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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Astrology Tweets Which Are Actually Really Funny If You Know Nothing About Astrology (April 18, 2021)| thumbnail text - - Terms of Virgo @VirgoTerms you piss a #Virgo off, you can forget about that treat they were planning to give you tonight. If 1:58 AM · Apr 17, 2021 · Astrologyzo 141 Retweets 24 Quote Tweets 891 Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - MumlnBits @MumInBits I was complaining that we have too much stuff in our house and need to get rid of some of it and my 4yo looked me dead in the eye and said "you should probably burn it in the oven like all our food mummy" and then carried on playing with her Barbie 4:12 PM Apr 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 135 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 1,189 Likes

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Funny tweets about dating apps | thumbnail text - shan ... @shannybearrr Oooof someone suggested I meet up with them irl from a dating app!! Sorry but dating apps are video games they're not real. 7:15 AM · Apr 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Relationship Memes For Those Of Us Who Love To Pick Fights| thumbnail text - Brea Simone Follow @BreaSimone Me: he apologized. I should just say okay & let it go. Other me: bring up that thing that pissed you off 3 weeks ago too. Finish him.

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Procrastination Memes For Anyone Who Should Definitely Be Doing Something Else Right Now| thumbnail text - scottwesierski Follow @scottwesierski *Watches Netflix happily* *Remembers homework/exams/responsibilities* *Watches Netflix stressfully* 5:15 AM - 10 Jan 2014 27 138 O 274

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Funny tweets about hating outdoors | thumbnail text - nari !! @DETECTIV3DREAM when i say i want to go on vacation i don't mean the beach or a cottage in the woods, i mean another city like london, tokyo, etc. I HATE THE OUTDOORS and I would not want to spend time with bugs and getting my hands dirty 7:18 PM · Apr 13, 2021 · Twitter Web App

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Funny tweets about weekend plans | thumbnail text - Leftist Bluth ... @leftjerkstore Official weekend plans I'm relaxing, I'm geting blackout drunk and you're leaving me alone.

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Funny tweets about the walk of the shame | thumbnail text - Rectangle - lexa @alexapankratzz i just did the walk of shame out of my room with 20 cups. no one talk to me for 3-7 business days 11:38 PM · Apr 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Vinod Chhapro0 @Chhapiness I handed my wife lavender scented soap while she was doing dishes, her reaction proved that lavender does not have any calming effect 4:50 PM · Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 104 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 417 Likes

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Thirst tweets for Ryan Gosling | thumbnail text - mii ... @miashizuko Tonight I will listen to sad songs and think about how I will never meet Ryan Gosling 6:27 AM · Apr 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Funny tweets about nature healing | thumbnail text - Phil O @uncw808 Y'all, I made out with someone in a bathroom stall at a bar last night. Nature is healing 9:46 PM · Apr 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking i got my ears cleaned out at the ENT today. got home and could hear my kids louder so this is bullshit i want my ear wax back 6:54 PM Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter Web App 28 Retweets 326 Likes

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Funny tweets about Instagram influencers | thumbnail tweet - Vicky Carr @VickyHCarr A parenting influencer posting about the joy of eating pesto porridge (yes,v that's porridge with pesto in it) for breakfast may just be the line I needed to cross in order to accept I don't belong on Instagram. 2:14 PM · Apr 5, 2021 · Twitter for Android

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Funny tweets about mental breakdowns | thumbnail text - Merve ... @merveebgln mental breakdown my depressioR my brain my anxiety

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - elsie ? @activesandal ... Gyno: what's your tattoo say Me: it's nothing don't even worry about it Gyno: 9 "if... you can- Me: fine it says "if you can read it you can eat it" l'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry 7:51 AM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 6,790 Retweets 519 Quote Tweets 118.1K Likes

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Funny tweets about adulting | thumbnail text - Doc McStuffins @doctuh_p My parents really got me out here working for a living. No trust fund or nothing.

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