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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

Tweets That Will Hit Home If You're Super Duper Single | thumbnail text - Sara K. Runnels @omgskr Can't believe on top having full- time job, trying stay healthy, being social worrying about our hot-ass planet also have do little swipes on my phone maybe find nice man who uses correctly Andy Richter @AndyRichter A fun thing to do on a first date would be to get a large fake tattoo on your neck featuring your date's first and last name

Tweets That Will Hit Home If You're Super Duper Single

Single as a pringle
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Reddit thread about the walk of shame | thumbnail text - Posted by u/israblof 3 years ago What's your best walk of shame story? nsfw

People Reveal Their Most Epic Walks Of Shame

Let's hear it for the stride of pride
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Funniest Women Tweets That We Still Can't Get Over| thumbnail text - The Hybrid @kchamps613 I went on a date with a guy who said he was 6'2. I would just like to announce that I too am 6’2 apparently. 12:03 AM · Aug 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Women Tweets That We Still Can't Get Over

Ah, the iconic women of Twitter
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17 Wives Who Trolled Their Spouses So Hard They Deserve Medals| Thumbnail Text - Food - My Husband wanted a sweet treat. I made orange rolls. To keep it interesting, one of these has nacho cheese on it. My lae! never I will atways remember the first time we kissed because it was a mornent l was that changed uy life forever. drunk

17 Wives Who Trolled Their Spouses So Hard They Deserve Medals

Prank champions
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15 Best Tweets To Start The First Week Of 2022| Thumbnail Text - Fireworks - 2x @Brodi2x If I don't text you saying happy New Year we still gang I'm just lazy 10:14 PM Dec 31, 2021 120K Reply 1 Share this Tweet this is how i found out betty white died Today 1:50 PM betty white dying at 99 made me realize I never really kept it 100 with u... don't gotta respond but I hope u and ur family well

15 Best Tweets To Start The First Week Of 2022

First time we laughed this year
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The Best Marriage Tweets That Sum Up 2021| thumbnail text - Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto My husband just said, "I haven't had a cantaloupe this good since 1990!" and I'm wondering what kind of man has a fruit memory that lasts decades. 1:08 AM · Jul 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

The Best Marriage Tweets That Sum Up 2021

2021, a romantic year
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People Fight On Twitter Over What The 'Bottom-Tier Fruit' Are| thumbnail text - katie @basicfolklore I was traumatized by these at restaurants in the south so I haven't touched a pear since childhood

People Fight On Twitter Over What The 'Bottom-Tier Fruit' Are

This is serious
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Astrology Tweets That Had Us Laughing Into The New Year| thumbnail text - woman

Astrology Tweets That Had Us Laughing Into The New Year

Ah, the Astrologers of Twitter
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80 Funniest 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets| thumbnail Text - Pnonessential government oils2 @babadookspinoza The year is 2035. Marie Kondo holds up the condemned man to the crowd. "Does this man spark joy?" The crowd jeers, "No he does not!" She nods silently and throws him into the pit.

80 Funniest 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets

Hell hath no fury...
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Funniest Parenting Tweets We Chuckled At This Year| thumbnail text - meghan @deloisivete ... I want those snacks that have 2 eyes and a scary mouth -my 3 yo, describing pretzels 4:18 PM · 10/5/21 · Twitter Web App 193 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1,047 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets We Chuckled At This Year

It's been quite the year for parents
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people reveal their worst new years eve stories | thumbnail Text - Ashley Nicole Black @ashleyn1cole Replying to @morninggloria Actually a tough choice but it would have to be the one where my boyfriend didn't want to kiss at midnight and it took me a WHILE to realize in retrospect that it was because the girl he was cheating with was also at the party. 8:44 PM Dec 29, 2020 · Twitter Web App 2 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 920 Likes >

People Reveal Their Worst New Years Eve Stories

The worst ways to start a new year
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The Best Dad Jokes That Blessed Twitter In 2021| thumbnail text - woman

The Best Dad Jokes That Blessed Twitter In 2021

The best of the best
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Kanye West Buying A House Across From Kim Kardashian = Bountiful Memes| Thumbnail Text - Smile - Kanye and Pete

Kanye West Buying A House Across From Kim Kardashian = Bountiful Memes

Howdy, neighbor
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People Tweet The Coolest Perks They Got Due To Their Parent's Occupation| thumbnail text -Aaron Wudrick D O @awudrick Replying to @causalinf My mom was a librarian. So I never had to pay any late fees for overdue books. 8:55 PM · 5/15/21 · Twitter for Android 5 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 192 Likes

People Tweet The Coolest Perks They Got Due To Their Parent's Occupation

Some perks are more clutch than others
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15 Jokes About Being Alive In 2021 That Hit Too Close To Home| Thumbnail Text - Musical instrument - Maajid Khan @MaajidKhan_ Relatable! Please note it. Thanks. #life #thoughtoftheday CLARK GABLE VIVIEN LEIGH LESLIE HOWARD I'm old and I'm tired. Please do not play me.

15 Jokes About Being Alive In 2021 That Hit Too Close To Home

See ya never 2021
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The Best Tweets From Women We Were Blessed With In 2021| thumbnail text - cass city @HeavenlyGrandpa love the post-party ritual of wondering how many people hate me 5:43 PM · 11/1/21 · Twitter for iPhone 4,980 Retweets 305 Quote Tweets

The Best Tweets From Women We Were Blessed With In 2021

'Tis the season to gas up these awesome ladies
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