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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

Funniest tweets about getting takeaway over the past year | thumbnail text - ThisOneSays @ThisOneSayz ... Me: Omg, it's so good to see you! Did you change your hair? Let's not wait so long to get together again, okay? Pizza delivery guy: Can I please just have my money? 6:52 PM Jan 27, 2021 Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Tweets About The Joys Of Eating So Much Takeout Over The Past Year

'Why does contactless delivery suddenly sound so erotic'
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Twitter thread about how horny guys are easily led to their death in horror movies due to their inability to detect shady situations | thumbnail text - Men horror movies are always like wow sexy lady just emerged woods/bog/cave/lake etc. and wants kiss Nothing suspicious about this!

Funny Twitter Thread Reveals The Stupidity of Horny Guys in Horror Movies

Who knew men were so easy to manipulate?
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relatable tweets about the love-hate relationship women have with Sephora | thumbnail text - $missboojiee @LiIMissBoojiee ... Sephora be like thank you for spending $5000 here's a cotton ball 8:23 AM Nov 21, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 17.2K Retweets 385 Quote Tweets 82.2K Likes

Relatable Tweets About The Love-Hate Relationship Everyone Has With Sephora

The place where all our rent money disappears
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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Sahana Srinivasan ... @sahana_srini Why do guys turn into customer service when u start sexting them like "I can help you with that :)" 8:56 PM · Feb 28, 2021 · Twitter Web App 553 Retweets 42 Quote Tweets 11.8K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (March 5, 2021)

The best relationship advice Twitter had to offer
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Tweet about therapy | thumbnail text -  My therapist just said "You have access to a particular niche of people that I simply do not know about" when I brought up Twitter.

Funniest Therapy Tweets Of The Week (March 3, 2021)

Therapy tweets are therapeutic
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funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - MomTransparenting @momtransparent1 If a man sneezes in the forest and no woman is around to hear it, does he still act like he's dying? 11:00 PM · Mar 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 64 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 525 Likes

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (March 3, 2021)

The ruthless women of Twitter
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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... This seem like a great time to yell about poop. - my kids, whenever I'm unmuted during a Zoom meeting 4:45 PM · Mar 1, 2021 · Twitter Web App 11 Retweets 43 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (March 2, 2021)

The funny dads of Twitter
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funniest marriage tweets we saw last month | thumbnail text - Robert Knop ... @FatherWith Twins A couple of our wine glasses broke, and I bought slightly smaller ones to replace them. I don't think my wife has ever been this mad at me before. 2:43 AM Feb 19, 2021 - Twitter Web App 25 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 126 Likes

Funniest Tweets About Marriage We Saw Last Month

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a lifetime of arguing
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funny tweets from parents about hiding from your kids | thumbnail text - MichiMama ... @michimama75 Hiding from my family in the bathroom, drinking coffee. So far 2021 is more of the same. 5:23 PM - Jan 1, 2021 Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets From Parents Who Need To Constantly Hide From Their Kids

Have a kids they said. It will be fun, they said
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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - sydney battle @SydneyBattle ... as a depressed adult i can't rave enough about "popcorn dinner" 8:52 PM Feb 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 5,468 Retweets 726 Quote Tweets 79.6K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 1, 2021)

The funny women of Twitter
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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - fimest @Neyogems ... My 6 year old son just asked me how I know his name.. I'm not in the mood today 8:16 PM · Feb 20, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 47.8K Retweets 4,584 Quote Tweets 560.8K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 28, 2021)

The funny parents of Twitter
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Wittiest Memes In Support Of The Free Britney Movement|

Wittiest Memes In Support Of The Free Britney Movement

We will not stop til our queen is freed, sorry not sorry
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funny tweets from parents about their kids' artistic 'talents' | thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 4-year-old drew face Where are my ears? 4: Mom says never use them. 12:24 AM May 30, 2016 Twitter Web Client 1,509 Retweets 5,380 Likes

Funny Tweets From Parents Reviewing Their Kids' 'Art'

Honest, relatable reviews about kid's art
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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Ely Kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl my husband just called me cranky which is sad for him because l'd already secretly decided we could have sex tonight and now instead I'm gonna make him watch gossip girl 4:01 AM Feb 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 11.1K Retweets 1,730 Quote Tweets 261.2K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (February 26, 2021)

The best relationship advice Twitter had to offer
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funniest women roasting men tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - abby govindan @abbygov ... I used to think I hated cuddling but I'm starting to think I just hated my ex boyfriend 12:49 AM - Feb 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 3,147 Retweets 363 Quote Tweets 54.9K Likes

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (February 24, 2021)

The ruthless women of Twitter
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parents tweet about their kids causing mess and destruction everywhere | thumbnail text - Stephanie Ortiz @Six_Pack_Mom Did you know that 2 cups of Rice Krispies can cover an area of over 5 feet? Did you also know that the Krispies can be spilled & crushed in the time it takes an adult woman to pee? I do. Now.

Parents Tweet About Their Kids Being Destructive Little Demons

Kids destroy everything in their path
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