funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny tweets about bachelorette parties | thumbnail text -  daisy @claireeeowens having a videographer for your wedding is cool but hear me out, a videographer for your bachelorette party 3:48 AM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Tweets About Bachelorette Parties For The Hardcore Bridesmaids Out There

funny twitter thread | thumbnail text - Mitch @themitchellford In college my psycho roommate was deathly afraid of ketchup & one time we got in a fight in the kitchen & he pulled a knife on me so thinking on my feet I pulled a bottle of ketchup out the fridge & threatened to squirt it on him & thats the story of how I won a fight w/ ketchup 3:13 AM · Dec 5, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Twitter Thread About Psycho College Roommate Reveals People Are Deathly Afraid Of Ketchup

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Dad Tweets From Some Slick Fathers With Some Lucky Kids| Thumbnail text - Font - Simon Holland @simoncholland We are trying to be those people with cereal in clear containers but I just don't know if we have it in us. 5:21 PM · 1/13/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Dad Tweets From Some Slick Fathers With Some Lucky Kids

walk of shame tweets | thumbnail text - Brynn ... @BigBoyBrynn just did the walk of shame off of a water slide because i was 5lbs over weight...IM NOT CRYING YOU ARE 1:57 AM · Aug 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

More Walks of Shame That Have Nothing To Do With The Morning After Sex

Parenting Tweets That Nearly Made Us Spit Out Our Coffee From Chuckles| Thumbnail text - Marissa ... @michimama75 5: I'm bad at this puzzle Me: you're trying your best! Mommy has a hard time with that one too! 5: yeah, because you're bad at it 7:02 PM · 1/16/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets That Nearly Made Us Spit Out Our Coffee From Chuckles

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Funniest Women's Tweets That Got US Feeling All Empowered And Stuff| Thumbnail text - gabbi “gabbi boyd" boyd @GabbiBoyd ... i'll post a selfie looking the best i've ever looked and someone will be like “thank you for promoting REALISTIC beauty standards" 8:25 PM · Jan 9, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Women's Tweets That Got US Feeling All Empowered And Stuff

Astrology Tweets That Had Us Looking At The Constellations With Some Serious Suspicion| Thumbnail text - jayO @theearthyvirgo Virgo: "I'll be nicer, if you be smarter." 99 3:22 PM · Jan 14, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Astrology Tweets That Had Us Looking At The Constellations With Some Serious Suspicion

adulting tweets | thumbnail text - Damilola Orija @the_dietchef ... Adulting 101: Having a bad day but showing up at work regardless because nobody cares and work has to be done 8:35 PM · Jul 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Adulting Tweets Which Expose The Harsh Truth About Growing Up

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psycho roommate tweets | thumbnail text - nanea ... @naneakuualoha having a crazy roommate is a coming of age experience 3:30 AM · Aug 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People That Will Be Forever Scarred By Their Psycho Roommates

funny tweets about the realities of fitness for parents | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford ... @thearibradford I pulled a muscle and got floaters in my eyes from trying to show my kids how to do a cartwheel so I won't be selling my at-home fitness program after all. 5:00 AM - Apr 26, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 72 Retweets 407 Likes

Funny Tweets About The Realities Of Fitness For Parents

drunk texts on twitter | thumbnail text - 8bitfiction ... @8bitfiction growth is fun gone were the days of drunk texting my exes now i just drunk text my 2(two) friends and tell them how MUCH i LOVE THEM 10:13 PM · Aug 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets About Drunk Texts For All The Hot Messes Out There

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Marriage Tweets That Fully Epitomize The Realities Of Tying The Knot| thumbnail text - JDan Follow @Social_Mime Marriage, because you need to know you were folding a bag of chips wrong your entire life. 17 63 123

Marriage Tweets That Fully Epitomize The Realities Of Tying The Knot

Twitter Is Riled Up About How Bills Should Be Split Between Couples| thumbnail text - Keshav Kant @MxKantEven I know this won't be a hot take for people with sense but: The division of financial responsibility in a relationship should be equitable not equal. If you make 3x what your partner does, you should pay more because you can. Do a 2:1 split, and cover 70% of the bills. 7:02 PM · Jun 28, 2021 96.5K

Twitter Is Riled Up About How Bills Should Be Split Between Couples

Parenting Tweets That Are So Spot On It Hurts| thumbnail text - Yelisa ... @motherplaylist No one: My 8yo on the 3rd of January: So what are we doing for Halloween? 6:27 PM · Jan 3, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets That Are So Spot On It Hurts

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toxic trait tweets | thumbnail text -  matt horwood @matthewhorwood My toxic trait is setting 100 alarms simply ignore every morning 3:14 PM Jan 11, 2022 Twitter iPhone

15 Funny Tweets That Are Calling Out People's Most Toxic Traits

funny tweets about being over 30 and in denial about it | thumbnail text - Emily Murnane @emily_murnane Hmm turns out being over 30 is just your back hurting and your stomach feeling kinda off for the rest of your life  My Life Is The Pitts Family chao @LifePitts I've reached the age where that spot on my arm could either be a questionable mole or dried nacho cheese.

Memes About Turning 30 For Anyone In Denial About Leaving Their 20s