funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| thumbnail text - Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper · Oct 16, 2020 ... Why do women train for ripped abs? It's because they want to look like men; truthfully it's gross. Lips, tits & hips. Men are simple, we want the classic beauty of a feminine hourglass shape. At no time in history did men ever want women with ripped abs. 354 2I 435 901

Man Thinks Abs On Women Are 'Gross,' Here Are Some Of Twitter's Iconic Responses

Thirteen Times People Texted The Wrong Number Let It Get Way Out Of Control| thumbnail text - Text Message Today 10:14 PM Princess Who is this? Sorry wrong number Come back I'll be your princess We will meet again, in another life I love you I love you too princess bratsquad: I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

Thirteen Times People Texted The Wrong Number And Let It Get Way Out Of Control

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Parenting Tweets That Accurately Depict The Consequences Of Procreation| thumbnail text - @IDontSpeakWhine Ways to make a teen roll their eyes: 1. Say, "Good morning" 2. Tell them you love them 3. Look at them 2:46 PM · 1/21/22 · Twitter for Android

Parenting Tweets That Accurately Depict The Consequences Of Procreation

Funny tweets about toxic traits | thumbnail text - - Tere ... @teresaajperezz My toxic trait is starting to get ready whenever I get the "On my way" text 12:30 AM · Mar 25, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Relatable Tweets About People's Most Toxic Traits

Women’s Tweets That Were So Spot-On We Had To Take A Double-Look| Thumbnail text - Brooke Knisley @BrookeKnisley ... I don't know when l'm gonna die, so I have a midlife crisis every year to play it safe 5:01 PM · 1/19/22 · Twitter Web App

Women’s Tweets That Were So Spot-On We Had To Take A Double-Look

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20 Random Memes That Are Certified Knee-Slappers (Part 2)| Thumbnail Text - Dog - me watching the guy at subway make the faces of my dog trying to catch a fry the subs

20 Random Memes That Are Certified Knee-Slappers (Part 2)

People Tweet About The Paradoxical Battle It Is To Return To Work After The Holidays| Thumbnail text - Sean Bernard ... @seanbgoneill Anyone remember my work password 11:56 AM · 1/4/21 · Twitter for iPhone

People Tweet About The Paradoxical Battle It Is To Return To Work After The Holidays

18 Brutally Honest Husbands That Are Probably In The Dog House Now| Thumbnail Text - Smile - Simon Holland @simoncholland I forgot today was our anniversary but my wife forgot too and that's really the best gift she has ever given me.

18 Brutally Honest Husbands That Are Probably In The Dog House Now

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bachelorette party tweets | thmbnail text - Font - Stacy Stokes REMEMBER ME GONE out 3.22.22 ... @stacyastokes Pretty sure Amazon thinks I'm having a shotgun wedding based on my simultaneous building of my baby registry & planning a friends bachelorette party. 1:11 AM · Aug 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Fifteen Funny Bachelorette Party Tweets In Honor Of Wedding Season

Women's Tweets That Are Both Hilarious And Very True| Thumbnail text - Delia Cai @delia_cai do you ever leave a social situation and you're just like mmm that was not my best work 3:51 AM · Aug 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 34.6K Retweets 3,112 Quote Tweets 296.9K Likes

Women's Tweets That Are Both Hilarious And Very True

relatable memes about being a hot mess | thumbnail text - When your cheat day accidentally turns into a 6 month long carb-a- palooza Marc O @MarcSnetiker Going into a spiral anyone want anything >

Relatable Memes About Being A Hot Mess For Those Who Don't Know What Day It Is

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funny tweets from sarcastic moms who are done with parenting | thumbnail Katie Didn't ... @Pork_Chop_Hair [back at work after being a stay-at-home parent for many years] Me: alright, before this meeting starts, I want everyone to go pee. I don't care if you don't feel it, you need to try. 5:53 PM · Jun 16, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 1,766 Retweets 70 Quote Tweets 10.5K Likes

Sarcastic Tweets From Moms Who Are Done With Parenting

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Font - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... Just saw my toddler holding a pillow over the face of her teddy bear while whispering "night night". I'm worried for my safety. 8:19 PM Jan 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 103 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 600 Likes

Dad Tweets That Are A Hoot And A Half

Funny tweets about Costco | thumbnail text - ThomasWoodenRailway @TWRailway ... Me coming up with disguises so I can get more free samples at Costco

Tweets That Demonstrate Costco's Ability To Reign Supreme Forever

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Funny about drinking games | thumbnail tweet - ... @annttoekneeoh my ancestors probably have drinking games based on how many times i look at myself in the mirror 6:42 PM · Apr 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Drinking Game Tweets Just In Time For The Weekend

hot girl tweets | thumbnail text - Deann @CarpeDeann The air conditioning has been broken at the gym all week. It's 88 degrees F today

Humorous Hot Girl Tweets For The Final Stretch Of Hot Girl Summer