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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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tweets about people wearing red at target being mistaken for employees | Fucked up and wore a red at target. 5 people have asked me for help | Note to self: don't go to target whilst wearing tan pants and a red shirt. Just had a lady ask to speak to my manager because I didn't know where the baby food

Wearing Red Clothing At Target Isn't A Good Move

Parents Vent About How Their Spotify Wrapped Was Single-Handily Tarnished By Their Children’s Music Taste| thumbnail text - Kevin Power @KevPow3 My Spotify Wrapped: The Jungle Book, Frozen, and Moana soundtracks, and one Nine Inch Nails song. Bangers every one. 6:56 PM · Dec 1, 2021 ♡ 21 1, Share this Tweet

Parents Vent About How Their Spotify Wrapped Was Single-Handily Tarnished By Their Children’s Music Taste

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feminine urge tweets | thumbnail text - amy it's cold outside ... @losertakesall the feminine urge to spend hours cooking something and then explain all the mistakes you think you made before anyone even takes a bite 3:29 AM · Nov 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

14 Feminine Urges That Are Completely Out Of Our Control

Funny walk of shame tweets | thumbnail text - lina ... @leenski_32 Can't be a walk of shame if it's Pride Month 5:06 PM · Jun 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

'Walk Of Shame' Tweets Prove It's Nothing To Be Ashamed About

Funny Women Tweets That Got Us All Giggly At Our Work Desks| thumbnail text - steph mccann @steph_mcca ... banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank" 8:42 PM · 12/3/21 · Twitter Web App 17.8K Retweets 417 Quote Tweets 214K Likes

Funny Women's Tweets That Got Us All Giggly At Our Work Desks

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Tweets About The Little Pet-Peeves That Inevitably Develop Throughout Marriage| thumbnail text - Jessie @mommajessiec Husband: *sneezes* Me: Bless you. Husband: *sneezes again* Me: I can't live like this. 3:57 PM · May 11, 2021 600 9 25 1, Share this Tweet

Tweets About The Little Pet-Peeves That Inevitably Develop Throughout Marriage

Funny tweets about being hungover | thumbnail text - god gives the worst hangovers to his hottest warriors

Tweets Which Truly Capture The Nauseating Essence Of Hangovers

Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners | thumbnail text - Оpal @PamCamp60217334 Replying to @JessicaValenti When I turned 40 I wanted to go blonde. Unfortunately my brunette hair didnt take it well. When my 8 YO daughter got off the bus that day the first thing she said was "I hope you can wash that out". 11:32 PM · Jan 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners

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Funny Marriage Tweets That Highlight Exactly How Real You Can Become With Your Partner| thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Uni... @XplodingUnicorn Wife: You smell like bacon. Me: Thanks. Wife: It wasn't a compliment. Me: There's literally only one way to take that. 10:01 PM · Nov 26, 2021 2.1K Û Share this Tweet

Funny Marriage Tweets That Highlight Exactly How Real You Can Become With Your Partner

Parenting Tweets From Parents With The Perfect Amount Of Wit And Grit| thumbnail text -  Myrhhissa @michimama75 Since I refuse, 5 was wondering if anyone would like to play "hammers" with her. She has a hammer and you run. So anyway, let me know. 4:07 PM · Nov 21, 2021 1.2K 64 1, Share this Twe...

Parenting Tweets From Parents With The Perfect Amount Of Wit And Grit

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Funniest Relationship Tweets For People Considering The Single Life

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Dad Tweets From Some Seriously Funny Fathers| thumbnail text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal my 4 year old realizing that l gave her her vitamin gummies this morning and that her mom gave her her vitamin gummies this morning and pacing around worried like she's gonna OD 7:27 PM · Nov 20, 2021 954 O 17 1, Share this Tweet

Dad Tweets From Some Seriously Funny Fathers

dating app tweets | thumbnail text - Mohit Gulati @desimojito They said dating apps are the best place to find a husband, but they didn't say someone else's husband. 11:41 AM · Nov 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

15 Tweets That Made Us Question Why We're Still On Dating Apps

cringy,funny tweets,Twitter,twitter,laughter,awkard,ouch,bts,funny,funny tweets,cringe| Thumbnail Text - Forehead - Em C @EmmaCaroline5 People really gotta stop putting IG polls on their stories in the area where I'm tapping to get through them. Just accidentally voted "no bitch" where some girl i don't know asked if we liked her new bangs

17 Tweets Having Us Twitch, Wince and Laugh

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people are sharing their 'My Parents VS Me At The Same Age' and the differences are huge | thumbnail Text - Iveezy @Bloody5lveezy 00 My parents at 24 vs me at 24 3:33 AM Dec 7, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 67.7K Retweets 3.9K Quote Tweets 633.8K Likes

People Roast Themselves By Posting 'My Parents VS Me At The Same Age' Photos On Twitter

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - god's favorite @lil_morgy imagining michelangelo standing before a block of marble and saying, "time to make content" 8:34 PM Jul 7, 2021 · Twitter Web App 14.4K Retweets 416 Quote Tweets 119.3K Likes

Funny Women Tweets Because Women Are Way Funnier Than Men