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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

funny tweets from sarcastic moms who are done with parenting | thumbnail Katie Didn't ... @Pork_Chop_Hair [back at work after being a stay-at-home parent for many years] Me: alright, before this meeting starts, I want everyone to go pee. I don't care if you don't feel it, you need to try. 5:53 PM · Jun 16, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 1,766 Retweets 70 Quote Tweets 10.5K Likes

Sarcastic Tweets From Moms Who Are Done With Parenting

Moms who have had it up to here
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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Font - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... Just saw my toddler holding a pillow over the face of her teddy bear while whispering "night night". I'm worried for my safety. 8:19 PM Jan 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 103 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 600 Likes

Dad Tweets That Are A Hoot And A Half

The funny dads of Twitter
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Funny tweets about Costco | thumbnail text - ThomasWoodenRailway @TWRailway ... Me coming up with disguises so I can get more free samples at Costco

Tweets That Demonstrate Costco's Ability To Reign Supreme Forever

Did you bring your Costco card?
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Funny about drinking games | thumbnail tweet - ... @annttoekneeoh my ancestors probably have drinking games based on how many times i look at myself in the mirror 6:42 PM · Apr 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Drinking Game Tweets Just In Time For The Weekend

It's been forever, let's get drunk
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hot girl tweets | thumbnail text - Deann @CarpeDeann The air conditioning has been broken at the gym all week. It's 88 degrees F today

Humorous Hot Girl Tweets For The Final Stretch Of Hot Girl Summer

On our hot girl sh*t
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funniest dad tweets we came across this week and had to share | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking ... it's been 14 months working from home with 3 kids. That's 425 days. 425 multiplied by 3 is 1,275. i have been asked 1,275 times over 425 days "are you doing work today?". so yes i'm having bourbon for breakfast, Cancel susan. 3:24 PM · May 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 64 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 765 Likes

Funniest Eye-Rolling Dad Tweets To Start Your Day

The funny dads of Twitter
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Funny tweets about bachelorette parties | thumbnail text -  daisy @claireeeowens having a videographer for your wedding is cool but hear me out, a videographer for your bachelorette party 3:48 AM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Tweets About Bachelorette Parties For The Hardcore Bridesmaids Out There

Nashville or Vegas?
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funny twitter thread | thumbnail text - Mitch @themitchellford In college my psycho roommate was deathly afraid of ketchup & one time we got in a fight in the kitchen & he pulled a knife on me so thinking on my feet I pulled a bottle of ketchup out the fridge & threatened to squirt it on him & thats the story of how I won a fight w/ ketchup 3:13 AM · Dec 5, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Twitter Thread About Psycho College Roommate Reveals People Are Deathly Afraid Of Ketchup

Condiments can't hurt us
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Dad Tweets From Some Slick Fathers With Some Lucky Kids| Thumbnail text - Font - Simon Holland @simoncholland We are trying to be those people with cereal in clear containers but I just don't know if we have it in us. 5:21 PM · 1/13/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Dad Tweets From Some Slick Fathers With Some Lucky Kids

Funny dads are on another level
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walk of shame tweets | thumbnail text - Brynn ... @BigBoyBrynn just did the walk of shame off of a water slide because i was 5lbs over weight...IM NOT CRYING YOU ARE 1:57 AM · Aug 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

More Walks of Shame That Have Nothing To Do With The Morning After Sex

It's not a walk of shame if you strut
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Parenting Tweets That Nearly Made Us Spit Out Our Coffee From Chuckles| Thumbnail text - Marissa ... @michimama75 5: I'm bad at this puzzle Me: you're trying your best! Mommy has a hard time with that one too! 5: yeah, because you're bad at it 7:02 PM · 1/16/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets That Nearly Made Us Spit Out Our Coffee From Chuckles

A rare state of joy
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Funniest Women's Tweets That Got US Feeling All Empowered And Stuff| Thumbnail text - gabbi “gabbi boyd" boyd @GabbiBoyd ... i'll post a selfie looking the best i've ever looked and someone will be like “thank you for promoting REALISTIC beauty standards" 8:25 PM · Jan 9, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Women's Tweets That Got US Feeling All Empowered And Stuff

Proud to be apart of this demographic
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Astrology Tweets That Had Us Looking At The Constellations With Some Serious Suspicion| Thumbnail text - jayO @theearthyvirgo Virgo: "I'll be nicer, if you be smarter." 99 3:22 PM · Jan 14, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Astrology Tweets That Had Us Looking At The Constellations With Some Serious Suspicion

It's hard to trust these days
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adulting tweets | thumbnail text - Damilola Orija @the_dietchef ... Adulting 101: Having a bad day but showing up at work regardless because nobody cares and work has to be done 8:35 PM · Jul 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Adulting Tweets Which Expose The Harsh Truth About Growing Up

Cheers to never growing up
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psycho roommate tweets | thumbnail text - nanea ... @naneakuualoha having a crazy roommate is a coming of age experience 3:30 AM · Aug 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People That Will Be Forever Scarred By Their Psycho Roommates

Roommates be crazy
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funny tweets about the realities of fitness for parents | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford ... @thearibradford I pulled a muscle and got floaters in my eyes from trying to show my kids how to do a cartwheel so I won't be selling my at-home fitness program after all. 5:00 AM - Apr 26, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 72 Retweets 407 Likes

Funny Tweets About The Realities Of Fitness For Parents

Or, a lack thereof
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