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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

Twitter Obsesses Over The Respected Craft Of Making Thanksgiving Mac N' Cheese| thumbnail text - BADD Gyal Jali @QueenJaliii yo mac n cheese look like this on Thanksgiving stay out the kitchen •.

Twitter Obsesses Over The Respected Craft Of Making Thanksgiving Mac N' Cheese

It is no small feat

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Golden Tweets From Funny Parents Who Just Get It| thumbnail text - Jessie @mommajessiec *Googles Thanksgiving recipes* *Googles easy Thanksgiving recipes* *Googles really easy Thanksgiving recipes* *Googles is McDonald's open on Thanksgiving* 4:53 PM · Nov 14, 2021 (i)

Golden Tweets From Funny Parents Who Just Get It

If you know, you know

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dating app tweets | thumbnail text - Afrodietis @AppleseedEdge Replying to @tOnitOne It's like going to a bar and majority of the dudes are drunk frantically looking for a hook up before it closes. Only for them to bail when the lights come on. However I do meet guys on apps I wouldn't met IRL because guys don't interact with me in public. 4:15 PM · Nov 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Reveal How They Truly Feel About Dating Apps (Twitter Thread)

A couple of thoughts on dating apps

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Mansplaining Experiences That Are Satisfyingly Irritating| thumbnail text - woman

Mansplaining Experiences That Are Satisfyingly Irritating

The audacity of some people

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Dads Who Aren't Afraid To Roast Themselves And Their Kids On Twitter| thumbnail text - Green - The Dad THE DAD @thedad Mom: Don't wind up the kids before bed 001 Grandpa: 102

Dads Who Aren't Afraid To Roast Themselves And Their Kids On Twitter

We love a bold father figure

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funny workplace tweets that remind us why we would prefer to be unemployed | thumbnail text - aurazepam @andlikelaura my favorite part about having a job is being too busy to eat during the day and then eating 5000 calories when i get home Humorous Resources HUMOROUS @HumorousResour1 That two hour meeting I just sat through was almost as productive single, well-written email. That no one would of read anyway.

Funny Workplace Tweets For When You Wish You Were Unemployed Instead

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The Last Blockbuster Is Alive, Here’s 18 Of Their Funniest Tweets| Thumbnail Text - Sky - BLOCKBUSTER BLOCKBUSTER CLOSING DOWN SALF Follow The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster Hey people stealing our candy, jokes on you, most of that stuff expired in 2008.

The Last Blockbuster Is Alive, Here’s 18 Of Their Funniest Tweets

We miss running to Blockbuster on a Friday

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Funny tweets avout lifehacks | thumbnail text - ultan @ultB1 Life hack: when you're cutting a pizza at home always make one of the slices really small in case anybody asks you for a slice 12:32 AM · Apr 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Reveal The Funniest Lifehacks Which Changed Their Lives For The Better

Get ready for these gamechangers

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People Expose The Absurdity That Ensues When Going To An Airport These Days| thumbnail text - Michael lan Black @michaelianblack Spent eight hours at the airport before my flight canceled. We really are back to normal. 7:11 AM · Jun 14, 2021 2K O 26 1, Share this Tweet

People Expose The Absurdity That Ensues When Going To An Airport These Days

It is no simple feat

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Funny Tweets From Women Who Are Effortlessly Witty| thumbnail text - i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies paid time off for family and medical leave is important yes but what about paid time off to be a little silly . to goof around 3:53 PM · Nov 18, 2021 184.7K 113 ↑, Share this ...

Funny Tweets From Women Who Are Effortlessly Witty

Oh, to be effortlessly anything

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morning routine tweets | thumbnail text - rachel vincent O @dazedrachel_ All these people with cute little morning routines and l'm over here waking up 2 hrs before have go anywhere, doing my skincare routine, then going back bed until absolutely have pry myself out. 4:24 PM Nov 20, 2021 Twitter iPhone

12 Honest Morning Routine Tweets To Inspire Us To Consider Getting Out Of Bed

Good morning sunshine

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life hack tweets | thumbnail text -David Crowder @crowdermusic Reminder: Call you dad/mom now so they can start looking for the wifi password before you get there for Thanksgiving. #lifehack 3:20 PM · Nov 18, 2021 · LaterMedia

12 Silly Twitter Life Hacks To Be Thankful For This Week

Thankful for these ridiculous hacks

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Extra Astrology Tweets For The Extra Queen That You Are| thumbnail text - Astro Poets ... @poetastrologers Therapist: we can just sit here until you open up Taurus: 2:53 PM · 11/18/21 · Twitter for iPhone 2,294 Retweets 547 Quote Tweets 11.2K Likes

Extra Astrology Tweets For The Extra Queen That You Are

We all can be extra sometimes

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Funniest 'Skin Care Routine' Tweets Which Surely Inspire Sparkling Skin

Easy, breezy, beautiful skincare routine

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Spot-On Tweets About The 'Joys' Of Raising Twins| thumbnail text - Robert Knop @FatherWith Twins I have my twins 50% convinced they are actually triplets, and the third triplet is a vampire that lives in the attic 2:33 PM · Apr 8, 2019 89

Spot-On Tweets About The 'Joys' Of Raising Twins

Double trouble alert

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Fifteen Funny Tweets About Therapy Which Are Unfortunately Very Relatable| thumbnail text - Vi @HonestlyVi Trying to be honest with my therapist but not so honest that I get involuntarily hospitalized

Fifteen Funny Tweets About Therapy Which Are Unfortunately Very Relatable

There are lots of feels to share

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