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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

Astrology Tweets That Made Us Go, 'LOL, but very true'| thumbnail text - Rude Astrology: The Knowledg... @Rude_Astrology RUDE Venus is in Capricorn *checks bank account* *increases age range on Tinder to 55+*

Astrology Tweets That Made Us Go, 'LOL, But Very True'

We can't help but be hooked
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Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Are Ready To Move Past Spooky Season| thumbnail text - kelly andrew @KayAyDrew ... Not my husband calling me from the ballet studio because he can't remember the stranger danger password and my daughter won't go home with him 1:07 AM · 10/26/21 · Twitter for iPhone 7,707 Retweets 769 Quote Tweets 164K Likes

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Are Ready To Move Past Spooky Season

Time to let go
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Funniest Tweets From People Fantasizing What The World Would Look Like Without Men| thumbnail text - Bella @BellaLaRue1 #LifeWithoutMenWouldBe great for the makers of batteries.

Funniest Tweets From People Fantasizing What The World Would Look Like Without Men

Let's imagine, shall we
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Sexist Tweets From Guys Which Prove They Know Nothing About Women| thumbnail text - being a girl must be so easy, all u do is cry all day and text 15 different guys 6:03 am 15/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone 19.6K Retweets 143K Likes

Sexist Tweets From Men Which Prove They Know Nothing About Women

It's amazing how little they know
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Painfully Relatable Memes About being Over 40| thumbnail text - DanicaBananica @Da... Mar 6 ••. Welcome to your 40s! Did you just pee? Congratulations! You have to pee again! 13

Painfully Relatable Memes About being Over 40

Prepare yourselves
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tweets about being introverts for anyone hiding inside| thumbnail text - Roxi Horror ... @roxiqt I don't know if anyone else gets anxious about phone calls but a little tip l've learned is: if there is a phone call that I don't want to make, before I start dialing the number, I carefully hold the phone in my hand & toss it gently into a lake. I hope this advice helps others. 5:41 AM Jun 26, 2020 · TweetDeck 8,331 Retweets 189 Quote Tweets 26.5K Likes

Tweets About Being An Introvert For Anyone Hiding Inside

Introverts, unite
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Tweets About Things Millennials Did Which Apparently Make Them Old| thumbnail text - ghost @HolyTyranny ... My 9 yearold cousin just called me old because i have "headphones with wires on them" did that actually just happen 1:45 PM · Feb 8, 2019 · Twitter for Android

Tweets About Things Millennials Did Which Apparently Make Them Old

Unfortunately this is all true
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Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Want To Cringe In Three Different Languages| thumbnail text - autoerotic asphyxiation @peachyhitman is he. trying to mansplain LAUGHING??????? whats so funny НАНАННАНАНА You sould know that when someone writes "hahahaha" that doesent allways mean that they are laughing

Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Want To Cringe In Three Different Languages

Quite the cringe
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Funny and relatable memes about being over 30 | thumbnail text - When you finally get 8 hours of sleep but you slept wrong and now your neck hurts Sara Levine @saralememe 30s are weird because half friends are getting married and half are getting ghosted left and right but none us know health insurance works and think 's beautiful

Accurate Memes For Anyone Over 30, Who Isn't Aging As Well As They'd Hoped

Aging is a cruel, cruel process
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Tweets From Dads Who Tell Dad Jokes With A Certain Je Ne Sais Quoi| thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness ... When my wife gets upset at me I sneak into her Netflix profile and give thumbs up to the most boring documentaries 5:19 AM · 8/6/21 · Twitter for iPhone 247 Retweets 19 Quote Tweets 1,778 Likes

Tweets From Dads Who Tell Dad Jokes With A Certain Je Ne Sais Quoi

We love corny
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funny tweets from parents answering their kids who ask 'where do babies come from | thumbnail text - Amanda Marcotte | Mediocre Mommy ... @storiesofamom Toddler: "Babies come from the baby store." Me:

Funniest Answers Parents Gave Their Kids Who Asked 'Where Do Babies Come From'

The birds and the bees talk every parent dreads
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Funny Women Of Twitter Who Woke Up And Chose To Make Us LOL| Thumbnail text - broti gupta @BrotiGupta ... choosing one very special trick-or- treater to come inside and have a salmon dinner with me and my family 2:30 AM · 10/30/21 · Twitter Web App 1,902 Retweets 52 Quote Tweets 36.2K Likes

Funny Women Of Twitter Who Woke Up And Chose To Make Us LOL

Ah, the women of Twitter
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twitter life hacks | thumbnail text - Bibsy @ImBibsy LIFE HACK: A trip to target is cheaper than couples counseling 11:16 PM · Oct 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

14 Ridiculous Life Hacks We Might Just Implement This Week

Hacking life with Twitter
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funny tweets from husbands who think they're funny | thumbnail text - The Dad BriefsTM @SladeWentworth ... Can you please stop breathing like that? -A marriage story 2:01 AM Jan 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 184 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 1,083 Likes

Tweets From Husbands Who Think They're Funny

Marriage bliss
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Hectic Tweets From Twitter Astrologers Who Apparently 'Don't Make The Rules'| Thumbnail text - mélanie @earthdombaby If Halloween wasn't during Scorpio season I probably wouldn't believe in astrology 2:30 AM · Oct 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Hectic Tweets From Twitter Astrologers Who Apparently 'Don't Make The Rules'

Not for the easily offended
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funny tweets about athleisure | thumbnail text - Font - Abby DeWitt @abbykatedewitt The 3-year-old I nanny calls all his clothes that are not athleisure his “party clothes" and refuses to wear them if it is not a special occasion and honestly I respect that mood 3:36 PM · Oct 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

15 Tweets That Made Us Question Our Dedication To Athleisure

We've all sold our souls to athleisure
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