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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

Posts For Anyone Who Hates Summer And Can't Wait For Fall | thumbnail text - Kelly @kelly_le I'm ready for fall. I'm done feeling like I'm swaddled under Satan's ball sack. SOne Tired Momma @_aleciasmith27 ... Ugh, why is Summer so clingy? Like dude, it's over. Fall and I have STUFF to do. Spooky season is here, damnit.

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funniest relationship tweets we saw this week - thumbnail text - Dan Regan ... @Social_Mime Do you know many things a married couple can disagree about when they're preparing a salad together? Twenty three, the answer is twenty three. 2:46 PM · Aug 14, 2021 · Twitter for Android 47 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 302 Likes

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bachelorette party tweets | thumbnail text - alpha variant @ashleelastname Requesting $10 from every bachelorette that has their Venmo written on their car between WV and Nashville 4:13 PM · Aug 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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funniest dad tweets from this week | thumbnail text - Storv ... @StorvLovesYou If ruining another human's day because you're “pushing the toy train wrong" sounds up your alley, having a toddler might be for you 2:19 AM · Aug 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

This Week's Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Are Hanging On By A Thread

Tweets That Made Us Laugh Because Of How 'Technically True' They Are| Thumbnail text - True, I Guess... @tchncllytru legend kwame @johlny_ Do men still open car doors? Xavier @xavir69 How do you think we get inside 3:56 AM · Jul 23, 2021 42.7K

Tweets That Made Us Laugh Because Of How 'Technically True' They Are

Women Reveal The Worst Reactions They Got From Men After Sending Them Nudes | thumbnail text - Emilia Copeland @InsaniNox Replying to @TsweetCaroline and @cal_gif Trying to decide if this is better or worse than the time my nudes were left on read for the whole day because he was “busy" 3:42 PM · Dec 2, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonnelly 40 year old man: i am the smartest, most complex person who has ever lived also 40 year old man: this is my girlfriend. she is 19. we actually get along really well 5:34 PM · Aug 16, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 3,385 Retweets 233 Quote Tweets 60.7K Likes

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Reckless Astrology Tweets That Really Tell It How It Is| Thumbnail text - Astro Poets .. @poetastrologers Aries: Unless I'm in love I don't want to live Also Aries: Love is a lie get money 10:56 PM · Aug 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,104 Retweets 378 Quote Tweets 8,425 Likes

Reckless Astrology Tweets That Really Tell It How It Is

tinder messages | thumbnail text - What's up Megan Did Rice University serve rice Just every other day I was so disappointed when I found that out Today 6:51 PM Daaamn I woulda dropped out the first day What did u study there How to perfectly cook rice

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funniest tweets from women we saw this week | thumbnail text - Asia @AsiaDNYC Why's it always “nyc smells like pee" and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world" 11:19 PM · Aug 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 6,478 Retweets 341 Quote Tweets 77.7K Likes

Funniest Tweets From Sassy Women We Saw This Week

Funniest parenting tweets from parents just trying to make it by | thumbnail text - Laura Stevenson ... @laurastevenson Just put Sesame Street on the tv and my one year old daughter pointed at Elmo on the screen and said "GOD!" 6:09 PM · Aug 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 411 Retweets 41 Quote Tweets 6,272 Likes

Funniest Tweets This Week From Parents Who Are Hanging On By A Thread

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funny tweets about girls who are not like other girls | thumbnail text - tatbae. @heluvtat he said i'm not like the other girls. how does he know other girls i can't fuckin breathe 9999999 9999 99900 9999 6:47 PM · Aug 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets About Girls Who Are Unabashedly 'Not Like Other Girls'

Funny Tweets From Parents About The Weird Things Their Kids Collect | thumbnail text - Ms. Havisham ... @MissHavisham My kid clipped his toenails. He walked away to throw out clippings & said with his back to me, "These should complete my collection nicely," & I burst into laughter but he didn't, & he kept walking, so now I sleep with a butcher knife under my pillow. 6:08 PM · Nov 16, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets From Parents About The Weird Things Their Kids Collect

Things We Did In High School That Made Absolutely No Sense| thumbnail text - Sarah @16scrawford why did kids who picked French as their language in high school make it their entire personality 11:09 PM · Mar 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 31 Likes

Things We Did In High School That Made Absolutely No Sense

funny tweets from parents about homeschooling hell | thumbnail Text - Dr. Carolyn Jess-Cooke/C.J. Cooke @CJessCooke 000 Anyone struggling with homeschooling should know that, despite having a PhD in Literature and having published 12 books, I only learned what a fronted adverbial was when my 8 year old's teacher said he doesn't use enough of them in his written work. 5:15 AM Jan 13, 2021 Twitter Web App

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