funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Women's Tweets That Are Both Hilarious And Very True| Thumbnail text - Delia Cai @delia_cai do you ever leave a social situation and you're just like mmm that was not my best work 3:51 AM · Aug 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 34.6K Retweets 3,112 Quote Tweets 296.9K Likes

Women's Tweets That Are Both Hilarious And Very True

relatable memes about being a hot mess | thumbnail text - When your cheat day accidentally turns into a 6 month long carb-a- palooza Marc O @MarcSnetiker Going into a spiral anyone want anything >

Relatable Memes About Being A Hot Mess For Those Who Don't Know What Day It Is

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funny tweets from sarcastic moms who are done with parenting | thumbnail Katie Didn't ... @Pork_Chop_Hair [back at work after being a stay-at-home parent for many years] Me: alright, before this meeting starts, I want everyone to go pee. I don't care if you don't feel it, you need to try. 5:53 PM · Jun 16, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 1,766 Retweets 70 Quote Tweets 10.5K Likes

Sarcastic Tweets From Moms Who Are Done With Parenting

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Font - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... Just saw my toddler holding a pillow over the face of her teddy bear while whispering "night night". I'm worried for my safety. 8:19 PM Jan 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 103 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 600 Likes

Dad Tweets That Are A Hoot And A Half

Funny tweets about Costco | thumbnail text - ThomasWoodenRailway @TWRailway ... Me coming up with disguises so I can get more free samples at Costco

Tweets That Demonstrate Costco's Ability To Reign Supreme Forever

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Funny about drinking games | thumbnail tweet - ... @annttoekneeoh my ancestors probably have drinking games based on how many times i look at myself in the mirror 6:42 PM · Apr 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Drinking Game Tweets Just In Time For The Weekend

hot girl tweets | thumbnail text - Deann @CarpeDeann The air conditioning has been broken at the gym all week. It's 88 degrees F today

Humorous Hot Girl Tweets For The Final Stretch Of Hot Girl Summer

funniest dad tweets we came across this week and had to share | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking ... it's been 14 months working from home with 3 kids. That's 425 days. 425 multiplied by 3 is 1,275. i have been asked 1,275 times over 425 days "are you doing work today?". so yes i'm having bourbon for breakfast, Cancel susan. 3:24 PM · May 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 64 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 765 Likes

Funniest Eye-Rolling Dad Tweets To Start Your Day

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Funny tweets about bachelorette parties | thumbnail text -  daisy @claireeeowens having a videographer for your wedding is cool but hear me out, a videographer for your bachelorette party 3:48 AM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Tweets About Bachelorette Parties For The Hardcore Bridesmaids Out There

funny twitter thread | thumbnail text - Mitch @themitchellford In college my psycho roommate was deathly afraid of ketchup & one time we got in a fight in the kitchen & he pulled a knife on me so thinking on my feet I pulled a bottle of ketchup out the fridge & threatened to squirt it on him & thats the story of how I won a fight w/ ketchup 3:13 AM · Dec 5, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Twitter Thread About Psycho College Roommate Reveals People Are Deathly Afraid Of Ketchup

Dad Tweets From Some Slick Fathers With Some Lucky Kids| Thumbnail text - Font - Simon Holland @simoncholland We are trying to be those people with cereal in clear containers but I just don't know if we have it in us. 5:21 PM · 1/13/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Dad Tweets From Some Slick Fathers With Some Lucky Kids

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walk of shame tweets | thumbnail text - Brynn ... @BigBoyBrynn just did the walk of shame off of a water slide because i was 5lbs over weight...IM NOT CRYING YOU ARE 1:57 AM · Aug 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

More Walks of Shame That Have Nothing To Do With The Morning After Sex

Parenting Tweets That Nearly Made Us Spit Out Our Coffee From Chuckles| Thumbnail text - Marissa ... @michimama75 5: I'm bad at this puzzle Me: you're trying your best! Mommy has a hard time with that one too! 5: yeah, because you're bad at it 7:02 PM · 1/16/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets That Nearly Made Us Spit Out Our Coffee From Chuckles

Funniest Women's Tweets That Got US Feeling All Empowered And Stuff| Thumbnail text - gabbi “gabbi boyd" boyd @GabbiBoyd ... i'll post a selfie looking the best i've ever looked and someone will be like “thank you for promoting REALISTIC beauty standards" 8:25 PM · Jan 9, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Women's Tweets That Got US Feeling All Empowered And Stuff

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Astrology Tweets That Had Us Looking At The Constellations With Some Serious Suspicion| Thumbnail text - jayO @theearthyvirgo Virgo: "I'll be nicer, if you be smarter." 99 3:22 PM · Jan 14, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Astrology Tweets That Had Us Looking At The Constellations With Some Serious Suspicion

adulting tweets | thumbnail text - Damilola Orija @the_dietchef ... Adulting 101: Having a bad day but showing up at work regardless because nobody cares and work has to be done 8:35 PM · Jul 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Adulting Tweets Which Expose The Harsh Truth About Growing Up