funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funniest Women’s Tweets We Have The Luxury Of Blessing Your Feeds With| thumbnail text - Sarah J. Hass @tacko_belle credit card chip machines are like: - DO NOT remove your card - DO NOT - hey look at me - DO NOT remove your card - take out your card immediately or I'm burning this place to the ground 8:48 PM · 1/2/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Women’s Tweets We Have The Luxury Of Blessing Your Feeds With

22 Embarrassing Situations That Are Actually Hilarious| Thumbnail Text - Hand - dmbrookes While at work, the girl working behind me was trying to say "the pleasure was all mine" to a customer but it came out "I pleasure myself" 16h Reply

22 Embarrassing Situations That Are Actually Really Funny

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People Confuse 'Incense' With 'Incest' Totally Changing The Meaning Of The Sentence

Confusing 'Incense' With 'Incest' Awkwardly Changes The Meaning Of The Sentence

Astrology Tweets That Are Hectic But Too Good To Miss| thumbnail text - Notty * @nottydesignss ... can't be with another air sign because i need to be the only one in this relationship that is nonchalant and never paying attention. 6:36 PM · 1/7/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Astrology Tweets That Are Hectic But Too Good To Miss

Dads That Are Masters Of Roasting Themselves On Twitter| thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking it snowed today. time for my kids to spend 56 minutes getting ready to go out to play in it for 17.6 seconds 6:47 PM · Jan 3, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Dads That Are Masters Of Roasting Themselves On Twitter

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Funny But Low-Key Legitimate Questions Americans Have For British People| thumbnail text - Nazuna's boyfriend ♡ ★ ... . .. @ΤΟΥΒΟΝΝΙE why do british people call their moms "mum" but they don't call their dads "dud"? 8:14 AM · Jul 11, 2020 · Twitter Web App 66 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 461 Likes

Funny But Low-Key Legitimate Questions Americans Have For British People

Spot-On Tweets About that Bizarre Time Between Xmas And NYE We're Expected To Work| thumbnail text -  preto. @manlikedami I know l'm *technically* still working but l'm getting so offended every time someone emails me with work on a new matters, like this really can't wait until after the New Year?? Will you die??? 5:05 PM · Dec 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Spot-On Tweets About That Bizarre Time Between Xmas And NYE We're Expected To Work

funny but relatable tweets about in laws that hit home way too hard | thumbnail text - Danny Zuker @DannyZuker In-laws are God's way of showing you that no matter how f cked up your own family is, it could be so much worse. 7:27 PM · Aug 9, 2014 Twitter Web Client

Funny Tweets That Accurately Sum Up The Nightmare Of Difficult In-Laws

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Funny tweets about drunk texts | thumbnail text - Christian Gray Snow @christiansnoww ... me deleting the nudes I sent to people while I was drunk bi

Drunk Texts People Massively Regret Sending

Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Feel Angry But Also Thoroughly Entertained| thumbnail text - Rectangle - It's Dana, actually @HourLongSauce Far fewer men know how to manscape than know how to mansplain. 3:56 AM · Dec 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Feel Angry But Also Thoroughly Entertained

Tweets That Will Hit Home If You're Super Duper Single | thumbnail text - Sara K. Runnels @omgskr Can't believe on top having full- time job, trying stay healthy, being social worrying about our hot-ass planet also have do little swipes on my phone maybe find nice man who uses correctly Andy Richter @AndyRichter A fun thing to do on a first date would be to get a large fake tattoo on your neck featuring your date's first and last name

Tweets That Will Hit Home If You're Super Duper Single

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Reddit thread about the walk of shame | thumbnail text - Posted by u/israblof 3 years ago What's your best walk of shame story? nsfw

People Reveal Their Most Epic Walks Of Shame

Funniest Women Tweets That We Still Can't Get Over| thumbnail text - The Hybrid @kchamps613 I went on a date with a guy who said he was 6'2. I would just like to announce that I too am 6’2 apparently. 12:03 AM · Aug 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Women Tweets That We Still Can't Get Over

17 Wives Who Trolled Their Spouses So Hard They Deserve Medals| Thumbnail Text - Food - My Husband wanted a sweet treat. I made orange rolls. To keep it interesting, one of these has nacho cheese on it. My lae! never I will atways remember the first time we kissed because it was a mornent l was that changed uy life forever. drunk

17 Wives Who Trolled Their Spouses So Hard They Deserve Medals

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15 Best Tweets To Start The First Week Of 2022| Thumbnail Text - Fireworks - 2x @Brodi2x If I don't text you saying happy New Year we still gang I'm just lazy 10:14 PM Dec 31, 2021 120K Reply 1 Share this Tweet this is how i found out betty white died Today 1:50 PM betty white dying at 99 made me realize I never really kept it 100 with u... don't gotta respond but I hope u and ur family well

15 Best Tweets To Start The First Week Of 2022

The Best Marriage Tweets That Sum Up 2021| thumbnail text - Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto My husband just said, "I haven't had a cantaloupe this good since 1990!" and I'm wondering what kind of man has a fruit memory that lasts decades. 1:08 AM · Jul 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

The Best Marriage Tweets That Sum Up 2021