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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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jeff goldblum doppelganger pop tart twitter lookalike funny tweet | Rachel Clayton @rachelclayday humbly presented: jeff goldblum as poptarts thread) PER1 PAI Pop. arts toaster pasiries Frosted Chocolate Fudge 8:02 PM Apr 14, 2019 Twitter iPhone 7.6K Retweets 20.9K Likes

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Funniest relationship tweets | Simon Holland @simoncholland If they would spend this time putting bar Target my wife and her friends will fix economy about 48 hours once this is over. 4:40 pm 10 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 259 Retweets 1.9K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

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funny tweets parenting kids | Jacob Nosal Follow @JacobNosal Replying scottlincicome my son turned 2 found out do fact, negotiate with terrorists. 4:43 PM 8 Jul 2019

Parents Tweet About Their Nonstop Petty Negotiations With Their Kids

justin timberlake parenting twitter quarantine coronavirus COVID-19 funny tweets isolation sympathy | krp @KayArePea Replying 1followernodad parenting toddler by myself, trying simultaneously do and work home, and somehow expected hold together while my income cut by 75 sincerely want them both punched face immediately.

Justin Timberlake Finding 24-Hour Parenting Hard, But Receives Little Sympathy

funny tweets demands customers professional client reveal crazy | Pigeon Fancier @isabelzawtun 's most ridiculous demand customer has made l'll go first working retail woman once demanded pick her up her Botox appointment with my car bring her mall shop

Professionals Reveal The Craziest Demands From Their Customers

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Funny parenting tweets | Dani Burger @daniburgz Not muting mic is new reply all 6:07 pm 30 Mar 2020 TweetDeck 36.3K Retweets 251K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (April 6, 2020)

Funniest relationship tweets | Gr garrcie are men doing during all this extra free time? Reflecting on their actions hope 2:45 am 26 Mar 2020 Twitter iPhone 89K Retweets 455.2K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Jimmy Fallon hashtag Challenge twitter funny coronavirus covid-19 quarantine | jimmy fallon @jimmyfallon 's time Tonight Show: At Home Edition Hashtags! Tell us funny thing done pass time quarantine, and tag with #ImSoBoredl. Could be on show! | Elise @mills_elise Replying jimmyfallon #ImSoBoredlI cooked full three course meal, and ate all by myself whilst pretending on cooking show won.

Funniest Responses To Jimmy Fallon's Latest Hashtag Challenge

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tweet 2020 coma patient coronavirus covid-19 coma 2016 election patient | Travis Akers @travisakers Describe 2020 someone who has been coma since day before 2016 election, using only 5 words. | Dr. Jack Brown @DrGJackBrown Replying travisakers 's plural Apocalypse?

Describing 2020 In 5 Words To Someone Comatose Since 2016

Funniest parenting tweets | Mommy Owl @Lhlodder IDK who needs hear this but don't wait until end quarantine discover never pulled kid's lunch out her backpack. 12:49 am 23 Mar 2020 Twitter iPhone 91 Retweets 579 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 29, 2020)

wedding fails funny twitter bride groom guests | Ed Hill @kingedhill Follow My friend had her wedding on beach. During ceremony gust wind blew minister's toupée into ocean and then seagull ate WeddingFail

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relationship tweets | rob @OkButStill every woman working home is doing so on macbook air on couch, cup tea. every man is at 3-monitor setup with loudest keyboard he could find at best buy. 6:16 pm 21 Mar 2020 Twitter Web App 38.7K Retweets 389.2K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

twitter work from home creative coronavirus COVID-19 funny tweet isolation creativity | Jules Forrest @julesforrest Can do WFH workspace setup thread, unglamorous edition? My partner and are both working our studio apartment. My setup is chair front front door and my desk is our clothes hamper | Brad Cahoon @iambradcahoon Replying julesforrest Standing desk flex KIRKLAND Baihlissue Lavere sotnas and Aotency 30 425 KIRKLAND STMDStesanA 30 425

People's Far-From-Glamorous WFH Setups

women tweets | jai @bootangina my overprotective catholic mother just told this lockdown is God's way telling go out too much sorry everybody this entire pandemic is my fault not staying home MY BAD 5:21 am 20 Mar 2020 Los Angeles, CA Twitter iPhone 136.6K Retweets 1M Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 23, 2020)

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twitter panic purchase coronavirus COVID-19 shopping store shop admit obscure | Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen everyone's weirdest panic purchase my brain glitched and bought three types jam

People Admit Their Obscure COVID-19 Panic Purchases

Funny women tweets | Nikki Insana @Nikkilnsana telling my professor who can't stop YouTube autoplayer playing next video is going teach classes online? This should be good. 6:40 pm 11 Mar 2020 Twitter iPhone 104.3K Retweets 594.2K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 16, 2020)

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Woman storms out of date when mom makes comment on her weight and career path as an artist, the internet assures her she did the right thing after she questions if she was too sensitive: 'I think it's a red flag when a woman doesn't want kids'

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