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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

Dads Who Tweet Funny Things We Didn't Know We Needed In Our Lives| thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland I don't secretly steal my kids' Halloween candy. I eat it right in front of them while maintaining eye contact. Total power move. 2:46 AM · 11/1/21 · Twitter for iPhone 97 Retweets 16 Quote Tweets 1,538 Likes

Dads Who Tweet Funny Things We Didn't Know We Needed In Our Lives

Ah, dads

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funny tweets about growing up with siblings - tweet about adult siblings not telling their parents | bekah @bekah_owsley Just overheard my 54 year old dad tell my 58 year old aunt "don't tell mom" So apparently 's lifelong thing. 6:18 AM Aug 9, 2018 Twitter iPhone >

Relatable Tweets About Growing Up With Siblings

Nothing like sibling rivalry... I mean love

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Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| Thumbnail text - - Avery France @AveryMichelle5 · Jan 10, 2019 Replying to @ArielDumas I thought Piñatas were hundreds of dollars and only for really rich people. I was so mad when I found out they were affordable and I had only gotten ... one once. 27 8 944

Tweets About Things People Used To Think Were Fancy But Aren't At All

If the name is French it's always going to sound expensive

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Funny Mansplaining Tweets For The Anyone Who Loves To Roast Jerks On The Internet| thumbnail text - nona @Thenamesnona why would i read marx when i can have it mansplained to me in 30 minutes by half of my tinder matches? 2:44 PM · Nov 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Mansplaining Tweets For Anyone Who Loves To Roast Jerks On The Internet

Some people deserve a proper roasting

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steamy relatable tweets about hot chocolate | thumbnail text - miss hoes ... @prettyv1rgo yes i'm too good for hot chocolate made with water 9:03 PM Dec 20, 2018 Twitter for iPhone 15.9K Retweets 531 Quote Tweets 44.4K Likes

Steamy Tweets About Hot Chocolate For The Cocoa Addicts Out There

Pour me a cup of chocolaty goodness

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15 Tweets About Bo Burnham's 'Inside' That Perfectly Capture The Chaos| Thumbnail Text - Product - bo burnham's #inside is the only content about the pandemic that needs to be made. i don't want movies romanticizing it, only this deranged masterpiece D Could I interest you in everything ALL of the time?

15 Tweets About Bo Burnham's 'Inside' That Perfectly Capture The Chaos

'Inside' = Deranged Masterpiece

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13 Tweets Summarizing The Grocery Shopping Experience| Thumbnail Text - Shelf - #ThoughtsWhileGroceryShopping Glad I made a list that I forgot at home At least 70% of the time #ThoughtsWhileGroceryShopping I hope no one calls me out for having 16 items in the 15 or less lane.

13 Tweets Summarizing The Grocery Shopping Experience

Shower Thoughts But Make Them Groceries

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relatable tweets about sharing bed with your partner | thumbnail text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry My husband rolled over and open mouth snored directly into my eyes last night if you're wondering how we keep the magic alive. 1:44 AM · Dec 12, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

Relatable Tweets About Sharing A Bed For Anyone Stuck With A Snoring Partner

The less romantic side to relationships

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Funny Women's Tweets For The Modern Hilarious Woman| thumbnail text - + grassfed coochie @janaethebaee why as a shoulder bag..would you fall off of my shoulder every time i bend over ¿?? •... are you not embarrazzed 5:01 PM · 11/2/21 · Twitter for iPhone 11.1K Retweets 252 Quote Tweets 72.4K Likes

Funny Women's Tweets For The Modern Hilarious Woman

We can all relate

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life hack tweets | thumbnail text - @wwardzzjb_ life hack to helping seasonal depression: count down the days till December 11th because from there on out, sunset starts happening later everyday. So technically that means only 5 weeks and 2 days of the days becoming shorter then after that they're getting longer again – | 12:40 AM · Nov 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

15 Wild Life Hacks Of The Week

Hacking life with Twitter

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17 Tweets Proving Parents Need A Break Like Yesterday| Thumbnail Text - Dog - Kids did this to our doggo and it looks amazing.

17 Tweets Proving Parents Need A Break Like Yesterday

Pour one out for the parents

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Funny tweets about expectation vs. reality of how we think we look | thumbnail text - Vinny @rwiggumrules ... What I think I look like in a floral shirt vs. what I actually look like 7:39 PM · Jul 23, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 673 Retweets 55 Quote Tweets 2,665 Likes B ... @bethanyellennx What I think I look like with my hair in a high bun vs. What I actually look like 10:02 PM · Aug 9, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 1,944 Retweets 56 Quote Tweets 13.5K Likes

Funny Expectation Vs. Reality Tweets About How We Think We Look

The harsh truth

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Astrology Tweets That Made Us Go, 'LOL, but very true'| thumbnail text - Rude Astrology: The Knowledg... @Rude_Astrology RUDE Venus is in Capricorn *checks bank account* *increases age range on Tinder to 55+*

Astrology Tweets That Made Us Go, 'LOL, But Very True'

We can't help but be hooked

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Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Are Ready To Move Past Spooky Season| thumbnail text - kelly andrew @KayAyDrew ... Not my husband calling me from the ballet studio because he can't remember the stranger danger password and my daughter won't go home with him 1:07 AM · 10/26/21 · Twitter for iPhone 7,707 Retweets 769 Quote Tweets 164K Likes

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who Are Ready To Move Past Spooky Season

Time to let go

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Funniest Tweets From People Fantasizing What The World Would Look Like Without Men| thumbnail text - Bella @BellaLaRue1 #LifeWithoutMenWouldBe great for the makers of batteries.

Funniest Tweets From People Fantasizing What The World Would Look Like Without Men

Let's imagine, shall we

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Sexist Tweets From Guys Which Prove They Know Nothing About Women| thumbnail text - being a girl must be so easy, all u do is cry all day and text 15 different guys 6:03 am 15/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone 19.6K Retweets 143K Likes

Sexist Tweets From Men Which Prove They Know Nothing About Women

It's amazing how little they know

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