funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funny twitter reactions to 'I hope this email finds you well' | waviest @therealwavybaby "Hope this email finds well email found Mindy Kaling | Kombucha girl

Funny Tweeters React To 'Hope This Email Finds You Well'

stories of people getting fired from their jobs | Greg DeNinno @gpdno My wife 16 years suddenly and unexpectedly died August. My work got mad because would cry office so took 6 weeks off. They wanted back sooner but refused AndThenIWasFired

People Reveal Their 'And Then I Was Fired' Moments

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funny tweets from characters in the bible | Vamwe blaz @_avocadoO_T3 itsNyaWan Llove democzacy Moses he came down mountain Trallfoodboll Thefoorballtroll ScrappyMo pitied and Israelites worshiping another god | abby @abigail_kaputo itsNyaWan Jonahs wife hearing him explain why he hasn't been home three days because he swallowed by fish

Tweet Like Someone In The Bible: Funny Thread

funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about husband and wife arguing about who will die first and why | Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking my wife and argued last night about which one us will be dying first and why each think other will die first officially run out things discuss

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 28, 2020)

people share screenshots of customer service reps flirting with them on Twitter | O p r lme Thank you :) You are very sweet and I must say you have a very lovely name Its okay! Have you found anything on the parcel sorry im kind of in a rush roxana nco.uk Rup eSh I Custom" Service Good news is that Seller will contact you within 24 hours with an update and order should be delivered to you On priority. rite a message.. Not the amazon customer service guy legit flirting with me LOOOOL orie Send Do

Times People's Customer Service Reps Flirted With Them

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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about husband acting like a grown man and a child | Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy My husband: l'm grown man. Please stop treating like child. Also my husband: Can find my jacket hungry need nap.

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 21, 2020)

funniest tweets written by women - cover pic tweet "putting some chlorine in my margarita so it tastes like I'm drinking it in a pool"

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (August 17, 2020)

funny tweets about not having money - cover pic tweet about wanting to have a house by age 25 | Jonwayne O @jonwayne Age 20 5 years going own benz and have my house paid off. Age 25 know Patricia? Make TWO mexican pizzas. 10:39 AM 15 Feb 2016

Funny Tweets About (Not Having Any) Money

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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about marriage is finding that one person whose breathing doesn't make you want to murder them

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 7, 2020)

funny tweets about bad ways parents apologize - cover pic tweet about parents ignoring then suddenly speaking to them again | @nour_xo789 Replying flstinifaerie *ignores 2-3 business days, huffing and puffing, not answering speak them, then magically starts talking

People Tweet Bad Ways Their Parents Apologize

Parenting tweet written by a mom who can't stand hearing the word "Again" from her toddler | Molly McNearney @mollymcnearney l'd rather hear my toddler say F-word than "Again

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 26, 2020)

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tweets about the Metro UK challenging themselves to spend Jeff Bezos' net worth | Amazon founder Jeff Bezos records yesterday as saw the largest ever growth in wealth in day. mogul a whopping $13 billion dollars in 24 hours. bringing his net worth to S 189.3 bdlbn. THREAD) | We still have a lot to spend. So how can dent this obscene sum? Jeff needs a fighter jet, because what billionaire CEO doesn't need a small army at his disposal. Ten F-22 Raptors. That should do it. $1.4 billion.

Metro UK Try (And Fail) To Spend Net Worth Of Jeff Bezos, Founder Of Amazon - Twitter Thread

Funniest women tweets | crystal J @mendozur Jobs: NOW HIRING applies* Jobs: Not tho 2:02 am 11 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 97.1K Retweets and comments 522.1K Likes >

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (July 20, 2020)

Funniest women tweets of the week | Heaven @HeavenSentMel Due Covid-19 will not shake hands or hug anymore may either Kneel or Bow 2:51 am 9 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 159.9K Retweets and comments 601.1K Likes >

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (July 13 , 2020)

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funny twitter thread on why babies are problematic - cover pic ash @ARTSHL3Y 3) they especially prey on women. women lose sleep, their own BODILY FLUIDS, and sanity all just these misogynists are still allowing and supporting this 7:00 PM May 9, 2019 Twitter iPhone

Satirical Twitter Thread About Why Babies Are Problematic

funny tweets from father of four daughters - cover photo conversation between father and four year old | James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn did just catch doing? 6-year-old: Jumping on bed Why is bad? 6: Because were looking. 9:03 PM Jun 18, 2020 Twitter Android

Father Of Four Daughters Tweets Their Funny Conversations

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17-year-old exposes father spending his child support money on stepsiblings, mother gets involved and gains full custody over her son, leading to family falling out

17-year-old exposes father spending his child support money on stepsiblings, mother gets involved and gains full custody over her son, leading to family falling out

22 Exhausted Introvert Memes That Accurately Depict the Desire to be Alone

22 Exhausted Introvert Memes That Accurately Depict the Desire to be Alone

Guy Still Holds Onto His Old Teacher's Act of Kindness

Guy Still Holds Onto His Old Teacher's Act of Kindness

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