funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Let's get married and have kids so instead of hitting a happy hour on Friday you can wash sports uniforms and I can try to pick which can of beer or seltzer pairs best with the hamburger helper l'm making. 9:08 PM Apr 30, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 38 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 734 Likes

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Funny tweets about dating apps | thumbnail text -  Lane Moore @hellolanemoore men on dating apps will be like "text me, I'm not on this app much" WELL B*TCH THIS APP JUST GAVE U A HOT GIRL TO TALK TO CHANGE UR PRIORITIES 6:27 PM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Twitter goes crazy over the term 'cheugy' | thumbnail text -  kelly andrew @KayAyDrew ... I read an article about the word "cheugy" at 3am in a half asleep delirium and was convinced l'd dreamt it but it turns out I have not and also it applies to half the women on my Facebook. 10:05 PM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - ms pippershnippetz ... @lolumOKUR the next short guy that makes me sad is going in a ziploc bag 4:51 PM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 682 Retweets 37 Quote Tweets 7,401 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland My daughter woke up at 6:06 today instead of her usual 6:00 because we let her stay up 5 hours past her bedtime last night. 5:26 PM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 48 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 1,173 Likes

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Funny tweets women wrote to future husbands | thumbnail text - -MB- @madifromtexas28 Dear future husband, there will be a queso fountain & a mechanical bull at the reception. I don't make the rules 8:19 PM · Apr 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly when someone w well maintained dyed blonde hair complains about being broke im like. just let your hair be brown weirdo. there's $1000 a month and it's not that bad i promise. 6:07 AM Apr 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 862 Retweets 443 Quote Tweets 32.3K Likes

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Funny tweets about psycho roommates | thumbnail text - Electric Loser @GigaWhit  Do other people clap during televised speeches or is my roommate as crazy as I think? 5:01 AM · Apr 29, 2021 · Twitter for Android

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funny women memes for anyone who needs a laugh | thumbnail text - hate ppl use their zodiac justify shitty behavior like "sry can't help im scorpio no Susan just bitch Hannah Berner @beingbernz No one: Literally nobody: Crickets: Guy from India in your DMs: Not a single soul: Influencers: A lot of you guys have been asking about my daily makeup routine!.

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Sweet Momissa ... @sweetmomissa None of the parenting books prepared me for my teen asking me what "the carpet matches the drapes" means. 3:21 PM · Apr 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 165 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 1,034 Likes

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Period Tweets Which Are Simply 'On Periodt'| thumbnail text - Bec Shaw ... @Brocklesnitch We love to forget that our period comes every month dont we. We love to feel all our little emotions and wonder where it's coming from and say "ohhh of course I have my period" and then do the same exact process about 4 weeks later don't we 3:59 PM · Apr 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 92 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 1,437 Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Rodney Lacroix ... @RodLacroix Walked over to kiss my wife as she walked in from work and she said those six magical words to me: "Ugh. Did you eat garlic today?" 11:17 PM Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 3 Retweets 23 Likes

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Tweets about Leslie Odom Jr's outfit at the Oscars | thumbnail text - svea ... @abookfinch me at 2 am this morning: why did i think it was a good idea to stay up for the oscars leslie odom jr.: *is there* me: never mind this is why 9:24 AM · Apr 26, 2021 · Twitter Web App

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Funny tweets about how 'nature is healing' | thumbnail text - lex ... @hotgirlintech had a 4.5 minute crush on a guy at my coffee shop. turns out he drives a custom tesla with the license plate "shroom vroom" or some sh*t and now we've broken up. nature is healing. 8:15 PM · Apr 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Weekly Dose Of Mansplaining Tweets (April 28, 2021)| thumbnail text - Sara Nović @NovicSara good afternoon to everyone except men who mansplain even while agreeing with you 7:26 PM · Apr 26, 2021 · Twitter for Android 3 Retweets 57 Likes

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funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Queen Kitten .. ... @Elanikitten the next time a sleazy guy asks for your phone number tell him you'll only give it to him if he also gives you his mom's number, so u can call her when he starts acting dn 3:17 AM · Apr 26, 2021 Twitter for Android 8 Retweets 67 Likes

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