funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Actors Who Really 'Understood The Assignment,' Twitter's Newest Meme Format| thumbnail text - - peanut @eyysalii no SHE always understood the assignment

Actors Who Really 'Understood The Assignment,' Twitter's Newest Meme Format

Extra AF Astrology Tweets That Are Scary Accurate| thumbnail text -  love quinn apologist @JAjueny So apparently most of my issues come from ignored childhood trauma and not my zodiac sign. Mhm. 3:12 AM · 11/12/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Extra AF Astrology Tweets That Are Scary Accurate

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Weekly Dose Of Mansplaining Tweets (April 14, 2021)| thumbnail text - That one chicc from the internet ... @PrisonCookies I think the reason men burn more calories a day than women is because of all the mansplaining they do 3:08 AM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Mansplaining Experiences That Are Due A Proper Roasting

Parents Tweet About The Inescapable Turmoil That Is School Drop-Off| thumbnail text - Marissa @michimama75 you don't pick your pajamas based on whether or not you can If wear them to kindergarten drop off in the morning, you're working harder, not smarter. 2:37 AM · 9/28/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Parents Tweet About The Inescapable Turmoil That Is School Drop-Off

Baristas Expose Starbucks Orders Which Are So Extra It Hurts| thumbnail texts -

Baristas Expose Starbucks Orders Which Are So Extra It Hurts

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Parents Who Know How To Have Fun With The Most Stressful Job In The Universe| thumbnail text - Sarcastic Mommy ... @sarcasticmommy4 Not to brag, but I can make my kids angry by just saying "good morning." 3:31 PM · 11/4/21 · Twitter for iPhone 61 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 643 Likes

Parents Who Know How To Have Fun With The Most Stressful Job In The Universe

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Mayor Tooliani @Toolie_xo ... Funerals are expensiveeeeeee. Please put me in an airfryer when it's my time. 5:59 PM · Jan 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 34.1K Retweets 3.4K Quote Tweets 193.9K Likes

12 Titilating Tweets By Woman And For Women

Dads Who Tweet Funny Things We Didn't Know We Needed In Our Lives| thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland I don't secretly steal my kids' Halloween candy. I eat it right in front of them while maintaining eye contact. Total power move. 2:46 AM · 11/1/21 · Twitter for iPhone 97 Retweets 16 Quote Tweets 1,538 Likes

Dads Who Tweet Funny Things We Didn't Know We Needed In Our Lives

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funny tweets about growing up with siblings - tweet about adult siblings not telling their parents | bekah @bekah_owsley Just overheard my 54 year old dad tell my 58 year old aunt "don't tell mom" So apparently 's lifelong thing. 6:18 AM Aug 9, 2018 Twitter iPhone >

Relatable Tweets About Growing Up With Siblings

Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| Thumbnail text - - Avery France @AveryMichelle5 · Jan 10, 2019 Replying to @ArielDumas I thought Piñatas were hundreds of dollars and only for really rich people. I was so mad when I found out they were affordable and I had only gotten ... one once. 27 8 944

Tweets About Things People Used To Think Were Fancy But Aren't At All

Funny Mansplaining Tweets For The Anyone Who Loves To Roast Jerks On The Internet| thumbnail text - nona @Thenamesnona why would i read marx when i can have it mansplained to me in 30 minutes by half of my tinder matches? 2:44 PM · Nov 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Mansplaining Tweets For Anyone Who Loves To Roast Jerks On The Internet

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steamy relatable tweets about hot chocolate | thumbnail text - miss hoes ... @prettyv1rgo yes i'm too good for hot chocolate made with water 9:03 PM Dec 20, 2018 Twitter for iPhone 15.9K Retweets 531 Quote Tweets 44.4K Likes

Steamy Tweets About Hot Chocolate For The Cocoa Addicts Out There

15 Tweets About Bo Burnham's 'Inside' That Perfectly Capture The Chaos| Thumbnail Text - Product - bo burnham's #inside is the only content about the pandemic that needs to be made. i don't want movies romanticizing it, only this deranged masterpiece D Could I interest you in everything ALL of the time?

15 Tweets About Bo Burnham's 'Inside' That Perfectly Capture The Chaos

13 Tweets Summarizing The Grocery Shopping Experience| Thumbnail Text - Shelf - #ThoughtsWhileGroceryShopping Glad I made a list that I forgot at home At least 70% of the time #ThoughtsWhileGroceryShopping I hope no one calls me out for having 16 items in the 15 or less lane.

13 Tweets Summarizing The Grocery Shopping Experience

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relatable tweets about sharing bed with your partner | thumbnail text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry My husband rolled over and open mouth snored directly into my eyes last night if you're wondering how we keep the magic alive. 1:44 AM · Dec 12, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

Relatable Tweets About Sharing A Bed For Anyone Stuck With A Snoring Partner

Funny Women's Tweets For The Modern Hilarious Woman| thumbnail text - + grassfed coochie @janaethebaee why as a shoulder bag..would you fall off of my shoulder every time i bend over ¿?? •... are you not embarrazzed 5:01 PM · 11/2/21 · Twitter for iPhone 11.1K Retweets 252 Quote Tweets 72.4K Likes

Funny Women's Tweets For The Modern Hilarious Woman