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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Twitter Thread Reveals The Eleven Signs Of A Healthy Relationship| thumbnail text - We're Not Really Strangers @wnrs... · Mar 9 Replying to @wnrstweets 1. Their feelings for you are clear. There's nothing to decode or google •.. ♡ 11 27 760 16.5K

Twitter Thread Reveals The Eleven Signs Of A Healthy Relationship

funny parenting tweets, repeat, ignore, funny twitter, things kids say, things parents say | Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 If on fence about having kids, repeat "Put shoes on, please" 100 times row until blinding rage see if 's right

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Kate McKean ... @kate_mckean When I sign an email "Yours" it's not a term of endearment- it means this email is now yours l'm done with it get it away from me. 10:33 PM Mar 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPad 10.6K Retweets 540 Quote Tweets 97.3K Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Laura Marie @lmegordon Of course men and women can be friends without being attracted to each other. It's called "marriage." 6:27 AM - Mar 7, 2021 - Twitter for Android 485 Retweets 51 Quote Tweets 3,494 Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (March 12, 2021)

Fifteen Relatable Tweets For People Who Low-key Miss Being Unemployed| thumbnail text - emily allen @emilyOallen · Feb 24 me in a meeting: "this could've been an email" me receiving an email: "i'm going to hurl myself ... into the sun" 193 27 35.8K 280.6K

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - The Dad @thedad ... THE DAD welcome to parenthood, by now your child hates that thing you saved up for all year 9:27 PM Mar 6, 2021 · Buffer 7 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 109 Likes

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Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| thumbnail text - @ktu... · 11h If Oprah ever interviewed me, I too would dime out my whole family. Karen Tumulty •.. 370 17 1.9K 24.6K

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - todd dillard @toddedillard asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said "not a burned quesadilla" bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla 12:20 AM - Mar 4, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 47K Retweets 4,795 Quote Tweets 724.5K Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Sahana Srinivasan ... @sahana_srini Why do guys turn into customer service when u start sexting them like "I can help you with that :)" 8:56 PM · Feb 28, 2021 · Twitter Web App 553 Retweets 42 Quote Tweets 11.8K Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail tweets - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal ... PARENTING MATH PROBLEM: One 4 year old attempts to fill a 10 ounce cup with water from the fridge. How many gallons are spilled in the process? 12:00 AM Feb 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 59 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 544 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (February 23, 2021)

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Emma Ketchum ... @emmaketchup7 Wasn't planning on spending my hottest years living like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chcolate Factory but here we are 6:47 AM - Feb 17, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 95.6K Retweets 2,015 Quote Tweets 714.9K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (February 22, 2021)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text -the luckiest Penny. ... @aSouthernPenny My son proposed to his fiancée about six months ago and she said yes. They're super happy, we love her family too. I just found out today that another girl is in love with him and plans to propose next week... should I say anything? Oh and also, he's 4. They're all 4. 3:42 AM · Feb 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 14K Retweets 1,274 Quote Tweets 178.8K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 21, 2021)

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parents tweet about their kids creepy imaginary friends | thumbnail text - Beth Newell @bethnew Today my daughter told me one of her best friends is a dead girl named Hallie who hangs out at her daycare and hits her when she says bad words like "stupid." 3:46 AM · May 2, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 572 Retweets 296 Quote Tweets 17.2K Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | thumbnail text - Jonesy The Beautiful Idiot l+) @VikingJonesy ... Took my kids sledding because it's the only way I can legally throw them down a hill 11:44 PM · Feb 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 113 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 530 Likes

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