funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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People Fight On Twitter Over What The 'Bottom-Tier Fruit' Are| thumbnail text - katie @basicfolklore I was traumatized by these at restaurants in the south so I haven't touched a pear since childhood

People Fight On Twitter Over What The 'Bottom-Tier Fruit' Are

Astrology Tweets That Had Us Laughing Into The New Year| thumbnail text - woman

Astrology Tweets That Had Us Laughing Into The New Year

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80 Funniest 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets| thumbnail Text - Pnonessential government oils2 @babadookspinoza The year is 2035. Marie Kondo holds up the condemned man to the crowd. "Does this man spark joy?" The crowd jeers, "No he does not!" She nods silently and throws him into the pit.

80 Funniest 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets

Funniest Parenting Tweets We Chuckled At This Year| thumbnail text - meghan @deloisivete ... I want those snacks that have 2 eyes and a scary mouth -my 3 yo, describing pretzels 4:18 PM · 10/5/21 · Twitter Web App 193 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1,047 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets We Chuckled At This Year

people reveal their worst new years eve stories | thumbnail Text - Ashley Nicole Black @ashleyn1cole Replying to @morninggloria Actually a tough choice but it would have to be the one where my boyfriend didn't want to kiss at midnight and it took me a WHILE to realize in retrospect that it was because the girl he was cheating with was also at the party. 8:44 PM Dec 29, 2020 · Twitter Web App 2 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 920 Likes >

People Reveal Their Worst New Years Eve Stories

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The Best Dad Jokes That Blessed Twitter In 2021| thumbnail text - woman

The Best Dad Jokes That Blessed Twitter In 2021

Kanye West Buying A House Across From Kim Kardashian = Bountiful Memes| Thumbnail Text - Smile - Kanye and Pete

Kanye West Buying A House Across From Kim Kardashian = Bountiful Memes

People Tweet The Coolest Perks They Got Due To Their Parent's Occupation| thumbnail text -Aaron Wudrick D O @awudrick Replying to @causalinf My mom was a librarian. So I never had to pay any late fees for overdue books. 8:55 PM · 5/15/21 · Twitter for Android 5 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 192 Likes

People Tweet The Coolest Perks They Got Due To Their Parent's Occupation

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15 Jokes About Being Alive In 2021 That Hit Too Close To Home| Thumbnail Text - Musical instrument - Maajid Khan @MaajidKhan_ Relatable! Please note it. Thanks. #life #thoughtoftheday CLARK GABLE VIVIEN LEIGH LESLIE HOWARD I'm old and I'm tired. Please do not play me.

15 Jokes About Being Alive In 2021 That Hit Too Close To Home

The Best Tweets From Women We Were Blessed With In 2021| thumbnail text - cass city @HeavenlyGrandpa love the post-party ritual of wondering how many people hate me 5:43 PM · 11/1/21 · Twitter for iPhone 4,980 Retweets 305 Quote Tweets

The Best Tweets From Women We Were Blessed With In 2021

Funny tweets about vibrators | thumbnail text -  dan ... @dadopotamus my 3 year old walked into our living room with company over and started belting out her favorite song using my wife's vibrator as her microphone. this is the single greatest moment of my life. 11:31 PM · May 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Vibrator Tweets Which Made Us Vibrate With Laughter

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The Most Iconic Mansplaining Tweets From 2021| thumbnail text - daddyqueenkayse @_kaykay_love_ I just got mansplained homosexuality. So he's gay, right? 7:07 AM · Aug 9, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1 Retweet 8 Likes

The Most Iconic Mansplaining Tweets From 2021

Tweets About Mansplainers Who Could Use A Serious Wake Up Call| thumbnail text - Laura (G) McHugh @lauramchugh83 Writing a song about mansplaining Google what rhymes with audacity All Videos Shopping News Images Ma

Tweets About Mansplainers Who Could Use A Serious Wake Up Call

The Most Reckless Horoscope Tweets Of 2021 That Sucked Us Right Into The Astrology World| thumbnail text - VIRGOGODDESSTM @VirgOGoddess915 "Are you free today?" 66 Virgo: “Tell me what you want & l'll tell you if l'm available." 4:43 PM · 9/18/21 · Twitter for iPhone 2,055 Retweets 285 Quote Tweets 9,165 Likes

The Most Reckless Horoscope Tweets Of 2021 That Sucked Us Right Into The Astrology World

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Funniest tweets about bald men who catfish and hatfish | thumbnail text - 雏菊 ... @12D20R98 I never noticed how receding all my coworkers hairlines are. like we are all always wearing hats or beanies but today we had a meeting and these mf's took their hats off and I was STUNNED. Next short people joke I get I'm making them cry. 9 10:25 PM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Relationship Nuggets Of Wisdom That Remind Us Why It's Easier To Stay Single | thumbnail text -

Relationship Nuggets Of Wisdom That Remind Us Why It's Easier To Stay Single