funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny tweets about men being trash | thumbnail text - Font - Lauren Brodauf @lauren_brodauf the sexiest quality in a man is when he believes that all men are trash 1:43 AM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest 'Men Are Trash' Tweets Of The Week

Astrology Tweets That Are Inexplicably Funny| thumbnail text - cole @PHEAUXBIA i've never seen a capricorn smile like they smile after stealing something from a corporate chain store 8:19 PM · Dec 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Astrology Tweets That Are Inexplicably Funny

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Memes About Millennial Struggles That Generation Z Will Never Comprehend| thumbnail text - oliviaa @livvy_B... · Mar 30, 2018 •.. The thought of wearing low rise jeans actually makes me want to vomit 27 15 83

Memes About Millennial Struggles Which Generation Z Will Never Understand

funny memes for women which men won't understand | thumbnail text - This is what tampon commercials should really look like Citytv bravo by betches @bravobybetches bravo me watching my friend text the guy whose number she said she deleted Producer: What makes you think that this time is different?

Women's Memes Men Will Never Understand

Cringeworthy Interactions that Made Us Comfortable With The Thought Of Never Leaving Our Homes| thumbnail text - I just whispered "hello old friend" to my favorite toilet at work because I haven't used it in over a year. Then someone in another stall cleared their throat Delivered oh papa

Cringeworthy Interactions that Made Us Comfortable With The Thought Of Never Leaving Our Homes

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people tweet about the stupid, recurring arguments they have with their spouses | thumbnail text - Rebecca Johnson ... DEFENSE OF BLA LIFE @rjohnson83 Replying to @rabiasquared Husband likes to hit snooze for a solid hour. I like sleeping for the entire hour and not being woken up 6 times (every 10 mins) during it and just setting the alarm for the correct time, not an hour early. He "can't wake up that fast". That's the 15 year (and counting) fight. 5:10 AM Jan 9, 2020 · Twitter for Android 502

People Tweet About The Stupid, Recurring Arguments They Have With Their Spouse

Marriage Tweets That Are Nothing If Not Spot On| thumbnail text -

Marriage Tweets That Are Nothing If Not Spot On

Dad Tweets That May Fuel Your Baby Fever, Or Serve As Birth Control| thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland I never understood how the little drummer boy's parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school. 3:00 AM · Dec 6, 2021

Dad Tweets That May Fuel Your Baby Fever, Or Serve As Birth Control

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Parenting Tweets Which We Highly Identified With This Christmas Season| thumbnail text - That Mom Tho @mom_tho thoughts and prayers for my husband as our five year old looked him straight in the eyes and told him "your jokes aren't funny" 1:23 AM · Dec 6, 2021

Parenting Tweets Which We Highly Identified With This Christmas Season

guy asks woman to venmo him for three dates after she rejects him and gets roasted | thumbnail text - it's only fair to ask for equal payment from you from the dates we went on. I believe it was 3 separate times we went out bars/restaurants where I paid for us both each time. I'd say $35 is more than fair for your food and drinks that I got you during those dates. I view you as a fair girl, I hope you'll consider reimbursing me. Thanks! Alex @alexo colbath It's the audacity for me. CK Share Paym

Twitter Annihilates Guy Who Asks Woman For Reimbursement After Tinder Date

twitter thread modern teens | thmbnail text - Beth @tiedwithaswift Twitter teens be like "how are you 25 and on twitter still" like sweetie do you think this isn't your future too?? 11:45 AM · Dec 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Poke Fun At Teens Who Bash People They Deem To Be Too Old For Social Media

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Funniest tweets about mental breakdowns on Twitter this week | thumbnail text -

Funniest 'Mental Breakdown' Tweets We Saw This Week

Tweets From Funny Women Who Know How To Get Out Of Anything With Humor| thumbnail text - Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle sometimes u walk through the toddler section of target and see an outfit you'd like to wear and that's just what kind of day it is 11:08 PM · Dec 7, 2021

Tweets From Funny Women Who Know How To Get Out Of Anything With Humor

Twitter's funniest women who are sick and tired of everything | thumbnail text -

Twitter's Funniest Women Who Are Sick And Tired Of Everything

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Unhinged Astrology Tweets That Made Us Roll Our Eyes But Also Overthink Our Existence| thumbnail text - Astro Poets ... @poetastrologers Aries: l'm a genius Also Aries: how do you boil an egg 8:15 PM · 12/11/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Unhinged Astrology Tweets That Made Us Roll Our Eyes But Also Overthink Our Existence

villain origin story tweets | thmbnail text -high king margo @margo_higgs ... END GUN VIOLENCE a girl in one of my classes referred to gimme gimme gimme gimme (a man after midnight) as "a song from mamma mia" that we might recognize because "it's big on tik tok". this is my villain origin story. 6:20 PM · Dec 8, 2021 · Twitter Web App

People Reveal What Their Villain Origin Story Would Be

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Woman calls out sister-in-law for fake allergy at Thanksgiving dinner, she demands to go home early but husband makes them stay for dinner, causing family dispute

Woman calls out sister-in-law for fake allergy at Thanksgiving dinner, she demands to go home early but husband makes them stay for dinner, causing family dispute

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'Don't ever talk to me again': 17-year-old girl finds her 12-year-old stepsister reading her private journal and mocking her, 17-year-old freaks out but bio dad takes stepsister's side

'Don't ever talk to me again': 17-year-old girl finds her 12-year-old stepsister reading her private journal and mocking her, 17-year-old freaks out but bio dad takes stepsister's side

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