funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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gyno appointment tweets | thumbnail text - its ya sloppy bitch annie @merpinjellybean ... Scheduling a Pap smear on my birthday in the hopes that the doctor says, "Pappy birthday!" 9 (a girl can dream ) 6:12 PM · Aug 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

15 Pap Smear Tweets That Made Us Want To Cancel Our Gyno Appointments

Aggressively Uncomfortable Mansplaining Experiences As Seen On Twitter| thumbnail text - PAL Christina Cauterucci ... @c_cauterucci "Mario mansplaining soccer to a slice of pizza" was not on my list of things i expected to see at the Euro final

Aggressively Uncomfortable Mansplaining Experiences As Seen On Twitter

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tweets about the stress of airports that remind us why we don't travel | thumbnail text - Chris Burns Im obsessed that airports are just like okay come around 5 but the plane leaves when we decide-prob 9ish, & bring luggage but we can't promise it'll make it on the plane. We can change your ticket but it cost more than if you cancel it & buy a car instead, but here's a biscotti Alyssa Limperis O @alyssalimp Love how the airport is like do you want to pick someone up? Please do! Just don't even T

Typical Airport Drama That Makes Us Wonder If Flying Is Even Worth It

Accurate Tweets About The Absurd Ways Women's Magazines Try To Catch Your Eye| thumbnail text - maura quint @behindyourback You're Already Failing In Ways We've Barely Finished Inventing Yet! (Fun & Flirty For Fall!) -every women's magazine headline ever 10:49 PM · Oct 20, 2016 124 4 1 Share this Tweet

Accurate Tweets About The Absurd Ways Women's Magazines Try To Catch Your Eye

walk of shame tweets | thumbnail text -  Liv ... @thecherryghoul My "walk of shame" is literally making my rounds to all my friends saying “hey sorry I didn't respond, I've been mentally disintegrating." 3:44 AM · Nov 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

14 Walks Of Shame That Were All About Shame But Not Sexy Times

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taylor swift and dylan o' brien twitter thread | thumbnail text -  Dylan O'Brien Fan (Taylor's Version) @ILove_You_Dylan ... 8:45 PM - Nov 21, 2021 - Twitter for Android

Twitter Thread Proves That Taylor Swift And Dylan O'Brien Are The Same Person

Twitter Obsesses Over The Respected Craft Of Making Thanksgiving Mac N' Cheese| thumbnail text - BADD Gyal Jali @QueenJaliii yo mac n cheese look like this on Thanksgiving stay out the kitchen •.

Twitter Obsesses Over The Respected Craft Of Making Thanksgiving Mac N' Cheese

Golden Tweets From Funny Parents Who Just Get It| thumbnail text - Jessie @mommajessiec *Googles Thanksgiving recipes* *Googles easy Thanksgiving recipes* *Googles really easy Thanksgiving recipes* *Googles is McDonald's open on Thanksgiving* 4:53 PM · Nov 14, 2021 (i)

Golden Tweets From Funny Parents Who Just Get It

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dating app tweets | thumbnail text - Afrodietis @AppleseedEdge Replying to @tOnitOne It's like going to a bar and majority of the dudes are drunk frantically looking for a hook up before it closes. Only for them to bail when the lights come on. However I do meet guys on apps I wouldn't met IRL because guys don't interact with me in public. 4:15 PM · Nov 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Reveal How They Truly Feel About Dating Apps (Twitter Thread)

Mansplaining Experiences That Are Satisfyingly Irritating| thumbnail text - woman

Mansplaining Experiences That Are Satisfyingly Irritating

Dads Who Aren't Afraid To Roast Themselves And Their Kids On Twitter| thumbnail text - Green - The Dad THE DAD @thedad Mom: Don't wind up the kids before bed 001 Grandpa: 102

Dads Who Aren't Afraid To Roast Themselves And Their Kids On Twitter

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funny workplace tweets that remind us why we would prefer to be unemployed | thumbnail text - aurazepam @andlikelaura my favorite part about having a job is being too busy to eat during the day and then eating 5000 calories when i get home Humorous Resources HUMOROUS @HumorousResour1 That two hour meeting I just sat through was almost as productive single, well-written email. That no one would of read anyway.

Funny Workplace Tweets For When You Wish You Were Unemployed Instead

The Last Blockbuster Is Alive, Here’s 18 Of Their Funniest Tweets| Thumbnail Text - Sky - BLOCKBUSTER BLOCKBUSTER CLOSING DOWN SALF Follow The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster Hey people stealing our candy, jokes on you, most of that stuff expired in 2008.

The Last Blockbuster Is Alive, Here’s 18 Of Their Funniest Tweets

Funny tweets avout lifehacks | thumbnail text - ultan @ultB1 Life hack: when you're cutting a pizza at home always make one of the slices really small in case anybody asks you for a slice 12:32 AM · Apr 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Reveal The Funniest Lifehacks Which Changed Their Lives For The Better

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People Expose The Absurdity That Ensues When Going To An Airport These Days| thumbnail text - Michael lan Black @michaelianblack Spent eight hours at the airport before my flight canceled. We really are back to normal. 7:11 AM · Jun 14, 2021 2K O 26 1, Share this Tweet

People Expose The Absurdity That Ensues When Going To An Airport These Days

Funny Tweets From Women Who Are Effortlessly Witty| thumbnail text - i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies paid time off for family and medical leave is important yes but what about paid time off to be a little silly . to goof around 3:53 PM · Nov 18, 2021 184.7K 113 ↑, Share this ...

Funny Tweets From Women Who Are Effortlessly Witty