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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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tinder messages | thumbnail text - What's up Megan Did Rice University serve rice Just every other day I was so disappointed when I found that out Today 6:51 PM Daaamn I woulda dropped out the first day What did u study there How to perfectly cook rice

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funniest tweets from women we saw this week | thumbnail text -  Asia @AsiaDNYC Why's it always “nyc smells like pee" and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world" 11:19 PM · Aug 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 6,478 Retweets 341 Quote Tweets 77.7K Likes

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Funniest parenting tweets from parents just trying to make it by | thumbnail text - Laura Stevenson ... @laurastevenson Just put Sesame Street on the tv and my one year old daughter pointed at Elmo on the screen and said "GOD!" 6:09 PM · Aug 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 411 Retweets 41 Quote Tweets 6,272 Likes

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funny tweets about girls who are not like other girls | thumbnail text - tatbae. @heluvtat he said i'm not like the other girls. how does he know other girls i can't fuckin breathe 9999999 9999 99900 9999 6:47 PM · Aug 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Funny Tweets From Parents About The Weird Things Their Kids Collect | thumbnail text - Ms. Havisham ... @MissHavisham My kid clipped his toenails. He walked away to throw out clippings & said with his back to me, "These should complete my collection nicely," & I burst into laughter but he didn't, & he kept walking, so now I sleep with a butcher knife under my pillow. 6:08 PM · Nov 16, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Things We Did In High School That Made Absolutely No Sense| thumbnail text - Sarah @16scrawford why did kids who picked French as their language in high school make it their entire personality 11:09 PM · Mar 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 31 Likes

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funny tweets from parents about homeschooling hell | thumbnail Text - Dr. Carolyn Jess-Cooke/C.J. Cooke @CJessCooke 000 Anyone struggling with homeschooling should know that, despite having a PhD in Literature and having published 12 books, I only learned what a fronted adverbial was when my 8 year old's teacher said he doesn't use enough of them in his written work. 5:15 AM Jan 13, 2021 Twitter Web App

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funny tweets showing kid logic no one can argue with | thumbnail Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 000 7-year-old: I don't want mashed potatoes. Me: They're just like French fries. 7: Then give me French fries. There's a flaw in her logic, but I can't find it. 9:04 PM Jan 14, 2020 - Twitter for Android 229 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 4K Likes

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Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Want To Grind Our Teeth Down To Nubs| thumbnail text - ash @ashleychris13 my dad just mansplained to me how to wash a pan...that's a new one 5:16 AM · Aug 10, 2021 · Twitter Web App 12 Likes

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funny tinder conversations | thumbnail text - YOU MATCHED V tell it to me straight. Неу Did you swipe for me, or the cow in my profile? Today 9:57 PM Swiped for you, but figured if you liked the cow you'd like me Sent

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Funniest Women Roasting Men Tweets From This Week That Are Savage AF | thumbnail text - gen ö @genmnz ... guys ask u "why would i lie to u" and be lying to u LOL cmon 1:25 AM · Aug 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 11.1K Retweets 696 Quote Tweets 57.3K Likes

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this week's funniest tweets written by women | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonnelly crazy how i can be on the verge of a full mental breakdown and then i stuff a snack in my mouth real quick and boom. crisis averted. snacks save lives. 6:44 PM · Aug 4, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 167 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 2,445 Likes

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