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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

girls who are not like other girls | thmbnail text - Lydia @Parker123Lydia I'm not like other girls (who want someone to buy them a boob job). I'm different (I want someone to buy me LASIK). 12:18 AM · Oct 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

12 Tweets Poking Fun At Girls Who Are 'Not Like Other Girls'

We're different

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Clever Tweets From Parents With Some Golden Senses Of Humor| Thumbnail text - Lottie-BOO ... @Lottie_Poppie I let my toddler play with my phone today so now everything is in Spanish and I have 273 pictures of her left hand 7:18 PM · 10/7/21 · Twitter for iPhone 237 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1,579 Likes

Clever Tweets From Parents With Some Golden Senses Of Humor

The beginning of the school year means golden Tweets

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Funny tweets about hookup culture | thumbnail text - puta @crybabyriyuh me coming in a hookup vs leaving it CLOWN THEY THE RA NY SAVING GRACE HE MARIAH CAREY 11:43 AM - Apr 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Hookup Culture Enthusiasts Reveal Their Funniest Anecdotes and Philosophies

U up?

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Dad Tweets From Some Dads Who Are As Cool As Cucumbers| Thumbnail text - Simon Holland ... @simoncholland I'm at a pumpkin patch with my family, is $48 a good deal for a pumpkin? 3:52 PM · 10/2/21 · Twitter for iPhone 115 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 2,018 Likes

Tweets From Some Dads Who Are As Cool As Cucumbers

The dads of Twitter. never dissapoint

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Mansplaining Tweets That Reminded Us How Irrelevant Their Opinions Are| thumbnail text - Remote Goat @fuwolfman I just caught myself mansplaining tree branches to a squirrel. 2:44 AM · Oct 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Mansplaining Tweets That Reminded Us How Irrelevant Their Opinions Are

Oh, mansplainers

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Guys get roasted for complaining about being friend-zoned | thumbnail includes two tweets Text - millennial of manila @MillennialOfMNL when people complain about being in the "friendzone" this is what they actually mean am a good person and I demand you take my penis

Men Complain About Being 'Friend-Zoned' And Got Roasted

The truth hurts. So does rejection.

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funny tweets about kids telling jokes | thumbnail text - The Dad ... THE DAD @thedad My son just learned about riddles, but also doesn't understand anything about riddles, so he keeps blurting out stuff like, "Why did the turtle cross the road? HE DIDN'T HE'S DEAD." 6:20 PM Sep 26, 2020 Buffer

Funny Tweets About Kids Terrible Attempts At Making Jokes

Kids have the weirdest sense of humor

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Tweets About Children Who Will Do Anything For A Sweet Treat| thumbnail text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet I'm not saying my 4yo is an optimist, but while putting groceries away he held up a bag of cookies and said "I'll just keep these in my room, ok?" 5:15 PM · 11/23/20 · Twitter for iPhone 189 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 2,041 Likes

Tweets About Children Who Will Do Anything For A Sweet Treat

Wouldn't we all

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Twitter Roasts Woman For Her Unrealistic Expectations For Men| thumbnail text - lyssa ms. aquafinaaa @ms_fishscale i don't steal hoodies from my boyfriends because i date real men. they don't wear hoodies, only business attire.

Twitter Roasts Woman For Her Unrealistic Expectations For Men

Men who wear hoodies apparently are not it

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Snarky Tweets From Women That Made Us Laugh Out Loud For Real| thumbnail text - Erin McGuire Olson @e_mcguire_ The challenge l'm doing this month is called October and it's where I just try to get through every day of October 5:20 PM · 10/4/21 · Twitter for iPhone 57.8K Retweets 1,415 Quote Tweets

Snarky Tweets From Women That Made Us Laugh Out Loud For Real

We love you women of Twitter

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life hack tweets | thumbnail text - SAMUEL ADAMS @SamuelAdamsBeer Life hack: tell your boss you forgot something at home. Then just drive to a brewery. 9:06 PM · Oct 8, 2021 · Twitter Web App

Ridiculous Twitter Life Hacks Of The Week

Hack it with Twitter

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adulting tweets | thumbnail text - Epolitical.education in black @RenyTure ... Adulting is basically slipping and falling and then getting back up and saying "ain't nobody see that." 5:56 AM · Oct 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

15 Adulting Tweets That Remind Us We're All In This Together

We're all in this together once we know that we are, we're all stars

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funny tweets from women sharing pictures of their side of the bed vs their BF | thumbnail text -hanny styles @hannystyles69 my side of the bed vs my bfs side of the bed ... Bed SOP My Own Ward RUTH BADER GINSBURG 12:06 AM · Feb 1, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 40.7K Retweets 10.4K Quote Tweets 649.8K Likes Rachel Ouellette @cherry_wavesss Replying to @hannystyles69 ..accurate

Funny Tweets From Women Comparing Their Side Of The Bed To Their BF's

Messy much?

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Gen Z Roasts Millennials On Twitter| thumbnail text - - WANT BELIEVE @redra... · Feb 13, 2020 Roxy Millennials love to say "I deserve a little treat" while buying basic necessities •.. 14 17 209 428

Gen Z Is Brutally Roasting Millennials On Twitter

Apparently LOL is out

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People Reveal The Elaborate Scams They Pulled Off At Work | thumbnail text - Hustle Minhaj (Rohit) ... @rohshah07 Guys, what's a random scam you pulled off at work? A client once found our 30 page report too long. So I reduced the font size by 2 points and the report was 22 pages. He saw it and was like "guys this is fantastic" 5:54 PM · Jun 9, 2021 · Twitter Web App 631 Retweets 116 Quote Tweets 7,060 Likes

People Reveal The Elaborate Scams They Pulled Off At Work

Work smarter, not harder

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Parenting Tweets That Reminded Us Wow Weird Kids Can Really Be| Thumbnail text - Jessie @mommajessiec Every Tuesday my husband is surprised to learn that our son's 6:30 Tuesday soccer practice occurs every Tuesday at 6:30. 3:44 PM · 9/28/21 · Twitter for iPhone 194 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 2,228 Likes

Parenting Tweets That Reminded Us How Weird Kids Can Really Be

The limit for their weirdness does not exist

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