funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funny relatable tweets from parents about raising 'threenagers' | thumbnail text - Mom On The Rocks @mom_ontherocks Threenager: (noun) A three year old with all the emotional instability from the terrible twos but with more of a vocabulary, mixed with the rebellious attitude of a teenager. 3:36 PM May 21, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 79 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 353 Likes

Relatable Tweets From Parents About The Struggles Of Raising A 'Threenager'

Funniest Tweets From Parents Who Caught Their Kids When They Were Up To No Good| thumbnail text - - non podchametz ... @crookedroads770 Yesterday I overheard my two year old son saying "Are you sure this is a good idea" and my five year old son replying "Trust me" and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life 10:21 PM · Jan 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 58.1K Retweets 2,980 Quote Tweets 703.8K Likes

Funniest Tweets From Parents Who Caught Their Kids When They Were Up To No Good

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Weekly Dose Of Mansplaining Tweets (March 31, 2021)| thumbnail text - M Brendon Walsh, MD, Piss Drinker @atBrendonWalsh A guy just tried to mansplain diarrhea to me. I can't wait to see the look on his face when I tell him that I invented diarrhea. 6:21 PM · Mar 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2 Retweets 137 Likes

Weekly Dose Of Mansplaining Tweets (March 31, 2021)

Tweets about being personally victimized by White Claw | thumbnail text - Tyler Posting His L's @tyler_is_funny You ever though "I like this white claw, but I wish it was worse tasting and there was more of it"? White Claw Surge is for you! CLAL A CLAW CLAW HARD SELTZ HARD HARD HARD SURGE SURGE SURGE SURGE BLOOD ORANGE BLOOD ORANGE CRANBERRY CRANBERRY ITE SELTZER ITE SELTZE NHITE SELTZ

Funniest Tweets About Being Personally Victimized By White Claw

Most Passionate Memes About The '90 Day Fiance' Wedding Episode| thumbnail text - Jean Luc Picard @CaptPiccard #90DayFiance Jovi and Yaras wedding officiant

The Most Passionate Memes About The '90 Day Fiancé' Wedding Episode

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Prince William Named 'World's Sexiest Man' And Twitter Is Howling| thumbnail text - Sassy Vagrant X- @myloveisdrunk ... Replying to @ManMadeMoon and @Independent I can't tell you how devestated I am to hear all other bald men have died. 8:39 PM · Mar 27, 2021 · Twitter for Android 60 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 2,090 Likes

Prince William Named 'World's Sexiest Bald Man' And Twitter Is Howling

funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... "Dad isn't it weird that the word chicken can mean an animal or a type of food?" - my kid, on the verge of making a horrific realization 2:55 AM - Mar 30, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 246 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 2,575 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (March 30, 2021)

Funniest tweets about 'adulting' from this week | thumbnail text - lexi taylor @itslexitaylor ... Adulting is getting excited about buying a new air purifier and also looking at vacuums 3:02 AM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Relatable 'Adulting' Tweets From This Week (March 29, 2021)

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Funny tweets about psycho roommates this week | thumbnail text - JasonMach7 If ever think have crazy roommate just remember mine is currently trying get arrested 8:33 AM Mar 22, 2021 Twitter iPhone

Iconic 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets We Saw This Week (March 29, 2021)

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - helena @freshhel Sooo hot when a guy has a big weird chocolate factory and is not afraid to discipline other people's children 5:33 AM - Mar 25, 2021 Twitter Web App 16.5K Retweets 353 Quote Tweets 204.9K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 29, 2021)

Weekly Ridiculous Astrology Tweets Which Are Unintentionally Funny (March 28, 2021)| thumbnail text - d* Empress Atlantis @empressatlantis •.. If you hate on astrology u don't deserve to celebrate your own birthday 1:18 AM · Mar 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Weekly Ridiculous Astrology Tweets Which Are Unintentionally Funny (March 28, 2021)

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Funny tweets from parents showing how seriously their kids take birthdays | thumbnail text - *sigh*clops @aotakeo ... My daughter turned 5 today. She is currently having a meltdown bc she "still looks 4" 7:12 PM Feb 7, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 194 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 3,083 Likes

Funny Tweets From Parents Showing How Seriously Their Kids Take Birthdays

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Not Another Pinterest Mom @snarkymomtobe What's the most embarrassing thing said by a child in a public restroom I'll start: "why is your bottom so hairy" 7:19 PM Mar 24, 2021 - Twitter for Android 22 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 220 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 28, 2021)

funny tweets from parents about their kids' shoe struggles | thumbnail text - MyMomologue @MyMomologue ... Me: I believe in gentle parenting. Also me: I swear to God, Sweetheart, if you don't put your shoes on, Mommy's going to lose her shit. 10:26 PM Feb 5, 2019 - Twitter for iPhone 69 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 306 Likes

Funny Tweets From Parents About Their Kids' Shoe Struggles

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Funny tweets about Lana del Rey's aesthetic | thumbnail text - į dog (massachusetts destroyer) @mfjdog my little brother just said quote "all lana del rey songs are like 'i'm smoking a cigarette at the milkshake factory"

Funniest Tweets About Lana Del Rey's Overly Dramatic Aesthetic

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry You can send all the flowers or write all the romantic poetry you want but until you pretend to be asleep when your wife farts loud enough to register on a Richter scale, you know nothing of real romance 8:58 PM · Mar 20, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 70 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 421 Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (March 26, 2021)