funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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stories of people getting fired from their jobs | Greg DeNinno @gpdno My wife 16 years suddenly and unexpectedly died August. My work got mad because would cry office so took 6 weeks off. They wanted back sooner but refused AndThenIWasFired

People Reveal Their 'And Then I Was Fired' Moments

funny tweets from characters in the bible | Vamwe blaz @_avocadoO_T3 itsNyaWan Llove democzacy Moses he came down mountain Trallfoodboll Thefoorballtroll ScrappyMo pitied and Israelites worshiping another god | abby @abigail_kaputo itsNyaWan Jonahs wife hearing him explain why he hasn't been home three days because he swallowed by fish

Tweet Like Someone In The Bible: Funny Thread

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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about husband and wife arguing about who will die first and why | Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking my wife and argued last night about which one us will be dying first and why each think other will die first officially run out things discuss

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 28, 2020)

people share screenshots of customer service reps flirting with them on Twitter | O p r lme Thank you :) You are very sweet and I must say you have a very lovely name Its okay! Have you found anything on the parcel sorry im kind of in a rush roxana nco.uk Rup eSh I Custom" Service Good news is that Seller will contact you within 24 hours with an update and order should be delivered to you On priority. rite a message.. Not the amazon customer service guy legit flirting with me LOOOOL orie Send Do

Times People's Customer Service Reps Flirted With Them

funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet | Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Being great mom: scheduling doctor's appointments, keeping track school projects, setting up playdates, making sure everyone brushes their teeth Being great dad: popsicles lunch

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 23, 2020)

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Funny tweets about working | dirt prince @pant_leg get so mad people ask gonna do on my day off bitch gonna recover all my days on

Painfully True Tweets About Having to Work

funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about husband acting like a grown man and a child | Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy My husband: l'm grown man. Please stop treating like child. Also my husband: Can find my jacket hungry need nap.

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 21, 2020)

funniest tweets written by women - cover pic tweet "putting some chlorine in my margarita so it tastes like I'm drinking it in a pool"

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (August 17, 2020)

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Macaulay Culkin funniest tweets | Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk Here's some things doing instead watching oscars 1. Making ramen | Macaulay Culkin o @IncredibleCulk This is an updated Home Alone would actually look like.

Turns Out, Macaulay Culkin Is One Of The Funniest Tweeters

funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet by mom about asking her 4-year-old kid to hold her beer | Not Nanny @not_thenanny brought my beer park and wanted do zipline so literally asked my 4YO hold my beer think just peaked at bad momming.

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 16, 2020)

funny tweets about not having money - cover pic tweet about wanting to have a house by age 25 | Jonwayne O @jonwayne Age 20 5 years going own benz and have my house paid off. Age 25 know Patricia? Make TWO mexican pizzas. 10:39 AM 15 Feb 2016

Funny Tweets About (Not Having Any) Money

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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about husband stealing covers and wife sending him downstairs so she can steal them back

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 14, 2020)

funniest tweets written by women - cover pic tweet about spider having too much food in its web | Tessa Strain @tessastrain Ok spider who lives outside my bedroom window and whose web survived TROPICAL STORM has about dozen tiny flies and beetle 3x its size trapped its web, and sorry but no way are going be able eat all

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (August 10 2020)

funniest parenting tweets - tweet about kids being kidnapped by pirates and arguing who goes first | Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 my family were kidnapped by pirates and forced walk plank into shark infested waters pretty sure my children would fight over who got go first.

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 9, 2020)

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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about marriage is finding that one person whose breathing doesn't make you want to murder them

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 7, 2020)

funny tweets introducing male characters the way male screenwriters describe women - cover pic funny tweet describing male character | Shaula Evans @ShaulaEvans Replying jelenawoehr and @becauseivy BOBBY HARDWOOD (23 boy next door, handsome but doesn't know jiggles perkily down stairs despite his XL-cup jockstrap. His perfect, chiseled, well-oiled, otherwise naked body glistens. He grins at MS PROTAGONIST, knowing her insults are really coded flirtation.

Introducing Male Characters Like Male Screenwriters Describe Women: Twitter Thread

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16-year-old twin refuses to spend time with sister after she takes brother's ex's side about their breakup, parents get involved: 'She's still mad at me for not chasing after a girl who broke up with me'

16-year-old twin refuses to spend time with sister after she takes brother's ex's side about their breakup, parents get involved: 'She's still mad at me for not chasing after a girl who broke up with me'

Laugh-Out-Loud Memes for Married Couples Who Know They Can't Live Without Each Other

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Mom makes surprising decision to sell family home out from under son and his girlfriend, he cuts her off in retaliation despite ample warning

Mom makes surprising decision to sell family home out from under son and his girlfriend, he cuts her off in retaliation despite ample warning

9-year-old walks home in the rain when friend's parents don't offer her a ride home, despite her parents always giving the friend a ride, dad of 9-year-old refuses to continue carpooling: 'I found my daughter fully soaked and wet'

9-year-old walks home in the rain when friend's parents don't offer her a ride home, despite her parents always giving the friend a ride, dad of 9-year-old refuses to continue carpooling: 'I found my daughter fully soaked and wet'

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