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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

drunk texts on twitter | thumbnail text - 8bitfiction ... @8bitfiction growth is fun gone were the days of drunk texting my exes now i just drunk text my 2(two) friends and tell them how MUCH i LOVE THEM 10:13 PM · Aug 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets About Drunk Texts For All The Hot Messes Out There

You're a hot mess, and we're falling for you
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Marriage Tweets That Fully Epitomize The Realities Of Tying The Knot| thumbnail text - JDan Follow @Social_Mime Marriage, because you need to know you were folding a bag of chips wrong your entire life. 17 63 123

Marriage Tweets That Fully Epitomize The Realities Of Tying The Knot

Ah, the joys of marriage
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Twitter Is Riled Up About How Bills Should Be Split Between Couples| thumbnail text - Keshav Kant @MxKantEven I know this won't be a hot take for people with sense but: The division of financial responsibility in a relationship should be equitable not equal. If you make 3x what your partner does, you should pay more because you can. Do a 2:1 split, and cover 70% of the bills. 7:02 PM · Jun 28, 2021 96.5K

Twitter Is Riled Up About How Bills Should Be Split Between Couples

We are all entitled to our own opinions
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Parenting Tweets That Are So Spot On It Hurts| thumbnail text - Yelisa ... @motherplaylist No one: My 8yo on the 3rd of January: So what are we doing for Halloween? 6:27 PM · Jan 3, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets That Are So Spot On It Hurts

Ah, our little angels
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toxic trait tweets | thumbnail text -  matt horwood @matthewhorwood My toxic trait is setting 100 alarms simply ignore every morning 3:14 PM Jan 11, 2022 Twitter iPhone

15 Funny Tweets That Are Calling Out People's Most Toxic Traits

We all have negative qualities that we're trying to work on. The first step is recognizing the problem. The people of Twitter are great at admitting the issues they need to work on and have taken to the platform to confess their most toxic traits. Their toxic traits also happen to be funny AF. Have a look below, and feel free to confess your most toxic trait in the comments. This is a safe space, after all.
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funny tweets about being over 30 and in denial about it | thumbnail text - Emily Murnane @emily_murnane Hmm turns out being over 30 is just your back hurting and your stomach feeling kinda off for the rest of your life  My Life Is The Pitts Family chao @LifePitts I've reached the age where that spot on my arm could either be a questionable mole or dried nacho cheese.

Memes About Turning 30 For Anyone In Denial About Leaving Their 20s

But denying it only makes it worse
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Funniest Women’s Tweets We Have The Luxury Of Blessing Your Feeds With| thumbnail text - Sarah J. Hass @tacko_belle credit card chip machines are like: - DO NOT remove your card - DO NOT - hey look at me - DO NOT remove your card - take out your card immediately or I'm burning this place to the ground 8:48 PM · 1/2/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Women’s Tweets We Have The Luxury Of Blessing Your Feeds With

These women are incredible
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22 Embarrassing Situations That Are Actually Hilarious| Thumbnail Text - Hand - dmbrookes While at work, the girl working behind me was trying to say "the pleasure was all mine" to a customer but it came out "I pleasure myself" 16h Reply

22 Embarrassing Situations That Are Actually Really Funny

Yiiiiikes
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People Confuse 'Incense' With 'Incest' Totally Changing The Meaning Of The Sentence

Confusing 'Incense' With 'Incest' Awkwardly Changes The Meaning Of The Sentence

A small word with such huge meaning
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Astrology Tweets That Are Hectic But Too Good To Miss| thumbnail text - Notty * @nottydesignss ... can't be with another air sign because i need to be the only one in this relationship that is nonchalant and never paying attention. 6:36 PM · 1/7/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Astrology Tweets That Are Hectic But Too Good To Miss

Can't ignore the stars
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Dads That Are Masters Of Roasting Themselves On Twitter| thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking it snowed today. time for my kids to spend 56 minutes getting ready to go out to play in it for 17.6 seconds 6:47 PM · Jan 3, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Dads That Are Masters Of Roasting Themselves On Twitter

These dads get it
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Funny But Low-Key Legitimate Questions Americans Have For British People| thumbnail text - Nazuna's boyfriend ♡ ★ ... . .. @ΤΟΥΒΟΝΝΙE why do british people call their moms "mum" but they don't call their dads "dud"? 8:14 AM · Jul 11, 2020 · Twitter Web App 66 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 461 Likes

Funny But Low-Key Legitimate Questions Americans Have For British People

Brits, spill the tea, once and for all
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Spot-On Tweets About that Bizarre Time Between Xmas And NYE We're Expected To Work| thumbnail text -  preto. @manlikedami I know l'm *technically* still working but l'm getting so offended every time someone emails me with work on a new matters, like this really can't wait until after the New Year?? Will you die??? 5:05 PM · Dec 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Spot-On Tweets About That Bizarre Time Between Xmas And NYE We're Expected To Work

It's plain rude
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funny but relatable tweets about in laws that hit home way too hard | thumbnail text - Danny Zuker @DannyZuker In-laws are God's way of showing you that no matter how f cked up your own family is, it could be so much worse. 7:27 PM · Aug 9, 2014 Twitter Web Client

Funny Tweets That Accurately Sum Up The Nightmare Of Difficult In-Laws

In-Laws from hell
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Funny tweets about drunk texts | thumbnail text - Christian Gray Snow @christiansnoww ... me deleting the nudes I sent to people while I was drunk bi

Drunk Texts People Massively Regret Sending

Take my phone away from me
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Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Feel Angry But Also Thoroughly Entertained| thumbnail text - Rectangle - It's Dana, actually @HourLongSauce Far fewer men know how to manscape than know how to mansplain. 3:56 AM · Dec 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Feel Angry But Also Thoroughly Entertained

The audacity of some people
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