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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

Funniest Dad Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 9, 2022)| thumbnail text - A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut Show me a parent who has given 2 choices for dinner & l'll show you a kid who picks something that wasn't even an option 3:10 AM · Feb 7, 2022 · Twitter for Android

Funniest Dad Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 9, 2022)

Some people who are as cool as cucumbers
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'Dear Brian' Trending On Twitter After Guy Tells Women To Cover Up In Photos| thumbnail text - Brian Sauvé @Brian_Sauve Dear Ladies, There is no reason whatsoever for you to post pictures of yourself in low cut shirts, bikinis, bra and underwear, or anything similar-ever. Not to show your weight loss journey. Not to show your newborn baby. Not to document your birth story. -Your Brothers 10:15 PM · Feb 7, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

'Dear Brian' Trending On Twitter After Guy Tells Women To Cover Up In Photos

The clap backs are so satisfying
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Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week (Feb 8, 2022)| thumbnail text - Mom | Sleep & Wellness @themultiplemom I told my 6 yo we were having sandwiches for dinner. He told me he did too much homework to be eating a sandwich for dinner. 12:50 AM · Feb 3, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week (Feb 8, 2022)

Ah, the joys of parenting
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Funny tweets about psycho roommates | thumbnail text - treyla @bence_treyla28 ... on yesterday's episode of my roommate from hell, she poured bleach into my laundry while it was in the washer and told me to kill myself. we love a jealous psychopath 12:48 AM · Jan 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

This Week's Batch Of Wildest 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets

Dying to live alone
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Funny tweets about drunk texts people wish they could unsend | thumbnail text - Font - kenz ... @mc_kenziie I'll never forget when I sent my therapist a tik tok while I was drunk & she never responded so I sent another text thanking her for helping me. Then at my next session she had to remind me that even though she will always answer for emergencies, we are not on THAT level 6:37 AM · Mar 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Weekly Collection Of Drunk Messages People Wish They Could Unsend

It's a drunken jungle out there
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Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 7, 2022)| thumbnail text - Jordan Ashleigh @JordanAshleighF My coworker saw me eating pizza and said "I had pizza today too" and I replied "Pizza Monday!" What. What was that. 7:35 PM · Jan 31, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 7, 2022)

Thank you ladies
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Tweets About Cringy Mansplaining Which Are Almost Too Painful To Read| thumbnail text - Mrs K ... @one_mrs_k Hello, I want to report a murder. My 23 yr old son has just tried to mansplain how the dishwasher works. 5:18 PM · Jun 2, 2021 · Twitter for Android 8 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 347 Likes

Tweets About Cringy Mansplaining Which Are Almost Too Painful To Read

Petition to start a 'mansplainers anonymous' support group
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Funny tweets about being the drunk aunt | thumbnail tweet -  Carly @i_carlaaay ... Yesterday my Uber driver told me I give him "cool aunt that brings tequila to Christmas and gets everyone drunk" energy, and I think that may go down as the best compliment I've ever received 10:20 PM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Twitter Reveals Why Being The Drunk Aunt At Family Functions Is The Best Lifestyle

Easy, breezy, beautiful drunk aunt
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Craziest Astrology Tweets And Memes From This Past Week (Feb 6, 2022)| thumbnail text - sarah V @wetneptune poor virgo risings, their stomachs are always a mess 9:06 PM · Feb 4, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Craziest Astrology Tweets And Memes From This Past Week (Feb 6, 2022)

Not everyone's cup of tea
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15 Dad Tweets That Have Us Tucked In And Ready For A Bedtime Story| Thumbnail to text -Rectangle - Outerwear - WTFDAD @daddydoubts My toddler is always saying that he loves living in our apartment because it's "high in the sky" which is adorable. Telling a police officer that he's "going to get high at home with daddy" less so.

15 Dad Tweets That Have Us Tucked In And Ready For A Bedtime Story (February 6, 2022)

Wholesome Stories From Dads
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Marriage Memes That Accurately Depict What Happens After Tying The Knot| thumbnail text - I DON'T ALWAYS DRIVE MY WIFE'S CAR BUT WHEN I DO, THE GAS LIGHT IS ON,Him: Can I put my keys in your purse? Me: @oneawkwardmom

Marriage Memes That Accurately Depict What Happens After Tying The Knot

Not all sunshine and daisies
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When I Found Out My Date Was Actually Married' | thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix ... @RodLacroix Forgot to mute myself on a Zoom call while my kids were home and my boss gave me three extra weeks of vacation. 1:56 PM · Feb 1, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Dad Tweets From This Week (Feb 3, 2022)

These dads get it
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15 Mansplaining Tweets That Have Us Running For The Hills (February 4, 2022) | Thumbnail Text - Organism - Regan Hughes @ReganHughes98 Absolutely love having my sunburn mansplained to me. Sir, I am a pale human. This is not my first time experiencing a sunburn.

15 Mansplaining Tweets That Have Us Running For The Hills (February 4, 2022)

When in doubt, just be quiet
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Funniest Marriage Tweets From This Week (Feb 1, 2022)| thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness My Wife: Don't look at your phone while driving Also my wife when l'm driving: What do you think of these earthy colored blankets? 7:32 PM · Jan 20, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Marriage Tweets From This Week (Feb 1, 2022)

Too funny not to laugh at
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Funny tweets about the walk of shame | thumbnail text - Forehead - SingleBabyMama @_SingleBabyMama Mona's walk of shame.

Funniest Tweets About the Infamous 'Walk Of Shame' Just In Time For The Weekend

Walk of shame or stride of pride?
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Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Jan 31, 2022)| thumbnail text - summer @heaberald i've retired at 24! don't have any money saved up i just felt like not working 11:19 PM · Jan 24, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Jan 31, 2022)

These women just get it
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