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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Tweets About people Who Truly Cannot Resist The Urge To Mansplain| thumbnail text - Dee Lawlor ĒJY @Dee_SciComm NOT TODA Setan Replying to @natsabin I once had a door mansplained to me. You see ladies, you open the door FIRST, then go through it, and THEN close it.

Tweets About People Who Truly Cannot Resist The Urge To Mansplain
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cuffing season tweets | thmbnail text - AstraPfizer @astra_mami It's cuffing season. Global warming impacted a late start of the season this year but it looks like CUFFING season is still on 4:40 PM · Nov 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

15 Cuffing Season Tweets To Warm Our Cold Hearts
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Funny Women’s Tweets That Provided Us With Some Serious Chuckles| thumbnail text - Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett you're telling me if i complete the task that is giving me stress then my anxiety about it will go away????? sounds fake 5:39 PM · Nov 22, 2021 100K O 194 1, Share this T...

Funny Women’s Tweets That Provided Us With Some Serious Chuckles
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Hot Girl Summer Tweets That Showcase The Many Different Ways To Experience It| thumbnail text - Chandler de Medici @inceliklihayta7 hot girl summer 7:53 PM · 7/22/21 · Twitter for iPhone 34 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 1,068 Likes

Hot Girl Summer Tweets That Showcase The Many Different Ways To Experience It
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People Tweet About The Deeper Meanings Behind Email Sign-Offs| thumbnail text - Mae audrey farnsworth @audipenny This is how I effectively sign off emails now I, VIIG I IVIG ULIG.ri D

People Tweet About The Deeper Meanings Behind Email Sign-Offs
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People Are Exposing Their Uncontrollable Feminine Urges On Twitter| thumbnail text - Gracie McGreevy @GracieMcGreevy The feminine urge to say "No worries if not tho! No pressure!" after asking anyone for literally anything 5:14 PM · Nov 24, 2021 i 6.8K 5 ↑, Share this Tweet

People Are Exposing Their Uncontrollable Feminine Urges On Twitter
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dick appointment tweets | thumbnail text - bellyb @corpsefucker421 ... gonna make an app where u can rate dude's dick down game like yelp. rate the dick appointment out of 5 stars, let others know if it was worth your time or not 2:55 PM · Jul 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Women Tweet About The Triumphs And Defeats Of Hookup Appointments
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Astrology Tweets That Are So Extra We Can't Look Away| thumbnail text - daughterofthemoon,'0 C @witti_indi He sent me his Instagram and I had to pretend like I hadn't already stalked it weeks ago. Scorpio moon tings. 6:51 AM · Nov 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Astrology Tweets That Are So Extra We Can't Look Away
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gyno appointment tweets | thumbnail text - its ya sloppy bitch annie @merpinjellybean ... Scheduling a Pap smear on my birthday in the hopes that the doctor says, "Pappy birthday!" 9 (a girl can dream ) 6:12 PM · Aug 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

15 Pap Smear Tweets That Made Us Want To Cancel Our Gyno Appointments
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Aggressively Uncomfortable Mansplaining Experiences As Seen On Twitter| thumbnail text - PAL Christina Cauterucci ... @c_cauterucci "Mario mansplaining soccer to a slice of pizza" was not on my list of things i expected to see at the Euro final

Aggressively Uncomfortable Mansplaining Experiences As Seen On Twitter
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tweets about the stress of airports that remind us why we don't travel | thumbnail text - Chris Burns Im obsessed that airports are just like okay come around 5 but the plane leaves when we decide-prob 9ish, & bring luggage but we can't promise it'll make it on the plane. We can change your ticket but it cost more than if you cancel it & buy a car instead, but here's a biscotti Alyssa Limperis O @alyssalimp Love how the airport is like do you want to pick someone up? Please do! Just don't even T

Typical Airport Drama That Makes Us Wonder If Flying Is Even Worth It
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Accurate Tweets About The Absurd Ways Women's Magazines Try To Catch Your Eye| thumbnail text - maura quint @behindyourback You're Already Failing In Ways We've Barely Finished Inventing Yet! (Fun & Flirty For Fall!) -every women's magazine headline ever 10:49 PM · Oct 20, 2016 124 4 1 Share this Tweet

Accurate Tweets About The Absurd Ways Women's Magazines Try To Catch Your Eye
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walk of shame tweets | thumbnail text - Liv ... @thecherryghoul My "walk of shame" is literally making my rounds to all my friends saying “hey sorry I didn't respond, I've been mentally disintegrating." 3:44 AM · Nov 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

14 Walks Of Shame That Were All About Shame But Not Sexy Times
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taylor swift and dylan o' brien twitter thread | thumbnail text - Dylan O'Brien Fan (Taylor's Version) @ILove_You_Dylan ... 8:45 PM - Nov 21, 2021 - Twitter for Android

Twitter Thread Proves That Taylor Swift And Dylan O'Brien Are The Same Person
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Twitter Obsesses Over The Respected Craft Of Making Thanksgiving Mac N' Cheese| thumbnail text - BADD Gyal Jali @QueenJaliii yo mac n cheese look like this on Thanksgiving stay out the kitchen •.

Twitter Obsesses Over The Respected Craft Of Making Thanksgiving Mac N' Cheese
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Golden Tweets From Funny Parents Who Just Get It| thumbnail text - Jessie @mommajessiec *Googles Thanksgiving recipes* *Googles easy Thanksgiving recipes* *Googles really easy Thanksgiving recipes* *Googles is McDonald's open on Thanksgiving* 4:53 PM · Nov 14, 2021 (i)

Golden Tweets From Funny Parents Who Just Get It
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