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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week (Feb 8, 2022)| thumbnail text - Mom | Sleep & Wellness @themultiplemom I told my 6 yo we were having sandwiches for dinner. He told me he did too much homework to be eating a sandwich for dinner. 12:50 AM · Feb 3, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week (Feb 8, 2022)

Funny tweets about drunk texts people wish they could unsend | thumbnail text - Font - kenz ... @mc_kenziie I'll never forget when I sent my therapist a tik tok while I was drunk & she never responded so I sent another text thanking her for helping me. Then at my next session she had to remind me that even though she will always answer for emergencies, we are not on THAT level 6:37 AM · Mar 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Weekly Collection Of Drunk Messages People Wish They Could Unsend

Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 7, 2022)| thumbnail text - Jordan Ashleigh @JordanAshleighF My coworker saw me eating pizza and said "I had pizza today too" and I replied "Pizza Monday!" What. What was that. 7:35 PM · Jan 31, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 7, 2022)

Tweets About Cringy Mansplaining Which Are Almost Too Painful To Read| thumbnail text - Mrs K ... @one_mrs_k Hello, I want to report a murder. My 23 yr old son has just tried to mansplain how the dishwasher works. 5:18 PM · Jun 2, 2021 · Twitter for Android 8 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 347 Likes

Tweets About Cringy Mansplaining Which Are Almost Too Painful To Read

Funny tweets about being the drunk aunt | thumbnail tweet - Carly @i_carlaaay ... Yesterday my Uber driver told me I give him "cool aunt that brings tequila to Christmas and gets everyone drunk" energy, and I think that may go down as the best compliment I've ever received 10:20 PM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Twitter Reveals Why Being The Drunk Aunt At Family Functions Is The Best Lifestyle

Craziest Astrology Tweets And Memes From This Past Week (Feb 6, 2022)| thumbnail text - sarah V @wetneptune poor virgo risings, their stomachs are always a mess 9:06 PM · Feb 4, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Craziest Astrology Tweets And Memes From This Past Week (Feb 6, 2022)

15 Dad Tweets That Have Us Tucked In And Ready For A Bedtime Story| Thumbnail to text -Rectangle - Outerwear - WTFDAD @daddydoubts My toddler is always saying that he loves living in our apartment because it's "high in the sky" which is adorable. Telling a police officer that he's "going to get high at home with daddy" less so.

15 Dad Tweets That Have Us Tucked In And Ready For A Bedtime Story (February 6, 2022)

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Marriage Memes That Accurately Depict What Happens After Tying The Knot| thumbnail text - I DON'T ALWAYS DRIVE MY WIFE'S CAR BUT WHEN I DO, THE GAS LIGHT IS ON,Him: Can I put my keys in your purse? Me: @oneawkwardmom

Marriage Memes That Accurately Depict What Happens After Tying The Knot

When I Found Out My Date Was Actually Married' | thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix ... @RodLacroix Forgot to mute myself on a Zoom call while my kids were home and my boss gave me three extra weeks of vacation. 1:56 PM · Feb 1, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Dad Tweets From This Week (Feb 3, 2022)

15 Mansplaining Tweets That Have Us Running For The Hills (February 4, 2022) | Thumbnail Text - Organism - Regan Hughes @ReganHughes98 Absolutely love having my sunburn mansplained to me. Sir, I am a pale human. This is not my first time experiencing a sunburn.

15 Mansplaining Tweets That Have Us Running For The Hills (February 4, 2022)

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Funniest Marriage Tweets From This Week (Feb 1, 2022)| thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness My Wife: Don't look at your phone while driving Also my wife when l'm driving: What do you think of these earthy colored blankets? 7:32 PM · Jan 20, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Marriage Tweets From This Week (Feb 1, 2022)

Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Jan 31, 2022)| thumbnail text - summer @heaberald i've retired at 24! don't have any money saved up i just felt like not working 11:19 PM · Jan 24, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Jan 31, 2022)

Dad Tweets That Are Almost Too Accurate For Comfort| thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix ... @RodLacroix Child: I can't wait to be an adult. Me [sorting my bills by overdue dates]: yes it's fantastic 5:20 PM · 1/24/22 · Twitter Web App

Dad Tweets That Are Almost Too Accurate For Comfort

Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| thumbnail text - Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper · Oct 16, 2020 ... Why do women train for ripped abs? It's because they want to look like men; truthfully it's gross. Lips, tits & hips. Men are simple, we want the classic beauty of a feminine hourglass shape. At no time in history did men ever want women with ripped abs. 354 2I 435 901

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Thirteen Times People Texted The Wrong Number Let It Get Way Out Of Control| thumbnail text - Text Message Today 10:14 PM Princess Who is this? Sorry wrong number Come back I'll be your princess We will meet again, in another life I love you I love you too princess bratsquad: I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

Thirteen Times People Texted The Wrong Number And Let It Get Way Out Of Control

Parenting Tweets That Accurately Depict The Consequences Of Procreation| thumbnail text - @IDontSpeakWhine Ways to make a teen roll their eyes: 1. Say, "Good morning" 2. Tell them you love them 3. Look at them 2:46 PM · 1/21/22 · Twitter for Android

Parenting Tweets That Accurately Depict The Consequences Of Procreation

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Mom refuses to drive whiny 12-year-old daughter's friend Leah back home from NYC just because she's "bored" with birthday activities, the girl's mother trashes her to other moms in retaliation: ‘She just said it was boring’

Mom refuses to drive whiny 12-year-old daughter's friend Leah back home from NYC just because she's "bored" with birthday activities, the girl's mother trashes her to other moms in retaliation: ‘She just said it was boring’

Woman pretends her phone ran out of battery at male friend's house, husband's gut instinct tells him she's hiding something, he confronts her: "I feel like I'm the only one here trying to protect my relationship"

Woman pretends her phone ran out of battery at male friend's house, husband's gut instinct tells him she's hiding something, he confronts her: "I feel like I'm the only one here trying to protect my relationship"

30-year-old husband leaves 29-year-old wife stranded at the hospital after surgery, goes on a hike with his mom instead: “She was here for support, not vacation”

30-year-old husband leaves 29-year-old wife stranded at the hospital after surgery, goes on a hike with his mom instead: “She was here for support, not vacation”

'I was her invisible best friend': Woman texts a wrong number for first-date advice and accidentally makes an anonymous friend, then after years of mysterious camaraderie, she gets invited to the wedding

'I was her invisible best friend': Woman texts a wrong number for first-date advice and accidentally makes an anonymous friend, then after years of mysterious camaraderie, she gets invited to the wedding

Mother blames her 17-year-old daughter for ruining her marriage when daughter refuses to let stepfather act like her real dad, he leaves the two of them: 'I'm not gonna wait around for you to feel differently at 40'

Mother blames her 17-year-old daughter for ruining her marriage when daughter refuses to let stepfather act like her real dad, he leaves the two of them: 'I'm not gonna wait around for you to feel differently at 40'

Woman Cancels Christmas Party After Mother-In-Law Keeps Making Unreasonable Demands, Husband Takes Mil’s Side, Leading To a Family Dispute: ‘They're saying I ruined the holidays’

Woman Cancels Christmas Party After Mother-In-Law Keeps Making Unreasonable Demands, Husband Takes Mil’s Side, Leading To a Family Dispute: ‘They're saying I ruined the holidays’