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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

adulting twitter thread | thumbnail text - Tsholofelo Mokopanele ... @T_MokopaneleT Replying to @Sithalekgaogelo Looking on the both sides of the road before crossing just to be hit by a plane. 10:47 AM · Aug 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Twitter Thread Provides Accurate Analogies for the Hot Mess Known As Adulting

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Scenarios Which Are Only Relatable To Women

funny tweets from women that men will simply never relate to | thumbnail text - Brittany Brave @BritBrave PMS poses the greatest struggle I mean what a time to have the best boobs but the worst disposition am I right ladies Alison Leiby @AlisonLeiby The only time l've seen my life flash before my eyes is when I got stuck in a size 6 dress in a Nordstrom fitting room.

Tweets That Men Will Absolutely Never Understand, Because It's A Woman Thing

Posts For Anyone Who Hates Summer And Can't Wait For Fall | thumbnail text - Kelly @kelly_le I'm ready for fall. I'm done feeling like I'm swaddled under Satan's ball sack. SOne Tired Momma @_aleciasmith27 ... Ugh, why is Summer so clingy? Like dude, it's over. Fall and I have STUFF to do. Spooky season is here, damnit.

Posts For Anyone Who Hates Summer And Can't Wait For Fall

only fans twitter reactions | thumbnail text - Probablyamory @probablyamory thinking of starting an OnlyFans where I knit silently in my matronly dress and bonnet 7:31 PM · Aug 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App

Best Twitter Reactions To Only Fans Ban On Sexually Explicit Content

funniest relationship tweets we saw this week - thumbnail text - Dan Regan ... @Social_Mime Do you know many things a married couple can disagree about when they're preparing a salad together? Twenty three, the answer is twenty three. 2:46 PM · Aug 14, 2021 · Twitter for Android 47 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 302 Likes

Week's Funniest Relationship Tweets, Reminding Us Why It's Easier To Stay Single

bachelorette party tweets | thumbnail text - alpha variant @ashleelastname Requesting $10 from every bachelorette that has their Venmo written on their car between WV and Nashville 4:13 PM · Aug 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Fire Bachelorette Party Tweets In Honor Of Peak Wedding Season

funniest dad tweets from this week | thumbnail text - Storv ... @StorvLovesYou If ruining another human's day because you're “pushing the toy train wrong" sounds up your alley, having a toddler might be for you 2:19 AM · Aug 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

This Week's Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Are Hanging On By A Thread

Tweets That Made Us Laugh Because Of How 'Technically True' They Are| Thumbnail text - True, I Guess... @tchncllytru legend kwame @johlny_ Do men still open car doors? Xavier @xavir69 How do you think we get inside 3:56 AM · Jul 23, 2021 42.7K

Tweets That Made Us Laugh Because Of How 'Technically True' They Are

Women Reveal The Worst Reactions They Got From Men After Sending Them Nudes | thumbnail text - Emilia Copeland @InsaniNox Replying to @TsweetCaroline and @cal_gif Trying to decide if this is better or worse than the time my nudes were left on read for the whole day because he was “busy" 3:42 PM · Dec 2, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone

Women Reveal The Worst Reactions They Got From Men After Sending Them Nudes

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonnelly 40 year old man: i am the smartest, most complex person who has ever lived also 40 year old man: this is my girlfriend. she is 19. we actually get along really well 5:34 PM · Aug 16, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 3,385 Retweets 233 Quote Tweets 60.7K Likes

The Funniest 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets We Saw This Week

Reckless Astrology Tweets That Really Tell It How It Is| Thumbnail text - Astro Poets .. @poetastrologers Aries: Unless I'm in love I don't want to live Also Aries: Love is a lie get money 10:56 PM · Aug 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,104 Retweets 378 Quote Tweets 8,425 Likes

Reckless Astrology Tweets That Really Tell It How It Is

tinder messages | thumbnail text - What's up Megan Did Rice University serve rice Just every other day I was so disappointed when I found that out Today 6:51 PM Daaamn I woulda dropped out the first day What did u study there How to perfectly cook rice

This Week's Batch Of Funniest Tinder Exchanges

funniest tweets from women we saw this week | thumbnail text - Asia @AsiaDNYC Why's it always “nyc smells like pee" and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world" 11:19 PM · Aug 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 6,478 Retweets 341 Quote Tweets 77.7K Likes

Funniest Tweets From Sassy Women We Saw This Week

Funniest parenting tweets from parents just trying to make it by | thumbnail text - Laura Stevenson ... @laurastevenson Just put Sesame Street on the tv and my one year old daughter pointed at Elmo on the screen and said "GOD!" 6:09 PM · Aug 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 411 Retweets 41 Quote Tweets 6,272 Likes

Funniest Tweets This Week From Parents Who Are Hanging On By A Thread

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27-year-old new mom refuses to miss out on her first Mother's Day, refuses to attend husband's birthday party planned by her mother-in-law on that day: “His mom will drag me through the mud”

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18-year-old daughter refuses to have father’s new wife in graduation photos, she makes a scene, but bio mom comes to the rescue: “This isn’t your moment to be included”

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24-year-old artist turns guest room into painting studio, parents throw a fit when she books them a hotel instead of hosting them during a last-minute visit: "Family should be more important than your hobby"

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