funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Vision Bored @VisionBored 1 I was out with my sons and my youngest started crying because he wanted a box of tampons thinking it was candy. My middle son yelled, "Those aren't candy, they're TAMPONS for Mommy's WIENER!" My oldest screamed, "Mommy doesn't have a WIENER she has a VAGINA!" Wear a condom. 3:41 PM · May 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 637 Retweets 72 Quote Tweets 7,015 Likes

Funny Parenting Tweets That Hit Where It Hurts

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Anne Sundell @anne_sundell i have come across so many of the same people on dating apps over the years i've started to see them as coworkers 4:55 PM · May 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 978 Retweets 97 Quote Tweets 18.1K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week

Funny dating app tweets | thumbnail text - sam ... @_SamVargas_ Hehe back on dating apps Bogheae 9 Halumeany I AM READY TO GET HURT AGÅIN.

This Week's Batch Of Funniest Dating App Tweets

Cringe-Worthy Tweets About People Who Mansplain Like It's Their Literal Job| thumbnail text - lil manko @fkawhit why does my bf mansplain stocks to me babe please I literally became a millionaire on animal crossing buying and selling turnips where's ur experience???? 6:03 AM · May 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 15 Retweets 317 Likes

Cringe-Worthy Tweets About People Who Mansplain Like It's Their Literal Job

most savage women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly in a fight w my boyfriend bc he wasn't an enthusiastic enough participant in my "what will we name our 6 daughters" conversation 8:01 PM · May 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 359 Retweets 39 Quote Tweets 16.2K Likes

Most Savage 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets From This Week

Tweets about being wine drunk | thumbnail text -  goob @DeAngelbutt I feel like I access my entire cognitive ability when I'm wine drunk. Like Plato has nothing on me when l've had 6 glasses of Chardonnay 5:51 AM · May 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Tweets Celebrating The Magic Of Being Wine Drunk

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - nash flynn @itsnashflynn snow white broke into a house in the woods and did chores. wow, boring. goldilocks, the true hero, broke in to a house, made some judgements, and then took a nap. i have no notes 12:52 AM · May 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 14.5K Retweets 196 Quote Tweets 147.5K Likes

Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women Who Had Us Howling

Cultural differences between the UK and the USA | thumbnail text - Lem32 · 3h The US is blindly optimistic, and the UK is blindly pessimistic culturally.

Top Reasons Why The US And The UK Couldn't Be More Different

This week's adulting tweets | thumbnail text - Solange Mbunde @ianmbunde ... minutes into adulting on a Monday Go take a rest; you deserve it.

Adulting Tweets Which Speak The Truth About Growing Up

This week's psycho roommate tweets| thumbnail text - diogenes @drnkngwdionysus My friend telling me about their psycho roommate and I just want to ask if he's single because I know I can change him. 8:08 PM · May 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Wildest 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets We Saw This Week

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Very Extra Horoscope Tweets For Any Casual Astrologers

'Friends' Reunion Causes Ross-Rachel Meltdown Tweets After True Romance Is Revealed| thumbnail text - >> Izzy @tmlinson13 how do people expect me to be fine after today when I'll be forever carrying the knowledge of David and Jennifer were crushing on each other and reflecting that energy into Ross and Rachel? #FriendsReunion

'Friends' Reunion Causes Ross-Rachel Meltdown Tweets After True Romance Is Revealed

funny tweets about walk of shame | thumbnail text - . jaq @cheddarsink ... walked alone all the way to the tennis courts and then found out they were occupied and i was too socially awkward to tell them that i booked it so i just. left. and did the walk of shame back home. 10:47 AM · May 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

This Week's Funniest Walk Of Shame Tweets

Tweets From People Mentally Physically and Psychologically Prepared For Hot Girl Summer| thumbnail text - Bris @bristyldempseyy Due to personal reasons, I will be flourishing and and having a hot girl summer. 6:22 PM · May 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 45 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 229 Likes

Tweets From People Mentally Physically and Psychologically Prepared For Hot Girl Summer

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Ariana Lenarsky @aardvarsk dating a very social person in their 30s is like starting a show in its 20th season with 125 characters and 3,000 storyarcs to learn 7:15 PM May 21, 2021 Twitter Web App 7,449 Retweets 1,535 Quote Tweets 141.8K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets That Had Us Howling

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Relatable Tweets About How Annoying Brothers Are