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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

People Expose The Weird Things Only Their Family Does| thumbnail text - Bill Bradley @gumgumerson · Mar 8 #MyFamilylsWeird My mom interrupted my first college class because I didn't answer my phone. So she called the school and said she thought •.. someone was kicking my ass. 3 51

People Expose The Weird Things Only Their Families Do

Parenting Tweets Which We Highly Identified With This Christmas Season| thumbnail text - That Mom Tho @mom_tho thoughts and prayers for my husband as our five year old looked him straight in the eyes and told him "your jokes aren't funny" 1:23 AM · Dec 6, 2021

Parenting Tweets Which We Highly Identified With This Christmas Season

guy asks woman to venmo him for three dates after she rejects him and gets roasted | thumbnail text - it's only fair to ask for equal payment from you from the dates we went on. I believe it was 3 separate times we went out bars/restaurants where I paid for us both each time. I'd say $35 is more than fair for your food and drinks that I got you during those dates. I view you as a fair girl, I hope you'll consider reimbursing me. Thanks! Alex @alexo colbath It's the audacity for me. CK Share Paym

Twitter Annihilates Guy Who Asks Woman For Reimbursement After Tinder Date

twitter thread modern teens | thmbnail text - Beth @tiedwithaswift Twitter teens be like "how are you 25 and on twitter still" like sweetie do you think this isn't your future too?? 11:45 AM · Dec 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Poke Fun At Teens Who Bash People They Deem To Be Too Old For Social Media

Funniest tweets about mental breakdowns on Twitter this week | thumbnail text -

Funniest 'Mental Breakdown' Tweets We Saw This Week

Tweets From Funny Women Who Know How To Get Out Of Anything With Humor| thumbnail text - Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle sometimes u walk through the toddler section of target and see an outfit you'd like to wear and that's just what kind of day it is 11:08 PM · Dec 7, 2021

Tweets From Funny Women Who Know How To Get Out Of Anything With Humor

Twitter's funniest women who are sick and tired of everything | thumbnail text -

Twitter's Funniest Women Who Are Sick And Tired Of Everything

Unhinged Astrology Tweets That Made Us Roll Our Eyes But Also Overthink Our Existence| thumbnail text - Astro Poets ... @poetastrologers Aries: l'm a genius Also Aries: how do you boil an egg 8:15 PM · 12/11/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Unhinged Astrology Tweets That Made Us Roll Our Eyes But Also Overthink Our Existence

villain origin story tweets | thmbnail text -high king margo @margo_higgs ... END GUN VIOLENCE a girl in one of my classes referred to gimme gimme gimme gimme (a man after midnight) as "a song from mamma mia" that we might recognize because "it's big on tik tok". this is my villain origin story. 6:20 PM · Dec 8, 2021 · Twitter Web App

People Reveal What Their Villain Origin Story Would Be

20 Relatable Tweets About The Hell That Is Wearing A Bra| Thumbnail Text - Purple - Meena Harris @meena I hate bras so much now I don't care if I have 5 mins between zooms I am taking that monster off 1:15 AM · Mar 19, 2021

20 Relatable Tweets About The Hell That Is Wearing A Bra

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worst sexts on twitter thread | thumbnail text - palindrome ... @afroinstilettos Replying to @CerromeRussell this dude, who was a football coach, told me how he was on the field @ practice sweating in the dead of summer with no draws on & how he wanted me right then. 10:38 PM · Mar 25, 2019 · Twitter for Android

Gays and Gals Reveal The Worst Sexts They Have Ever Received

tweets about twenties| thumbnail text - irene anna ... @enerianna the swiftie urge to become a cat lady in my mid twenties 3:39 AM · Dec 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Ten Truthful Tweets About Being In Our Twenties

Dad Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny| thumbnail text - Crockett @CrockettForReal I asked my daughter if she thought she had been in the bath long enough and she said "the water will tell me when it's time to get out" so there ya have it 10:32 PM · Nov 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 95 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1,114 Likes

Dad Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny

16 Laugh Out Loud Worthy Tweets From This Past Week| Thumbnail Text - Font - Sabina Meschke @sabinameschke I love a short king. Like come here buch, you want uppies? 5:15 AM · Dec 5, 2021 30.6K O 124 1, Share this Tweet Seli @KmtfdMina being in ur 20s is all about spending at least $40 accidentally every day 4:21 PM · Dec 4, 2021 21.8K 50 1, Share this Tweet

16 Laugh Out Loud Worthy Tweets From This Past Week

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kids roast funny tweets | Pwynce Wyn @WynRichards My 6yo daughter just caught getting out shower looks like minion 32 9:42 PM Aug 26, 2016

18 Tweets And Memes Proving Kids Are The Ultimate Savage Roasters

women share the awkward things Gynecologists said to them during appointments | thumbnail Text - Lisa DuBois @joaniejabronie when i got my first gyno exam as a teenager, the gynecologist asked me what I wanted to do for a career. I said I wanted to be an artist. Then while checking my cervix she said- "i wanted to be a muppeteer". 6:46 PM Dec 27, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 13.7K Retweets 636 Quote Tweets 209K Likes

Awkward Comments Made By Gyno's Which Cannot Be Forgotten

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‘I just wanted something that was mine for once’: 19-year-old daughter leaves her birthday dinner after her parents make it all about her sister, displaying a pattern of favoritism that goes back years

‘I just wanted something that was mine for once’: 19-year-old daughter leaves her birthday dinner after her parents make it all about her sister, displaying a pattern of favoritism that goes back years

27-year-old new mom refuses to miss out on her first Mother's Day, refuses to attend husband's birthday party planned by her mother-in-law on that day: “His mom will drag me through the mud”

27-year-old new mom refuses to miss out on her first Mother's Day, refuses to attend husband's birthday party planned by her mother-in-law on that day: “His mom will drag me through the mud”

24-year-old artist turns guest room into painting studio, parents throw a fit when she books them a hotel instead of hosting them during a last-minute visit: "Family should be more important than your hobby"

24-year-old artist turns guest room into painting studio, parents throw a fit when she books them a hotel instead of hosting them during a last-minute visit: "Family should be more important than your hobby"

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