funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funny texts about men apologizing Text - Lemon of Lime @EMaietta Replying to @aj_fairley *pretends nothing happened* Oh, you're still mad? I thought we were past that

Funny Twitter Thread Poking Fun At How Some Men Apologize

Funny adulting tweets | thumbnail text - Iris @_kweenini i swear adulting is just doing the laundry nonstop 7:56 AM · Jun 6, 2021 · Twitter Web App

This Week's Painfully Accurate Adulting Tweets

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Psycho roommate tweets | thumbnail text - Taylor Karrh @TaylorKarrh UPDATE: My roommate moved out and took the comforter with him. Taylor Karrh @ TaylorKarrh · Oct 13, 2020 My new roommate took one of my comforters out of storage, washed it, and started using it on his bed without asking me. How should I feel about this? 1:32 AM · Jun 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

This Week's Batch Of 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets

Grindr Screenshots Which Are Hilariously Awful, But Painfully Relatable| thumbnail text - You look the same you do on Twitter 7:02 PM Lol thank you 7:02 PM Is that a good thing 7:06 PM It's open to interpretation

Grindr Convos Which Are Only Funny When It Happens To Someone Else

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Vision Bored @VisionBored 1 I was out with my sons and my youngest started crying because he wanted a box of tampons thinking it was candy. My middle son yelled, "Those aren't candy, they're TAMPONS for Mommy's WIENER!" My oldest screamed, "Mommy doesn't have a WIENER she has a VAGINA!" Wear a condom. 3:41 PM · May 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 637 Retweets 72 Quote Tweets 7,015 Likes

Funny Parenting Tweets That Hit Where It Hurts

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Anne Sundell @anne_sundell i have come across so many of the same people on dating apps over the years i've started to see them as coworkers 4:55 PM · May 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 978 Retweets 97 Quote Tweets 18.1K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week

Funny dating app tweets | thumbnail text - sam ... @_SamVargas_ Hehe back on dating apps Bogheae 9 Halumeany I AM READY TO GET HURT AGÅIN.

This Week's Batch Of Funniest Dating App Tweets

Cringe-Worthy Tweets About People Who Mansplain Like It's Their Literal Job| thumbnail text - lil manko @fkawhit why does my bf mansplain stocks to me babe please I literally became a millionaire on animal crossing buying and selling turnips where's ur experience???? 6:03 AM · May 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 15 Retweets 317 Likes

Cringe-Worthy Tweets About People Who Mansplain Like It's Their Literal Job

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most savage women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly in a fight w my boyfriend bc he wasn't an enthusiastic enough participant in my "what will we name our 6 daughters" conversation 8:01 PM · May 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 359 Retweets 39 Quote Tweets 16.2K Likes

Most Savage 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets From This Week

Tweets about being wine drunk | thumbnail text -  goob @DeAngelbutt I feel like I access my entire cognitive ability when I'm wine drunk. Like Plato has nothing on me when l've had 6 glasses of Chardonnay 5:51 AM · May 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Tweets Celebrating The Magic Of Being Wine Drunk

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - nash flynn @itsnashflynn snow white broke into a house in the woods and did chores. wow, boring. goldilocks, the true hero, broke in to a house, made some judgements, and then took a nap. i have no notes 12:52 AM · May 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 14.5K Retweets 196 Quote Tweets 147.5K Likes

Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women Who Had Us Howling

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Cultural differences between the UK and the USA | thumbnail text - Lem32 · 3h The US is blindly optimistic, and the UK is blindly pessimistic culturally.

Top Reasons Why The US And The UK Couldn't Be More Different

This week's adulting tweets | thumbnail text - Solange Mbunde @ianmbunde ... minutes into adulting on a Monday Go take a rest; you deserve it.

Adulting Tweets Which Speak The Truth About Growing Up

This week's psycho roommate tweets| thumbnail text - diogenes @drnkngwdionysus My friend telling me about their psycho roommate and I just want to ask if he's single because I know I can change him. 8:08 PM · May 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Wildest 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets We Saw This Week

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Very Extra Horoscope Tweets For Any Casual Astrologers

'Friends' Reunion Causes Ross-Rachel Meltdown Tweets After True Romance Is Revealed| thumbnail text - >> Izzy @tmlinson13 how do people expect me to be fine after today when I'll be forever carrying the knowledge of David and Jennifer were crushing on each other and reflecting that energy into Ross and Rachel? #FriendsReunion

'Friends' Reunion Causes Ross-Rachel Meltdown Tweets After True Romance Is Revealed