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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

drunk texts on twitter | thumbnail text - courtney @cmofosho At 2 am while drunk, I found a petition for McDonald's to bring back snack wraps and I sent it to 8 different people to sign.. 4:04 PM · Jun 27, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Golden Drunk Texts To Enjoy While Reminiscing About The Weekend

Drunk people have a lot to say
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Parenting Tweets From Parents Who deserve An Award For Keeping It Together| Thumbnail text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry I'm barely awake and already my toddler is crying because I won't put him in the trash can 4:47 PM · Sep 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 178 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 1,494 Likes

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who deserve An Award For Keeping It Together

Parents really put up with too much
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Parents Tweet About The Epic Highs And Lows Of School Picture Day| Thumbnail text - Mommy Cusses @mommy_cusses ... Settle down, school picture day packages. I don't need a body pillow with my son's face embroidered on it for $400. 8:47 PM · 9/30/16 · Twitter for Android 570 Retweets 27 Quote Tweets 1,569 Likes

Parents Tweet About The Epic Highs And Lows Of School Picture Day

It's not a simple feat
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Mansplaining Experiences That Show Mansplaining Really Isn't Going Anywhere| Thumbnail text - Camille Corbett @TheWittyGirl Don't move to LA unless you're ready for a dude whose parents pay their rent to mansplain socialism to you. 1:32 AM · Sep 29, 2021 · Twitter for

Mansplaining Experiences That Show Mansplaining Really Isn't Going Anywhere

Mansplaining is everywhere
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Funny tweets about psycho roommates | thumbnail text - Avery Edison @aedison ... every time i drink milk i remember my roommate who used to put powdered milk in his milk so he could drink "more milk per milk" 6:59 PM · Apr 14, 2021 · Twitter Web App

'Psycho Roommates' Of Twitter Are Getting Out Of Hand (April 18, 2021)

Keep your friends safe, and your enemies closer
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People Who Made Their Parents Want To Return Them| thumbnail text - 288 D Dad > Today 6:21 PM Do you have 3 nose rings now? Yes sir! Delivered When will it end

People Who Made Their Parents Want To Return Them

No Refunds
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people who embarrassed themselves on the internet in really awkward moments | Text - If you were 32 weeks pregnant, and your spouse posts a meme in a private group that you're not in, that says "I only date antivaxxers because you only have to pay child support for 8 years instead of 18" What would your thoughts be? He says it's not about me

Awkward Moments Which Take 'Awkward' To A New Level

People Embarrassing Themselves On The Internet
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Hilarious Astrology Tweets That We Definitely Got A Kick Out Of| Thumbnail text - Astro Poets ... @poetastrologers Scorpio: I'm the saddest person who ever lived Therapist: ok relax 8:28 PM · 9/25/21 · Twitter for iPhone 819 Retweets 199 Quote Tweets 6,089 Likes

Extra Astrology Tweets That We Definitely Got A Kick Out Of

'You're in his DMs, I'm in his tarot reading'
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womens memes which men will never relate to | thumbnail text - me getting two bottles of wine at the store and telling myself one is for tonight and one is for tomorrow night Me at 6am applying makeup half awake & half dead trying to cover up how tired I am

A Fresh Batch Of Women's Memes Which Men Will Never Relate To

Women's memes
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tweets about ghosting | thumbnail text - @Target If ghosts are Halloween, why am getting ghosted all year round? 6:26 PM Sep 23, 2021 Khoros Publishing App

Toxic Tweets About Ghosting Just In Time For Spooky Season

Spooky tweets for spooky season
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Dads Who Totally Lost It In The Delivery Room | thumbnail text - KateMcK @TheKateMcK Replying to @NessTea_ my sister was having her first baby and the midwife showed her husband how to squeeze out a cloth and cool her face. When she had her back turned he threw the soaking cloth right over her face! My sis started screaming "get that useless f er out he's waterboarding me!" hunter @uglysketch Replying to @NessTea_ some of my favorite photos are of dads passing out during labor it always kills me

Dads Who Totally Lost It In The Delivery Room

The stress of birth is too much for some
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Funny Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Feel Grateful We Know Nothing| Thumbnail text - Cinterviewer inspired empowerment women Allie RealDeal Absolutely poetic display mansplain Can can jump there and then can talk?

Funny Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Feel Grateful We Know Nothing

Mansplainers are truly inspiring
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Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| thumbnail text - nicole boyce @nicolewboyce I love that the friends reunion is a science experiment in how 6 very rich people approach plastic surgery 9:47 PM · May 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 708 Retweets 55 Quote Tweets 19.3K Likes

More Tweets Proving We Were Not Psychologically Prepared For The 'Friends' Reunion

Therapists must be getting a lot of business this week
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Hilarious Women's Tweets That Restored Our Faith In Humor| Thumbnail text - an anxious panda @thehubrispanda ... excuse me while I overthink this and get back to you. 2:39 PM · 9/14/21 · Twitter for Android 471 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 1,256 Likes

Hilarious Women's Tweets That Restored Our Faith In Humor

The women of Twitter just get it
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Astrology Tweets That Thoroughly Confused And Entertained us| Thumbnail text - hamza @hamzaxm88 her: omg what's your zodiac sign? me: baggatarius VETEM dara 7:32 PM · 9/17/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Astrology Tweets That Thoroughly Confused And Entertained us

The perfect mixture
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adult adulting tweets funny | Kayla Shaner @spaghetti lips Being an adult just means don't get rewarded anymore eat all food. My nephew ate two chicken fingers and got rewarded with ice cream ate 5 and my mom said thought were on diet?"

Adulting Memes Which Spoke The Truth And Nothing But The Truth

Twenty One Adulting Memes that speak the truth and nothing but the truth
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