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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

Hectic Tweets From Twitter Astrologers Who Apparently 'Don't Make The Rules'| Thumbnail text - mélanie @earthdombaby If Halloween wasn't during Scorpio season I probably wouldn't believe in astrology 2:30 AM · Oct 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Hectic Tweets From Twitter Astrologers Who Apparently 'Don't Make The Rules'

funny tweets about athleisure | thumbnail text - Font - Abby DeWitt @abbykatedewitt The 3-year-old I nanny calls all his clothes that are not athleisure his “party clothes" and refuses to wear them if it is not a special occasion and honestly I respect that mood 3:36 PM · Oct 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

15 Tweets That Made Us Question Our Dedication To Athleisure

People embarrassingly confess the things they believed as kids | thumbnail text - Jenny Jaffe @jennyjaffe I grew up thinking proposals were these massive surprises but in reality it's like "we talked about it for a year and I designed my engagement ring and I told them exactly how I wanted to be asked" 12:00 AM · Feb 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Embarrassingly Confess The Things They Believed As Kids

Parent's Get Open An Honest About How Annoying It Is To Have A Child Play An Instrument| thumbnail text - Simon Holland ... @simoncholland I never understood how the little drummer boy's parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school. 2:40 PM · 12/6/18 · Twitter for iPhone 874 Retweets 65 Quote Tweets 5,170 Likes

Parents Get Open And Honest About How Annoying It Is To Have A Child Play An Instrument

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Don’t Take Any Days Off| thumbnail text - Jessie ... @mommajessiec I'm disabling notifications from my kids by locking this bathroom door. 4:25 AM · 10/25/21 · Twitter for iPhone 31 Retweets 162 Likes

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Don’t Take Any Days Off

ghosting tweets | thmbnail text - Isabella ... @fu_kyoursadface what if he's just celebrating halloween early by ghosting me 3:52 AM · Oct 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

14 Spooky Ghosting Tweets Just In Time For Halloween

Funny Tweets From Dads Who Know Just How To Cause Some Serious Lols| thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking "chocolate chip cookies are overrated". -my former 12 yo son 9:04 PM · 10/24/21 · Twitter for Android 28 Retweets 278 Likes

Funny Tweets From Dads Who Know Just How To Cause Some Serious Lols

kids 7 tweets funny twitter year olds lol parenting parents relatable | tweet by Jessie @mommajessiec My son asked my 7yo she would survive bear attack and she replied she would try be his friend, thus making her most adorable my children but also least likely survive an encounter with an actual bear.

Collection of Tweets About The Endless Joys of 7-Year-Old's

Funny Tweets From Women Who Are Saving The Internet Via Sarcasm| thumbnail text - woman

Funny Tweets From Women Who Are Saving The Internet Via Sarcasm

life hack tweets | thumbnail text - dee lomas #FBPE #3.5% #FBPPR #GobShiteClub ... @deelomas Life hack No 14. Put booze in a cough syrup bottle and you can do shots at work. As a bonus people will think you're sick and stay away from you. Follow me for more employment enhancement tips. 11:48 AM · Oct 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Very Extra Astrology Tweets That Made Us Chuckle At Our Work Desks| thumbnail text - kay @kayxstars the geminis have been oddly quiet lately... what are they plotting

Very Extra Astrology Tweets That Made Us Chuckle At Our Work Desks

People Tweet The Ridiculous Problems They Come Across Due To Their Name| thumbnail text  - Hannah ... @hannahchrstina when I was in year 1, the whole class were playing a spy game together where your spy name was your name spelled backwards

People Tweet The Ridiculous Problems They Come Across Due To Their Name

Man's Tweet About Staying Away From 'Vulgar' Women Roasted For Toxic Masculinity | thumbnail text - Eric @amerix Men, Stay away from vulgar women. A feminine, respectful woman values what she speaks or writes. A woman who easily says or writes "f ick", "vagina", "d.ck" is a NO. Vulgar women are damaged women who come with emotional baggage. FOCUS ON YOUR LIFE. #MasculinitySaturday

Man's Tweet About Staying Away From 'Vulgar' Women Roasted For Toxic Masculinity

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Female Scientist Invites Mansplainers To Gaslight Her On Twitter| thumbnail text - Dr. Héloïse Stevance (she) @Sydonahi Hi I'm a women with a PhD on supernovae and how massive stars die. Mansplain my area of expertise to me. Wrong answers only a @AcademicChatter #WomenlnSTEM 11:04 AM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Female Scientist Invites Mansplainers To Gaslight Her On Twitter

Dads Tweet About The The Beauty Of Parenthood| thumbnail text - Simon Holland ... @simoncholland Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 3 AM. 3:08 PM · 10/10/21 · Twitter for iPhone 400 Retweets 51 Quote Tweets 4,275 Likes

Dads Tweet About The The Beauty Of Parenthood