funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Dad Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny| thumbnail text - Crockett @CrockettForReal I asked my daughter if she thought she had been in the bath long enough and she said "the water will tell me when it's time to get out" so there ya have it 10:32 PM · Nov 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 95 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1,114 Likes

Dad Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny

16 Laugh Out Loud Worthy Tweets From This Past Week| Thumbnail Text - Font - Sabina Meschke @sabinameschke I love a short king. Like come here buch, you want uppies? 5:15 AM · Dec 5, 2021 30.6K O 124 1, Share this Tweet Seli @KmtfdMina being in ur 20s is all about spending at least $40 accidentally every day 4:21 PM · Dec 4, 2021 21.8K 50 1, Share this Tweet

16 Laugh Out Loud Worthy Tweets From This Past Week

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kids roast funny tweets | Pwynce Wyn @WynRichards My 6yo daughter just caught getting out shower looks like minion 32 9:42 PM Aug 26, 2016

18 Tweets And Memes Proving Kids Are The Ultimate Savage Roasters

women share the awkward things Gynecologists said to them during appointments | thumbnail Text - Lisa DuBois @joaniejabronie when i got my first gyno exam as a teenager, the gynecologist asked me what I wanted to do for a career. I said I wanted to be an artist. Then while checking my cervix she said- "i wanted to be a muppeteer". 6:46 PM Dec 27, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 13.7K Retweets 636 Quote Tweets 209K Likes

Awkward Comments Made By Gyno's Which Cannot Be Forgotten

tweets about bachelorette parties | thumbnail text - Jasmine Justice @JassJusticee I just wanna put this out there now: I will not be the caretaker at my bachelorette party, I will need one though. 7:52 AM · Jun 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Bachelorette Parties Are Getting Out Of Hand This Wedding Season

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Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Have To Sit Down And Take A Breather| thumbnail text - Eliza @LilLizaJayne My dad just tried to mansplain DNA to me. He asked if I, a 25 year old with a Bachelor of Science, knew what DNA was. 3:02 AM · Dec 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Have To Sit Down And Take A Breather

divorce party tweets | thumbnail text - Thumperstiltskin @quirings1 I'm thinking about getting married and then annulling it the next day just so I can have a divorce party. These parties look amazing. You burn stuff in a barrel you don't want around anymore as you get drunk and eat cake. Then your friends try to set you up with hotter guys.

Iconic Divorce Party Tweets That Made Us Happy To Celebrate Marriage Annulments

Memes That Are Nothing If Not Straight-Up Facts| Thumbnail text - me trying to learn 5 weeks worth of homework I haven't done 10 minutes before an exam CLEAR

Memes That Are Nothing If Not Straight-Up Facts

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tweets about people wearing red at target being mistaken for employees | Fucked up and wore a red at target. 5 people have asked me for help | Note to self: don't go to target whilst wearing tan pants and a red shirt. Just had a lady ask to speak to my manager because I didn't know where the baby food

Wearing Red Clothing At Target Isn't A Good Move

Parents Vent About How Their Spotify Wrapped Was Single-Handily Tarnished By Their Children’s Music Taste| thumbnail text - Kevin Power @KevPow3 My Spotify Wrapped: The Jungle Book, Frozen, and Moana soundtracks, and one Nine Inch Nails song. Bangers every one. 6:56 PM · Dec 1, 2021 ♡ 21 1, Share this Tweet

Parents Vent About How Their Spotify Wrapped Was Single-Handily Tarnished By Their Children’s Music Taste

feminine urge tweets | thumbnail text - amy it's cold outside ... @losertakesall the feminine urge to spend hours cooking something and then explain all the mistakes you think you made before anyone even takes a bite 3:29 AM · Nov 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

14 Feminine Urges That Are Completely Out Of Our Control

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Funny walk of shame tweets | thumbnail text - lina ... @leenski_32 Can't be a walk of shame if it's Pride Month 5:06 PM · Jun 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

'Walk Of Shame' Tweets Prove It's Nothing To Be Ashamed About

Funny Women Tweets That Got Us All Giggly At Our Work Desks| thumbnail text - steph mccann @steph_mcca ... banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank" 8:42 PM · 12/3/21 · Twitter Web App 17.8K Retweets 417 Quote Tweets 214K Likes

Funny Women's Tweets That Got Us All Giggly At Our Work Desks

Tweets About The Little Pet-Peeves That Inevitably Develop Throughout Marriage| thumbnail text - Jessie @mommajessiec Husband: *sneezes* Me: Bless you. Husband: *sneezes again* Me: I can't live like this. 3:57 PM · May 11, 2021 600 9 25 1, Share this Tweet

Tweets About The Little Pet-Peeves That Inevitably Develop Throughout Marriage

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Funny tweets about being hungover | thumbnail text - god gives the worst hangovers to his hottest warriors

Tweets Which Truly Capture The Nauseating Essence Of Hangovers

Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners | thumbnail text - Оpal @PamCamp60217334 Replying to @JessicaValenti When I turned 40 I wanted to go blonde. Unfortunately my brunette hair didnt take it well. When my 8 YO daughter got off the bus that day the first thing she said was "I hope you can wash that out". 11:32 PM · Jan 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners