funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

Funny tweets about gyno appointments | thumbnail text - palG-11 @allalonebert Replying to @bratchnyp and @MckeverJonas My gyno said I had the cutest cervix, said it looks like a teeny donut. e 9:35 PM · Apr 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Women Cringe Communally At The Mortification Of Gyno Appointments

Juiciest Tweets Roasting Every Moment Of The 2021 Oscars| Thumbnail text - - Face - Dave Itzkoff ... @ditzkoff Incredible that we get to see the real-time reaction from Daniel Kaluuya's mother as he talks about his parents having sex

Juiciest Tweets Roasting Every Moment Of The 2021 Oscars

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Anne Sundell @anne_sundell ever since i found out my therapist is younger than me our interactions have the energy of getting coffee with an intern 6:48 PM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 3,344 Retweets 430 Quote Tweets 132.8K Likes

Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (April 26, 2021)

Funny tweets about taxi experiences | thumbnail text - Mike Coogan @schm_oogan Just left an Uber ride who's car radio go-to was listening to Horror Story podcasts. After 25 minutes of listening to how little Tommy went missing I think I'm switching to Lyft. 10:05 AM · May 11, 2018 from Palos Heights, IL · Twitter for iPhone

The Most Entertaining Uber and Lyft Rides, According To Twitter

Funny tweets about adulting | thumbnail text -  QAM @WTFISaidWas Adulting is really just figuring out how many different ways you can cook chicken for dinner every week 1:37 AM · Apr 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Astrology Tweets Which Are So Extra It's Funny (April 25, 2021)| thumbnail text - O patty O @misspattyphatty if astrology isn't real, then why are you like that? 12:29 AM · Apr 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 3,575 Retweets 241 Quote Tweets 18.2K Likes

Astrology Tweets Which Are So Extra It's Funny (April 25, 2021)

Funny and relatable tweets about the discomfort of wearing a bra | thumbnail text - queen quen ... @quenblackwell wearing a bra is self harm to me.personally. 7:15 AM · Feb 18, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 27.4K Retweets 741 Quote Tweets 95.4K Likes

Painfully Relatable Tweets About The Hassle And Discomforts Of Wearing A Bra

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - MumlnBits ... @MumInBits I think l'll tape this random thing to this random thing then cover it all in lots more tape then never touch it again pre schoolers 12:10 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 63 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 526 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (April 25, 2021)

Funny tweets about d*ck appointments | thumbnail text - Han ... @heyoldsport I would highly recommend dating men who are 30 or older.. I got my laundry done for free during the dick appointment and it felt better than it probably should have 12:36 AM · Apr 18, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Women Are Probably Booking More D*ck Appointments Than Doc Appointments

Funny tweets about nature healing | thumbnail text - Taylor (Taylor's Version) @SweetBabyTayz ... Just saw someone projectile vomit out of an Uber and hold up traffic in broad daylight, nature is healing 3:12 AM · Apr 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Celebrate All The Ways Nature Is Healing After A Dumpster Fire Year

Funny tweets about drunk texting | thumbnail text - Тaylor @sidewalkbaddie ... Just noticed this message I sent @LilNasX while I was drunk af. Not really sure what I was thinking. НОМЕ 12:42 973% nope @LilINasX I miss you and your beautiful milky titties 2021-02-14, 00:56 /

Weekly Roundup Of The Funniest Drunk Texts People Regret Sending (April 22, 2021)

funny tweets from people about the worst and most awkward dates they've ever been on | thumbnail text - BIG Miss Steak @ba3thany Replying to @NatelsBack2 His family owned/ran a funeral home. Did not have an issue with that, but he spent the later part of dinner telling me what kind of makeup techniques he would use on me if I died. 8:20 AM · Apr 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 499 Retweets 221 Quote Tweets 7,409 Likes

Funny Tweets From People About The Worst, Most Awkward Dates They've Ever Been On

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Violet 5G Valentine ... @thot_piece my mom used to think LGBT was internet slang for "let's get breakfast together" 10:57 PM Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter for Android 4,568 Retweets 720 Quote Tweets 68.7K Likes

Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (April 22, 2021)

Funny tweets about skincare routines | thumbnail text - Poosh @pooshdotcom ... POOSH If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my 12- step skincare routine. Vitamin C АНА/ВНА SPF AVA Hyaluronic Acid Micellar Retinol

Sparkling Skin Care Routines Are Guaranteed To Revamp Our Lives, According To Twitter

Funny tweets about doing hot girl shit | thumbnail text - MF FairyPrincessSmoo @Smooheed *falls asleep in sun, wakes up totally sunburnt* Is this it? Am I finally doing hot girl shit? 1:37 AM · Apr 16, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Women Everywhere Are Champions Of 'Doing Hot Girl Sh*t' According To Twitter

Weekly Dose Of Mansplaining Tweets (April 21, 2021)| thumbnail text - dirt prince @pants_leg teach a man to fish and he'll turn around and try to teach you to fish like he invented it and you're an idiot restingbaeface i feel this in my soul

Weekly Dose Of Mansplaining Tweets (April 21, 2021)