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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

Some Hilarious Tweets The Women Of Twitter Blessed Us With| Thumbnail text - mimi newman @miminew_ me watching you edit my google doc 8:18 PM · Aug 30, 2021 · Twitter Web App

Some Hilarious Tweets The Women Of Twitter Blessed Us With

So blessed to be stressed
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Cringy Mansplaining Experiences That Made Us Want To Hop On A Flight To Anywhere Else| Thumbnail text - Purple - Houston @InstallingChaos My dad tried to mansplain how to flush a toilet. Monday 4:16 PM Your bathroom will flush now. You have to push down the plastic handle that you got very wet but push it down very gently and hold it until it flushes. It works! Hope you like it. I love you, son. Dad Sent with Siri

Cringy Mansplaining Experiences That Made Us Want To Hop On A Flight To Anywhere Else

The power of the cringe
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Astrology Tweets That Are Scarily True, But Also Undeniably Extra| Thumbnail text - VIRGOGODDESSTM @VirgOGoddess915 "I miss you" Virgos: “nvm it was just a 99 moment of weakness" 9:07 PM · Sep 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,781 Retweets 354 Quote Tweets

Astrology Tweets That Are Scarily True, But Also Undeniably Extra

All astrologers have the potential to become the next Zodiac Killer
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Fourteen People Who Got Straight Up Roasted Like A Marshmallow| thumbnail text - Mark Zuckerberg always looks like the guy in a zombie movie who's been bitten but is trying to keep it a secret from everyone.

Fourteen People Who Got Straight Up Roasted Like A Marshmallow

Boom. Roasted.
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Millennials Get Payback On Twitter By Roasting Gen Z Just As Hard As They Roasted Them| Thumbnail text - Pate Gardner @pate_gardner Gen Z doesn't use the e emoji because their friends aren't fucking funny 6:57 PM · Feb 16, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 312 Retweets 24 Quote Tweets 1,629 Likes

Millennials Get Payback On Twitter By Roasting Gen Z Just As Hard As They Roasted Them

Revenge at last
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Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Want To Stay Home Until Further Notice| Thumbnail text - not gaurav @friedriceuncles tonight, i watch my father mansplain biology to my mother, a literal PhD in biology. good times. 8:23 PM · Aug 27, 2021 · Twitter for Android 39 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets

Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Want To Stay Home Until Further Notice

People love to test our patience
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life hack tweets | thumbnail text -  invisible string stan account % @waytoogoodtoyou ... My only life hack is the fact that buying a 4 count and 6 count nugget from Wendy's is 11 cents cheaper than the 10 count 6:04 PM · Aug 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

This Week's Collection Of Funny Twitter Life Hacks

Living our best lives with Twitter
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Cringy Tweets About Mansplaining That Gave Us Chronic Goosebumps| thumbnail text - Mary Beth McAndrews @mbmcandrews New experience unlocked: my Lyft driver just mansplained 9/11 to me. 11:26 PM · Aug 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 120 Likes

Cringy Tweets About Mansplaining That Gave Us Chronic Goosebumps

There are very few things more annoying than mansplainers
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life hack tweets | thumbnail text - Dr Shane Huntington OAM ... @DrShaneRRR Life Hack: The secret to a perfect zoom fake background is havi

A Mix Of Funny And Serious Twitter Life Hacks We're Considering Trying Out

Life hacks with Twitter
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Parents Disclose White Lies They Don't Regret Telling Their Kids| thumbnail text - Stacy Leigh Hutchens @slhutchens ... "I'm the grown-up, and I know what I'm doing," is probably the biggest lie I tell my children. 11:29 PM · Aug 18, 2016 · Twitter Web Client

Parents Disclose White Lies They Don't Regret Telling Their Kids

Only parents understand
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adulting twitter thread | thumbnail text - Tsholofelo Mokopanele ... @T_MokopaneleT Replying to @Sithalekgaogelo Looking on the both sides of the road before crossing just to be hit by a plane. 10:47 AM · Aug 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Twitter Thread Provides Accurate Analogies for the Hot Mess Known As Adulting

Cheers to never growing up
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funny scenarios that only women will relate to | thumbnail jake @squidslippers girls be like "can get my lip gloss my purse? just reach head left, take right at wallet then turn left til pass 3 nutrigrain bars take next right then head straight should be there. if hit 2007 target receipts gone too far

Scenarios Which Are Only Relatable To Women

Women will understand...
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funny tweets from women that men will simply never relate to | thumbnail text - Brittany Brave @BritBrave PMS poses the greatest struggle I mean what a time to have the best boobs but the worst disposition am I right ladies Alison Leiby @AlisonLeiby The only time l've seen my life flash before my eyes is when I got stuck in a size 6 dress in a Nordstrom fitting room.

Tweets That Men Will Absolutely Never Understand, Because It's A Woman Thing

Men just won't understand
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Posts For Anyone Who Hates Summer And Can't Wait For Fall | thumbnail text - Kelly @kelly_le I'm ready for fall. I'm done feeling like I'm swaddled under Satan's ball sack. SOne Tired Momma @_aleciasmith27 ... Ugh, why is Summer so clingy? Like dude, it's over. Fall and I have STUFF to do. Spooky season is here, damnit.

Posts For Anyone Who Hates Summer And Can't Wait For Fall

Goodbye sweating, hello spiced pumkin lattes
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only fans twitter reactions | thumbnail text - Probablyamory @probablyamory thinking of starting an OnlyFans where I knit silently in my matronly dress and bonnet 7:31 PM · Aug 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App

Best Twitter Reactions To Only Fans Ban On Sexually Explicit Content

Only Fans had a change in plans
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funniest relationship tweets we saw this week - thumbnail text - Dan Regan ... @Social_Mime Do you know many things a married couple can disagree about when they're preparing a salad together? Twenty three, the answer is twenty three. 2:46 PM · Aug 14, 2021 · Twitter for Android 47 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 302 Likes

Week's Funniest Relationship Tweets, Reminding Us Why It's Easier To Stay Single

Because Twitter is cheaper than therapy
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