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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 14, 2022)| thumbnail text - trash jones @jzux trust my gut? the thing that can't even handle milk? 5:26 PM · Feb 9, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 14, 2022)

Funny tweets about turnoff jobs | thumbnail text - trashyflashy @trashyflashyxo Replying to @Puff_lya "entrepreneur". Usually its just shorthand for "I sink my generational wealth into bad ideas that don't help anybody, not even me!" 8:22 PM · Apr 11, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Women Reveal Jobs Which Are Total Turnoffs In Potential Partners

Funny tweets about the struggles of body hair | thumbnail text -

Women Lament The Struggles Of Shaving Their Body Hair

Women's Memes That Spoke To Our Souls| thumbnail text - me after i have a mental breakdown and cut my bangs too short Color, Them: Omg that was mean, how do you sleep at night? Me:

Women's Memes That Spoke To Our Broken Souls

Funniest Memes From Euphoria Of Maddy's Iconic "You better Be Joking" Line| thumbnail text - the ultimate plug @OnlyFans__ wheres the album? rihanna: Bi, I'm pregnant

Funniest Memes From Euphoria Of Maddy's Iconic "You better Be Joking" Line

Best Marriage Tweets From This Week (Feb 11, 2022) | thumbnail text - Dan Regan @Social_Mime My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home. 2:32 PM · Feb 6, 2022 · Twitter for Android

Best Marriage Tweets From This Week (Feb 11, 2022)

People Spill Their Inexplicably Irrational Childhood Fears On Twitter| thumbnail text - Mike @michael_mascia Did anyone else have an irrational fear of Venus flytraps as a kid or were you normal ? 7:20 PM · Sep 18, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

People Spill Their Inexplicably Irrational Childhood Fears On Twitter

Funniest Dad Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 9, 2022)| thumbnail text - A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut Show me a parent who has given 2 choices for dinner & l'll show you a kid who picks something that wasn't even an option 3:10 AM · Feb 7, 2022 · Twitter for Android

Funniest Dad Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 9, 2022)

'Dear Brian' Trending On Twitter After Guy Tells Women To Cover Up In Photos| thumbnail text - Brian Sauvé @Brian_Sauve Dear Ladies, There is no reason whatsoever for you to post pictures of yourself in low cut shirts, bikinis, bra and underwear, or anything similar-ever. Not to show your weight loss journey. Not to show your newborn baby. Not to document your birth story. -Your Brothers 10:15 PM · Feb 7, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

'Dear Brian' Trending On Twitter After Guy Tells Women To Cover Up In Photos

Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week (Feb 8, 2022)| thumbnail text - Mom | Sleep & Wellness @themultiplemom I told my 6 yo we were having sandwiches for dinner. He told me he did too much homework to be eating a sandwich for dinner. 12:50 AM · Feb 3, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week (Feb 8, 2022)

Funny tweets about psycho roommates | thumbnail text - treyla @bence_treyla28 ... on yesterday's episode of my roommate from hell, she poured bleach into my laundry while it was in the washer and told me to kill myself. we love a jealous psychopath 12:48 AM · Jan 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

This Week's Batch Of Wildest 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets

Funny tweets about drunk texts people wish they could unsend | thumbnail text - Font - kenz ... @mc_kenziie I'll never forget when I sent my therapist a tik tok while I was drunk & she never responded so I sent another text thanking her for helping me. Then at my next session she had to remind me that even though she will always answer for emergencies, we are not on THAT level 6:37 AM · Mar 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Weekly Collection Of Drunk Messages People Wish They Could Unsend

Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 7, 2022)| thumbnail text - Jordan Ashleigh @JordanAshleighF My coworker saw me eating pizza and said "I had pizza today too" and I replied "Pizza Monday!" What. What was that. 7:35 PM · Jan 31, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 7, 2022)

Tweets About Cringy Mansplaining Which Are Almost Too Painful To Read| thumbnail text - Mrs K ... @one_mrs_k Hello, I want to report a murder. My 23 yr old son has just tried to mansplain how the dishwasher works. 5:18 PM · Jun 2, 2021 · Twitter for Android 8 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 347 Likes

Tweets About Cringy Mansplaining Which Are Almost Too Painful To Read

Funny tweets about being the drunk aunt | thumbnail tweet - Carly @i_carlaaay ... Yesterday my Uber driver told me I give him "cool aunt that brings tequila to Christmas and gets everyone drunk" energy, and I think that may go down as the best compliment I've ever received 10:20 PM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Twitter Reveals Why Being The Drunk Aunt At Family Functions Is The Best Lifestyle

Craziest Astrology Tweets And Memes From This Past Week (Feb 6, 2022)| thumbnail text - sarah V @wetneptune poor virgo risings, their stomachs are always a mess 9:06 PM · Feb 4, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Craziest Astrology Tweets And Memes From This Past Week (Feb 6, 2022)

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