funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Mercury Is In Retrograde, And The Astrologers On Twitter Are Quaking| Thumbnail text - ava @avxxtarot mercury retrograde is just me fighting the urge to download tinder just to talk to people while I'm bored with the full intention of never pursuing anything or meeting them 7:33 PM · 10/2/21 · Twitter for iPhone 365 Retweets 109 Quote Tweets 2,901 Likes

Mercury Is In Retrograde, And The Astrologers On Twitter Are Quaking

funny tweets about the illogical reasons couples get mad at each other | thumbnail Text - mark @TheCatWhisprer Crazy how I get yelled at for not fluffing a pillow just right when I get off the couch but my wife's tube of toothpaste looks like a grizzly bear used it. 4:25 AM Jun 30, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 36 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 342 Likes

Funniest Tweets About The Illogical Reasons Couples Get Mad At Each Other

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Dad Tweets That Are Funnier Than An Ill-Fitted Pair Of Dad Jeans| thumbnail text - NicholasG @Dad_At_Law Kids too energetic? Make them go on a walk with you and they'll suddenly be unable to move any part of their body. 2:57 PM · Sep 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 243 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,390 Likes

Dad Tweets That Are Funnier Than An Ill-Fitted Pair Of Dad Jeans

Sassy Comebacks Women Gave After Receiving Unsolicited Pregnancy Advice | Thumbnail text -

Sassy Comebacks Women Gave After Receiving Unsolicited Pregnancy Advice

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who deserve An Award For Keeping It Together| Thumbnail text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry I'm barely awake and already my toddler is crying because I won't put him in the trash can 4:47 PM · Sep 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 178 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 1,494 Likes

Parenting Tweets From Parents Who deserve An Award For Keeping It Together

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Mansplaining Experiences That Show Mansplaining Really Isn't Going Anywhere| Thumbnail text - Camille Corbett @TheWittyGirl Don't move to LA unless you're ready for a dude whose parents pay their rent to mansplain socialism to you. 1:32 AM · Sep 29, 2021 · Twitter for

Mansplaining Experiences That Show Mansplaining Really Isn't Going Anywhere

People Who Made Their Parents Want To Return Them| thumbnail text - 288 D Dad > Today 6:21 PM Do you have 3 nose rings now? Yes sir! Delivered When will it end

People Who Made Their Parents Want To Return Them

tweets about ghosting | thumbnail text - @Target If ghosts are Halloween, why am getting ghosted all year round? 6:26 PM Sep 23, 2021 Khoros Publishing App

Toxic Tweets About Ghosting Just In Time For Spooky Season

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Dads Who Totally Lost It In The Delivery Room | thumbnail text - KateMcK @TheKateMcK Replying to @NessTea_ my sister was having her first baby and the midwife showed her husband how to squeeze out a cloth and cool her face. When she had her back turned he threw the soaking cloth right over her face! My sis started screaming "get that useless f er out he's waterboarding me!" hunter @uglysketch Replying to @NessTea_ some of my favorite photos are of dads passing out during labor it always kills me

Dads Who Totally Lost It In The Delivery Room

4th Grader Punished With Zoom Detention, Mom Says It's Ridiculous| thumbnail text - Uju Anya @UjuAnya My child got sent to Zoom detention for not paying attention in Zoom 4th grade. Email said here's the link to access the room to serve detention. I swear l'm trying so hard to take this life seriously. 7:19 PM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 32K Retweets 3,702 Quote Tweets 341.1K Likes

4th Grader Punished With Zoom Detention, Mom Says It's Ridiculous

Boomers Get Roasted On Twitter For Their Corny Little Habits| thumbnail text - A dumber Drew Carey @RealCompuNerd Boomers love saying "let's see if I can do this." as if taking their iphone off speakerphone is emergency landing an aircraft 12:50 AM · Sep 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

Boomers Get Roasted On Twitter For Their Corny Little Habits

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Impressively Dumb Things People Decided They Wanted To Share With The World Via Twitter| thumbnail text  - well how long would the pregnancy take if she had twins 9+9= 19 months

Impressively Incorrect Things People Decided They Wanted To Share With The World Via Twitter

Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| thumbnail text - nell raban @nell_do_well we've got 'mansplaining' for when a man explains to you something you already know but here's a new one: 'dudespute,' when a man relentlessly questions your work because he doesn't understand what you're doing 1:16 AM · Sep 12, 2020 · Twitter Web App 905 Retweets 48 Quote Tweets 4,016 Likes

Mansplaining Tweets That Must Be Shared With The World

Dad Tweets Which Show That Kids Are More Cringe Than You Ever Thought| thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness ... Dining out with kids is a great way to practice talking in angry whispers 5:17 PM · 9/5/21 · Twitter for iPhone 155 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 548 Likes

Dad Tweets Which Show That Kids Are More Cringe Than You Ever Thought

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twitter life hacks | thumbnail text - AK47 ... @NoFilterAnjali Life hack : You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife's birthday. 7:20 AM · Sep 7, 2021 · Twitter for Android

This Week's Batch Of Silly And Serious Life Hacks

Dad Tweets That Prove Moms Aren't The Only Pro Multi-Taskers| thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness ... Good news! My 8YO says she is halfway done with the story which she started telling last Monday 5:37 PM · 8/26/21 · Twitter for iPhone 216 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 1,430 Likes

Dad Tweets That Prove Moms Aren't The Only Pro Multi-Taskers