funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Man's Tweet About Staying Away From 'Vulgar' Women Roasted For Toxic Masculinity | thumbnail text - Eric @amerix Men, Stay away from vulgar women. A feminine, respectful woman values what she speaks or writes. A woman who easily says or writes "f ick", "vagina", "d.ck" is a NO. Vulgar women are damaged women who come with emotional baggage. FOCUS ON YOUR LIFE. #MasculinitySaturday

Man's Tweet About Staying Away From 'Vulgar' Women Roasted For Toxic Masculinity

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Crazy Things Overheard At Nail Salons

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Female Scientist Invites Mansplainers To Gaslight Her On Twitter| thumbnail text - Dr. Héloïse Stevance (she) @Sydonahi Hi I'm a women with a PhD on supernovae and how massive stars die. Mansplain my area of expertise to me. Wrong answers only a @AcademicChatter #WomenlnSTEM 11:04 AM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Female Scientist Invites Mansplainers To Gaslight Her On Twitter

Dads Tweet About The The Beauty Of Parenthood| thumbnail text - Simon Holland ... @simoncholland Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 3 AM. 3:08 PM · 10/10/21 · Twitter for iPhone 400 Retweets 51 Quote Tweets 4,275 Likes

Dads Tweet About The The Beauty Of Parenthood

Clever Tweets From Women Who Know How To See The LOL’s In Every Situation| thumbnail text - i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies ... when the microwave does the passive aggressive double beep when you forget your food .. i just wanna know which bills you pay to be taking that tone with me 7:02 PM · 10/10/21 · Twitter for iPhone 37.4K Retweets 944 Quote Tweets

Clever Tweets From Women Who Know How To See The LOL’s In Every Situation

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life hack tweets | thumbnail text - Mike Lelli ... @mrlelli Replying to @UberFacts Put your car keys in the refrigerator with your lunch or leftovers and you will never ever forget them 2:17 AM · Oct 13, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Twitter Thread Reveals Funny Life Hacks That Seem Fake But Are Real Lifesavers

Tweets Capturing Airplane Scenarios We've All Experienced| Thumbnail text - Joint - elijah daniel Follow @elijahdaniel i fell asleep on the plane and woke up with the elderly man next to me sleeping on my shoulder i can't believe i have a boyfriend now

17 Tweets Capturing Airplane Scenarios We've All Experienced

Movie Couples That Just Needed Some Therapy To Survive| thumbnail text - victor Gaslighter Pro 9000 @childofuranus ... aries are the chihuahua of the zodiac I won't be elaborating 6:43 AM · 10/17/21 · Twitter Web App 177 Retweets 79 Quote Tweets 1,437 Likes

Astrology Tweets That Made Us Feel Confused But Also Like Rockstars

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funny tweets about growing up with siblings | Pindi boy @sherrytweets_ #growingupwithsiblings Be Like Not Touching two cars parked very closely | Saad Iqbal @saadiqbalwaryah Trying figure out which drink has less so can give sibling

Funny Tweets About The Love-Hate Relationship Between Siblings

funny tweets, British, problems, polite, culture, twitter | Tweet VeryBritishProblems T@SoVeryBritish Brit 1: Excuse sorry, can just Brit 2: Yes course, sorry Brit 1: Sorry, thanks <both Brits somehow know 's happening> 04/04/2015 21:53 6,375 RETWEETS 8,229 FAVOURITES | Looking into having hands surgically removed after waving at someone who waving at someone behind

'Very British Problems' Making Life Awkward For Brits Everywhere

girls who are not like other girls | thmbnail text - Lydia @Parker123Lydia I'm not like other girls (who want someone to buy them a boob job). I'm different (I want someone to buy me LASIK). 12:18 AM · Oct 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

12 Tweets Poking Fun At Girls Who Are 'Not Like Other Girls'

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Clever Tweets From Parents With Some Golden Senses Of Humor| Thumbnail text - Lottie-BOO ... @Lottie_Poppie I let my toddler play with my phone today so now everything is in Spanish and I have 273 pictures of her left hand 7:18 PM · 10/7/21 · Twitter for iPhone 237 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1,579 Likes

Clever Tweets From Parents With Some Golden Senses Of Humor

Funny tweets about hookup culture | thumbnail text - puta @crybabyriyuh me coming in a hookup vs leaving it CLOWN THEY THE RA NY SAVING GRACE HE MARIAH CAREY 11:43 AM - Apr 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Hookup Culture Enthusiasts Reveal Their Funniest Anecdotes and Philosophies

Dad Tweets From Some Dads Who Are As Cool As Cucumbers| Thumbnail text - Simon Holland ... @simoncholland I'm at a pumpkin patch with my family, is $48 a good deal for a pumpkin? 3:52 PM · 10/2/21 · Twitter for iPhone 115 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 2,018 Likes

Tweets From Some Dads Who Are As Cool As Cucumbers

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Mansplaining Tweets That Reminded Us How Irrelevant Their Opinions Are| thumbnail text - Remote Goat @fuwolfman I just caught myself mansplaining tree branches to a squirrel. 2:44 AM · Oct 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Mansplaining Tweets That Reminded Us How Irrelevant Their Opinions Are

Guys get roasted for complaining about being friend-zoned | thumbnail includes two tweets Text - millennial of manila @MillennialOfMNL when people complain about being in the "friendzone" this is what they actually mean am a good person and I demand you take my penis

Men Complain About Being 'Friend-Zoned' And Got Roasted