funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Memes That Made Us Say 'Ye' For Kanye's 44th Birthday| Thumbnail text - Kanye look like the type of kid to argue with the teacher and bring up the teachers divorce

Memes That Made Us Say 'Ye' For Kanye's 44th Birthday

most savage women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Alyssa Schoener @alyssa_schoener ... Sometimes his lies are so extravagant that I have to forgive him. Not because I believe him but because l'm impressed by the effort. 7:39 PM · Jun 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 110 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 1,873 Likes

Most Savage 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets From This Week

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - jon drake @DrakeGatsby ... Imagine raising a child, staying up countless nights with them, sacrificing for them and then on Father's Day they get you a tie with a fish on it 10:08 PM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 30 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 522 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting

Tweets about gynecologist appointments | thumbnail text - Julia Gallimore ... @julia_gall_ *at a gyno apt* Nurse: "Are you having any breast issues?" Me: "Yeah, they're not big enough." 7:10 PM · Oct 22, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

A Batch Of Awkward Tweets About Dreaded Gynecologist Appointments

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Tiff @its_me_your_mom Pinterest girls be like: I'm getting married in a barn but the barn is made of reclaimed barn wood from a different barn 3:39 PM · Jun 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,615 Retweets 61 Quote Tweets 32.7K Likes

Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women Who Have More Sass Than Sense

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funniest tweets about marriage we saw last week | thumbnail Font - Dan Regan @Social_Mime ... Marriage teaches you new things, like there's a wrong way to open curtains. 5:30 PM · May 31, 2021 · Twitter for Android 99 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 487 Likes

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funny texts about men apologizing Text - Lemon of Lime @EMaietta Replying to @aj_fairley *pretends nothing happened* Oh, you're still mad? I thought we were past that

Funny Twitter Thread Poking Fun At How Some Men Apologize

Funny adulting tweets | thumbnail text - Iris @_kweenini i swear adulting is just doing the laundry nonstop 7:56 AM · Jun 6, 2021 · Twitter Web App

This Week's Painfully Accurate Adulting Tweets

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Psycho roommate tweets | thumbnail text - Taylor Karrh @TaylorKarrh UPDATE: My roommate moved out and took the comforter with him. Taylor Karrh @ TaylorKarrh · Oct 13, 2020 My new roommate took one of my comforters out of storage, washed it, and started using it on his bed without asking me. How should I feel about this? 1:32 AM · Jun 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

This Week's Batch Of 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets

Grindr Screenshots Which Are Hilariously Awful, But Painfully Relatable| thumbnail text - You look the same you do on Twitter 7:02 PM Lol thank you 7:02 PM Is that a good thing 7:06 PM It's open to interpretation

Grindr Convos Which Are Only Funny When It Happens To Someone Else

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Vision Bored @VisionBored 1 I was out with my sons and my youngest started crying because he wanted a box of tampons thinking it was candy. My middle son yelled, "Those aren't candy, they're TAMPONS for Mommy's WIENER!" My oldest screamed, "Mommy doesn't have a WIENER she has a VAGINA!" Wear a condom. 3:41 PM · May 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 637 Retweets 72 Quote Tweets 7,015 Likes

Funny Parenting Tweets That Hit Where It Hurts

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Anne Sundell @anne_sundell i have come across so many of the same people on dating apps over the years i've started to see them as coworkers 4:55 PM · May 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 978 Retweets 97 Quote Tweets 18.1K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week

Funny dating app tweets | thumbnail text - sam ... @_SamVargas_ Hehe back on dating apps Bogheae 9 Halumeany I AM READY TO GET HURT AGÅIN.

This Week's Batch Of Funniest Dating App Tweets

Cringe-Worthy Tweets About People Who Mansplain Like It's Their Literal Job| thumbnail text - lil manko @fkawhit why does my bf mansplain stocks to me babe please I literally became a millionaire on animal crossing buying and selling turnips where's ur experience???? 6:03 AM · May 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 15 Retweets 317 Likes

Cringe-Worthy Tweets About People Who Mansplain Like It's Their Literal Job

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most savage women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly in a fight w my boyfriend bc he wasn't an enthusiastic enough participant in my "what will we name our 6 daughters" conversation 8:01 PM · May 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 359 Retweets 39 Quote Tweets 16.2K Likes

Most Savage 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets From This Week

Tweets about being wine drunk | thumbnail text - goob @DeAngelbutt I feel like I access my entire cognitive ability when I'm wine drunk. Like Plato has nothing on me when l've had 6 glasses of Chardonnay 5:51 AM · May 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Tweets Celebrating The Magic Of Being Wine Drunk

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