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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funniest tweets from women we saw this week | thumbnail text -  Asia @AsiaDNYC Why's it always “nyc smells like pee" and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world" 11:19 PM · Aug 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 6,478 Retweets 341 Quote Tweets 77.7K Likes

Funniest Tweets From Sassy Women We Saw This Week

Funniest parenting tweets from parents just trying to make it by | thumbnail text - Laura Stevenson ... @laurastevenson Just put Sesame Street on the tv and my one year old daughter pointed at Elmo on the screen and said "GOD!" 6:09 PM · Aug 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 411 Retweets 41 Quote Tweets 6,272 Likes

Funniest Tweets This Week From Parents Who Are Hanging On By A Thread

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Funny Tweets From Parents About The Weird Things Their Kids Collect | thumbnail text - Ms. Havisham ... @MissHavisham My kid clipped his toenails. He walked away to throw out clippings & said with his back to me, "These should complete my collection nicely," & I burst into laughter but he didn't, & he kept walking, so now I sleep with a butcher knife under my pillow. 6:08 PM · Nov 16, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets From Parents About The Weird Things Their Kids Collect

Funniest relationship tweets we saw this week | thumbnail text -

Funniest Relationship Tweets We Saw This Week

Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Want To Grind Our Teeth Down To Nubs| thumbnail text - ash @ashleychris13 my dad just mansplained to me how to wash a pan...that's a new one 5:16 AM · Aug 10, 2021 · Twitter Web App 12 Likes

Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Want To Grind Our Teeth Down To Nubs

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Funniest Women Roasting Men Tweets From This Week That Are Savage AF | thumbnail text - gen ö @genmnz ... guys ask u "why would i lie to u" and be lying to u LOL cmon 1:25 AM · Aug 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 11.1K Retweets 696 Quote Tweets 57.3K Likes

Funniest Women Roasting Men Tweets From This Week That Are Savage AF

this week's funniest tweets written by women | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonnelly crazy how i can be on the verge of a full mental breakdown and then i stuff a snack in my mouth real quick and boom. crisis averted. snacks save lives. 6:44 PM · Aug 4, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 167 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 2,445 Likes

This Week's Funniest Women On Twitter

this week's funniest parenting tweets from parents who are so over their kids | thumbnail text - MumlnBits @MumlnBits Somewhere between asking me for a banana and me giving him the banana, 4 decided he didn't like bananas anymore 11:57 PM · Aug 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 77 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 606 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Who Are So Over Their Kids Already

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funniest tweets we saw this week written by women | thumbnail text - shauna @goldengateblond my favorite thing about the olympics is how every four years l'm convinced I care deeply about water polo 9:02 PM · Jul 26, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 31 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 900 Likes

This Week's Funniest Tweets Written By Women

sarcastic tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford @thearibradford I love when I mention getting frustrated with my kids and someone's like "have you tried TALKING to your kids?" Omg thank you you visionary and here l've been communicating with f cking charades silly me 10:12 PM · Jun 29, 2021 · CoSchedule 85 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 635 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Week

people share the funniest things they've heard others say in their sleep | thumbnail Text - Joanna Hardy @Joanna_Hardy 00 Good morning to everyone except my partner who, at 2am, mid-dream, sat bolt upright in bed and terrifyingly shouted into the dark: "Will there be a buffet?" 9:44 AM Jan 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 9.9K Retweets 1.8K Quote Tweets 166.2K Likes Mark Blacklock 000 @MarxMedia Replying to @Joanna_Hardy Much better than a partner who rises bolt upright slowly, silently as if from t

People Reveal Funniest Things They've Heard Others Say In Their Sleep

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adulting tweets | thumbnail text -RAVEN B. ... @RAVIEB Adulting is never being too drunk for your skincare routine. 9:24 AM · Jul 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Adulting Tweets That Speak The Cold, Hard Truth

Funniest Tweets About The 2021 Tokyo Olympic Games So Far| Thumbnail text - Ellie Grimm @ellisongrimm us olympic medalist jagger eaton awkwardly picking up his fallen airpod is something i relate to on an emotional level

Funniest Tweets About The 2020 Tokyo Olympic Games So Far

thirsty thursday tweets | thumbnail text - lauren @TWILIGHTSTAN jaren lewison never have ever if youre reading this am free on thursday night. if would like hang out am free on thursday night am free hang out am free hang out on thursday night so if want hang out on thursday night am free

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Mansplaining Tweets That Prove People Really Like To Test Our Patience| thumbnail text - Danielle Nicki @Dani... Jul 25 #IfMenHadltTheirWay mansplaining would be an Olympic sport A MAN!A MAN HAS ARWEDI TO SHARE HIS MANLY VIEWS

Mansplaining Tweets That Prove People Really Like To Test Our Patience

life hack tweets | thumbnail text - Alex Cohen @anothercohen Life hack: struggling to become a morning person? Simply have a child It's 4am and I am thriving 2:11 PM · Jul 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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