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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

Funny tweets about men being trash | thumbnail text - Font - Lauren Brodauf @lauren_brodauf the sexiest quality in a man is when he believes that all men are trash 1:43 AM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest 'Men Are Trash' Tweets Of The Week

Time to take out the trash
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Astrology Tweets That Are Inexplicably Funny| thumbnail text - cole @PHEAUXBIA i've never seen a capricorn smile like they smile after stealing something from a corporate chain store 8:19 PM · Dec 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Astrology Tweets That Are Inexplicably Funny

These astrologers know too much
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Memes About Millennial Struggles That Generation Z Will Never Comprehend| thumbnail text - oliviaa @livvy_B... · Mar 30, 2018 •.. The thought of wearing low rise jeans actually makes me want to vomit 27 15 83

Memes About Millennial Struggles Which Generation Z Will Never Understand

The struggle is real
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funny memes for women which men won't understand | thumbnail text -  This is what tampon commercials should really look like Citytv bravo by betches @bravobybetches bravo me watching my friend text the guy whose number she said she deleted Producer: What makes you think that this time is different?

Women's Memes Men Will Never Understand

Memes the ladies will relate to
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Cringeworthy Interactions that Made Us Comfortable With The Thought Of Never Leaving Our Homes| thumbnail text - I just whispered "hello old friend" to my favorite toilet at work because I haven't used it in over a year. Then someone in another stall cleared their throat Delivered oh papa

Cringeworthy Interactions that Made Us Comfortable With The Thought Of Never Leaving Our Homes

We are all a little cringe sometimes
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people tweet about the stupid, recurring arguments they have with their spouses | thumbnail text - Rebecca Johnson ... DEFENSE OF BLA LIFE @rjohnson83 Replying to @rabiasquared Husband likes to hit snooze for a solid hour. I like sleeping for the entire hour and not being woken up 6 times (every 10 mins) during it and just setting the alarm for the correct time, not an hour early. He "can't wake up that fast". That's the 15 year (and counting) fight. 5:10 AM Jan 9, 2020 · Twitter for Android 502

People Tweet About The Stupid, Recurring Arguments They Have With Their Spouse

Ahh... marriage bliss
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marriage memes which burst the bubble of marital bliss | thumbnail text - Wife: Don't be too rough with the kids Husband: Ok Also Husband: XSHOT When my wife tries to come in the kitchen while l'm cooking

Marriage Memes Which Burst The Bubble Of Marital Bliss

When 'I love you' just isn't enough
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Marriage Tweets That Are Nothing If Not Spot On| thumbnail text -

Marriage Tweets That Are Nothing If Not Spot On

Tying the knot isn't always as glamorous as it seems
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funny tweets about the realities of long-distance dating | thumbnail text - hoeboi ... @brownnmunda people in long distance relationship be like "can u moan again, your mic cut out" 12:22 PM - Sep 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 16 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 230 Likes

Relatable Tweets About The Realities Of Long-Distance Dating

The ups and downs of LDRs
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Dad Tweets That May Fuel Your Baby Fever, Or Serve As Birth Control| thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland I never understood how the little drummer boy's parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school. 3:00 AM · Dec 6, 2021

Dad Tweets That May Fuel Your Baby Fever, Or Serve As Birth Control

Depends your stance on children
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People Expose The Weird Things Only Their Family Does| thumbnail text - Bill Bradley @gumgumerson · Mar 8 #MyFamilylsWeird My mom interrupted my first college class because I didn't answer my phone. So she called the school and said she thought •.. someone was kicking my ass. 3 51

People Expose The Weird Things Only Their Families Do

Let's get weird
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Parenting Tweets Which We Highly Identified With This Christmas Season| thumbnail text - That Mom Tho @mom_tho thoughts and prayers for my husband as our five year old looked him straight in the eyes and told him "your jokes aren't funny" 1:23 AM · Dec 6, 2021

Parenting Tweets Which We Highly Identified With This Christmas Season

Somethings are just all too relatable
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guy asks woman to venmo him for three dates after she rejects him and gets roasted | thumbnail text - it's only fair to ask for equal payment from you from the dates we went on. I believe it was 3 separate times we went out bars/restaurants where I paid for us both each time. I'd say $35 is more than fair for your food and drinks that I got you during those dates. I view you as a fair girl, I hope you'll consider reimbursing me. Thanks! Alex @alexo colbath It's the audacity for me. CK Share Paym

Twitter Annihilates Guy Who Asks Woman For Reimbursement After Tinder Date

The ultimate dating cesspool known as Tinder has been driving us crazy since its inception. It's like the founders brought all the worst dudes of the universe together on the app and were like "have a go at destroying all these women!" In this Tinder tale, a Tinder dude had the audacity to ask his dating buddy if she could reimburse him for the three dates they want on after she decided she wasn't interested. Read on for this Tinder horror story, which she posted on Twitter .
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twitter thread modern teens | thmbnail text -  Beth @tiedwithaswift Twitter teens be like "how are you 25 and on twitter still" like sweetie do you think this isn't your future too?? 11:45 AM · Dec 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Poke Fun At Teens Who Bash People They Deem To Be Too Old For Social Media

Teens really believe they're never growing up
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Funniest tweets about mental breakdowns on Twitter this week | thumbnail text -

Funniest 'Mental Breakdown' Tweets We Saw This Week

We're all losing it
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Tweets From Funny Women Who Know How To Get Out Of Anything With Humor| thumbnail text - Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle sometimes u walk through the toddler section of target and see an outfit you'd like to wear and that's just what kind of day it is 11:08 PM · Dec 7, 2021

Tweets From Funny Women Who Know How To Get Out Of Anything With Humor

The power is limitless
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