funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funniest women roasting men tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Roxi Horror ... @roxiqt Ladies, if your boyfriend is holding a fish in his display photo, you don't have a boyfriend. He's in love with the fish in his display photo. He's going to marry her & go live in a lake with his new fish family. Know the signs. 8:16 PM Feb 9, 2021 · TweetDeck 72 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 790 Likes

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (February 10, 2021)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Jonesy The Beautiful Idiot M @VikingJonesy ... Bought my kids a donut maker and we tried making donuts and now I can't stand donuts or my kids 1:43 AM - Feb 7, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 132 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 787 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (February 9, 2021)

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funny tweets about parents totally depending on google to survive | thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... I'm Googling "how to get glitter slime off the dog" if anyone was wondering what kind of parenting adventure I was having today. 8:44 PM · May 27, 2020 - Twitter Web App 14 Retweets 108 Likes

Funny Tweets About Parents Being Totally Dependent On Google To Survive

funny memes about the struggles of being a picky eater | Dave Strogen DaveStrogen picky eater and go restaurant and start reading menu. immediately regret this decision. | courtney @courtney_haas_ Being picky eater sucks mamma dinner Probably something will hate Great Delivered

Relatable Memes About The Struggles Of Being A Picky Eater

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | text - Sarcastic Mommy ... @sarcasticmommy4 How's virtual school going for you? I'll start. My son was late to his PE class because he was making nachos. 11:52 PM Jan 27, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 96 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (January 31, 2021)

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funniest tweets about marriage we saw last week | thumbnail Font - Jawbreaker ... @sixfootcandy My husband just shushed me. He will be missed. 7:51 PM Jan 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 575 Retweets 36 Quote Tweets 4.9K Likes

Funniest Tweets About Marriage We Saw Last Week

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly O @danadonly ... can't wait for melania and trump to divorce and then have abc boldly let him be the bachelor 4:55 AM - Jan 20, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 75 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 1.9K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (January 25, 2021)

funny and relatable tweets about the struggle of sharing a bed with your partner | thumbnail Text - mark 00 @TheCatWhisprer DATING: can't wait to see you again MARRIAGE: part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night 4:16 PM Aug 21, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 28.1K Retweets 4.1K Quote Tweets 236.9K Likes

Funny Tweets About The Relatable Struggles Of Sharing A Bed With Your Spouse

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Jessie 00 @mommajessiec I saw a man at the grocery store taking pictures of different containers of yogurt and I didn't need to look for a wedding ring to know he's married. 4:38 PM Jan 15, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 405 Retweets 51 Quote Tweets 4.2K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (January 22, 2021)

funny tweets about all the things men would rather do than go to therapy | Adam Nayman @brofromanother 000 Paul Men will literally not let themselves get attached anything they can't walk out thirty seconds flat if they feel heat around corner instead going therapy | corie johnson @corietjohnson 000 men will literally create an online college based network interact socially will one day be adapted into film starring jesse eisenberg instead going therapy

Funny Tweets About All The Things Men Do To Avoid Therapy

funny tweets from people who don't want kids | thumbnail Text - Chef Neecie @WineWeedWife We spent $12,775 on daycare last year, for anyone currently using the pull out method. 2:15 AM · Apr 18, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 32.1K Retweets 3.9K Quote Tweets 123.2K Likes >

Funny Tweets From People Who Don't Want Kids

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funniest tweets from 2020 about the royals | thumbnail Text - Pigeon Fancier @isabelzawtun Imagine walking into work on Monday, your boss is like "you need to train the new guy" & you look over & it's Prince Harry You need to be so patient w him bc he has no employable skills; he doesn't even know excel 6:45 PM Jan 10, 2020 · Twitter Web App 724 Retweets 21 Quote Tweets 7.2K Likes

Funniest Tweets About The Royals From 2020

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - bibo @biboofficial let a man talk about himself uninterrupted for 10 minutes and he'll be like "wow i really like you" 3:43 AM Dec 26, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 62.1K Retweets 10.6K Quote Tweets 728.1K Likes >

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (December 30, 2020)

people share their bizarre childhood beliefs | thumbnail Text - Moose Friend @sarahthemoose Replying to @Kristen Arnett My dad told me the appendix was an organ our cavemen ancestors needed to hold rocks to grind up their food I was TWENTY TWO about to go in for emergency surgery, crying "I've never even eaten any rocks" when the ER docs had a good laugh at me 5:08 PM · Dec 20, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone >

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funny and relatable tweets about being tired of cooking in 2020 | brandon jinx big jinx @brandonjinx Man tired cooking bout just drink this bottle salad dressing and get bed 4:43 AM May 12, 2020 Twitter iPhone 51 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 359 Likes

Relatable Tweets About Cooking Burnout In 2020

Tweets from women who are frustrated with their husbands | thumbnail Text - Felicia @LostFelicia The husband has a man cold so I asked if he wanted me to plant a memory garden. 6:39 PM Dec 1, 2020 - Twitter Web App 113 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 406 Likes

Tweets From Women Who Are Annoyed With Their Husbands