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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

guy asks woman to venmo him for three dates after she rejects him and gets roasted | thumbnail text - it's only fair to ask for equal payment from you from the dates we went on. I believe it was 3 separate times we went out bars/restaurants where I paid for us both each time. I'd say $35 is more than fair for your food and drinks that I got you during those dates. I view you as a fair girl, I hope you'll consider reimbursing me. Thanks! Alex @alexo colbath It's the audacity for me. CK Share Paym

Twitter Annihilates Guy Who Asks Woman For Reimbursement After Tinder Date

The ultimate dating cesspool known as Tinder has been driving us crazy since its inception. It's like the founders brought all the worst dudes of the universe together on the app and were like "have a go at destroying all these women!" In this Tinder tale, a Tinder dude had the audacity to ask his dating buddy if she could reimburse him for the three dates they want on after she decided she wasn't interested. Read on for this Tinder horror story, which she posted on Twitter .
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twitter thread modern teens | thmbnail text -  Beth @tiedwithaswift Twitter teens be like "how are you 25 and on twitter still" like sweetie do you think this isn't your future too?? 11:45 AM · Dec 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Poke Fun At Teens Who Bash People They Deem To Be Too Old For Social Media

Teens really believe they're never growing up
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Funniest 'Mental Breakdown' Tweets We Saw This Week

We're all losing it
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Tweets From Funny Women Who Know How To Get Out Of Anything With Humor| thumbnail text - Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle sometimes u walk through the toddler section of target and see an outfit you'd like to wear and that's just what kind of day it is 11:08 PM · Dec 7, 2021

Tweets From Funny Women Who Know How To Get Out Of Anything With Humor

The power is limitless
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Twitter's funniest women who are sick and tired of everything | thumbnail text -

Twitter's Funniest Women Who Are Sick And Tired Of Everything

The funny women of Twitter
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Unhinged Astrology Tweets That Made Us Roll Our Eyes But Also Overthink Our Existence| thumbnail text - Astro Poets ... @poetastrologers Aries: l'm a genius Also Aries: how do you boil an egg 8:15 PM · 12/11/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Unhinged Astrology Tweets That Made Us Roll Our Eyes But Also Overthink Our Existence

It's too much
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villain origin story tweets | thmbnail text -high king margo @margo_higgs ... END GUN VIOLENCE a girl in one of my classes referred to gimme gimme gimme gimme (a man after midnight) as "a song from mamma mia" that we might recognize because "it's big on tik tok". this is my villain origin story. 6:20 PM · Dec 8, 2021 · Twitter Web App

People Reveal What Their Villain Origin Story Would Be

Context into why we are the way that we are
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20 Relatable Tweets About The Hell That Is Wearing A Bra| Thumbnail Text - Purple - Meena Harris @meena I hate bras so much now I don't care if I have 5 mins between zooms I am taking that monster off 1:15 AM · Mar 19, 2021

20 Relatable Tweets About The Hell That Is Wearing A Bra

Discomfort and no joy
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worst sexts on twitter thread | thumbnail text - palindrome ... @afroinstilettos Replying to @CerromeRussell this dude, who was a football coach, told me how he was on the field @ practice sweating in the dead of summer with no draws on & how he wanted me right then. 10:38 PM · Mar 25, 2019 · Twitter for Android

Gays and Gals Reveal The Worst Sexts They Have Ever Received

Sexting game not strong
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tweets about twenties| thumbnail text - irene anna ... @enerianna the swiftie urge to become a cat lady in my mid twenties 3:39 AM · Dec 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Ten Truthful Tweets About Being In Our Twenties

The roaring twenties
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Dad Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny| thumbnail text - Crockett @CrockettForReal I asked my daughter if she thought she had been in the bath long enough and she said "the water will tell me when it's time to get out" so there ya have it 10:32 PM · Nov 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 95 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1,114 Likes

Dad Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny

Who gave them permission
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16 Laugh Out Loud Worthy Tweets From This Past Week| Thumbnail Text - Font - Sabina Meschke @sabinameschke I love a short king. Like come here buch, you want uppies? 5:15 AM · Dec 5, 2021 30.6K O 124 1, Share this Tweet Seli @KmtfdMina being in ur 20s is all about spending at least $40 accidentally every day 4:21 PM · Dec 4, 2021 21.8K 50 1, Share this Tweet

16 Laugh Out Loud Worthy Tweets From This Past Week

It's the short king tweet for me
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kids roast funny tweets | Pwynce Wyn @WynRichards My 6yo daughter just caught getting out shower looks like minion 32 9:42 PM Aug 26, 2016

18 Tweets And Memes Proving Kids Are The Ultimate Savage Roasters

Little nightmares
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women share the awkward things Gynecologists said to them during appointments | thumbnail Text - Lisa DuBois @joaniejabronie when i got my first gyno exam as a teenager, the gynecologist asked me what I wanted to do for a career. I said I wanted to be an artist. Then while checking my cervix she said- "i wanted to be a muppeteer". 6:46 PM Dec 27, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 13.7K Retweets 636 Quote Tweets 209K Likes

Awkward Comments Made By Gyno's Which Cannot Be Forgotten

Not a time to be cracking jokes
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tweets about bachelorette parties | thumbnail text - Jasmine Justice @JassJusticee I just wanna put this out there now: I will not be the caretaker at my bachelorette party, I will need one though. 7:52 AM · Jun 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Bachelorette Parties Are Getting Out Of Hand This Wedding Season

Not another Nashville party
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Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Have To Sit Down And Take A Breather| thumbnail text - Eliza @LilLizaJayne My dad just tried to mansplain DNA to me. He asked if I, a 25 year old with a Bachelor of Science, knew what DNA was. 3:02 AM · Dec 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Have To Sit Down And Take A Breather

Ah, mansplainers
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