funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny tweets about working | dirt prince @pant_leg get so mad people ask gonna do on my day off bitch gonna recover all my days on

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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about husband acting like a grown man and a child | Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy My husband: l'm grown man. Please stop treating like child. Also my husband: Can find my jacket hungry need nap.

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 21, 2020)

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funniest tweets written by women - cover pic tweet "putting some chlorine in my margarita so it tastes like I'm drinking it in a pool"

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Macaulay Culkin funniest tweets | Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk Here's some things doing instead watching oscars 1. Making ramen | Macaulay Culkin o @IncredibleCulk This is an updated Home Alone would actually look like.

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet by mom about asking her 4-year-old kid to hold her beer | Not Nanny @not_thenanny brought my beer park and wanted do zipline so literally asked my 4YO hold my beer think just peaked at bad momming.

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 16, 2020)

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funny tweets about not having money - cover pic tweet about wanting to have a house by age 25 | Jonwayne O @jonwayne Age 20 5 years going own benz and have my house paid off. Age 25 know Patricia? Make TWO mexican pizzas. 10:39 AM 15 Feb 2016

Funny Tweets About (Not Having Any) Money

funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about husband stealing covers and wife sending him downstairs so she can steal them back

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 14, 2020)

funniest tweets written by women - cover pic tweet about spider having too much food in its web | Tessa Strain @tessastrain Ok spider who lives outside my bedroom window and whose web survived TROPICAL STORM has about dozen tiny flies and beetle 3x its size trapped its web, and sorry but no way are going be able eat all

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (August 10 2020)

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funniest parenting tweets - tweet about kids being kidnapped by pirates and arguing who goes first | Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 my family were kidnapped by pirates and forced walk plank into shark infested waters pretty sure my children would fight over who got go first.

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 9, 2020)

funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about marriage is finding that one person whose breathing doesn't make you want to murder them

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 7, 2020)

funny tweets introducing male characters the way male screenwriters describe women - cover pic funny tweet describing male character | Shaula Evans @ShaulaEvans Replying jelenawoehr and @becauseivy BOBBY HARDWOOD (23 boy next door, handsome but doesn't know jiggles perkily down stairs despite his XL-cup jockstrap. His perfect, chiseled, well-oiled, otherwise naked body glistens. He grins at MS PROTAGONIST, knowing her insults are really coded flirtation.

Introducing Male Characters Like Male Screenwriters Describe Women: Twitter Thread

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funniest tweets written by women - cover pic about the pill being like an advent calendar | tweet by sophie @sophieeewhite7 pill is kinda like mini advent calendar u think about

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (August 3, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets - tweet about son who wiped booger on dads pillow | Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy My son wiped booger on pillow while were sitting on my bed watching TV. He saw my face and said Don't worry, Mommy Daddy's pillow guess 's fair. 7:11 PM Jul 31, 2020 Buffer

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 2, 2020)

funny examples of people getting tongue-tied and embarrassing themselves - cover pic tweet about confusing words | Lucas @OFLaCar Meant say "hold on second" and "give minute customer and came out as "hold second monday

People Who Got Tongue-Tied And Embarrassed Themselves

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funniest relationship tweets - cover pic wife complaining about energetic husband | Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 hate my husband wakes up with too much energy just want relax. He's all Let's clean garage, let's go Lowe's get new BBQ, let's paint bathroom about "let's get divorce 8:45 PM Jul 26, 2020 Twitter iPhone >

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funny tweets about bad ways parents apologize - cover pic tweet about parents ignoring then suddenly speaking to them again | @nour_xo789 Replying flstinifaerie *ignores 2-3 business days, huffing and puffing, not answering speak them, then magically starts talking

People Tweet Bad Ways Their Parents Apologize

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Woman refuses to spend Christmas with her in-laws after MIL treats her poorly, husband threatens divorce and their marriage is on the line: 'You're being selfish'

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