funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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texting ex tweets | thumbnail text -  @khilanii just texted my ex I love him then blocked him because god said confuse the enemy 8:17 PM · Jul 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Toxic Tweets About Texting The Forbidden Ex

funniest dad tweets from this week | thumbnail text - Dad to the bone ... @MirrorAdvice If you haven't taken a swig of your kid's sippy cup cause it's the only liquid around and you are thirsty AF, are you even a parent? 6:50 PM · Jul 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 38 Retweets 105 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Tried Nailing Parenting This Week

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funny parenting tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - A Bearer Of Dad News ... @HomeWithPeanut I believe the children are our future. But my 3-year-old finished his juice & then got mad because he thought someone else finished his juice, so that future might be in trouble. 3:09 PM · Jul 15, 2021 · Twitter for Android 156 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 809 Likes

Tweets From Parents Who Are So Over Parenting

cringiest Dms literally nobody asked for | thumbnail text - Hey Beautiful. How are you? 15:57 Sorry. Automatic message I apologize about that. Technology sucks. 16:02 Do you want to let ! won't know you've seen their message until you accept. message you? They Report conversation. Delete Acсept Blush You are now my big fat crus Crush I'm single as I can be You're single perfect for me I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why you should date me Reason number 1 I'm super hot

Cringiest DMs Literally No One Asked For

adulting tweets | thumbnail text -Kris Jong-Un @krishtun_ Adulting is cooking something and it not tasting the best but you eat it anyways because you bought those groceries so your money can't go to waste 1:35 AM · Jul 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Fifteen Woeful Tweets That Define Adulting

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People Can't Stop Comparing 'Cars' Characters To Celebs, Now We Believe In Doppelgangers| thumbnail text - blue (błękit). @CIRCUMAMBIENCE · Jul 10 this car kind of looks like winston churchill

People Can't Stop Comparing 'Cars' Characters To Celebs, Now We Believe In Doppelgangers

drinking game tweets | thumbnail text - Big Chef Funz @Funabynature *Drinking game idea Take a shot every time they say 'Family' in Fast & Furious. 12:48 PM · Jul 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Ridiculous Twitter Drinking Games We're Trying This Weekend

Funniest Relationship Tweets Which Make Us Skeptical Of Love | Thumbnail text - Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz ... romcoms are like "HE is the misogynist CEO of a corporation that bulldozes orphanages to build banks for the military... SHE loves arts & crafts a little more than the average person... They BOTH have flaws." 11:47 PM · Jun 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,152 Retweets 117 Quote Tweets 12.5K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets Which Make Us Skeptical Of Love

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funniest tweets from dads who nailed parenting this week | Thumbnail text - Tired Dad of 2 ... @Tired_Dad_of_2 (I wake up and pour my first coffee with my eyes barely open) 6: Daddy, where did the first humans come from? 4:23 PM · Jul 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 22 Retweets 131 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week

twitter life hacks | thumbnail text - Roy Stonks @Sir_WhiskersPhD ... Life Hack: If you blow out the candles before your dinner party has a chance to start singing happy birthday they'll start clapping and will forget to sing the song 5:08 AM · Jul 2, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Awesome Twitter Life Hacks We're Planning On Trying This Week

#WomenAreDelusional Is Trending On Twitter, And The Internet Is Confused| Thumbnail text - mia @fembotdisaster Men who tweet #WomenAreDelusional unironically look like this 1:27 AM Jul 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 212 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets

#WomenAreDelusional Is Trending On Twitter, And The Internet Is Confused

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people reveal how their names have been ruined by pop culture | thumbnail text - Dr Harry Potter @HPneuro I take your 'first name', and raise you my full name. Jesse McLaren @McJesse Sep 25 What piece of pop culture has ruined your first name? Jeffrey R Epstein O @EpsteinJeffrey Replying to @UglyOne10 and @McJesse Jesse McLaren O @McJesse 2s Replying to @EpsteinJeffrey and @UglyOne10 That "R" is doing a lot of lifting. ili

People Whose Names Have Been Totally Ruined By Pop Culture

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - limp brittzkit @Brittymigs ... Bathing suit companies these days are like "Oh you have labia? Sorry!!!! We don't do that :/" 7:29 PM · Jun 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,362 Retweets 167 Quote Tweets 34.5K Likes

Funny Women Tweets Because Women Are Funnier Than Men

adulting tweets | thumbnail text - Jackie Hill Perry @JackieHillPerry kids are down house is quiet settle into bed, grab book and one paragraph dozing hate adulting. 4:31 AM Jul 2, 2021 Twitter iPhone

Adulting Tweets Which Made Us Desperately Want To Turn Back Time

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British Tweets That Are Equal Parts Silly And Bloody Clever| thumbnail text - No Context Brits @NoContextBrits How long did this interview last?

British Tweets That Are Equal Parts Silly And Bloody Clever

Tweets About Some People's Insatiable Desire To Mansplain| thumbnail text - Adam @adamgreattweet this is what mansplaining looks like

Tweets About Some People's Insatiable Desire To Mansplain