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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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most savage women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Alyssa Schoener @alyssa_schoener ... Sometimes his lies are so extravagant that I have to forgive him. Not because I believe him but because l'm impressed by the effort. 7:39 PM · Jun 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 110 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 1,873 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - jon drake @DrakeGatsby ... Imagine raising a child, staying up countless nights with them, sacrificing for them and then on Father's Day they get you a tie with a fish on it 10:08 PM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 30 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 522 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting

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Tweets about gynecologist appointments | thumbnail text - Julia Gallimore ... @julia_gall_ *at a gyno apt* Nurse: "Are you having any breast issues?" Me: "Yeah, they're not big enough." 7:10 PM · Oct 22, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Tiff @its_me_your_mom Pinterest girls be like: I'm getting married in a barn but the barn is made of reclaimed barn wood from a different barn 3:39 PM · Jun 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,615 Retweets 61 Quote Tweets 32.7K Likes

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funniest tweets about marriage we saw last week | thumbnail Font - Dan Regan @Social_Mime ... Marriage teaches you new things, like there's a wrong way to open curtains. 5:30 PM · May 31, 2021 · Twitter for Android 99 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 487 Likes

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funny texts about men apologizing Text - Lemon of Lime @EMaietta Replying to @aj_fairley *pretends nothing happened* Oh, you're still mad? I thought we were past that

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Funny adulting tweets | thumbnail text - Iris @_kweenini i swear adulting is just doing the laundry nonstop 7:56 AM · Jun 6, 2021 · Twitter Web App

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Psycho roommate tweets | thumbnail text - Taylor Karrh @TaylorKarrh UPDATE: My roommate moved out and took the comforter with him. Taylor Karrh @ TaylorKarrh · Oct 13, 2020 My new roommate took one of my comforters out of storage, washed it, and started using it on his bed without asking me. How should I feel about this? 1:32 AM · Jun 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

This Week's Batch Of 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets

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Grindr Screenshots Which Are Hilariously Awful, But Painfully Relatable| thumbnail text - You look the same you do on Twitter 7:02 PM Lol thank you 7:02 PM Is that a good thing 7:06 PM It's open to interpretation

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Vision Bored @VisionBored 1 I was out with my sons and my youngest started crying because he wanted a box of tampons thinking it was candy. My middle son yelled, "Those aren't candy, they're TAMPONS for Mommy's WIENER!" My oldest screamed, "Mommy doesn't have a WIENER she has a VAGINA!" Wear a condom. 3:41 PM · May 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 637 Retweets 72 Quote Tweets 7,015 Likes

Funny Parenting Tweets That Hit Where It Hurts

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Anne Sundell @anne_sundell i have come across so many of the same people on dating apps over the years i've started to see them as coworkers 4:55 PM · May 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 978 Retweets 97 Quote Tweets 18.1K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week

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Funny dating app tweets | thumbnail text - sam ... @_SamVargas_ Hehe back on dating apps Bogheae 9 Halumeany I AM READY TO GET HURT AGÅIN.

This Week's Batch Of Funniest Dating App Tweets

Cringe-Worthy Tweets About People Who Mansplain Like It's Their Literal Job| thumbnail text - lil manko @fkawhit why does my bf mansplain stocks to me babe please I literally became a millionaire on animal crossing buying and selling turnips where's ur experience???? 6:03 AM · May 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 15 Retweets 317 Likes

Cringe-Worthy Tweets About People Who Mansplain Like It's Their Literal Job

most savage women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly in a fight w my boyfriend bc he wasn't an enthusiastic enough participant in my "what will we name our 6 daughters" conversation 8:01 PM · May 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 359 Retweets 39 Quote Tweets 16.2K Likes

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Tweets about being wine drunk | thumbnail text - goob @DeAngelbutt I feel like I access my entire cognitive ability when I'm wine drunk. Like Plato has nothing on me when l've had 6 glasses of Chardonnay 5:51 AM · May 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - nash flynn @itsnashflynn snow white broke into a house in the woods and did chores. wow, boring. goldilocks, the true hero, broke in to a house, made some judgements, and then took a nap. i have no notes 12:52 AM · May 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 14.5K Retweets 196 Quote Tweets 147.5K Likes

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