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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

funny tweets about petty ways couples get revenge during fights | thumbnail text - URSULA ... @3sunzzz My husband pissed me off so when he wasn't looking I poured water on the floor in front of the dishwasher. He's been fixing it for the past 2 hours. 4:09 PM · Oct 12, 2019 · Twitter for Android 3,615 Retweets 461 Quote Tweets 23.8K Likes

Funny Tweets About Ways Couples Get Revenge During Fights

Retail Workers Reveal Times They Secretly Treated Their Customers For Not Being 'Karen's| thumbnail text - jenny O @jennycavallero i worked at hobby lobby in high school and they didn't use barcodes for anything so sometimes i'd ring up $30 whatevers as $3 if an old lady told me i had nice skin 6:50 PM · Feb 9, 2022 240.4K, jenny O @jennycavallero Replying to @jennycavallero 'thou shall not steal' unless you tell me i'm pretty 6:54 PM · Feb 9, 2022 33.1K

Retail Workers Reveal Times They Secretly Treated Their Customers For Not Being 'Karen's

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Dumb Choices Which Probably Seemed Like Good Ideas At The Time

Funniest Dad Tweets From This Past (Feb 16, 2022)| thumbnail text - Daddy Go Fish @daddygofish Was enjoying playing legos with my son until my wife tapped me on the shoulder and said he went outside an hour ago. 9:18 PM · Feb 9, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Dad Tweets From This Past Week

Fourteen Emails People Regretfully Can Never Take Back| Thumbnail text - PJ ... @kickthepj I accidentally signed off a business email with "brest" instead of "best" so I'm just letting you know that l'm moving to another planet 10:45 PM · Sep 30, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone

Fourteen Emails People Regretfully Can Never Take Back

Iconic Valentine's Day Tweets We Can Finally Laugh At| thumbnail text - Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy HUSBAND: I got the dog heart shaped cookies for Valentine's Day. ME: *through a mouthful of cookies* The dog? 9:16 PM · Feb 14, 2019 ♡ 1.3K

Funniest Valentine's Day Tweets We Can Finally Laugh At

Funny tweets about drunk texting | thumbnail text - Certified Teeth ... @PointyToofs Im super fcking freakin rn i sent a client a msg at 4:00 am while i was drunk on vr chat. A TEN MINUTE MSG PLEASE HELP 11:06 PM · Apr 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Deeply Regretted Text Messages People Sent While Being Under The Influence

Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 14, 2022)| thumbnail text -  trash jones @jzux trust my gut? the thing that can't even handle milk? 5:26 PM · Feb 9, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 14, 2022)

Funny tweets about turnoff jobs | thumbnail text  -  trashyflashy @trashyflashyxo Replying to @Puff_lya "entrepreneur". Usually its just shorthand for "I sink my generational wealth into bad ideas that don't help anybody, not even me!" 8:22 PM · Apr 11, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Women Reveal Jobs Which Are Total Turnoffs In Potential Partners

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Women Lament The Struggles Of Shaving Their Body Hair

Women's Memes That Spoke To Our Souls| thumbnail text - me after i have a mental breakdown and cut my bangs too short Color, Them: Omg that was mean, how do you sleep at night? Me:

Women's Memes That Spoke To Our Broken Souls

Funniest Memes From Euphoria Of Maddy's Iconic "You better Be Joking" Line| thumbnail text -  the ultimate plug @OnlyFans__ wheres the album? rihanna: Bi, I'm pregnant

Funniest Memes From Euphoria Of Maddy's Iconic "You better Be Joking" Line

Best Marriage Tweets From This Week (Feb 11, 2022) | thumbnail text - Dan Regan @Social_Mime My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home. 2:32 PM · Feb 6, 2022 · Twitter for Android

Best Marriage Tweets From This Week (Feb 11, 2022)

People Spill Their Inexplicably Irrational Childhood Fears On Twitter| thumbnail text - Mike @michael_mascia Did anyone else have an irrational fear of Venus flytraps as a kid or were you normal ? 7:20 PM · Sep 18, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

People Spill Their Inexplicably Irrational Childhood Fears On Twitter

Funniest Dad Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 9, 2022)| thumbnail text - A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut Show me a parent who has given 2 choices for dinner & l'll show you a kid who picks something that wasn't even an option 3:10 AM · Feb 7, 2022 · Twitter for Android

Funniest Dad Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 9, 2022)

'Dear Brian' Trending On Twitter After Guy Tells Women To Cover Up In Photos| thumbnail text - Brian Sauvé @Brian_Sauve Dear Ladies, There is no reason whatsoever for you to post pictures of yourself in low cut shirts, bikinis, bra and underwear, or anything similar-ever. Not to show your weight loss journey. Not to show your newborn baby. Not to document your birth story. -Your Brothers 10:15 PM · Feb 7, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

'Dear Brian' Trending On Twitter After Guy Tells Women To Cover Up In Photos