Who Got Tongue-Tied And Embarrassed Themselves

funniest relationship tweets - cover pic wife complaining about energetic husband | Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 hate my husband wakes up with too much energy just want relax. He's all Let's clean garage, let's go Lowe's get new BBQ, let's paint bathroom about "let's get divorce 8:45 PM Jul 26, 2020 Twitter iPhone >

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (July 31, 2020)

funny tweets about bad ways parents apologize - cover pic tweet about parents ignoring then suddenly speaking to them again | @nour_xo789 Replying flstinifaerie *ignores 2-3 business days, huffing and puffing, not answering speak them, then magically starts talking

People Tweet Bad Ways Their Parents Apologize

Parenting tweet written by a mom who can't stand hearing the word "Again" from her toddler | Molly McNearney @mollymcnearney l'd rather hear my toddler say F-word than "Again

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 26, 2020)

tweets about the Metro UK challenging themselves to spend Jeff Bezos' net worth | Amazon founder Jeff Bezos records yesterday as saw the largest ever growth in wealth in day. mogul a whopping $13 billion dollars in 24 hours. bringing his net worth to S 189.3 bdlbn. THREAD) | We still have a lot to spend. So how can dent this obscene sum? Jeff needs a fighter jet, because what billionaire CEO doesn't need a small army at his disposal. Ten F-22 Raptors. That should do it. $1.4 billion.

Metro UK Try (And Fail) To Spend Net Worth Of Jeff Bezos, Founder Of Amazon - Twitter Thread

funny tweets about the reality of marriage - cover pic about finding a black thong in your bed, asking your husband, but it's a face mask | Mommy Owl @Lhlodder Just found black thong tucked inside my bedsheets knew didn't belong so alled my husband over ask wth is. So anyway funny story turns out thong looks lot like face mask.

Tweets About The Realities Of Married Life

funny tweets of women roasting men - Any time a guy on Tinder says he's "looking for something casual," I just send him a link to a Gap v-neck tee"

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (July 22, 2020)

Funniest women tweets | crystal J @mendozur Jobs: NOW HIRING applies* Jobs: Not tho 2:02 am 11 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 97.1K Retweets and comments 522.1K Likes >

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (July 20, 2020)

Funny parenting tweets | t7 MumlnBits Retweeted Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78 Parenting, where one minute ready scream head off at one kids and very next minute crying at pictures they were younger. 4:15 am 18 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 279 Retweets and comments 1.1K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 19, 2020)

Funniest Relationship Tweets | James @CaucasianJames dudes dress up nicer golf than they do dates 8:52 pm 14 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 29.4K Retweets and comments 298.5K Likes >

Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

funny tweets of women roasting men - cover pic BREAKING: ex boyfriend now dating girl he swore he followed "by accident" when we were together

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (July 15, 2020)

Funniest women tweets of the week | Heaven @HeavenSentMel Due Covid-19 will not shake hands or hug anymore may either Kneel or Bow 2:51 am 9 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 159.9K Retweets and comments 601.1K Likes >

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (July 13 , 2020)

Funniest parenting tweets | WTFDAD @daddydoubts Sure own kids are annoying, but have ever met other people's kids? 5:33 pm 4 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 241 Retweets and comments 1.2K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 13, 2020)

relatable women tweets | Abby Heugel @AbbyHaslssues just got an extra 10 minutes resistance training trying take off my sports bra. O 613 1:09 AM Jan 12, 2018 152 people are talking about this

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